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  Moderator / Redactie FP donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 02:16:07 #226
90910 crew  Drizzt_DoUrden
Rawr
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quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 02:14 schreef Toad het volgende:
Zonde van Hara.

Wel jammer dat Stranger direct disconnect Drizzt.
Sja idd, maar ach, ik krijg vast de wind van voren of gelach van Cara op Facebook
[b]Dingen doen met dingen, da's machtig mooi
Twitch: <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden" target="_blank" rel="nofollow norererer noopener" >https://www.twitch.tv/drizzt_dourden</a>[/b]
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:09:28 #227
134625 Lamzak_
FC Twente!
pi_67851635
3 uur gechat met een amerikaanse 21 jarige, intelligente vrouw...


Was leuk, weltrusten
Enschede, onze stad! ons domein!
pi_67851639
Te fucking veel Brazilianen.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:17:03 #229
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67851657
Ik chat nu al heel lang met een Amerikaanse highschool band leraar van 28

)))))))
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:17:56 #230
22085 kamikaze
Loyal to life
pi_67851665
quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what's your story?
Stranger: I did something very bad
You: oh noooes
You: what?
Stranger: I drove over my cat
You: really?
Stranger: accidently
You: i must say i do not know if i should laugh or cry...
You: it sounds way sad
Stranger: But i i saw its dead body, it looked cool. Maybe ill do it again
You: drive over your dead cat again?
You: or a new cat?
Stranger: I ll take the cat of my neighbour
You: your sick
Stranger: :-/
You: you should be nice to furry creatures
You: although bonzai kittens are an exception
Stranger: Hmm
You: http://l.pixelcube.hu/content/bonsai_kitten.png
You: furry funny
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Maybe i can do that too
You: you might as well, now you already run over your cat
You:
You: run=ran
Stranger: you are right
You: but besides running cats over, what is it that you do?
Stranger: And whats about you
You: well i aint running cats over thats for sure
Stranger: First i thought ; omg but then i liked the view of it
Stranger: dont know why
You: are you really serious now?
Stranger: yes
You: you swear?
Stranger: of course, i would make a picture if i could
You: i thought you were pulling my leg
You: youre really sick
You have disconnected.
Sick!
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:20:40 #231
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67851671
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:32:35 #232
22085 kamikaze
Loyal to life
pi_67851702
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:20 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
En hij zei dat vrouwen hem lekker vinden, but he's not
heb je bewijs verzameld?
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:32:44 #233
200504 Amokzaaier
zonder te ploegen!
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quote:
You: hi!
Stranger: What was in the beginning?
You: no one knows
Stranger: fair enough
You: i think you can't know
You: ever
You: what do you think?
Stranger: I also would have accepted, "the word, and the word was with God," or "the world, and it was without form and void," or a reference to Ymir the giant
Stranger: something about Xibalba would have been pretty cool, too
You: whats that?
Stranger: the Aztec underworld
You: maybe there was xibalba/chaos
You: and Ymir created order
Stranger: well, Ymir we know something about
You: hence nature laws
Stranger: could work
You: i know a site concerning the subject deeply
You: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Stranger: dude, if this is a link to a page full of pictures of your junk, we're finished here
je oogst wat je zaait
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:34:50 #234
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67851709
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:32 schreef kamikaze het volgende:

[..]

heb je bewijs verzameld?
Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 03:38:00 #235
22085 kamikaze
Loyal to life
pi_67851723
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 03:34 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

[..]

Ja, ik heb een foto. Maar na zolang chatten vind ik het zo gemeen om te disconnecten dus we praten nog steeds
sommige mensen zijn echt te goed voor deze wereld
pi_67851728
de suggestie om naar youtube.on.nimp.org (waarschuwing niet klikken) te gaan
dacht, wat kan er gebeuren en geklikt. Er is dus niks bijzonders gebeurd maar irri was het wel.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 04:06:19 #237
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67851797
Omegle weer kapot. Geez Louise.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 04:12:31 #238
22085 kamikaze
Loyal to life
pi_67851812
kreeg deze foutmelding
quote:
Connection asploded.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 07:19:58 #239
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67852206
Ik heb nu al uren het beste gesprek EVER.

