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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: france and you ?
You: Holland

Stranger: i wanna go Holland
You: Why?

You: Just for vacation or?
Stranger: haywire patoshick, prison break

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:48 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
ik wil graag het volgende uitspugen: jij bent een dik vet knorrend stinkvarken

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:48 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
Spam

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:52 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
Oke het is wel leuk

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:55 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
2e gesprek

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Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:09 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
You: where are you from
Stranger: USA
Stranger: you
You: I'M FROM HOLLAND!!
You:

Bobby Burns ft. Casablanca Connect - I'm from Holland

Stranger: hey thats my name
You: bobby?
You: hi bobby
Stranger: yes
You: I knew a bobby once
Stranger: why not anymore
You: Well... i was hunting with him.. and he accidently shot himself
Stranger: that sucks
You: i called 911.. and i said : my friend shot himself and he's laying on the ground
You: and the operator said: make sure he's dea
You: d
You: then i shot him
Stranger: that was not nice

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:18 schreef _superboer_ het volgende:
Stranger:

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Stranger: Hi this is Mike in Omegle Customer Services, we always aim to enhance our user enjoyment. With this in mind we are conducting a survey, are you able to spare a couple of minutes in order to answer a few brief questions? Thank You
You: Go ahead
Stranger: Your Unique ref no is 019849585
Stranger: How did you find out about Omegle?
You: does that win me a prize? :p
You: The internet
Stranger: Have you recommended it to friends?
You: i dont have friends
Stranger: Would you prefer if you could view screen names?
Stranger: and personal info?
You: yes so i know what im jerking off too

Stranger: Should there be boundaries?
Stranger: in content
You: no, this site needs more boobs
Stranger: ie: no racism, homophobia, etc?
You: no comment, my lawyer forbids me to speak about that
Stranger: OK, some final demographic Qs
Stranger: What country are you resident in?
You: i dont want the full version
You: i dont have passport so no country or immigration service kill me
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: sometimes
Stranger: Do you take it up the bum?
You: i always give never take
Stranger: Why?
You: because taking is good, but giving is better ldo
Stranger: Omegle reccommends you take it up the bum.
You: Omegle is my new god, i will take it UP the bum :
Stranger: Thankyou
Stranger: Good Day
You: i may die now?
Stranger: Ja.
You: doodsverwensing!!! bannn!!!! eeinz1!!!!!111
Stranger: sicher sicher
You: sie haben etwas verloren
Stranger: was?
You: den krieg

You: tschuss!
Stranger: tschaioeee

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:08 schreef Dragorius het volgende:
Wie is nou die dame op je avatar?

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:11 schreef LasTeR het volgende:

[..]

Gaat je geld kosten, mijn zus.

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:17 schreef Gutz het volgende:
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Olla, ik heb Reallife met een andere fokker ge Omegle't

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:19 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

[..]

Met je insecten

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You: My dick is like SO hard now
Stranger: you read my mind
Stranger: what should we do
You: Insane telepathy skills
You: let's pour hot tomato sauce over our bodies and jerk off to the relaxing sounds of Celine Dion
Stranger: only if we can wear latex suits
Stranger: and gas masks
You: No silly, latex/tomatoes don't combine..sjeez...
You: tomatoes and potato suits only!
You: I mean, what are you, gay?
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You: hi
Stranger: excuse me wtf r u doin
You: dont know, do you?
Stranger: oh hi
You: nice intro
Stranger: thanks. do you like cake?
You: nah, not really. But i love Cookies
Stranger: HEATHEN
You: whut?
You: why?
You: whats wron with cookies
You: i love cookies
Stranger: on my planet they are called 'biscuits'
You: i GODDAMN love cookies
You: gimme cookies
You: COOOKIIEEES
Stranger: wh-
Stranger: but
Stranger: i dont have any
You: hmm, cake's fine
Stranger: cheesecake
Stranger: u giev cheesecake
Stranger: soj
You: do you want me to die? i'm allergic for cheez
You: murderer!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then i will rape your corpse
Stranger: *awkward silence*
You: It's like the great nighthawk Dragorius met my little twinbrother (hier dacht ik weer met 'm te praten)
You: I'm 2 minutes older
You: same thing happend
Stranger: what
Stranger: i read that sentence about 5 times and im still lost
You: I'l take you home
Stranger: k
Stranger: do you know where i live?
You: Yes, on the planet where they call Cookies biscuits
Stranger: yes
You: And as i believe that most be somewhere in the UK? The Ultmate Kingdom
Stranger: close, but no
Stranger: part of the commonwealth though
Stranger: are you AMERICAN?
You: not really
You: I'm dutch
Stranger: FUCK YEAH DUTCH
You: whut?
Stranger: dutch
You: and your from?
Stranger: autralia
Stranger: or australia
You: Crikey! this cant be happening to me!
Stranger: STRUTH! TRUE BLUE! DOWN UNDER
Stranger: SHRIMP, BARBIE, ETC.
Stranger: yeah thats me
You: Got to go, my mom told me not to talk to australian people, they have diseases.

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Stranger: HELLO
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You: omg

Stranger: soz
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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:50 schreef Florian_ het volgende:
Ik vind het wel grappig.

Maar ik ben dan zo iemand die gewoon een serieus gesprek gaat houden. Momenteel met een Rus van 24

You: FUCK
Stranger: who is this?
You: CAPS LOCK ACTIVATED
Stranger: i think i know u
You: THIS IS CAPS LOCK SPEAKING
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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 15:59 schreef Gutz het volgende:

[..]

Op het moment ook al een kwartier met een frans meisje van 20 uit Lille aan 't praten

Op woensdag 1 april 2009 16:14 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

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Ja, dat denk je

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You: hi!
Stranger: HI
You: where from?
Stranger: im right behind ya
Stranger: joke
Stranger: poland
You: Damn, you guys have internet over there?
Stranger: --__--
Stranger: another one
Stranger: yes we have
Stranger: and we playing wow, call of duty, counter-strike very well
Stranger: but we havent got xbox live, fuck
You: So..
Stranger: is it surprising for u?
You: How about proper Sewers?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i think we were talking few minutes ago
Stranger: r u from holland?
You: Oh lol
You: Now that's dull

You: me again ':')
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: lucky
You: Now this is awkward

Stranger: 2000 people over here
Stranger: and another time we are talking
Stranger: fucking luck
You: And i´m the one that got through
You: lol
Stranger: yes we've got proper sewers

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You: what?
Stranger: what?
You: in the butt
Stranger: Fuck you anon

Stranger: hi
You: Can i order an Pizza?
Stranger: yes
You: I would like an pizza with all sorts of toppings
Stranger: sauce?
You: No sauce
You: but extra cheese
Stranger: addres
You: I am homeless
Stranger: ok, so where should i deliver pizza?
You: First you make the pizza okay?
Stranger: ok, wait
You: Okay
You: Done?
Stranger: give me 30s
You: Okay Sir.
Stranger: ready
You: Now throw it in the garbage can.
Stranger: which?
You: The left one,
You: did it?
Stranger: yes
You: Now your mom has pizza for dinner!!11!1!1!=

.....
You: so,. what are you doing for a living?
Stranger: i drive around and sell fried chicken.
Stranger: you?
You: same, only i sell ice cream
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i would rather sell ice cream though
Stranger: what's your biggest seller?
You: To bad your from commonwealth. Else whe could combine bussines
You: The Magnums from Ola
Stranger: chicken+magnums
Stranger: killer
Stranger: maybe throw in a joint, call it a combo
You: If possible why not. Stupid kiddo's running on the roads, trippin like hell
Stranger: so, do the ladies love the ice cream man or what?
You: you know what they say about whipped cream huh...
Stranger: nice. yeah, there's not much you can do with fried chick
Stranger: another reason i should switch to ice cream
You: sure there is. Make a fried chicken salad
You: And give it some special sauce
Stranger: good ide
Stranger: a
Stranger: ladies love special sauce
You: they sure do
Stranger: thanks for the advice homie
Stranger: peace

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: are you a bot?

Stranger: No.
Stranger: Are you?
You: lol hell no
You: where you from then?
Stranger: From Outer Heaven,yo.
You: wow whats it like in heaven! =O
You: or outer
Stranger: It's all cool and stuff,but God sometimes gets on my nerves.And then i hammer him.With my club.Of steel.
You: awesome
You: is buddha there too>?
Stranger: Yeah,but he's chilling with his homies on the other cloud.
You: woah
You: soooo...interesting
Stranger: Oh shit.Your hair is bird and thus your point invalid.You just lost the game.Fail again.Bai.

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Stranger: are you this stranger i was just speking with?
Stranger: they are telling me to be wait till they come back?
You: err, not really
Stranger: I was help with this omegle thing
Stranger: he said to be wait
Stranger: and i would talk to him again
Stranger: you are the him
Stranger: I think
You: no, that's not me
Stranger: dont help me without the help
Stranger: thay said to wait for for then help they would
You: yeah i'm back
Stranger: oh this is good news!
You: first, take off your clothes
Stranger: can you be helping with the using of the new omegle
You: then do a funny dance
Stranger: is that how is using the omegle?
You: yes.
Stranger: i need the help
Stranger: ok
You: definately
Stranger: i am doing the dance now
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am still the dance
Stranger: thsi is helping with how
You: is it working?
You: it helps you using new omegle
Stranger: i can feeling the helping to come
Stranger: is this how it to feel with the new omegle
You: ah, that's good
You: does it work?
Stranger: i can not tell
You: are you naked?
Stranger: how am i knowing for the help to be right
Stranger: this is the first time require?
You: your computer should do a funny dance itself
Stranger: do i do all time
Stranger: It did!
You: then it works!
Stranger: it shows me restart to be in time
Stranger: am i waiting to for it come?
You: it means you danced really well
Stranger: this is good news to my heads
You: just stay naked and dance, and everything should be alright
Stranger: how does ti to show you i am doing the correct time to dance
Stranger: when to stop when i am still doing it
You: oh, one moment please, i'll be right back
Stranger: i have no
Stranger: i am needing that to knw
You: i will talk to you when i come back, wait a second please
You: just keep dancing in the meantime
Stranger: this is the wait
You: and stay naked!
Stranger: yais
Stranger: i stay naked and dancing when you will the come back

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Stranger: Hi.
You: hi there
Stranger: I would like you to die on a personal video for me only, interested?
You: nah, i like McDonalds too much
You: it's to die for so to speak
Stranger: Afterwards I'll rape your cat and suck your dad's cock!
Stranger: O ok.
Stranger: Nice, how much do you weigh?
You: about 500 burgers
You: you?
Stranger: I guess 100
Stranger: You like Burger King ?
You: thats less then 25 kg

Stranger: Wow, are you a geek? Who the F is calculating the weight of a burger..
You: ever heard of a quarter pounder.. not much to calculate there
Stranger: But that means you are one big fat ass motherfucker, 100Kg, niceone.
You: but hey, why the anger?
Stranger: I bet you get some discount at the Mac cuz of your "SIZE" LoL!
Stranger: Don't know, just felt like it.
Stranger: How are you?
You: doing alright i guess
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: I am doing fine also.
Stranger: Ever tried suicide?
You: well i almost choked in a burger once
Stranger: Too bad you survived.
Stranger: Do you eat burgers on daily basis?
You: nope
Stranger: How come you're so heavy then?
You: heavy bones man, heavy bones..
Stranger: You're not cartman, so stop lieing.
You: so you liked snuff movies right?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like catf00dz.
You: hmm
You: look it up.. i think you like em
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: I do like a video in wich a 100 KG guy tries suicide.
Stranger: I hate big fat bastards wich are filling up earth with their loser morality.

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Stranger: hi
You: Oh no!
You: Its YOU again!
Stranger: what!!
You: i thought i told you to leave!
You: what are you doing in my chatroom again!
Stranger: OHHH WE MET EACHOTHER AGAIN
You: again?
Stranger: im sorry
You: the watering guy?!
Stranger: yes its me
You: Perish!
You: I choose you! Blastoise!
You: *Tudududududududuudd* music playing..
Stranger: okay im coming
Stranger: wait for me
You: Blastoise use your SQUIRT SHOT!
Stranger: okay boss
Stranger: doing the ""squirt
You: *Blastoise used SQUIRT SHOT Stranger has 0 HP left*
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You: Hey...
Stranger: who are you?
You: Your favorite dream.
Stranger:

You: Seen any pedophiles lately?
Stranger: i wish
You: Why?
Stranger: they're cool
You: Why don't you have a seat?
You: Have a seat right there?
You: Come on, have a seat.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you're
You: What are you doing in this house?
Stranger: chris
Stranger: um
Stranger: well
You: You think it's normal to meet up with 13 year olds?
Stranger: i
Stranger: well
Stranger: er
You: Don't walk away
You: Come here for a second
Stranger: i didn't know she was 13
Stranger: i just
Stranger: i just wanna leave
You: You said: "I like to masterbate while seeing you."
You: You think that's appropriate?/
Stranger: i
Stranger: didnt
Stranger: wait
You: Think carefully.
You: You really think she would meet up with a creepy guy like you?
Stranger: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 01:48 schreef Frenker het volgende:
Wow, gewoon een uur met een duitser zitten lullen.. en nu is het 10 voor 2.. wat heb ik hieraan? mn leven, mn uur, wat doe ik?!

