Omegle #7

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 16:45 schreef Ayca het volgende:
http://www.nos.nl/nosjour(...)8/080409_omegle.html

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 你好 [Hallo]
You: hanki panki
You: china ?
Stranger: 你是哪里人 你在说什么 [Van waar ben je. Wat ben je aan het zeggen]
Stranger: 是嗯 [Ja]
You: north korea?
You: you like to launch missles?
Stranger: what?
You: where u from
Stranger: 中国 [China]
You: china ?
Stranger: yes
You: you like communism ?
You: i like babi pangang
Stranger: s soso

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:20 schreef iBolt het volgende:
en...

http://www.depers.nl/economie/298412/Binnenlopen-met-Omegle.html

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello ^^
Stranger: How's it going?
You: I'm fine thx
You: How bout you?
Stranger: ^^ me too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Holland
You: U?
Stranger: Führerbunker
You: KEWL!
You: Why? :p
Stranger: It's really cool there
Stranger: We have
Stranger: beton
Stranger: and sausages and sauerkraut!
Stranger: It's really amazing
You: Can I come too?
Stranger: If the nuclear war stops okay
Stranger: but as far as i know
Stranger: the nuclear war started 1945
Stranger: and so
You: Really?
Stranger: pretty long time
Stranger: i hope it'll end soon
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know: we win
You: You're on earth?
Stranger: sure
You: Mankind moved to Mars a couple of decades ago
You: Well Mars..
Stranger: really? fuck
You: It's called Earth 2.0 now.
You: Yeah, 'cos of the nukes and shit.
Stranger: Oh, I can imagine that
Stranger: what about the radioactive stuff?
Stranger: is it still there?
You: Wait, I'll take a look
You: through my telescope.
Stranger: Nice, I want one too
You:
You: So we can see each other
You: That would be cool.
Stranger: That would be amazing!
You: Erm...
Stranger: I never had a telescope date
You: Earth is still brown.
Stranger: Dammit
You: That's not right is it?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: Shouldn't it be blue?
You: Ah damnit
You: Moon Nazi blocking my view.
Stranger: It should yes
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: Yeah, damn those Moon Nazi's
Stranger: What do they do?
Stranger: And who's their Führer?
You: Hitler.
You: Hitler Clone 5 that is.
You: Hitler Clone 4 was a midget.
You: They ate him.
You: Hitler Clone 3 turned out to be a Jew
You: That was funny
Stranger: Sounds particularly strange
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: But
Stranger: WHO did eat Hitler?
Stranger: Morlocks?
You: Hitler Clone 4?
Stranger: Yep
You: Hitler Clone 3 and 2 ate him.
Stranger: Why did they do a Clone 3 when Nr. 2 was still alive?
Stranger: Seems rather irrational
You: 'cos Hitler Clone 2 was a failure.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: pity
You: But please don't ask about Clone 1.
Stranger: What about Clone 1?
You: Can't tell really.
Stranger: Please
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: I do
You: I am Clone 1.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: dammit
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Heil, mein Führer!
Stranger: So, why are you still alive?
You: Yeah I ran away with a Cylon chick.
Stranger: To mars?
You: That is correct
Stranger: Did you shave your mustache?
Stranger: Because people would otherwise recognize you
You: I work as a Charly Chaplin impersonator.
Stranger: Amazing!
You:
Stranger: Can you play that part from "Der grosse Diktator"
Stranger: The speech at the end!
Stranger: PLEASE! :D
You: Yeah I don't really like that speech.
Stranger: Otherwise I tell everyone your Hitler Clone 1.
Stranger: =(
You: Don't tell 'em.
Stranger: What if I tell them?
You: They'll come and get me
Stranger: And I become a hero
Stranger: I will be rescued
You: I guess so
Stranger: Can live in a house on mars
You: Yeah, but you must know...
You: I am the best clone.
You: So they want me back.
Stranger: You're practically dead
Stranger: but
Stranger: only on the nazi moon
You: Yeah the moon nazi's want me back.
You: 'cos they clone the clones
Stranger: Who's leading mars?
Stranger: Strange o.O
You: So each clone is worse
You: Leading Mars?
Stranger: yeah
You: John McCain
Stranger: GOOD LORD!
You: What's wrong with that?
Stranger: You're joking right?
You: I am not.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: McCain was my childhood hero
You: That's cool
Stranger: I saw him in the tv
You: He's a nice guy
You: He know my secret.
Stranger: And why does he keep it?
Stranger: Sorry mate, but I hear Hitlers mom calling
Stranger: she's an old dragon
Stranger: really nasty
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: I have to go
You: Bye friend.
Stranger: otherwise she
Stranger: ... *sniff*
You: Hope you get of Earth
Stranger: she... *cough*
Stranger: Yeah i'd visit you!
Stranger: Good time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 17:58 schreef Bartaz het volgende:

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Ik was het ooit van plan, maar heb het nooit doorgezet omdat ik dacht dat het het geld niet waard zou zijn... Erg dom dus.

Bewijs: http://forum.techzine.nl/forum/list_messages/87665

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You: How can I say ' you are gay' in chinese?
Stranger: oh no, im not a gay, in china there are no gay
You: wut?
You: why not?
Stranger: ni shi tong xing nian
Stranger: or just
Stranger: ni shi tong zhi
Stranger: homosexual in china are called comrades
Stranger: gay is ineffable
Stranger: get it?

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Stranger: and you? whatcha look like?
You: I'm 1.72, blonde hair, blue eyes
Stranger: however
Stranger: goddes
Stranger: nice body?
You: 59 kgs
Stranger: i'd do you allready
Stranger: gotta eat though
Stranger: ima leave it open though
Stranger: maybe till soon
You: please dont leave!
Stranger: be back in 20/30 min
You: I was about to tell you something naughty!
Stranger: just leave it open
You: allright
You: bye sweety (K)
You have disconnected.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:19 schreef frame-saw het volgende:
Stranger: you have menssenger?
You: yes i do
Stranger: trade?
my is fxbruno@hotmail.com
You: i don't need it, i have one myself
Stranger: yes, you can add me?
You: no it's full
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Na een halve minuut al mijn msn vragen, doaag.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:21 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Mag ik je MSN?

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im Michael
You: Me to
You: I'm serious
Stranger: thats because
You: Michael [achternaam]
Stranger: I am u in the future
You: Is my full name:P
You: Ohai@
You: !
You: What will I be in the future?
Stranger: im here to tell u a message
You: Go on
Stranger: when u turn 50, u will fall in love with someone living next door, but u must not ever talk to her because she is a witch
You: Oh noes
Stranger: good bye and remember, watch out for matches

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 18:58 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Die gast zit nu z'n bord eten naar binnen te werken als een gek

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Omegle eist eerste slachtoffer

Omegle de hype van het moment heeft zijn eerste slachtoffer gemaakt. De man in kwestie is gestikt in toen hij in haast zijn bord eten naar binnen werkte. De reden was dat een blonde jongedame hem iets stouts zou vertellen als hij terug zou komen om met hem verder te chatten. De vraag is echter of het daadwerkelijk om een jongedame ging of iemand van het andere geslacht. We zullen het nooit weten.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:48 schreef Slein83 het volgende:

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 19:44 schreef drummerdude het volgende:

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