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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:27 schreef Jor_Dii het volgende:

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Zit er nu nog mee te praten, wat een ongelooflijk toffe meid.. en inderdaad lesbisch

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 03:35 schreef Drizzt_DoUrden het volgende:

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Een Turkse lesbo?

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You: i have aids
You: what kind of disease do you have
Stranger: oh well, last I heard I can't contract it over the internet
Stranger: I have Ebola
You: Awsome
You: that makes us friends
Stranger: thanks
You: Where you from
Stranger: Lets see how many times it takes you to guess
Stranger: I'll give you hints
You: 4chan ?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: then id have no clue
Stranger: It's in the western hemisphere
You: No clue
Stranger: There are a lof pigs here
You: I hate guessing games
Stranger: ok, fair enough
Stranger: you're gonna die soon of aids, I shouldn't make you guess
You: true
Stranger: and who knows I might die of ebola before I get to tell you
You: haha
Stranger: I'm from Iowa
You: ah America
You: land of the not so free people
You: IR says Hi to you from zeh Netherlands
Stranger: Zat is very Nize!
You: So which forum brought you here
Stranger: I think I have ancestors there
You: hmm
Stranger: I friend showed this to me yesterday
Stranger: we were playing old school video games
You: most of the people here come from 4chan or shit like that haha
Stranger: super marios brothers!
You: yeh id hope you still have your nintendo
You: the grey box
You: haha
Stranger: yes, well, I we never very good
Stranger: I've had ebola for a very long time, and I could never make the controller work very well
You: hmm
You: My aids made my hands so skinny I can almost not write anymore
You: or type on the keyboard
You: I use voice recognition now
Stranger: hmm...I thought I heard an accent
You: awsome technology
Stranger: no kidding! sorry my accent is boring
You: hmm
Stranger: so I just type
You: So hows the weather compared to your ebola virus
You: lol
Stranger: there was a snow storm yesterday!
You: snow..
Stranger: and I wanted to cry more than when I got the ebola virus
You: hmm
You: First I thought you were being a liar
Stranger: and you? is the weather better than aids?
You: but I checked
You: the weather is indeed shitty over there
Stranger: hahaha!
You: Well is 13 degrees celcius good at 22:25 in the evening ?
You: I'd say yes
Stranger: I'd say yes too
You: Hell it's better then what youve got over there
You: + I can smoke pot
Stranger: How did you get aids?
You: err I meen weed
You: I got it when I fell from my bike on the street
Stranger: yikes
You: The streets are full of corpses.. I just had to land with my open wound on some of the corpses which had the aids virus
You: Well actually I first got the wound from falling onto the street.. and then my wound came in contact with the corpse
You: That's how I should explain it
Stranger: I didn't know zombies could have aids...
Stranger: because that's the only way to explain the corpses
You: hmm i dont know either
You: im no doctor
Stranger: what ARE you then?
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You: that looks pretty much like me
Stranger: awww...what a shame you have aids...you're a real looker!
You: and you ?
Stranger:
Stranger: that's what i look like
You: So we look kinda the same like the same ?
Stranger: yeah, crazy!
You: Maybe we are twin brothers.. but with different diseases
You: How old are you ?
Stranger: 24
You: Damn thats the exact same age
Stranger: my long lost twin!
Stranger: I always felt like I was missing something in my life
You: me 2
You: We should buy plane tickets, and start infecting other people
Stranger: and we've found each other before we die!
You: like get together on a quest
Stranger: good idea
You: take as much people with us
Stranger: where should we start?
You: No idea.. maybe we are planning to fast
You: I think we should start with New York
You: lots of people there
You: always crowded
You: easy to get the infection to be spread
Stranger: I only have 3 months to live, It'll be like a race
Stranger: infect everyone before I die
You: Bill O Reilly or whats his name should go first though
You: So he can't spread negative news about us
Stranger: what should we give him? aids or ebola?
You: how about a mix
You: eboaids
Stranger: I like it!
You: Me 2
Stranger: we'll give ebolaids to everyone
You: We should have ofund eachother much earlier
Stranger: no kidding, but now that we have, we shouldn't waste any time
You: thats true
You: why are we still chatting then
You: we should meet
You: and infect
Stranger: how do we do that?
You: hmm I have no clue yet.. as I said it's going too fast for me
You: The aids virus has braindamaged me
Stranger: one of the unfortunate side effects of having a disease
You: Alot of side effects that normal people with aids don't have for some reason
Stranger: look at that
Stranger: we really are brothers!
You: I <3 you
Stranger: and I <3 you!
Stranger: i feel so fulfulled
You: Me 2.. but what are we going to do
You: We can't keep chatting
You: otherwise we'll die
Stranger: ...there's something I have to tell you
Stranger: brother...you have a sister
You: Oh my
You: Do you have a picture of her
Stranger: well, I do, but there's more to the story
Stranger: she's also 24
Stranger: she also has ebola
You: Damn.. Our family is growing
You: Tell me more
Stranger: not...exactly
You: She died ?
Stranger: no...she's me!
You: Hmm
You: Then maybe I could make love to you, so we can get a child that lives on to spread the disease
You: With both our diseases the proces of getting a baby would go much faster
Stranger: brothers to lovers all in one minute? wow this is going very fast
Stranger: you're right, we don't have much time
You: Well we should have something to look forward to
You: While we are busy with our "Quest"
Stranger: this is true
You: So our son or daughter will rule the world
Stranger: yes! he or she will be immune to the ebolaids!
You: This sounds so good
Stranger: and use it to his or her advantage to bring justice to humanity!
Stranger: mainly death to everyone but a few chosen people
You: Should we also try to get only one skin color left on the earth ?
You: I mean
You: like.. destroying all races
Stranger: actually, I was thinking leaving only one person from each race to make some new and interesting people
You: hmm
You: We have to make slaves first
You: This plan is getting so much bigger
Stranger: and our time is growing shorter!
You: I feel the aids inside me attacking
You: Thats no good sign
Stranger: ok, where do we get slaves for our heir?
You: I'd say we should get our child first to be born. Then to infect every country
You: and die peacefully so our son or daughter can take it on further
Stranger: good plan
You: He or She must fullfill the prophecy
You: That we still have to write
You: Our world doesn't exist yet and all things around it
You: So we are the Gods
You: Basicly we just have to write down every single detail
Stranger: we carry the power of death inside us
You: I think we should meet eachother now
You: and end this conversation
You: to start world domination
Stranger: how do you suggest we do that?
You: I will meet you in New York. When you see people dieing you will find me
You: We always find eachother
Stranger: yes, it was meant to be
You: Nothing can stop us
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you
You: Hope to see you soon
Stranger: where the death is, I will follow
You: bye honey.. its so hard for me to say goodbye for now I will meet you in NY
Kisses yours only.
Stranger: <3