Stranger: make me breakfast.
You: Okay but give me first okay?
Stranger: okay you get....
Stranger: honey bunches of oats
You: no keep it. Now you got your breakfast

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 01:56 schreef Kinz het volgende:

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Je had op z'n minst een quote kunnen plaatsen.

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You: hi !
Stranger: hi
You: asl ?
Stranger: 36/f/uk u?
You: 20,m,Holland
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Stranger: hi
You: who are you ??
Stranger: and you?
You: what are you doing in my computer ?
Stranger: talking to you, don't you see?
You: you cant !!
You: you must be some sort of cyborg !
Stranger: Yes, I can!
Stranger: I am the letters on your screen!
You: OMG your a Cyborg !!
You: get out of my computer !!
Stranger: I am the bytes in your CPU
You: OMG get out !!
Stranger: I am nowhere and everywhere!
Stranger: you cannot hide, yopu cannot run
You: *HELP HELP* I GOT A VIRUS !!!
Stranger: you cannot delete me
You: but !!! if your in my computer you can't run either !!
Stranger: you have to delete the entire iternet to delete me
Stranger: I am everywhere
Stranger: In the network
Stranger: I am watching you
You: your not in my girlfriend cause i am !!
Stranger: Oh, lol, I should tell your girlfriend about your porn collection
You: c'mon tell here then i have a Bedroom Rodeo !! =D
Stranger: 01001011100100100101110101101010110011001110011011111001111001
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Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER
Stranger: OHAYO
You: EYOHA
You: WHATS UP DUDE
Stranger: NOTHING MAN
Stranger: WHATS UP WITH YOUUUUUU??
You: IM FUCKING SUPER MAN THANKS FOR ASKING
You: FUCK YEAH MAN HOLLAND JUST WON YESTERDAY WE WERE AWESOME
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: IM COMING TO MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: OH HELL YEAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: MAASTRICHT IS COOL OMG
Stranger: HIGH FIVEE!!
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES WTFOMFGG
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: BUT I LIVE IN AMSTERDAM FUCKING YEEAAAAAAH
You: AWESOME MATE
You: HIIIIGH FIIVE
Stranger: JAWSOME MATE JUST JAWSOME
You: TOTALY.
Stranger: ROAWR!!
You: TO-FUCKING-TALY
Stranger: OWH YEAH!!
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: TOTALY WOOOOH BRO JUST TOTALY MAN
Stranger: YEAH I FEEL FUCKING GREAT MAN
You: FUCKING YES THIS FUCKING SITE IS SO AWESOME
You: IM COMING
You: OH LAWD
Stranger: I CAME BRO
Stranger: I FUCKING CAME
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Stranger: TWICE MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: I CAME MULTIPLE TIMES
Stranger: WTFOZMG
Stranger: YEAH BRO THATS IT
You: MAN HOW AWESOME CAN ONE BE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE U ARE SO AWESOME LIKE JAWSOME MAN
You: IF I STAY ON THIS SITE A BIT LONGER MY BODY IS GONNA EXPLODE
Stranger: LIKE A BIG STRONG SHARK!!
You: THATS HOW AWESOME THIS SHIT IS
Stranger: SHARK!!!!
You: SHAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK !! JAWSOME MAN
You: SUCK MY DIIIICK ITS A SHARK
Stranger: LIKE THE ONE IN JAAAW
Stranger: SHAAARK
You: WOOOOOH
You: LIONS OWN SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEAH LION KING
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: BUT MUSAFA DIED
Stranger: LION KING MAN
You: I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BABY BRO
Stranger: NO MAN HE LIVES IN OUR HEARTS
You: FUCKING SAD
Stranger: ME TOO BRO THATS FINE
You: YEA THATS TRUE
You: ILL NEVER FORGET HIM
Stranger: NEVER DUDE
Stranger: NEVER
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: BRO I LOVE YOU
Stranger: TRULY
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: I LOVE EVERYONE
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: THATS MY BRO
You: WOOOOOOH
You: FUCKING LOVE YOU
Stranger: LIKE A SHARK
You: YEEEEAAAAAAH
You: JAWSOME MATE
You: JAWSOME.
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME
You: AND ALL IN ALL
You: WERE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
You: FUCK SOCIETY MATE
Stranger: GIVE ME UR MSN DUDE
Stranger: I LOVE U MAN
You: FUCCCK
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: SHIT FUCK
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: FUCK SHARK
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
You: YEAH FUCK EM
You: FUCKING SOCIETY
You: ANARCHY FUCK YEAH
You: I LOVE PIRATES
Stranger: YEAH AND NINJAS
You: FUCKING YEAH
You: NINJAS FUCK
Stranger: NINJAS ARE PIRATES OF THE ASIANATION
You: YEEEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: WHEN I GROW UP IM GONNA BE A NINJAPIRATE
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES!!
You: WOOOOH
Stranger: WHEN I GROW UP ILL BE A FUCKING SHARK MAN
You: A FUCKING SHARK!?!?!?
You: WOOOOAW
You: FUCKING AWESOME BRO
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: JAAAAWSOME
Stranger: AND BRO
You: YOU GNA BE FUCKING EATING FISH AND SHIT?
Stranger: IM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: U WANT SOMETHING TOO???
You: YES THANKS BRO
You: PLEASE SOMEWHISKEY
Stranger: NO MAN IM GONNA EAT MODELS LIKE KATE MOSS
You: NOT SHAKEN BUT STIRRED
Stranger: OK ILL LOOK FOR SOME WHISKEY
You: KATE MOSS HAS NO MEAT BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK
You: BETTER EAT FATTER BITCHES
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: FUCKING FAT BTICHES MAN
Stranger: WAIT A SEC BRO
Stranger: IM FUCKING THIRSTY
Stranger: SHOUTING MAKES THIRSTY
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: FUCKING YES ILL WAIT ONE SEC
You: HIGH FIVE DUDE
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: IVE GOT ONLY TEQUILA RIGHT HERE
Stranger: WANT SOME BRO?!?! FUCKING TEQUILA MAN
Stranger: U KNOW BRO LICK IT DRINK IT EAT IT MAN
You: FUCK ARE YOU BACK
You: SORRY MAN I DIDNT SEE YOU
You: TEQUILA???
You: AWESOME
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME MAN
You: TEQUILA IS LIKE GOD
You: ONLY BETTER
You: BUT U CANT EAT TEQUILA MATE
You: SERIOUSLY ITS A DRINK
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
You: U CANT EAT A DRINK
Stranger: IM EATING IT RIGHT NOW
You: U CAN ONLY DRINK A DRINK\
You: ITS LIKE LIQUID AND SHIT
Stranger: BUT U CAN EAT SHIT BRO
Stranger: I SWEAR TO FUCKING JESUS
You: YEEEAH
You: SHIT TASTE SWWWEEEEET
You: FUCKING SWEET
Stranger: SHIT IS FUCKING JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS!!!
You: YEAH TOTALY DUDE
You: AND LIONS FUCK
You: YEAH
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR MATE
You: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
Stranger: WAIT BRO I DROPPED MY IPHONE
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: HOLD THE LION BRO
You: FUCKING OK
Stranger: HOLD THE FUCKING JAWSOME LION
You: FUCK OFF LION FUCK
Stranger: I GOT IT MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
You: GREAT
You: NOW GET IN THE CAR
You: GET IN THE FUCKING FUCKER CAR
You: FUCK YEAH WE DID IT
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: FUCKING PUSSY LION
Stranger: SAVED THIS ONE BRO!!
You: YEA
Stranger: FUCKING FUCKED LION BRO
Stranger: NOTHING LIKE A SHARK
You: NOO TRUE
You: BUT SHARKS ARE LIKE ONLY IN THE WATER THEY ARE PUSSYS TOO
Stranger: YEAH INDEED BRO
You: REAL MEN GO IN THE WATER AND LAND AND SHIT
Stranger: FUCK SHARKS
You: FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AND IN TO THE AIR BRO
Stranger: LIKE FUCKING DUCKS MAN
You: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
You: DUCKS
You: FUCK YEAH DUCKS
You: DUCKS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
Stranger: THEY ARE MIGHTY MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: JUST FUCKING FUCKER AWESOME DUDE
You: U KNOW MATE
Stranger: I KNOW IT BRO
You: ONCE I SAW DUCKS DOING STAND UP COMEDIAN
Stranger: OF COURSE I KNOW CAUSE
Stranger: DUCKS ARE FUCKING GREAT
You: OH LORD IT WAS FUNNY
You: IT WAS LIKE ONE DUCK RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI BRO !! I WANT A DUCKBITCH MAN
Stranger: FOR DOGGYSTYLE
You: AT THE OTHER SIDE THERES LIKE OTHER DUCKS
You: LIKE TEN DUCKS RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI!! THATS HILARIOUS BRO
You: THEN THAT ONE DUCK QUACKS
Stranger: NO WAI
You: ALL THE FUCKING DUCKS GO FUCKING NUTS
Stranger: YEAH BRO
You: RUNNING QUACKING EVERYTHING
Stranger: LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!
You: MATE THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING EPIC
You: PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!
Stranger: YEAH MAN
You: YEAH FUCK WHO DOESNT
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: WOOOOOOAH
Stranger: ROAAWWR
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE!!
Stranger: TRULY MAN
You: EPIC SHIT DUDE
Stranger: YEAAH
You: PEANUT BUTTER DUCKS
You: I WISH THEY EXIST
You: BUT THEY DONT
Stranger: THEY DO MAN
Stranger: THEY DO
You: WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN BRO
Stranger: IN ICELAND
You: ICELAND!?!?
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
Stranger: YES MAN
You: ICELAND IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: ICELAND IS REALLY HOT
Stranger: LIKE A BITCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: FUCKING VOLCANOS AND HSIT AND STUFF
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: TOTALY JAWSOME
You: ICELAND GOT EVERYTHING
Stranger: AND HOT WATER OUTTA THE EARTH LIKE WTF?!?!
You: I MEAN REALY EVERYTHING
Stranger: EVERYTHING MAN
Stranger: YEAAAAH
You: FUCKING CHOCOLOATE TIGER
You: I SAW IT MAN
You: I SWEAR
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: I ATE THEM MAN
You: YOU FUCKING DID
You: WAS IT SWEET HOW WAS IT?
Stranger: I FUCKING DID MAN
Stranger: IT WAS LIKE
Stranger: EATING A CHOCOLATE DOG MAN
You: I JUST SAW THEM I DIDNT WANT TO EAT I WASNT HUNGRY
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
You: MAN ICELAND ROCKS
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE U GOTTA EAT ONE
Stranger: MAN ICELAND IS JAWSOME LIKE SHARKS AND PIRATES
You: YEEEEAAAH
You: I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: IF AN ICELANDIC SHARK BECAME A PIRATE
Stranger: NO WAI DUDE IT WOULD BE THE FUCKING END OF US ALL
You: AND THAT SHARK WOULD HAPPEN TO LOVE PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: IT WOULD BE LIKE
You: YEAH SOME TIHNG LIKE THAT SHIT
Stranger: A FUCKING DOG WITH A CAT IN THE ARSE AND A PIRATE RAPING IT WITH GLASSES OF FUCKING BLACK GOLD
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: U KNOW BRO?!
You: YEA
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: I SAW THAT ONCE
You: ONLY THERE WAS A FUCKING SHARK INVOLVED