Srsly.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 07:20:55 #240
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67852211
Als dit niet internet was was ik nu zoooooooo verliefd.
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 07:41:29 #241
200504 Amokzaaier
zonder te ploegen!
pi_67852343
ik heb precies hetzelfde! leuke onbekende vrouw die zegt dat ze blond is.. gesprek gaat echt heel erg diep...
je oogst wat je zaait
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 07:48:13 #242
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
pi_67852393
quote:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, cable internet
You: adsl is way too expensive
Stranger: ..........
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 07:49:32 #243
138120 Yozzz
Éireann go Brach
pi_67852401
quote:
Stranger: hi
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: i am chinese
You: I eat Chinese
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 08:03:10 #244
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67852496
Hier wat stukjes:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh man.
You: Let us make love, my darling swan prince
Stranger: right here on the floor? =)
You: IM NOT A LESBIAN
Stranger: GOOD, I'M NOT A GIRL
You: Alright then.
You: Right here on the floor.


You: I like it rough.
Stranger: you'll get it rough.
You: Will you rape my throat
Stranger: if you're able to deepthroat without throwing up, sure
You: Mad sexay.
You: I wanna do it in the durt.
You: lol, dirt.
Stranger: then we should move over here


You: Let us do this.
Stranger: oh, yeah. Chicka-wow
You: Hella hawt.
Stranger: ..no sound track, maybe?
You: What, you wanna go Barry white on my arse?
You: Such a turn off.
Stranger: I just wanna go in your ass, really.
You: Lmao
You: Not on the first date mister!
Stranger: FINE

Stranger: and here I was about to take off my pants.
You: CAST LVL 3
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: you're not worth it.
You: Thats so unkind
You: Youre hurting my internet feelings.
Stranger: my e-peen is growing
Stranger: want to touch it?
You: Im sure
You: Of course.
You: In my throat.


Stranger: dutch is such a joke language
You: Watch your mouth young man
Stranger: but it is!
You: I beg to differ!
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other


You: I quite like this conversation mister Norwegian.
Stranger: well, I can't say my pants are as tight as when you said you wanted to get banged in the dirt, but yeah - I like this conversation too!
You: Well, I still want to get banged in the dirt.
Stranger: I know you do.
You: Just during a nice conversation
Stranger: and you'd love it.
You: Want some AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH tea with that? FUCK ME HARDER
You: Like that.
You: That would totally rock.
Stranger: TAKE MY HARD DICK IN YOUR PUSSY so, how about these birts, eh? them and their controversy regarding the fluxuating happenings inherent to the situation down in DO YOU LIKE IT?!
Stranger: yeah, I could totally do that.
You: I love you.


You: Can I call you Rick
Stranger: no.
You: Well fuck you
You: I will.

You: Thats so asexual.
Stranger: suck my dick, Bea
Stranger: it works!
You: No it doesnt!
Stranger: Fine, then just suck my dick!
You: Fine!
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 08:08:57 #245
182666 Harajuku.
C'est magnifique.
pi_67852579
Hmm. 't Ging best veel over seks
I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.
pi_67853507
quote:
Op donderdag 9 april 2009 08:03 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other
Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
  donderdag 9 april 2009 @ 10:18:30 #247
139316 Pieter-utd
Art Vandelay
pi_67855375
oei laatst ook ontdekt, zeer vermakelijk
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wazzup
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: eating an orange
Stranger: ew
Stranger: messy
You: no it's delicious
Stranger: i prefer apples
You: ah we have apples to but theres only 1 left and i want to eat it tomorro
You: so
Stranger: oh drats. none for me.
You: no, it's a beautifull red one
Stranger: but youre saving it!
You: yea i want to eat it tomorrow
You:
Stranger: exactly
You: do you have any spare apples?
Stranger: sadly no
You: ah
Stranger: yup
You: we also have grapes and bananas
You: do you some of them?
You: want
Stranger: nanners!
You: ?
Stranger: thats what i call bananas
You: oh oke
Stranger: yup
You: i'll send it to you
You: free shipping
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: well ive got to get going but enjoy your fruit


heel gesprek over fruit
pi_67856803
Ik had een leuke dame, 19 jaar, uit brabant, genaamt Jessica, die via Fok op die site terecht kwam!

En voor de rest al heel veel leuke serieuze gesprekken gehad, over politiek enzo, actuele dingen die spelen, voornamelijk met Amerikanen!

Ik vind de aziaten wel saai op die site, waarschijnlijk door hun gebrek aan engels..

Vind deze wel leuk hahaha!
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Stranger: everyone knows that when there are no foreigners around you all just talk english to each other
pi_67860589
Ik dacht, laat ik ook eens wat prutsen...komt meteen lekker veel uit...:)

Stranger: asl?
You: man, old, nigeria. you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ik tref ze wel....

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Privet!
You: Kak dela?
Stranger: kak?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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