Omegle #7

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: England, and you
You: NL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: You think?
You: Goed, met jou?:P
Stranger: goed
Stranger: heb je een olifant in je apotheek?
You: Dude, your fucking fantastic!
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: how so?
You: Do you've got a elephant in your pharmacie
Stranger: xD
You: That's brilliant!:P
Stranger: do you?
You: No, I'm sorry
Stranger: aww, thats too bad
You:

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:02 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Sukkel.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:23 schreef Yozzz het volgende:

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Moet jij zeggen, met je seksuele frustratie

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

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Jij weet ook niet tegen wie je het zegt?

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hiho!
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: You okay?
You: doing great!
Stranger: Sweet
You: so, shouldn't you be buried or something?
Stranger: Nah, I can come back to life and shit
Stranger: Like ET
Stranger: It's pretty cool
You: i thought that was only like next monday
Stranger: That was the only time I did it in front of people
Stranger: But after all the fuss they made I decided to do it in secret
You: i understand.
You: but can't you make money out ofit?
You: like, sell bread and fish and stuff?
You: or a courierservice across the sea?
You: with the whole walking on water-thing
Stranger: I did stiff like that for a while
Stranger: But I don't really have a use for money
Stranger: Don't need to buy food, I can make it
Stranger: Don't need a car, I can teleport
You: hadn't thought of that...
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Gets kind of boring actually =(
Stranger: Not much point of living when you can't die
You: what would you rather do with your life? besides ending it..
Stranger: I really wanted to be a dancer
Stranger: But my Dad didn't like it
Stranger: He wanted me to be the saviour of mans sin or some shit
You: did you by any chance play a leadrole in that self-named musicalmovie?
You: there was a lot of dancing in it i think
Stranger: I auditioned for it
Stranger: But I didn't get the part =(
You: naw...that sucks...
You: just like parents with high expectations
Stranger: Fucking Andrew Lloyd Weber
Stranger: I hate that musical
You: was it accurate?
Stranger: In reality there was more dancing
Stranger: And more leather
Stranger: And more loincloths
You: leather loincloths?
Stranger: It was SWEET
Stranger: I made the disciples wear them
Stranger: It was our uniform
You: matching uniforms? awesome!
You: you were quite ahead of your time, fashionwise
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I've been trying to bring leather loincloths into fashion for 2009 years, but no luck yet =(
You: makes me wonder. the whole leatherthing in the gay-scene. also your work? maybe a failed attempt with the loincloths?
Stranger: I thought they'd be most into it
Stranger: But they took the leather and left the loincloths
You: at least they kept part of it.
You: better some than nothing
Stranger: Yeah but loinclothers are the good part
Stranger: Have you ever felt a cool breeze around your genitals on a hot morning?
You: yeah, its like the wrapping of the present.
You: presents without wrapping are nice, but with wrapping, the surprise is bigger
You: ohh, yes i have!
Stranger: Thats the joy of the loincloth
Stranger: Gets kind of awkward in a strong wind though
You: nothing that a piece of string cant fix...
You: watch out what you tie it to though, could get messy..
Stranger: Maybe that's why people run away when I chase them round trying to pull their clothes of and force a loincloth on them
You: could very well be, yes.
You: but maybe it's the beard.
You: it might be a turn off for most people.
You: too long, too much hair in the wrong place
Stranger: Should I shave it?
Stranger: It.s cool though
You: maybe, or at least trim it.
You: a short manly stubble might work
Stranger: It runs all the way down, goes between my legs and joins on with the hair on the back of my head
You: i'd keep it all at one length, makes for a nice and even look
You: maybe throw a little color in it
Stranger: Pink?
Stranger: Would that be a good look?
You: depending in the season, a little chestnut-brown in the fall, or a lighter brown/dark blonde in the spring
You: pink might be a little too daring
You: but it would be awesome on new years eve, or other special events and parties
Stranger: If people don't like it I can strike them down with lightning though
You: i think there is just a small group who is into that
Stranger: Ah I g2g and do Jesus things
Stranger: See you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:00 schreef Ayca het volgende:
nu: gesprek met chinees met behulp van google translate

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 15:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Wtf, je weet niet eens waarom en tegen wie ik t zeg

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Op donderdag 9 april 2009 16:50 schreef Ayca het volgende:

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ik heb ze allemaal gehad

chinese voor het eerst vandaag trouwens

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Op woensdag 8 april 2009 23:59 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
Wtf Meki is bekend in turkije
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