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: I DONT KNOW WTF
Stranger: WTF!!!
You: THE SHARK WAS ON THE FUCKING LAND
Stranger: OMGHZOMF
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE
You: BUT HES A SEAANIMAL RIGHT
You: SO HE DIED
You: AND I LOLD SO I PEED ON HIM
Stranger: ROTOFL MAAAN
You: MAN IT FELT GOOD
Stranger: DUDE HIGHFIVE!!
You: HIGHFIVE MAN
Stranger: OF COURSE IT DIIID
You: YEEEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: BRO BRO
You: JAWSOME TO THE BONE
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU MAN?!?!
Stranger: TO THE FUCKING MARROW MAN
You: IM LIKE FUCKING EIGHTEEN AND SHIT
You: EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS
You: I FEEL LIKE IM GOD
You: THATS HOW AWESOME FUCK
Stranger: WTF LOL IM FUCKING RAPED NINETEEN YEARS OLD BRO I FEEL LIKE DYING BECAUSE OF MY AGE IM SO FUCKING SHARKOLD
You: WTF UR FUCKING OLD MAN
You: DONT DIE
You: U CAN DO IT JUST LIVE DUDE
Stranger: IM NOT GONNA DIE TILL I FUCKING RAPED A SHARK MAN
You: BUT FUCKING NINETEEN WTF
Stranger: YEAH MAN THATS LIKE FOREVER
You: FUCKING YES
You: LIFE GOALS
You: THATS WHAT A MAN NEEDS
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: WHAT A REAL MAN NEEDS
Stranger: FUCKING REAL MAN LIKE A SHARK
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKS AND DUCKS
You: AND PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: YEAH AND PIRATES MAN
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES
You: I WILL NEVER DIE
Stranger: WITH BOATS
Stranger: NEVER!!
You: I HAVE TO FUCKING RAPE AN ICELANDIC DUCK FIRST
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT TO DO BRO
You: WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DICK
Stranger: U JUST KNOW IT
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAAAAWSOME MAAAAN
You: IT WILL FEEL FUCKING GOOD
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
You: I KNOW IT
You: JAWSOME
You: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FUCKING FIVE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!! FUCKING HIGH
You: WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER DUDE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCK SOCIETY SHARKS AND DUCKS
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE REAL BROS
You: THATS WHERE ITS AT
Stranger: FUCK IT
You: AND FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
Stranger: FUCK EM!!
You: WE COULD BE FUCKING TWINS
Stranger: DO IT MAN
You: YEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: TWINS BRO
You: I WILL FUCKING PENETRATE EVERYONE
Stranger: !!!
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: LETS
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: SOCIETY FUCKS
You: FUCK
Stranger: DOUBLE TEAM THEM
Stranger: IN THE ASS
You: FUCK THE INTERNETS
You: YEEEAAAAAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS MAN
Stranger: FUCK OMEGLE
You: FUCKING FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCKING FUCK FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: YEAAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING THEM
Stranger: U GOT MSN BRO?!?!?!
You: DUDE WTF
You: LIKE FUCKING MSN
You: I DO MAN
Stranger: YEAH MSN FUCKS HARD
You: BUT ITS LIKE MY FUCKING NAME
Stranger: GIEF IT TO ME BRO!
You: I REMAIN ANONYMOUS
Stranger: ILL ADD YOU MAN
You: OR I WILL DIE DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO U WONT DUDE
Stranger: I SWEAR TO THE SHARK
You: FUCK I WILL
You: THIS DUCK TOLD ME
You: HES THE FUCKING ORACLE
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: ANON FUCKS IT ALL MAN
Stranger: /B/ IS WATCHING US MAN
You: I HAVE TO FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER AND SHIT
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK OFF /B/
You: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY ASS MAN
You: GET OUT DUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER DUCK I AINT IT
Stranger: FUCK DUCK
You: FUCKFUCKFUCK
You: NIGGERFUCKDICKAIDS
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: THIS DUCK
You: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
You: HE TRIES TO FUCK ME UP LIKE REALY FUCK ME UP
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR!
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: HE BURNED MY CAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: FUCK THIS FUCKING DUCK
You: FUCK DUCKS
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: GET ON MY SKATEBOARD DUDE
You: YEAAA
You: FUCKING THANKS MAN
You: FUCK YEAH SKATEBOARDS
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SKATEBOARDS MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAH
Stranger: LIKE GRINDING ON SHIT
You: YEEAAAH
You: TONY HAWK AND SHIT
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK TONY HAWK IS GAY
Stranger: TONY HAWK IS OLD MAN
You: HES LIKE WEARING PINK AND SHIT
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: SHARKS
You: YEAH SHARKS
You: TONY HAWK IS A FUCKING SHARK
Stranger: SHAARKS
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: A SHARK
You: THE HAWK PART IS JUST DISTRACTION
You: FUCKING PUSSY
Stranger: YEAHHAWKSHARK DONT EXIST
Stranger: HAWKSHARKS SUCKS
You: WHY NOT CALL YOURSELF FUCKING TONY SHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: OR
Stranger: SHARK SHARK
Stranger: TONY IS ALSO FAKE
Stranger: BRO
You: YEAAAAAH
Stranger: FAKE MAN
You: YEA I KNOW DUDE
You: I SAW IT ON THE INTERNETS
You: FUCKING FUCK INTERNETS
Stranger: INTERNETS TELLS THE TRUTH MAN
You: YEAH
You: THE INTERNETS NEVER LIES
You: NEVER I TELL YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER MAN
Stranger: ALWAYS THE HARD KNOCKING OUT TRUTH!!
You: YEA
You: FUCKING YES
You: THE TRUTH
You: ITS RIGHT FUCKING HERE
You: FUCK BOOKS
You: FUCK THE TV
You: ITS ALL LIES
You: FUCKING INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH
Stranger: FUCK BOOKS MAN
Stranger: CUM ON THEM
Stranger: FUCK IT YEAH
You: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKBOOKS
You: THE INTERNETS ARE SO AWESOME I CAME
You: FUCK
You: SHARKBOOKS ARE BOOKS TOO
You: FUCKING LAME
You: SHARKINTERNETS
You: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SHARKINTERNETS
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: LIKE
You: PEANUT BUTTER SHARKS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: SHARKCHAN
Stranger: AND
Stranger: SHARKOOGLE
Stranger: AND SHARKAZON
You: CAN THERE BE ANY BETTER SOURCE OF TRUTH?
You: YEEAH DUDE
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: GRAND THEFT SHARK 5
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING FUCK FUCK
Stranger: WORLD OF SHARKS MAN
You: YEAH
Stranger: COUNTERSHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: SHARKS FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: APOCALYPSE SHARK!
You: SHIT
You: FUCKING GOOD MOVIE
Stranger: SHIT MAN
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCKING SHARKS AND SHIT
Stranger: I SAW IT YESTERDAY
Stranger: YEAH AND SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE TO IT BRO
You: I SAW THE FUCKING SHARK HUNTER DUDE
You: THEY HUNT LIKE FUCKING SHARKS
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS?!
You: SHARK DE NIRO MATE
You: HES FUCKING GOD
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCK SHARK WALKEN
Stranger: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK MAN
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: AL SHARK IS GOD
You: SHARK DE NIRO IS GOD
You: FUCK THE REST
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN YEAH
You: SHARK FLOYD FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES!!!
You: DAVID SHARK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: SHARK HENDRIX
You: FUCK
Stranger: YEAH!!
Stranger: FUCK
You: I CAME
Stranger: I CAME TWICE BRO
You: I CAME FUCKING BUCKETS
You: TWICE.
Stranger: FUCK THAT MAN BRO
Stranger: YEAH
You: FUCK
You: FEELS GOOD MAN
Stranger: AWWW YEAH
You: FUCK
You: SHARK FOOLS DAY
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKZARD IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: YEAAH I SHARKED A LOT OF BUDDIES MAN
You: YEEAAH
You: I PUT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR ASS
You: DUDE
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: SHARK WAS SO CASH
Stranger: FUCK!!
You: FUCK
You: THEY WERE LIKE
You: WTF ARE YOU DOING BRO
You: AND THEN I RAPED THEM
You: FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: AHAHA RAPED THEM LIKE SHARKS!!
You: YEEAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FIVE
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: WOAHAOH
You: RAPED THEM LIKE A FUCKING SHARK
You: IM GNA BE A SHARK TOO MAN
Stranger: YEAAAJ
You: FUCK
Stranger: SHARKAZONED!!
Stranger: BRO
You: IM GNA BE THE FIRST SHARK LIVING ON THE LAND AND THE SEA
You: FUCK
Stranger: I GOTTA GO MAN
You: IM GNA BE SO COOL
You: OK MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: FUCKING SEE YOU DUDE
Stranger: DONT FORGET IT EVER
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
Stranger: REMEMBER ME BRO
You: ILL NEVER FORGET YOU BRO
You: NEVER
Stranger: NEVER MAN
You: FUCKING NEVER MAN
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE TWINS
You: SERIOUSLY NEVER
You: WE ARE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: TWINS LIKE SHARKS
Stranger: WE ARE SHARKS MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME SHARKS
You: SHARKS LIKE TWINS
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: JAWSOME DUDE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BRO
You: FUCK
Stranger: TIME TO SAY BYEBYE
You: DONT LEAVE ME DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: IVE GOT TO DUDE
Stranger: FUCK
You: BYE EVERYBODY
Stranger: EVERYBODY BYE
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS BRO
You: FUCKING GOODBYE
Stranger: FUCK BYE
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK THE SOCIETY
You: FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL
You: FUCK
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: BRO
You: BYE!
Stranger: JAWSOME BYE
You: I LOVE YOU
You: REMEMBER THAT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
You: AND YOULL ACHIEVE ANYTHING
Stranger: I LL DO
Stranger: ILL NEVER FORGET!!
You: ILL BE WATCHING YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER LIKE NOT EVER
Stranger: NEVER!!
Stranger: OKAY BRO!! THANKS MAN
You: NOT FUCKING NEVER DUDE
You: NO PROBLEM MAN
Stranger: ILL SEE U IN MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: I LOVE YOU
You: SHARK AND SHIT
Stranger: BYE I LOVE YOU MAN
You: YEEEAAAAH
Stranger: SHARKS AND PIRATES ROAWWR
You: BYE MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK BVYE
You: PIRATES SHARKS ICELAND
You: PEANUT BUTTER
You: WERE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: SO CLOSE MAN
You: EPIC SHARKS MAN

