geniale site: omegle #2

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Gisteravond had ik iemand van Ellegirl, maar dat geloofde ik niet.

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Stranger: HITLER KUTSUU SARAH PALINIA, KUULEEKO SARAH PALIN
You: Hi lieverd
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You: dutch?
Stranger: nee
Stranger: jij?
You: goeie
You: nee ik ook niet
Stranger: ok mooi
You: duits misschien?
Stranger: toch geen fin he?
You: jawel
Stranger: omg nee!

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Stranger: religious?
You: nope
Stranger: good
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You: asl?
Stranger: Aslan? OMG Is he here?!
Stranger: I thougth he died!
Stranger: YAY HE IS BACK!!! DD
Stranger: Time to celibrate!
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You: hi there
Stranger: hey asl?
You: you?
Stranger: asl?
You: not here for sex, is that important?
Stranger: no
Stranger: for god sakes
Stranger: just asking asl
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: age, male/female, location
You: ah right, 36 m holland, you?
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:25 schreef Tism het volgende:
JA!!! Ik heb een Nederlander te pakken, de eerste!!!..

Een vrouwtje!..
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You: ben nieuwsgierig
Stranger: en iedereen daar heeft 't alleen nog maar over omegle haha
You: Tis een verlavend fenomeen zo ineens idd
Stranger: ja he
Stranger: klopt
You: vind 't een toffe site dit
Stranger: ik ook.. beetje verslavend wel
Stranger: maar leuk voor als je je verveelt
You: Ja precies een goede tijds opvulling
You: en lekker anoniem ook
Stranger: ja klopt
You: Hoe oud ben je als ik vragen mag?
Stranger: haha. 15
Stranger: jij dan?
You: Damn! Ik had 't kunnen weten!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Je bent ook niet erg spraakzaam he?
Stranger: hahaha ja
You: Verlegen?
Stranger: nee hoor. gewoon weinig te zeggen ;p
You: oh, tis lastig he om iets leuks te verzinnen
Stranger: jaa best wel hahah
You: vertel eens wat meer over je zelf
Stranger: hmm wat wil je weten
You: Wat is je favorite eten?
Stranger: aah spinazie
You: je schoenmaat en welke schoenen heb je?
You: Heb je posters aan de muur hangen en van wie of wat?
Stranger: 39 hahaha en heel veel schoenen. Vans vooral
You: Wat zijn je hobby's?
Stranger: ehm ja red hot chili peppers en green day en kaiser chiefs. niet
You: Heb je huisdieren?
Stranger: ehm
Stranger: ho stop maar werer
Stranger: weer
Stranger: slapen en zeilen en muziek luisteren, eh en mn broertje heeft 2 ratten dus ja
You: Ga je al lekker stappen in de weekenden?
Stranger: nee want er is hier niks te doen
You: Gorichem is saai?
Stranger: best wel
You: da's jammer
Stranger: jup
You: Nou ik vond 't gezellig tot zover! Misschien komen we elkaar nog wel eens tegen hier ofzo! Doeg!
Stranger: haha okee
Stranger: doei!

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Stranger: Romário
You: Boe!
Stranger: Romário
You: Boeboe!!
Stranger: Romário

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You: hi
You: where u from??
Stranger: yo dawg, I'm from Finland
You: OMFG
You: not again
Stranger: wut??
Stranger: How do you mean again?
Stranger: TALK TO MEE!?!?!?!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Stranger: you must have ur finger in a dyke
You: no my finger is in you dothers cunt
You:
You: but maybe she is a dyke?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: wehre abouts in holland u live
You: then i have my finger in a dyke
You:

SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: were you from?
You: sup?
You: The Netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
You: k bye!

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Stranger: hey.
You: hai
Stranger: where are you from?
You: holland
You: u?
Stranger: germany
You: okay
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&hl=nl&v=9Hn9bBUtWWQ
You: nice
Stranger: omg
You: lol
Stranger: u like this stuff?
You: don't you like it?
You: a bit
Stranger: thats weird
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Stranger: YEAH NICE!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:30 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Gisteravond had ik iemand van Ellegirl, maar dat geloofde ik niet.

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:35 schreef BoerBert het volgende:

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WIE?!

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:11 schreef iRain het volgende:

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Je loog!
Je bent dus helemaal geen fin!

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You: Stranger: hi
You: you must be real
You: are you?
Stranger: I AM A ROBOT
Stranger: BEEP BOOP BOOP
You: like the crab from spongebob
You: aaaaaaaargh
You: don't eat me
Stranger: LIKE THE CRAB FROM SPONGEBOB
Stranger: BEEP BOOP BOOP
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
You: nooooooooo
You: go away
You: the other guy left
You: now its your turn
Stranger: umm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Beep?