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You: :!
Stranger: Niggers + Blender = ?
You: Aids
Stranger: That should work
Stranger: any further analysis?
You: White people + Blender?
Stranger: Semen
You: possible
Stranger: quite
Stranger: Blender + Blender = ?
You: Big fucking blender
Stranger: 0 / 0 = ?
You: over 9000 ?
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: I've open over 9000 wormholes
You: Hmm
Stranger: Hitler has taken over half of them
You: Chuck Norris came out too
Stranger: alert the jews.... .or not, lets not tell them
Stranger: itll be more fun
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Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
You: Jews hmm
Stranger: What happens now?
You: I don't have those on a picture
You: Unless !
You: Is mario a jew?
Stranger: it's certainly possible
You: Then he will appear in our chat window
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You: Damn
Stranger: oh lawdy
You: Anyways
You: I am on a mission
You: to rape people
Stranger: I shall join
Stranger: on the condition....
You: which is
Stranger: that I can get first priority on the homeless
You: Sure no problem
Stranger: and I get to carry a box full of dildos
You: If you want to do so
You: But why
Stranger: mostly cosmetic
Stranger: If I saw someone carrying a box of dildos about to rape me, i'd just give up
You: Well, they can't refuse the offer can they
You: They either die or get aids from us
Stranger: can't it be both?
You: That wouldn't be fun?
You: We have to see them suffer
Stranger: might as well leave behind infected corpses
You: Play games nd shit u know
You: Possible
Stranger: Or better yet
Stranger: inject rabies?
You: Have I been on a mission with you earlier ?
You: Might have been your sister
Stranger: Probably not
You: Then it was your sister
You: She had the ebola virus
Stranger: ebola is a rough one
You: we combined it together with my aids so we made ebolaids
Stranger: the plague is just asking for a comeback
Stranger: plagueaids
Stranger: ebopaids
Stranger: ebopaids it is
You: Hmm
You: I suggest we get moar followers
Stranger: I would think no doctor could protect the citizens against Ebola/Aids/Plague strain "Ebopaids"
You: Only we can live and survive because of our immunity
Stranger: essentially
You: Well I still have to have sex with you
Stranger: well....
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: In order to make the proces complete
Stranger: but I must warn you
Stranger: I AM LORD FRITZL, POWER OF RAPE AND IMPRISONMENT
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You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
You: wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger: hangin around watchin the game
You: havin' a bud

