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was dat nou sarcastisch?quote:
quote:Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
quote:Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
quote:Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife? FML
Whehehehequote:Vandaag ging ik naar de dokter voor mijn jodokus. Daar aangekomen zegt de dokter: “Hier is mijn assisente.” De assisente komt eraan en wat blijkt: Het was m’n zus. MDWK
De oude oude layout was veel beter!!
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
vosss is de naam,
met dubbel s welteverstaan.
Die laatstequote:Op zondag 13 december 2009 13:43 schreef powerlite het volgende:
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was dat nou sarcastisch?
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You can trust me, trust nobody...
quote:Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML
quote:Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
quote:Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
quote:Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
quote:Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
Pwned
quote:Today, I posted a note on Facebook about a weird dream I had about my ex-boyfriend, where I made out with him, then it transitioned into a vampires vs. werewolves battle. My ex private messages me and says there's a better chance of a vampires vs. werewolves battle than us ever making out again. FML
Children of the night. What music they make.
quote:Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Can you picture what we'll be, So limitless and free?
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ooh nee hoor, iemand op die site.
*zou die van mij noooit doen
*zou die van mij noooit doen
Can you picture what we'll be, So limitless and free?
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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
hallo dus dit noemen ze nou twitter
Vandaag was ik in een serieus gesprek met een vriend, over mijn ex die het vorige week uitgemaakt had. Ik zat bijna te huilen, toen hij opeens zei: “Wist je dat Hitler maar 1 bal had?” MDWK
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hallo dus dit noemen ze nou twitter
MaakMeDoodKlootzak?quote:Op dinsdag 12 januari 2010 00:46 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:
Vandaag was ik in een serieus gesprek met een vriend, over mijn ex die het vorige week uitgemaakt had. Ik zat bijna te huilen, toen hij opeens zei: “Wist je dat Hitler maar 1 bal had?” MDWK
Held
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Ja, dat lijkt inderdaad bijna op de afkorting MDWK. Mijn Dag Was Kut.quote:
hallo dus dit noemen ze nou twitter
quote:Op zaterdag 16 januari 2010 15:15 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:
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Ja, dat lijkt inderdaad bijna op de afkorting MDWK. Mijn Dag Was Kut.
Mijndagwaskut
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
quote:Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
Zerg schreef:
1/1 is 1. 2/2 is 2. Basisschool breuken.
1/1 is 1. 2/2 is 2. Basisschool breuken.
quote:Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
quote:Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
quote:Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?". FML
All those moments will be lost, like tears in rain... Time to die.
quote:Today, I realized that one of the people I was friends with on Facebook had a profile picture where the background was my living room. She's never been to my house, and I live alone. I'm scared. FML
quote:Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
quote:Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Verliefd, verloofd.
fake?quote:
http://www.mijndagwas.nl/3003
Je krijgt wel lieve reacties.quote:Op zaterdag 16 januari 2010 18:59 schreef Lindgren. het volgende:
http://www.mijndagwas.nl/3003
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Waarempel, nu je het zegtquote:Op zondag 19 april 2009 21:42 schreef svefn het volgende:
ik kom er na een stuk of 50 van die dingen gelezen te hebben, pas achter dat elke begint met 'today'
die zou ik eigenlijk op die site moeten posten
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