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:21 schreef PierreTT het volgende:
En jij hebt hier tijd voor

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:22 schreef Siniti het volgende:

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Ik had niks te doen

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER
Stranger: OHAYO
You: EYOHA
You: WHATS UP DUDE
Stranger: NOTHING MAN
Stranger: WHATS UP WITH YOUUUUUU??
You: IM FUCKING SUPER MAN THANKS FOR ASKING
You: FUCK YEAH MAN HOLLAND JUST WON YESTERDAY WE WERE AWESOME
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: IM COMING TO MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: OH HELL YEAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: MAASTRICHT IS COOL OMG
Stranger: HIGH FIVEE!!
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES WTFOMFGG
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: BUT I LIVE IN AMSTERDAM FUCKING YEEAAAAAAH
You: AWESOME MATE
You: HIIIIGH FIIVE
Stranger: JAWSOME MATE JUST JAWSOME
You: TOTALY.
Stranger: ROAWR!!
You: TO-FUCKING-TALY
Stranger: OWH YEAH!!
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: TOTALY WOOOOH BRO JUST TOTALY MAN
Stranger: YEAH I FEEL FUCKING GREAT MAN
You: FUCKING YES THIS FUCKING SITE IS SO AWESOME
You: IM COMING
You: OH LAWD
Stranger: I CAME BRO
Stranger: I FUCKING CAME
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Stranger: TWICE MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: I CAME MULTIPLE TIMES
Stranger: WTFOZMG
Stranger: YEAH BRO THATS IT
You: MAN HOW AWESOME CAN ONE BE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE U ARE SO AWESOME LIKE JAWSOME MAN
You: IF I STAY ON THIS SITE A BIT LONGER MY BODY IS GONNA EXPLODE
Stranger: LIKE A BIG STRONG SHARK!!
You: THATS HOW AWESOME THIS SHIT IS
Stranger: SHARK!!!!
You: SHAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK !! JAWSOME MAN
You: SUCK MY DIIIICK ITS A SHARK
Stranger: LIKE THE ONE IN JAAAW
Stranger: SHAAARK
You: WOOOOOH
You: LIONS OWN SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEAH LION KING
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: BUT MUSAFA DIED
Stranger: LION KING MAN
You: I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BABY BRO
Stranger: NO MAN HE LIVES IN OUR HEARTS
You: FUCKING SAD
Stranger: ME TOO BRO THATS FINE
You: YEA THATS TRUE
You: ILL NEVER FORGET HIM
Stranger: NEVER DUDE
Stranger: NEVER
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: BRO I LOVE YOU
Stranger: TRULY
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: I LOVE EVERYONE
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: THATS MY BRO
You: WOOOOOOH
You: FUCKING LOVE YOU
Stranger: LIKE A SHARK
You: YEEEEAAAAAAH
You: JAWSOME MATE
You: JAWSOME.
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME
You: AND ALL IN ALL
You: WERE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
You: FUCK SOCIETY MATE
Stranger: GIVE ME UR MSN DUDE
Stranger: I LOVE U MAN
You: FUCCCK
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: SHIT FUCK
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: FUCK SHARK
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
You: YEAH FUCK EM
You: FUCKING SOCIETY
You: ANARCHY FUCK YEAH
You: I LOVE PIRATES
Stranger: YEAH AND NINJAS
You: FUCKING YEAH
You: NINJAS FUCK
Stranger: NINJAS ARE PIRATES OF THE ASIANATION
You: YEEEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: WHEN I GROW UP IM GONNA BE A NINJAPIRATE
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES!!
You: WOOOOH
Stranger: WHEN I GROW UP ILL BE A FUCKING SHARK MAN
You: A FUCKING SHARK!?!?!?
You: WOOOOAW
You: FUCKING AWESOME BRO
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: JAAAAWSOME
Stranger: AND BRO
You: YOU GNA BE FUCKING EATING FISH AND SHIT?
Stranger: IM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: U WANT SOMETHING TOO???
You: YES THANKS BRO
You: PLEASE SOMEWHISKEY
Stranger: NO MAN IM GONNA EAT MODELS LIKE KATE MOSS
You: NOT SHAKEN BUT STIRRED
Stranger: OK ILL LOOK FOR SOME WHISKEY
You: KATE MOSS HAS NO MEAT BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK
You: BETTER EAT FATTER BITCHES
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: FUCKING FAT BTICHES MAN
Stranger: WAIT A SEC BRO
Stranger: IM FUCKING THIRSTY
Stranger: SHOUTING MAKES THIRSTY
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: FUCKING YES ILL WAIT ONE SEC
You: HIGH FIVE DUDE
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: IVE GOT ONLY TEQUILA RIGHT HERE
Stranger: WANT SOME BRO?!?! FUCKING TEQUILA MAN
Stranger: U KNOW BRO LICK IT DRINK IT EAT IT MAN
You: FUCK ARE YOU BACK
You: SORRY MAN I DIDNT SEE YOU
You: TEQUILA???
You: AWESOME
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME MAN
You: TEQUILA IS LIKE GOD
You: ONLY BETTER
You: BUT U CANT EAT TEQUILA MATE
You: SERIOUSLY ITS A DRINK
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
You: U CANT EAT A DRINK
Stranger: IM EATING IT RIGHT NOW
You: U CAN ONLY DRINK A DRINK\
You: ITS LIKE LIQUID AND SHIT
Stranger: BUT U CAN EAT SHIT BRO
Stranger: I SWEAR TO FUCKING JESUS
You: YEEEAH
You: SHIT TASTE SWWWEEEEET
You: FUCKING SWEET
Stranger: SHIT IS FUCKING JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS!!!
You: YEAH TOTALY DUDE
You: AND LIONS FUCK
You: YEAH
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR MATE
You: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
Stranger: WAIT BRO I DROPPED MY IPHONE
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: HOLD THE LION BRO
You: FUCKING OK
Stranger: HOLD THE FUCKING JAWSOME LION
You: FUCK OFF LION FUCK
Stranger: I GOT IT MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
You: GREAT
You: NOW GET IN THE CAR
You: GET IN THE FUCKING FUCKER CAR
You: FUCK YEAH WE DID IT
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: FUCKING PUSSY LION
Stranger: SAVED THIS ONE BRO!!
You: YEA
Stranger: FUCKING FUCKED LION BRO
Stranger: NOTHING LIKE A SHARK
You: NOO TRUE
You: BUT SHARKS ARE LIKE ONLY IN THE WATER THEY ARE PUSSYS TOO
Stranger: YEAH INDEED BRO
You: REAL MEN GO IN THE WATER AND LAND AND SHIT
Stranger: FUCK SHARKS
You: FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AND IN TO THE AIR BRO
Stranger: LIKE FUCKING DUCKS MAN
You: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
You: DUCKS
You: FUCK YEAH DUCKS
You: DUCKS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
Stranger: THEY ARE MIGHTY MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: JUST FUCKING FUCKER AWESOME DUDE
You: U KNOW MATE
Stranger: I KNOW IT BRO
You: ONCE I SAW DUCKS DOING STAND UP COMEDIAN
Stranger: OF COURSE I KNOW CAUSE
Stranger: DUCKS ARE FUCKING GREAT
You: OH LORD IT WAS FUNNY
You: IT WAS LIKE ONE DUCK RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI BRO !! I WANT A DUCKBITCH MAN
Stranger: FOR DOGGYSTYLE
You: AT THE OTHER SIDE THERES LIKE OTHER DUCKS
You: LIKE TEN DUCKS RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI!! THATS HILARIOUS BRO
You: THEN THAT ONE DUCK QUACKS
Stranger: NO WAI
You: ALL THE FUCKING DUCKS GO FUCKING NUTS
Stranger: YEAH BRO
You: RUNNING QUACKING EVERYTHING
Stranger: LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!
You: MATE THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING EPIC
You: PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!
Stranger: YEAH MAN
You: YEAH FUCK WHO DOESNT
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: WOOOOOOAH
Stranger: ROAAWWR
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE!!
Stranger: TRULY MAN
You: EPIC SHIT DUDE
Stranger: YEAAH
You: PEANUT BUTTER DUCKS
You: I WISH THEY EXIST
You: BUT THEY DONT
Stranger: THEY DO MAN
Stranger: THEY DO
You: WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN BRO
Stranger: IN ICELAND
You: ICELAND!?!?
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
Stranger: YES MAN
You: ICELAND IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: ICELAND IS REALLY HOT
Stranger: LIKE A BITCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: FUCKING VOLCANOS AND HSIT AND STUFF
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: TOTALY JAWSOME
You: ICELAND GOT EVERYTHING
Stranger: AND HOT WATER OUTTA THE EARTH LIKE WTF?!?!
You: I MEAN REALY EVERYTHING
Stranger: EVERYTHING MAN
Stranger: YEAAAAH
You: FUCKING CHOCOLOATE TIGER
You: I SAW IT MAN
You: I SWEAR
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: I ATE THEM MAN
You: YOU FUCKING DID
You: WAS IT SWEET HOW WAS IT?
Stranger: I FUCKING DID MAN
Stranger: IT WAS LIKE
Stranger: EATING A CHOCOLATE DOG MAN
You: I JUST SAW THEM I DIDNT WANT TO EAT I WASNT HUNGRY
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
You: MAN ICELAND ROCKS
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE U GOTTA EAT ONE
Stranger: MAN ICELAND IS JAWSOME LIKE SHARKS AND PIRATES
You: YEEEEAAAH
You: I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: IF AN ICELANDIC SHARK BECAME A PIRATE
Stranger: NO WAI DUDE IT WOULD BE THE FUCKING END OF US ALL
You: AND THAT SHARK WOULD HAPPEN TO LOVE PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: IT WOULD BE LIKE
You: YEAH SOME TIHNG LIKE THAT SHIT
Stranger: A FUCKING DOG WITH A CAT IN THE ARSE AND A PIRATE RAPING IT WITH GLASSES OF FUCKING BLACK GOLD
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: U KNOW BRO?!
You: YEA
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: I SAW THAT ONCE
You: ONLY THERE WAS A FUCKING SHARK INVOLVED
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: I DONT KNOW WTF
Stranger: WTF!!!
You: THE SHARK WAS ON THE FUCKING LAND
Stranger: OMGHZOMF
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE
You: BUT HES A SEAANIMAL RIGHT
You: SO HE DIED
You: AND I LOLD SO I PEED ON HIM
Stranger: ROTOFL MAAAN
You: MAN IT FELT GOOD
Stranger: DUDE HIGHFIVE!!
You: HIGHFIVE MAN
Stranger: OF COURSE IT DIIID
You: YEEEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: BRO BRO
You: JAWSOME TO THE BONE
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU MAN?!?!
Stranger: TO THE FUCKING MARROW MAN
You: IM LIKE FUCKING EIGHTEEN AND SHIT
You: EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS
You: I FEEL LIKE IM GOD
You: THATS HOW AWESOME FUCK
Stranger: WTF LOL IM FUCKING RAPED NINETEEN YEARS OLD BRO I FEEL LIKE DYING BECAUSE OF MY AGE IM SO FUCKING SHARKOLD
You: WTF UR FUCKING OLD MAN
You: DONT DIE
You: U CAN DO IT JUST LIVE DUDE
Stranger: IM NOT GONNA DIE TILL I FUCKING RAPED A SHARK MAN
You: BUT FUCKING NINETEEN WTF
Stranger: YEAH MAN THATS LIKE FOREVER
You: FUCKING YES
You: LIFE GOALS
You: THATS WHAT A MAN NEEDS
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: WHAT A REAL MAN NEEDS
Stranger: FUCKING REAL MAN LIKE A SHARK
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKS AND DUCKS
You: AND PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: YEAH AND PIRATES MAN
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES
You: I WILL NEVER DIE
Stranger: WITH BOATS
Stranger: NEVER!!
You: I HAVE TO FUCKING RAPE AN ICELANDIC DUCK FIRST
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT TO DO BRO
You: WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DICK
Stranger: U JUST KNOW IT
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAAAAWSOME MAAAAN
You: IT WILL FEEL FUCKING GOOD
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
You: I KNOW IT
You: JAWSOME
You: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FUCKING FIVE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!! FUCKING HIGH
You: WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER DUDE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCK SOCIETY SHARKS AND DUCKS
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE REAL BROS
You: THATS WHERE ITS AT
Stranger: FUCK IT
You: AND FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
Stranger: FUCK EM!!
You: WE COULD BE FUCKING TWINS
Stranger: DO IT MAN
You: YEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: TWINS BRO
You: I WILL FUCKING PENETRATE EVERYONE
Stranger: !!!
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: LETS
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: SOCIETY FUCKS
You: FUCK
Stranger: DOUBLE TEAM THEM
Stranger: IN THE ASS
You: FUCK THE INTERNETS
You: YEEEAAAAAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS MAN
Stranger: FUCK OMEGLE
You: FUCKING FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCKING FUCK FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: YEAAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING THEM
Stranger: U GOT MSN BRO?!?!?!
You: DUDE WTF
You: LIKE FUCKING MSN
You: I DO MAN
Stranger: YEAH MSN FUCKS HARD
You: BUT ITS LIKE MY FUCKING NAME
Stranger: GIEF IT TO ME BRO!
You: I REMAIN ANONYMOUS
Stranger: ILL ADD YOU MAN
You: OR I WILL DIE DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO U WONT DUDE
Stranger: I SWEAR TO THE SHARK
You: FUCK I WILL
You: THIS DUCK TOLD ME
You: HES THE FUCKING ORACLE
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: ANON FUCKS IT ALL MAN
Stranger: /B/ IS WATCHING US MAN
You: I HAVE TO FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER AND SHIT
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK OFF /B/
You: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY ASS MAN
You: GET OUT DUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER DUCK I AINT IT
Stranger: FUCK DUCK
You: FUCKFUCKFUCK
You: NIGGERFUCKDICKAIDS
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: THIS DUCK
You: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
You: HE TRIES TO FUCK ME UP LIKE REALY FUCK ME UP
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR!
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: HE BURNED MY CAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: FUCK THIS FUCKING DUCK
You: FUCK DUCKS
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: GET ON MY SKATEBOARD DUDE
You: YEAAA
You: FUCKING THANKS MAN
You: FUCK YEAH SKATEBOARDS
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SKATEBOARDS MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAH
Stranger: LIKE GRINDING ON SHIT
You: YEEAAAH
You: TONY HAWK AND SHIT
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK TONY HAWK IS GAY
Stranger: TONY HAWK IS OLD MAN
You: HES LIKE WEARING PINK AND SHIT
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: SHARKS
You: YEAH SHARKS
You: TONY HAWK IS A FUCKING SHARK
Stranger: SHAARKS
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: A SHARK
You: THE HAWK PART IS JUST DISTRACTION
You: FUCKING PUSSY
Stranger: YEAHHAWKSHARK DONT EXIST
Stranger: HAWKSHARKS SUCKS
You: WHY NOT CALL YOURSELF FUCKING TONY SHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: OR
Stranger: SHARK SHARK
Stranger: TONY IS ALSO FAKE
Stranger: BRO
You: YEAAAAAH
Stranger: FAKE MAN
You: YEA I KNOW DUDE
You: I SAW IT ON THE INTERNETS
You: FUCKING FUCK INTERNETS
Stranger: INTERNETS TELLS THE TRUTH MAN
You: YEAH
You: THE INTERNETS NEVER LIES
You: NEVER I TELL YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER MAN
Stranger: ALWAYS THE HARD KNOCKING OUT TRUTH!!
You: YEA
You: FUCKING YES
You: THE TRUTH
You: ITS RIGHT FUCKING HERE
You: FUCK BOOKS
You: FUCK THE TV
You: ITS ALL LIES
You: FUCKING INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH
Stranger: FUCK BOOKS MAN
Stranger: CUM ON THEM
Stranger: FUCK IT YEAH
You: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKBOOKS
You: THE INTERNETS ARE SO AWESOME I CAME
You: FUCK
You: SHARKBOOKS ARE BOOKS TOO
You: FUCKING LAME
You: SHARKINTERNETS
You: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SHARKINTERNETS
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: LIKE
You: PEANUT BUTTER SHARKS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: SHARKCHAN
Stranger: AND
Stranger: SHARKOOGLE
Stranger: AND SHARKAZON
You: CAN THERE BE ANY BETTER SOURCE OF TRUTH?
You: YEEAH DUDE
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: GRAND THEFT SHARK 5
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING FUCK FUCK
Stranger: WORLD OF SHARKS MAN
You: YEAH
Stranger: COUNTERSHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: SHARKS FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: APOCALYPSE SHARK!
You: SHIT
You: FUCKING GOOD MOVIE
Stranger: SHIT MAN
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCKING SHARKS AND SHIT
Stranger: I SAW IT YESTERDAY
Stranger: YEAH AND SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE TO IT BRO
You: I SAW THE FUCKING SHARK HUNTER DUDE
You: THEY HUNT LIKE FUCKING SHARKS
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS?!
You: SHARK DE NIRO MATE
You: HES FUCKING GOD
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCK SHARK WALKEN
Stranger: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK MAN
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: AL SHARK IS GOD
You: SHARK DE NIRO IS GOD
You: FUCK THE REST
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN YEAH
You: SHARK FLOYD FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES!!!
You: DAVID SHARK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: SHARK HENDRIX
You: FUCK
Stranger: YEAH!!
Stranger: FUCK
You: I CAME
Stranger: I CAME TWICE BRO
You: I CAME FUCKING BUCKETS
You: TWICE.
Stranger: FUCK THAT MAN BRO
Stranger: YEAH
You: FUCK
You: FEELS GOOD MAN
Stranger: AWWW YEAH
You: FUCK
You: SHARK FOOLS DAY
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKZARD IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: YEAAH I SHARKED A LOT OF BUDDIES MAN
You: YEEAAH
You: I PUT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR ASS
You: DUDE
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: SHARK WAS SO CASH
Stranger: FUCK!!
You: FUCK
You: THEY WERE LIKE
You: WTF ARE YOU DOING BRO
You: AND THEN I RAPED THEM
You: FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: AHAHA RAPED THEM LIKE SHARKS!!
You: YEEAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FIVE
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: WOAHAOH
You: RAPED THEM LIKE A FUCKING SHARK
You: IM GNA BE A SHARK TOO MAN
Stranger: YEAAAJ
You: FUCK
Stranger: SHARKAZONED!!
Stranger: BRO
You: IM GNA BE THE FIRST SHARK LIVING ON THE LAND AND THE SEA
You: FUCK
Stranger: I GOTTA GO MAN
You: IM GNA BE SO COOL
You: OK MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: FUCKING SEE YOU DUDE
Stranger: DONT FORGET IT EVER
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
Stranger: REMEMBER ME BRO
You: ILL NEVER FORGET YOU BRO
You: NEVER
Stranger: NEVER MAN
You: FUCKING NEVER MAN
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE TWINS
You: SERIOUSLY NEVER
You: WE ARE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: TWINS LIKE SHARKS
Stranger: WE ARE SHARKS MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME SHARKS
You: SHARKS LIKE TWINS
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: JAWSOME DUDE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BRO
You: FUCK
Stranger: TIME TO SAY BYEBYE
You: DONT LEAVE ME DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: IVE GOT TO DUDE
Stranger: FUCK
You: BYE EVERYBODY
Stranger: EVERYBODY BYE
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS BRO
You: FUCKING GOODBYE
Stranger: FUCK BYE
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK THE SOCIETY
You: FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL
You: FUCK
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: BRO
You: BYE!
Stranger: JAWSOME BYE
You: I LOVE YOU
You: REMEMBER THAT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
You: AND YOULL ACHIEVE ANYTHING
Stranger: I LL DO
Stranger: ILL NEVER FORGET!!
You: ILL BE WATCHING YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER LIKE NOT EVER
Stranger: NEVER!!
Stranger: OKAY BRO!! THANKS MAN
You: NOT FUCKING NEVER DUDE
You: NO PROBLEM MAN
Stranger: ILL SEE U IN MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: I LOVE YOU
You: SHARK AND SHIT
Stranger: BYE I LOVE YOU MAN
You: YEEEAAAAH
Stranger: SHARKS AND PIRATES ROAWWR
You: BYE MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK BVYE
You: PIRATES SHARKS ICELAND
You: PEANUT BUTTER
You: WERE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: SO CLOSE MAN
You: EPIC SHARKS MAN