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:28 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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Ja en wie is dit

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 12:31 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Er zijn meer dan 3000 mensen online. Waarom zou het in hemelsnaam een fokker zijn.

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef Dunax het volgende:
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You: from?
Stranger: new orleans
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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 13:17 schreef w00h00 het volgende:
haha ik had net voor het eerst een zweedse chick, die naar NL wou komen om voor me te gaan strippen, zodat ze de hele dag wiet kon roken.

Ik moest alleen 400 E en haar vlucht betalen, geen geld toch?

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You: hi!
You: asl
Stranger: m, 57, netherlands
You: hehe ouwe smeerpijp
Stranger: ouwe is waar, maar smeerpijp dat verzin je maar
You: ga lekker klaverjassen ofzo
Stranger: en jij lekker rukken, sukkel

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Stranger: I am sad, depressed and lonely... could you please add me to msn bracken_1001@hotmail.com Help pplease
You: hahah
You: get a life
Stranger: help
You: motherfucker
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You: Hi Josh!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: eh? lol
You: How are you today?
Stranger: good and you?
You: Yeah me too
You: How's Veronica?
Stranger: lol good.. she's tired though
Stranger: worked all night
You:
You: I heard what happened with Pete
You: Is he alright?
Stranger: yeah it was pretty embarassing
Stranger: he will be
You: Yeah, i feeling bad for him
Stranger: he'll get over it someday
You: I hope so
Stranger: odds are he'll do something even more stupid and people will forget what happened this go round
Stranger: you know how Pete can get
You: Yeah it's kinda weird
You: So, when you gonna ask Veronica the big question?
Stranger: probably tomorrow
Stranger: depends on how tired she is
Stranger: I was going to tonight but she was sleepy, I need it to be special
You: Yeah, are you sure? Aren't you afraid she will say no?
Stranger: its not every day you attempt to take the love of your life to Burger Planet
Stranger: she probably won't
Stranger: she really loves their fries
You: Haha, yeah I can imagine
You: Do you remember when I asked Jessica?
Stranger: that was magical
Stranger: but then again, you did offer something like pancakes at 2 am
Stranger: that's a spirtual experience
You: I will never forget that day
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:16 schreef Asgard het volgende:

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You: im from holland, you?
Stranger: HOIiii
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ik ook dus
You: LOL!
You: vet =D
You: toevallig van fok?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ben je van ellegirl? of cosmogirl of flabber of fok
Stranger: zeg het maar haha
You: WTF!
Stranger: nope ellegirl
You: ik ben van fok
Stranger: haha oke