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quote:Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
5 Xbox360 spellen: Halo 3 , Fable 2 ,Saints Row 2 , Pure en Virtua Tennis 3 te koop!
quote:Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML
Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
quote:Today, I stumbled upon my boyfriend's Facebook. His second Facebook. On which I also stumbled upon his second girlfriend. FML
quote:Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and proceeded to walk up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML
Ik hou daar niet van lachen om de ellende van anderen!!!!!!!
...normen en waarden kinderen denk erom!
...normen en waarden kinderen denk erom!
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
heb je wel mooi een tvp in een topic waar je extreem tegen bentquote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 00:32 schreef zhe-devilll het volgende:
Ik hou daar niet van lachen om de ellende van anderen!!!!!!!
...normen en waarden kinderen denk erom!
Tuuksquote:Op zaterdag 18 april 2009 00:33 schreef raaavi het volgende:
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heb je wel mooi een tvp in een topic waar je extreem tegen bent
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
quote:Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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Dat zit er gewoon ingebakken, zhe.quote:
Ik hou daar niet van lachen om de ellende van anderen!!!!!!!
...normen en waarden kinderen denk erom!
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
quote:Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML
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Dat is beschamend
hou-hart-vast- al die sleutelkids...zuchtquote:
//Jij bent een user waar er meer van zouden moeten zijn, zhe devilll // Ik dacht dat je schreef Hitler ofzo//Huillie is mine!
Oja, jij was die user met die smerige FoBo.quote:
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hou-hart-vast- al die sleutelkids...zucht
quote:Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML
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Sleutelkids? Verklaar u nader.quote:
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hou-hart-vast- al die sleutelkids...zucht
"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