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:32 schreef Drummer-Itchy het volgende:

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WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ik pis in me broek van het lachen

waar kwam die gast vandaan ??

Op donderdag 2 april 2009 20:19 schreef Siniti het volgende:
Lees onderstaande niet als je je IQ wilt behouden.

SPOILER
Stranger: OHAYO
You: EYOHA
You: WHATS UP DUDE
Stranger: NOTHING MAN
Stranger: WHATS UP WITH YOUUUUUU??
You: IM FUCKING SUPER MAN THANKS FOR ASKING
You: FUCK YEAH MAN HOLLAND JUST WON YESTERDAY WE WERE AWESOME
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: IM COMING TO MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: OH HELL YEAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: MAASTRICHT IS COOL OMG
Stranger: HIGH FIVEE!!
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES WTFOMFGG
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: BUT I LIVE IN AMSTERDAM FUCKING YEEAAAAAAH
You: AWESOME MATE
You: HIIIIGH FIIVE
Stranger: JAWSOME MATE JUST JAWSOME
You: TOTALY.
Stranger: ROAWR!!
You: TO-FUCKING-TALY
Stranger: OWH YEAH!!
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: TOTALY WOOOOH BRO JUST TOTALY MAN
Stranger: YEAH I FEEL FUCKING GREAT MAN
You: FUCKING YES THIS FUCKING SITE IS SO AWESOME
You: IM COMING
You: OH LAWD
Stranger: I CAME BRO
Stranger: I FUCKING CAME
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Stranger: TWICE MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: I CAME MULTIPLE TIMES
Stranger: WTFOZMG
Stranger: YEAH BRO THATS IT
You: MAN HOW AWESOME CAN ONE BE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE U ARE SO AWESOME LIKE JAWSOME MAN
You: IF I STAY ON THIS SITE A BIT LONGER MY BODY IS GONNA EXPLODE
Stranger: LIKE A BIG STRONG SHARK!!
You: THATS HOW AWESOME THIS SHIT IS
Stranger: SHARK!!!!
You: SHAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK !! JAWSOME MAN
You: SUCK MY DIIIICK ITS A SHARK
Stranger: LIKE THE ONE IN JAAAW
Stranger: SHAAARK
You: WOOOOOH
You: LIONS OWN SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEAH LION KING
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: BUT MUSAFA DIED
Stranger: LION KING MAN
You: I CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BABY BRO
Stranger: NO MAN HE LIVES IN OUR HEARTS
You: FUCKING SAD
Stranger: ME TOO BRO THATS FINE
You: YEA THATS TRUE
You: ILL NEVER FORGET HIM
Stranger: NEVER DUDE
Stranger: NEVER
You: FUCK NO
Stranger: BRO I LOVE YOU
Stranger: TRULY
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: I LOVE EVERYONE
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: THATS MY BRO
You: WOOOOOOH
You: FUCKING LOVE YOU
Stranger: LIKE A SHARK
You: YEEEEAAAAAAH
You: JAWSOME MATE
You: JAWSOME.
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME
You: AND ALL IN ALL
You: WERE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
You: FUCK SOCIETY MATE
Stranger: GIVE ME UR MSN DUDE
Stranger: I LOVE U MAN
You: FUCCCK
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: SHIT FUCK
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: FUCK SHARK
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
You: YEAH FUCK EM
You: FUCKING SOCIETY
You: ANARCHY FUCK YEAH
You: I LOVE PIRATES
Stranger: YEAH AND NINJAS
You: FUCKING YEAH
You: NINJAS FUCK
Stranger: NINJAS ARE PIRATES OF THE ASIANATION
You: YEEEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: WHEN I GROW UP IM GONNA BE A NINJAPIRATE
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES!!
You: WOOOOH
Stranger: WHEN I GROW UP ILL BE A FUCKING SHARK MAN
You: A FUCKING SHARK!?!?!?
You: WOOOOAW
You: FUCKING AWESOME BRO
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: JAAAAWSOME
Stranger: AND BRO
You: YOU GNA BE FUCKING EATING FISH AND SHIT?
Stranger: IM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK
Stranger: U WANT SOMETHING TOO???
You: YES THANKS BRO
You: PLEASE SOMEWHISKEY
Stranger: NO MAN IM GONNA EAT MODELS LIKE KATE MOSS
You: NOT SHAKEN BUT STIRRED
Stranger: OK ILL LOOK FOR SOME WHISKEY
You: KATE MOSS HAS NO MEAT BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK BRO
Stranger: BE RIGHT BACK
You: BETTER EAT FATTER BITCHES
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: FUCKING FAT BTICHES MAN
Stranger: WAIT A SEC BRO
Stranger: IM FUCKING THIRSTY
Stranger: SHOUTING MAKES THIRSTY
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: FUCKING YES ILL WAIT ONE SEC
You: HIGH FIVE DUDE
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: IVE GOT ONLY TEQUILA RIGHT HERE
Stranger: WANT SOME BRO?!?! FUCKING TEQUILA MAN
Stranger: U KNOW BRO LICK IT DRINK IT EAT IT MAN
You: FUCK ARE YOU BACK
You: SORRY MAN I DIDNT SEE YOU
You: TEQUILA???
You: AWESOME
Stranger: JUST JAWSOME MAN
You: TEQUILA IS LIKE GOD
You: ONLY BETTER
You: BUT U CANT EAT TEQUILA MATE
You: SERIOUSLY ITS A DRINK
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
You: U CANT EAT A DRINK
Stranger: IM EATING IT RIGHT NOW
You: U CAN ONLY DRINK A DRINK\
You: ITS LIKE LIQUID AND SHIT
Stranger: BUT U CAN EAT SHIT BRO
Stranger: I SWEAR TO FUCKING JESUS
You: YEEEAH
You: SHIT TASTE SWWWEEEEET
You: FUCKING SWEET
Stranger: SHIT IS FUCKING JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS!!!
You: YEAH TOTALY DUDE
You: AND LIONS FUCK
You: YEAH
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR MATE
You: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
Stranger: WAIT BRO I DROPPED MY IPHONE
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: HOLD THE LION BRO
You: FUCKING OK
Stranger: HOLD THE FUCKING JAWSOME LION
You: FUCK OFF LION FUCK
Stranger: I GOT IT MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
You: GREAT
You: NOW GET IN THE CAR
You: GET IN THE FUCKING FUCKER CAR
You: FUCK YEAH WE DID IT
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!
You: FUCKING PUSSY LION
Stranger: SAVED THIS ONE BRO!!
You: YEA
Stranger: FUCKING FUCKED LION BRO
Stranger: NOTHING LIKE A SHARK
You: NOO TRUE
You: BUT SHARKS ARE LIKE ONLY IN THE WATER THEY ARE PUSSYS TOO
Stranger: YEAH INDEED BRO
You: REAL MEN GO IN THE WATER AND LAND AND SHIT
Stranger: FUCK SHARKS
You: FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AND IN TO THE AIR BRO
Stranger: LIKE FUCKING DUCKS MAN
You: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
You: DUCKS
You: FUCK YEAH DUCKS
You: DUCKS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
Stranger: THEY ARE MIGHTY MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: JUST FUCKING FUCKER AWESOME DUDE
You: U KNOW MATE
Stranger: I KNOW IT BRO
You: ONCE I SAW DUCKS DOING STAND UP COMEDIAN
Stranger: OF COURSE I KNOW CAUSE
Stranger: DUCKS ARE FUCKING GREAT
You: OH LORD IT WAS FUNNY
You: IT WAS LIKE ONE DUCK RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI BRO !! I WANT A DUCKBITCH MAN
Stranger: FOR DOGGYSTYLE
You: AT THE OTHER SIDE THERES LIKE OTHER DUCKS
You: LIKE TEN DUCKS RIGHT
Stranger: NO WAI!! THATS HILARIOUS BRO
You: THEN THAT ONE DUCK QUACKS
Stranger: NO WAI
You: ALL THE FUCKING DUCKS GO FUCKING NUTS
Stranger: YEAH BRO
You: RUNNING QUACKING EVERYTHING
Stranger: LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!
You: MATE THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING EPIC
You: PEANUT BUTTER!?!?!
Stranger: YEAH MAN
You: YEAH FUCK WHO DOESNT
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: WOOOOOOAH
Stranger: ROAAWWR
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE!!
Stranger: TRULY MAN
You: EPIC SHIT DUDE
Stranger: YEAAH
You: PEANUT BUTTER DUCKS
You: I WISH THEY EXIST
You: BUT THEY DONT
Stranger: THEY DO MAN
Stranger: THEY DO
You: WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN BRO
Stranger: IN ICELAND
You: ICELAND!?!?
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
Stranger: YES MAN
You: ICELAND IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: ICELAND IS REALLY HOT
Stranger: LIKE A BITCH
You: YEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME BRO
You: FUCKING VOLCANOS AND HSIT AND STUFF
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: TOTALY JAWSOME
You: ICELAND GOT EVERYTHING
Stranger: AND HOT WATER OUTTA THE EARTH LIKE WTF?!?!
You: I MEAN REALY EVERYTHING
Stranger: EVERYTHING MAN
Stranger: YEAAAAH
You: FUCKING CHOCOLOATE TIGER
You: I SAW IT MAN
You: I SWEAR
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: I ATE THEM MAN
You: YOU FUCKING DID
You: WAS IT SWEET HOW WAS IT?
Stranger: I FUCKING DID MAN
Stranger: IT WAS LIKE
Stranger: EATING A CHOCOLATE DOG MAN
You: I JUST SAW THEM I DIDNT WANT TO EAT I WASNT HUNGRY
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD
You: MAN ICELAND ROCKS
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE U GOTTA EAT ONE
Stranger: MAN ICELAND IS JAWSOME LIKE SHARKS AND PIRATES
You: YEEEEAAAH
You: I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!!
You: IF AN ICELANDIC SHARK BECAME A PIRATE
Stranger: NO WAI DUDE IT WOULD BE THE FUCKING END OF US ALL
You: AND THAT SHARK WOULD HAPPEN TO LOVE PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: IT WOULD BE LIKE
You: YEAH SOME TIHNG LIKE THAT SHIT
Stranger: A FUCKING DOG WITH A CAT IN THE ARSE AND A PIRATE RAPING IT WITH GLASSES OF FUCKING BLACK GOLD
You: FUCKING A
Stranger: U KNOW BRO?!
You: YEA
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: I SAW THAT ONCE
You: ONLY THERE WAS A FUCKING SHARK INVOLVED
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: I DONT KNOW WTF
Stranger: WTF!!!
You: THE SHARK WAS ON THE FUCKING LAND
Stranger: OMGHZOMF
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE
You: BUT HES A SEAANIMAL RIGHT
You: SO HE DIED
You: AND I LOLD SO I PEED ON HIM
Stranger: ROTOFL MAAAN
You: MAN IT FELT GOOD
Stranger: DUDE HIGHFIVE!!
You: HIGHFIVE MAN
Stranger: OF COURSE IT DIIID
You: YEEEAH
Stranger: JAWSOME MAN
Stranger: BRO BRO
You: JAWSOME TO THE BONE
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU MAN?!?!