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:07 schreef GasTurbine het volgende:

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You: Knok knok

Stranger: whos there?

You: Parmazansiballs
Stranger: wat?
You: Lekker warm Parmazansiballs
Stranger: oranje?
You: nee, groen
Stranger: van nistelrooy?
You: zijn ze
You: nistelrooy?
Stranger: yeah, best soccer player out there
You: oh soccer
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The Netherlands
You: you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: germany
You: oh hi
Stranger: you dont know van nistelrooy then?
You: No
Stranger: its like your countrys hero after rudi karell
You: rudi karell, i know him
You: he's dead!
You: lol
Stranger: yep :/ missing herzblatt....you know herzblatt?
You: no
You: is he an German?
Stranger: was a great tv show 10 years ago
You: oh, on German television?
Stranger: no was from netherlands or?
Stranger: yes right
You: I don't watch German television
Stranger: good....just bullshit there
You: don't know, is Linda still on overthere?
Stranger: linde de mol?
Stranger: linda
You: Yep!
Stranger: i dont know but she was quite a long time

You: I just to watch here porno movies that she made
Stranger: did she make porn?
You: yeah, don't you know that
You: ?
You: Really good pr0n i must say
Stranger: no.... i hope she made that when she was 20 or so...
You: yep, she was
You: along time ago
Stranger: nice.... havent watched any netherland-porn
You: Still good movie tho
You: you should try once in your life!
Stranger: but only once
You: or more times if yo like it
Stranger: aww crap.... my sound just crashed gotto reboot....see you in 2010 soccer world championships
You: k bye
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: well i specially like nigga rap<3

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:28 schreef fespo het volgende:
wordt je gekickt als je iets te lang niet antwoord?

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Stranger: brock?
You: h
You: nooo im ashley
You: sorry
Stranger: want to have a pokemon battle?
You: but im a 17 year old blonde!
You: I dont know how
Stranger: as long as you have a pokemon i can teach you
You: but my pokemon like fucking more as battling
Stranger: ok then use their fuck moves on my pokemon
Stranger: send out your first pokemon
You: Pikachu uses * Exciting thunder*
Stranger: sends out bulbasaur
Stranger: bulbasaur resists thunder and uses vine rape
Stranger: your pikachu cannot resist the powerful vine rape attack
You: Pikachu use Quick dildo attack! * pikachu Rapes bulbasaur with a dildo *

Its very effective!
Stranger: o shit.
You: Pikachu use orgy!
Stranger: noooooo
You: Bulbasaur came....
You: Pikachu is the winner!
Stranger: bulbasaur used his cum as a projectile and blew out pikachus fucking dick
You: he fainted while cumming :p
Stranger: its a draw.
You: lol
Stranger: well played!
You: epic chat is epic
Stranger: i didn't expect such an exciting battle.
Stranger: lol
You: neither did I :p
Stranger: im soo horny now
Stranger: lol jk

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Stranger: What?
You: This font isn't unispaced
Stranger: so?
You: My creation is a failure.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what does it say?
You: FOK. Its a site from holland.
You: Forum really.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: fok neemt de wereld over!
You: Bwhahaha!
Stranger: whelp!!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ik zit net in t gc topic te lezen
Stranger: en denk: ik vind vast geen fokker hier
You: Hopelijk krijg ik 't fok! logo zo in elkaar dat ie hierop showt!
You: Helaasch
Stranger: dat zou vet zijn
Stranger: wat is je nick?
You: Met wie heb ik 't genoegen, trouwens?:P
Stranger: ik ga je zoeken
You: !
Stranger: dat bedoel ik
You: Orealo.
Stranger: Pien85 hier
Stranger: Oh, jou ken ik volgens mij...
Stranger: uit het vierdaagsetopic
You: Hahah!
You: klopt!
Stranger: tof!
You: Wat een frappant toeval!
Stranger: lol eerste keer op deze site...
Stranger: en meteen een 'bekende' fokker ttreffen!
You: Klein wereldje
Stranger: jep...
You: maar hey, ik ga even verder met 't logo!
Stranger: ga je dit nou ook in t topic posten?
Stranger: haha ok! doeii
You: Let maar op!
You:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:34 schreef Orealo het volgende:
Ik heb een fok!er getroffen!
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik heb een fokker die niet durft t evertellen wie van jullie hij is

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 15:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik heb een fokker die niet durft t evertellen wie van jullie hij is