Stranger: TO THE FUCKING MARROW MAN
You: IM LIKE FUCKING EIGHTEEN AND SHIT
You: EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS
You: I FEEL LIKE IM GOD
You: THATS HOW AWESOME FUCK
Stranger: WTF LOL IM FUCKING RAPED NINETEEN YEARS OLD BRO I FEEL LIKE DYING BECAUSE OF MY AGE IM SO FUCKING SHARKOLD
You: WTF UR FUCKING OLD MAN
You: DONT DIE
You: U CAN DO IT JUST LIVE DUDE
Stranger: IM NOT GONNA DIE TILL I FUCKING RAPED A SHARK MAN
You: BUT FUCKING NINETEEN WTF
Stranger: YEAH MAN THATS LIKE FOREVER
You: FUCKING YES
You: LIFE GOALS
You: THATS WHAT A MAN NEEDS
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: WHAT A REAL MAN NEEDS
Stranger: FUCKING REAL MAN LIKE A SHARK
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKS AND DUCKS
You: AND PEANUT BUTTER
Stranger: YEAH AND PIRATES MAN
Stranger: NETHERLAND PIRATES
You: I WILL NEVER DIE
Stranger: WITH BOATS
Stranger: NEVER!!
You: I HAVE TO FUCKING RAPE AN ICELANDIC DUCK FIRST
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: U KNOW WHAT TO DO BRO
You: WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DICK
Stranger: U JUST KNOW IT
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAAAAWSOME MAAAAN
You: IT WILL FEEL FUCKING GOOD
Stranger: HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
You: I KNOW IT
You: JAWSOME
You: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FUCKING FIVE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO!! FUCKING HIGH
You: WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER DUDE
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCK SOCIETY SHARKS AND DUCKS
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE REAL BROS
You: THATS WHERE ITS AT
Stranger: FUCK IT
You: AND FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL MAN
Stranger: FUCK EM!!
You: WE COULD BE FUCKING TWINS
Stranger: DO IT MAN
You: YEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: TWINS BRO
You: I WILL FUCKING PENETRATE EVERYONE
Stranger: !!!
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: LETS
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: SOCIETY FUCKS
You: FUCK
Stranger: DOUBLE TEAM THEM
Stranger: IN THE ASS
You: FUCK THE INTERNETS
You: YEEEAAAAAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS MAN
Stranger: FUCK OMEGLE
You: FUCKING FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCKING FUCK FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING FUCK THEM
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: YEAAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK MAN
You: FUCKING THEM
Stranger: U GOT MSN BRO?!?!?!
You: DUDE WTF
You: LIKE FUCKING MSN
You: I DO MAN
Stranger: YEAH MSN FUCKS HARD
You: BUT ITS LIKE MY FUCKING NAME
Stranger: GIEF IT TO ME BRO!
You: I REMAIN ANONYMOUS
Stranger: ILL ADD YOU MAN
You: OR I WILL DIE DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO U WONT DUDE
Stranger: I SWEAR TO THE SHARK
You: FUCK I WILL
You: THIS DUCK TOLD ME
You: HES THE FUCKING ORACLE
Stranger: FUCK MAN
Stranger: ANON FUCKS IT ALL MAN
Stranger: /B/ IS WATCHING US MAN
You: I HAVE TO FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER AND SHIT
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK OFF /B/
You: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY ASS MAN
You: GET OUT DUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER DUCK I AINT IT
Stranger: FUCK DUCK
You: FUCKFUCKFUCK
You: NIGGERFUCKDICKAIDS
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN
You: THIS DUCK
You: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
You: HE TRIES TO FUCK ME UP LIKE REALY FUCK ME UP
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE CAR!
You: FUCKING SHIT
You: HE BURNED MY CAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: FUCK THIS FUCKING DUCK
You: FUCK DUCKS
You: FUCK EM ALL
Stranger: GET ON MY SKATEBOARD DUDE
You: YEAAA
You: FUCKING THANKS MAN
You: FUCK YEAH SKATEBOARDS
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SKATEBOARDS MAN
You: FUCKING YEAAH
Stranger: LIKE GRINDING ON SHIT
You: YEEAAAH
You: TONY HAWK AND SHIT
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK TONY HAWK IS GAY
Stranger: TONY HAWK IS OLD MAN
You: HES LIKE WEARING PINK AND SHIT
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: SHARKS
You: YEAH SHARKS
You: TONY HAWK IS A FUCKING SHARK
Stranger: SHAARKS
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: A SHARK
You: THE HAWK PART IS JUST DISTRACTION
You: FUCKING PUSSY
Stranger: YEAHHAWKSHARK DONT EXIST
Stranger: HAWKSHARKS SUCKS
You: WHY NOT CALL YOURSELF FUCKING TONY SHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: OR
Stranger: SHARK SHARK
Stranger: TONY IS ALSO FAKE
Stranger: BRO
You: YEAAAAAH
Stranger: FAKE MAN
You: YEA I KNOW DUDE
You: I SAW IT ON THE INTERNETS
You: FUCKING FUCK INTERNETS
Stranger: INTERNETS TELLS THE TRUTH MAN
You: YEAH
You: THE INTERNETS NEVER LIES
You: NEVER I TELL YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER MAN
Stranger: ALWAYS THE HARD KNOCKING OUT TRUTH!!
You: YEA
You: FUCKING YES
You: THE TRUTH
You: ITS RIGHT FUCKING HERE
You: FUCK BOOKS
You: FUCK THE TV
You: ITS ALL LIES
You: FUCKING INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH
Stranger: FUCK BOOKS MAN
Stranger: CUM ON THEM
Stranger: FUCK IT YEAH
You: YEAH DUDE
Stranger: INTERNETS IS THE TRUTH MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKBOOKS
You: THE INTERNETS ARE SO AWESOME I CAME
You: FUCK
You: SHARKBOOKS ARE BOOKS TOO
You: FUCKING LAME
You: SHARKINTERNETS
You: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: SHARKINTERNETS
Stranger: YEAAAAH
Stranger: LIKE
You: PEANUT BUTTER SHARKS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger: SHARKCHAN
Stranger: AND
Stranger: SHARKOOGLE
Stranger: AND SHARKAZON
You: CAN THERE BE ANY BETTER SOURCE OF TRUTH?
You: YEEAH DUDE
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: GRAND THEFT SHARK 5
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING FUCK FUCK
Stranger: WORLD OF SHARKS MAN
You: YEAH
Stranger: COUNTERSHARK
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: SHARKS FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: APOCALYPSE SHARK!
You: SHIT
You: FUCKING GOOD MOVIE
Stranger: SHIT MAN
Stranger: YEAH DUDE
You: FUCKING SHARKS AND SHIT
Stranger: I SAW IT YESTERDAY
Stranger: YEAH AND SHARKS
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE TO IT BRO
You: I SAW THE FUCKING SHARK HUNTER DUDE
You: THEY HUNT LIKE FUCKING SHARKS
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: NO WAI MAN
Stranger: LIKE SHARKS?!
You: SHARK DE NIRO MATE
You: HES FUCKING GOD
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FUCK SHARK WALKEN
Stranger: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK MAN
You: FUCK EM ALL
You: AL SHARK IS GOD
You: SHARK DE NIRO IS GOD
You: FUCK THE REST
You: FUCKING YEEEAAAH
Stranger: FUCK IT MAN YEAH
You: SHARK FLOYD FUCK YEAH
You: FUCKING YES
Stranger: YES!!!
You: DAVID SHARK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: FUCK
You: SHARK HENDRIX
You: FUCK
Stranger: YEAH!!
Stranger: FUCK
You: I CAME
Stranger: I CAME TWICE BRO
You: I CAME FUCKING BUCKETS
You: TWICE.
Stranger: FUCK THAT MAN BRO
Stranger: YEAH
You: FUCK
You: FEELS GOOD MAN
Stranger: AWWW YEAH
You: FUCK
You: SHARK FOOLS DAY
You: FUCK YEAH
You: SHARKZARD IS FUCKING GREAT
Stranger: YEAAH I SHARKED A LOT OF BUDDIES MAN
You: YEEAAH
You: I PUT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR ASS
You: DUDE
Stranger: NO WAY BRO
You: SHARK WAS SO CASH
Stranger: FUCK!!
You: FUCK
You: THEY WERE LIKE
You: WTF ARE YOU DOING BRO
You: AND THEN I RAPED THEM
You: FUCKING SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Stranger: AHAHA RAPED THEM LIKE SHARKS!!
You: YEEAH
Stranger: HIGH FIVE BRO
You: HIGH FIVE
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: YEAAAH
Stranger: WOAHAOH
You: RAPED THEM LIKE A FUCKING SHARK
You: IM GNA BE A SHARK TOO MAN
Stranger: YEAAAJ
You: FUCK
Stranger: SHARKAZONED!!
Stranger: BRO
You: IM GNA BE THE FIRST SHARK LIVING ON THE LAND AND THE SEA
You: FUCK
Stranger: I GOTTA GO MAN
You: IM GNA BE SO COOL
You: OK MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: FUCKING SEE YOU DUDE
Stranger: DONT FORGET IT EVER
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
Stranger: REMEMBER ME BRO
You: ILL NEVER FORGET YOU BRO
You: NEVER
Stranger: NEVER MAN
You: FUCKING NEVER MAN
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE TWINS
You: SERIOUSLY NEVER
You: WE ARE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: TWINS LIKE SHARKS
Stranger: WE ARE SHARKS MAN
Stranger: JAWSOME SHARKS
You: SHARKS LIKE TWINS
Stranger: YEAAAH
You: JAWSOME DUDE
Stranger: HIGH FIVE
You: HIGH FIVE
Stranger: IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BRO
You: FUCK
Stranger: TIME TO SAY BYEBYE
You: DONT LEAVE ME DUDE
You: FUCK
Stranger: IVE GOT TO DUDE
Stranger: FUCK
You: BYE EVERYBODY
Stranger: EVERYBODY BYE
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNETS BRO
You: FUCKING GOODBYE
Stranger: FUCK BYE
You: FUCK EM
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK THE SOCIETY
You: FUCK IT ALL
Stranger: FUCK EM ALL
You: FUCK
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: BRO
You: BYE!
Stranger: JAWSOME BYE
You: I LOVE YOU
You: REMEMBER THAT
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
You: AND YOULL ACHIEVE ANYTHING
Stranger: I LL DO
Stranger: ILL NEVER FORGET!!
You: ILL BE WATCHING YOU BRO
Stranger: NEVER LIKE NOT EVER
Stranger: NEVER!!
Stranger: OKAY BRO!! THANKS MAN
You: NOT FUCKING NEVER DUDE
You: NO PROBLEM MAN
Stranger: ILL SEE U IN MAASTRICHT NEXT YEAR
You: I LOVE YOU
You: SHARK AND SHIT
Stranger: BYE I LOVE YOU MAN
You: YEEEAAAAH
Stranger: SHARKS AND PIRATES ROAWWR
You: BYE MAN
You: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK BVYE
You: PIRATES SHARKS ICELAND
You: PEANUT BUTTER
You: WERE THIS CLOSE
Stranger: SO CLOSE MAN
You: EPIC SHARKS MAN

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Stranger: lo m8
You: how are you ?
Stranger: fine thanks,
Stranger: u?
You: yeah im fine too
You: where you from ?
Stranger: great
Stranger: all of the place u?
You: Jupiter
Stranger: nowayz
You: yeah rly
Stranger: then u should be my neighboor
Stranger: uhm
You: my friends hacked into the earth's internet
Stranger: sw33t
Stranger: wyd he want to do that? the inet's for pr0n, not chattng
Stranger: ;o
You: well as you said, for Earthling's Porn
You: pr0n

You: wtf je zit niet op fok! hoor !! xD
Stranger: dumpert?
Stranger: WTFBBQSAUCE
You: WHAHAHAH ROFLCPTER !!
Stranger: Ohnoeees
Stranger: gamelux?
You: neej Fok!.nl
Stranger: wat is dit n bullshit iets
Stranger: ;/
Stranger: xD
You: whahaha dat ik je gwoon doorhad door dat pr0n

You: ik ga kapot hier hou me muis vast xDxD_O-
Stranger: w00p
Stranger:

Stranger: heyyyy!

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You: Good day.
Stranger: what's your name?
You: My name is Robert Paulson.
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Stranger: YEA RIGHT THERE BABY
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Stranger: imagine blood and feces all over the place
Stranger: goats and pentagrams
Stranger: unicorns and monkeys
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Stranger: hi
You: Oh hey

Op vrijdag 3 april 2009 18:37 schreef Siniti het volgende:

[..]

En een normaal gesprek volgde

Op vrijdag 3 april 2009 18:39 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:

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Stranger: hi
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: i hope
You: I think it;s just fantasy
Stranger: what name is yours
You: Mohammed
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Stranger: 'sup bro
You: yoyo
You: YES WE CAN
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
You: CIA
Stranger: lsa
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:30 schreef Fir3fly het volgende:
Je kunt in plaats daarvan ook gewoon proberen een gesprekje aan te knopen, er zitten af en toe nog best interessante mensen tussen.

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:53 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 02:54 schreef Siniti het volgende:

[..]

Ik had hetzelfde toen ik zei dat ik Mohammed heette

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:02 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Al die Amerikaanse chicks vragen naar mijn facebook of myspace

En dan kom ik aanzetten met mijn hyves, waarbij ik er iedere keer maar bijzet dat het geen ziekte is

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 04:02 schreef Rapaille het volgende:
Al die Amerikaanse chicks vragen naar mijn facebook of myspace

En dan kom ik aanzetten met mijn hyves, waarbij ik er iedere keer maar bijzet dat het geen ziekte is

You: Red Light
Stranger: green light
You: Fleshlight!
Stranger: motherfucker

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 14:57 schreef PierreTT het volgende:
Ik chat met een Nederlands meisje van 15.... wie van jullie is het

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Stranger: hows things
You: great
You: how's your thing?
Stranger: fantastic
You: good, good
Stranger: whats your name?
You: ron
You: yours?
Stranger: jeremy
You: also, where are you from?
Stranger: what a coincidence
Stranger: uk
You: indeed
Stranger: you?
You: that we, of all people meet each other in a random chatting sort of thing
You: the netherlands
You: I always have wanted to go to the UK
You: for the snow, skiing and mountains
Stranger: we dont have snow or mountains
You: so, they lied?
Stranger: big time
You: it's all a lie?
Stranger: yep
You: my dreams have just scattered
Stranger: one massive lie
You: at least I'm baking a cake now
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You: pls w8 a minute
You: have to poop
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Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 15:40 schreef Rasher het volgende:
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You: Frogs
Stranger: Bees
You: Frog eats bees. I win. NEXT ROUND IN
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: Horses
Stranger: Bears
You: Bears brutally slays my little pony. You win. NEXT ROUND IN
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: HUMANS
You: INTERNET
Stranger: NOO!!

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 15:30 schreef Mestras het volgende:
FOK MEET FOK

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Stranger: salaam aleikum
You: Salamilikey
Stranger: greetings from afghanistan
You: greetings from the netherlands
You: do you know the afghanistan top in The hague i was there
Stranger: yeah i heard about it
Stranger: i read about some guy posting pictures of it on twitter lol
Stranger: some politican
You: it was cool, i was on the picture with hillary clinton and mr. karzai
You: which politican
Stranger: i forgot his name
You: say it
Stranger: haha
You: Mr.Verhagen maybe
Stranger: yes that's him!
Stranger: yeah funny guy
You: he is from the netherlands
You: i follow him too
Stranger: yeah i know
You: MaximeVerhagenIk heb vertrouwen in een positieve afloop van de top. Dat is de NAVO: veel praten maar uiteindelijk overeenstemming.
Stranger: ow you follow him..
You: sometimes he is scary
Stranger: hmm so he had confidence in a good end of the conference right?
You: yes he said, maybe we must kill karzai, it´s better for afghanistan
Stranger: no i doubt he would say that
Stranger: because then the dutch troops would get raped in uruzgan
You: he said it only to me
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: did he also said
Stranger: why the weather in holland sucks
Stranger: or why you cant buy mushrooms anymore!
You: that´s so not true, yesterday it was sunny here and 25 degrees celcius
Stranger: no it was 20 degrees
Stranger: leugenaar!
Stranger: hahaha
You: nooo +p
You: are you dutch too
Stranger: well i practise my dutch with some of the soldiers staying here
You: how did you knew it was 20 degrees
Stranger: nee ok ik ben gewoon nederlands
You: oh kuttekop
Stranger: hahah
You: jij bent zeker van fok
Stranger: hahaa onzin ftw
You: nee het is heel opvoedkundig dit
Stranger: ik heb wel lol ja
You: zeg je altijd dat je uit afghanistan komt
Stranger: haha nee
Stranger: alleen deze keer zomaar
Stranger: ik weiger elke keer hi te zeggen
Stranger: dus ik heb verschillende varianten
Stranger: zoals
You: ja das zo afstandelijk
Stranger: sie germans are coming
Stranger: die zeg ik ook graag
Stranger: breek je het ijs mee weetjewel
You: die doet het goed bij de meeste of nietr haha
Stranger: haha iedereen vraagt of ik dan uit germany kom

Stranger: ik neem aan dat jij ook van fok bent
You: jazeker, wat een toeval weer he
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Stranger: ah lol
You: meeeh �P wie ben jij dan ik ben tong ken je die
Stranger: hahaha geen kans datje tong bent
Stranger: tong is bezig met topics openen
You: ik ben tong
Stranger: als je tong bent maak je nue en reactie aan bij het onz topic over omegle
You: Ik noem een Loekie Knol, een Jaap Stobbe, een Brammetje Biesterveld.
Stranger: maak je een reactie aan... is dat nl

Stranger: zegt mij nik stranger
You: plaats is een reacite dan bij dat topic
Stranger: ik heba l meerdere reacties daarzo
Stranger: maja ik beweer niet dat ik iemand ben

You: ik heb daar ook reacties
Stranger: nee ok ik ben shizzle_nizzle
You: en ik sta in de top van de xfactor prono mwhaha

Stranger: haha nee serieus
Stranger: mag je bestw el weten
You: ik ga ons hele gesprek posten
You: shizzle nizzle ik ken je toch niet

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 15:32 schreef Ollie_Williams het volgende:

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Mijn langste tot nu toe.

Op zaterdag 4 april 2009 19:27 schreef veda het volgende:
Dat kostte me toch zeker een half uur programmeren

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 11:53 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:
Ik heb een FOK!ker

Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:14 schreef Stoeprand het volgende:

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Vertel

Copy pasten!

Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:16 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Flashwin, maar het was niet een echt een postwaardig gesprek

You: Boo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: netherlands
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You: hello
Stranger: how ya doing
You: how ya doing
Stranger: i'm just fine, and you?
You: i'm just fine, and you?
Stranger: are you copying every word i'm writing?
You: are you copying every word i'm writing?
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:17 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: zimbabwe
You: you?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: netherlands
You: IK OOK
MUAHAHHA

Stranger: hello
You: Hello stranger!
You: Who are you?
Stranger: i'm Obina
You: Obama? Like, the president of the USA?
Stranger: no, Obina, a brazilian footbal player
You: No but Obama won the elections
Stranger: i know it
You: He is the president now, Obama isn't a footbal player
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You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: Shoe on head?
Stranger: always
You: ok, good
You: I wear mine too
Stranger: and a glove on my foot
You: No
Stranger: why ever not?
You: Thats just plain silly
Stranger: silly schmilly
You: schmilly hilbilly
Stranger: are you making fun of my people?
You: yes
Stranger: *shocked face*
You: your people..?
Stranger: hilbillies
You: Did you buy them?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want one?
You: I wouldn't want them even if they gave me money
Stranger: they could make nice pets
You: Do they make good rugs?
Stranger: yeah but you have to flatten al the inbred out of them first
Stranger: like with a mangle
You: Is that hard? cuz I herd theres a lot of inbred in em
Stranger: you need a few of them to make a decent rug
You: mkay
Stranger: squirrels are cheaper
You: I just don't think hilbillies would fit in my house
Stranger: hmmm.....well maybe a wall hanging then
You: hmmzz, I'll think about it
Stranger: i think it's a solid investment
Stranger: ..........bored now BYE!! x
You: later

You: HAI
Stranger: com esse ingles perfeito deve ser brasileiro -.-
You: SRY I ONLY KNO INTERNET LANGUAGE
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You: HAI
You: U HAV AIDS
You: LOL
Stranger: hi
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You: Hello
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: italy
Stranger: you?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: niiice
You: Muhahaha we beat you on the UEFA EURO 2008
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Stranger: hio
You: hello to you good sir
Stranger: and you sir
Stranger: How are you on this fine day
You: very well, very well indeed, thank you for asking
You: how are you today good sir?
Stranger: I am impecably fine today, many thanks to you my good sir
You: splendid, just splendid!
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Cup of tea?
Stranger: Biscuit?
You: may i be so rude to ask where you live? ooohhh tea and biscuits would be great!
You: though i'd rather fancy a cucumber sandwich, i will prepare them in a moment
Stranger: I live in the Queens England my good sir, yourself? And let me just call Alfred down to get your tea and sandwhich
You: marvellous idea old chap! I live in the Netherlands
Stranger: Wonderful!
You: though i have been in australia once, astonishing isn't it!
Stranger: Indeed it is
You: would you like some sugar in your Earl Grey sir?
Stranger: I would very kindly sir
You: very good, very good indeed! so what were we discussing old sport?
Stranger: We were discussing polo my gentlemen
You: ah yes, Polo! i would say it's a titanic sport isn't it?! Watching the chaps and their equine companions
Stranger: Indeed, nothing like a day on the green watching the sport
You: magnificent!
Stranger: Rather!
You: are you joining the Rotary today sir?
Stranger: Unfortunatly i can not, i have a meeting with the prince
You: Utterly disappointing, the rotary has sumptuous surroundings!
You: I insist you join me to the rotarty
You: *rotary
Stranger: I shall try old bean but one can't be 100% on canceling pre made plans
You: pity! well you'd better get in tiptop shape for your meeting with the princed
You: if you will excuse me, i need to fetch a cab for my meeting with the rotary
Stranger: indeed i had, so i had best be off
Stranger: Pleasure speaking to you again old bean
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You: goodbye!

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Stranger: hate
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Stranger:

You:

D
Stranger: ...
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You: the stiff one
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Stranger: what do u think of donald duck?
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You: donald duck never has luck
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Stranger: but if he had luck
Stranger: would it have changed the whole story?
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Stranger: i assume donald duck is gay
Stranger: and daisy is just a lie
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:09 schreef PierreTT het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:33 schreef Saaaar het volgende:
You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

Hee Veda!
Waarom rickrollde je mij en ging je meteen weer weg?
Dacht ik eindelijk iemand die niet zo serieus was te hebben ontmoet...

Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:09 schreef Somesomg het volgende:
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm good
You: is this one of those chatrobot-programs?
Stranger: i think
You: so your responses are scripted?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: where you from?
You: USA
Stranger: oohh
You: but I'm still not convinced
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: for all I know, this could be a scripted conversation
You: and I would be talking to a computer program
You: that would be useless
You: convince me you are human
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are u?
You: I'll tell you nothing until you've convinced me you're human
Stranger: how??
Stranger: i'm homan
Stranger: *human
You: hm... good question
You: do something only a human could do
Stranger: its serious
Stranger: i go to the beach
You: well... computers couldn't go to the beach
You: the sand, and water, and salt
You: it would destroy their circuits
You: but I'm still not convinced
Stranger: of course
You: what else do you do?
Stranger: but i go
You: human things?
Stranger: i'm studant
Stranger: and u?
You: computers can learn... so technically they can be students
You: I'm a programmer, so I should know
Stranger: noo
You: no?
You: I really am a programmer
Stranger: noo, its right
Stranger: but i'm human
You: you still haven't convinced me
Stranger: tell me, how old r u?
You: give me proof
You: I am 22 years old
Stranger: so
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 17
You: how much is 17 computer years in human years?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: i'm only human
You: hm....
You: maybe you are, maybe you are not
You: I am still not certain
Stranger: i don't speak english very good
Stranger: so, i'm human
Stranger:

You: your english is good enough... grammatical, spelling and lexical flaws are to be expected in scripted responses
You: programs are in no way perfect
Stranger: oh my God
You: oooh, that is a truly human charasteristic
Stranger: do u playing with me?
You: believing in a divine entity
You: I am just trying to figure out if I am talking to a real person or not
You: like I said, for all I know, you could be a computer program
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but not
You: so you really are human?
Stranger: yes
Stranger:

You: okay, let's continue on the premise that I believe you
You: what are your hobbies?
Stranger: listen to music and study, and sleep
Stranger: and u?
You: program, read, dancing, that sort of stuff
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: i like mcfly, the donnas, red hot, blink and others
Stranger: do u like?
You: drum and bass, techno, progressive
You: that sort of stuff
Stranger: i play bass
You: cool
You: how do you do that?
Stranger: i don't know speak
You: I mean
You: do you have robot fingers that you use to manipulate the strings on an actual guitar, or do you just skip that and synthesize the sounds directly?
Stranger: i think i synthesize the sounds directly
You: that would be more efficient, and a good programmer strives for efficiency
You: so it would be logical for you to do that, yes
You: but how do you deal with the whole creativity part?
You: inherently, that's an alien concept to you
You: so do you just copy the work of other, human, artists and reconfigure it enough so that it sounds original?
Stranger: ohh yes
Stranger: i don't undersant this very much
You: or do you randomly string sounds together, hoping for a good mix?
Stranger: well, i only play with the music
You: I feel like I'm not using my time properly by talking to a pre-scripted computerprogram...
Stranger: do u don't believe that i'm human?
You: I almost did, but then you said certain things that made me believe you are not
Stranger: its serious, i'm human
Stranger: but i don't speak english very good
Stranger: so, i speak little things
You: it's not about your level of english
You: in fact
You: your level of english supports my theory that you are in fact a prescripted program
You: because those programs can never deal with real, human interaction very well, and therefor, make mistakes
You: if your english was flawless, I would've been convinced you're human
Stranger: i'm understand your question
Stranger: but its serious thet i'm human
Stranger: but you don't believe in me
Stranger: so, i need to go now
You: say hi to your programmer for me
You: oh, one more thing
You: before you go
You: is your name Hal?
Stranger: my name is maiara, i'm 17 years old, i'm live in brazil, and i'm student
You: ah, okay, too bad
You: because Hal is a really famous computer program, artifical intelligence
You: would've been cool if you were that
You: artificial*
Stranger: ok, i need to go now
Stranger: bye
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:25 schreef Daniane het volgende:
Stranger: hii
You: hi

You: do you know meatspin?
Stranger: no
You: www.meatspin.com
You: its hilarious
Stranger: :p
You:

like it?
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:25 schreef Daniane het volgende:
Stranger: hii
You: hi

You: do you know meatspin?
Stranger: no
You: www.meatspin.com
You: its hilarious
Stranger: :p
You:

like it?
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Stranger: where are you from?
You: the lowlands
Stranger: england?
You: almost
Stranger: ireland?
You: cold
You: england was warmer
Stranger: Wales?
You: warmer but england was warmer
Stranger: scotland
You: Wale sis not low by the way, full of mountains and hills
Stranger: it has to be scotland
You: same for scotland
Stranger: wow i am very stupid..
You: england was your best guess but still incorrect
Stranger: i abandon
Stranger: i dont know it..
You: just look at a map
Stranger: i cant find it!
You: a map on the web
Stranger: yes i know.. but i cant find it on the map
You: do not give up
You: (you got a map of europe do you?)
Stranger: give a hint
You: europe is the hint
Stranger: yeah i already knew that
Stranger: i give up
You: close to england not scotland or wales, ca not be that difficult
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: wait
Stranger: is it lower than england?
You: yet it is lower and it is closer to england than to wales and scotland
Stranger: it is not england?
Stranger: not in england?
You: true, it is not england
Stranger: not in great-brittain i mean
You: yrue, not scotland, not wales, not england so not in the UK
You: *true
Stranger: is it across the Channal?
You: true
Stranger: France
You: no
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Belgium?
You: no
Stranger: the Netherlands?
You: yes
Stranger: omg ik kom ook uit nederland
You: took you guite a long time but you found otu eventually
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Deze gaat op FOK
Stranger: nooooo
You: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Stranger: hahahhaa dit is echt te grappig

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You: i have aids
You: what kind of disease do you have
Stranger: oh well, last I heard I can't contract it over the internet
Stranger: I have Ebola
You: Awsome
You: that makes us friends
Stranger: thanks
You: Where you from
Stranger: Lets see how many times it takes you to guess
Stranger: I'll give you hints
You: 4chan ?
Stranger: nope
You: damn
You: then id have no clue
Stranger: It's in the western hemisphere
You: No clue
Stranger: There are a lof pigs here
You: I hate guessing games
Stranger: ok, fair enough
Stranger: you're gonna die soon of aids, I shouldn't make you guess
You: true
Stranger: and who knows I might die of ebola before I get to tell you
You: haha
Stranger: I'm from Iowa
You: ah America
You: land of the not so free people
You: IR says Hi to you from zeh Netherlands
Stranger: Zat is very Nize!
You: So which forum brought you here
Stranger: I think I have ancestors there
You: hmm
Stranger: I friend showed this to me yesterday
Stranger: we were playing old school video games
You: most of the people here come from 4chan or shit like that haha
Stranger: super marios brothers!
You: yeh id hope you still have your nintendo
You: the grey box
You: haha
Stranger: yes, well, I we never very good
Stranger: I've had ebola for a very long time, and I could never make the controller work very well
You: hmm
You: My aids made my hands so skinny I can almost not write anymore
You: or type on the keyboard
You: I use voice recognition now
Stranger: hmm...I thought I heard an accent
You: awsome technology
Stranger: no kidding! sorry my accent is boring
You: hmm
Stranger: so I just type
You: So hows the weather compared to your ebola virus
You: lol
Stranger: there was a snow storm yesterday!
You: snow..
Stranger: and I wanted to cry more than when I got the ebola virus
You: hmm
You: First I thought you were being a liar
Stranger: and you? is the weather better than aids?
You: but I checked
You: the weather is indeed shitty over there
Stranger: hahaha!
You: Well is 13 degrees celcius good at 22:25 in the evening ?
You: I'd say yes
Stranger: I'd say yes too
You: Hell it's better then what youve got over there
You: + I can smoke pot
Stranger: How did you get aids?
You: err I meen weed
You: I got it when I fell from my bike on the street
Stranger: yikes
You: The streets are full of corpses.. I just had to land with my open wound on some of the corpses which had the aids virus
You: Well actually I first got the wound from falling onto the street.. and then my wound came in contact with the corpse
You: That's how I should explain it
Stranger: I didn't know zombies could have aids...
Stranger: because that's the only way to explain the corpses
You: hmm i dont know either
You: im no doctor
Stranger: what ARE you then?
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You: that looks pretty much like me
Stranger: awww...what a shame you have aids...you're a real looker!
You: and you ?
Stranger:

Stranger: that's what i look like
You: So we look kinda the same like the same ?
Stranger: yeah, crazy!
You: Maybe we are twin brothers.. but with different diseases
You: How old are you ?
Stranger: 24
You: Damn thats the exact same age
Stranger: my long lost twin!
Stranger: I always felt like I was missing something in my life
You: me 2

You: We should buy plane tickets, and start infecting other people
Stranger: and we've found each other before we die!
You: like get together on a quest
Stranger: good idea
You: take as much people with us
Stranger: where should we start?
You: No idea.. maybe we are planning to fast
You: I think we should start with New York
You: lots of people there
You: always crowded
You: easy to get the infection to be spread
Stranger: I only have 3 months to live, It'll be like a race
Stranger: infect everyone before I die
You: Bill O Reilly or whats his name should go first though
You: So he can't spread negative news about us
Stranger: what should we give him? aids or ebola?
You: how about a mix
You: eboaids
Stranger: I like it!
You: Me 2
Stranger: we'll give ebolaids to everyone
You: We should have ofund eachother much earlier
Stranger: no kidding, but now that we have, we shouldn't waste any time
You: thats true
You: why are we still chatting then
You: we should meet
You: and infect
Stranger: how do we do that?
You: hmm I have no clue yet.. as I said it's going too fast for me
You: The aids virus has braindamaged me
Stranger: one of the unfortunate side effects of having a disease
You: Alot of side effects that normal people with aids don't have for some reason
Stranger: look at that
Stranger: we really are brothers!
You: I <3 you
Stranger: and I <3 you!
Stranger: i feel so fulfulled
You: Me 2.. but what are we going to do
You: We can't keep chatting
You: otherwise we'll die
Stranger: ...there's something I have to tell you
Stranger: brother...you have a sister
You: Oh my
You: Do you have a picture of her
Stranger: well, I do, but there's more to the story
Stranger: she's also 24
Stranger: she also has ebola
You: Damn.. Our family is growing
You: Tell me more
Stranger: not...exactly
You: She died

?
Stranger: no...she's me!
You: Hmm
You: Then maybe I could make love to you, so we can get a child that lives on to spread the disease
You: With both our diseases the proces of getting a baby would go much faster
Stranger: brothers to lovers all in one minute? wow this is going very fast
Stranger: you're right, we don't have much time
You: Well we should have something to look forward to
You: While we are busy with our "Quest"
Stranger: this is true
You: So our son or daughter will rule the world
Stranger: yes! he or she will be immune to the ebolaids!
You: This sounds so good
Stranger: and use it to his or her advantage to bring justice to humanity!
Stranger: mainly death to everyone but a few chosen people
You: Should we also try to get only one skin color left on the earth ?
You: I mean
You: like.. destroying all races
Stranger: actually, I was thinking leaving only one person from each race to make some new and interesting people
You: hmm
You: We have to make slaves first
You: This plan is getting so much bigger
Stranger: and our time is growing shorter!
You: I feel the aids inside me attacking
You: Thats no good sign
Stranger: ok, where do we get slaves for our heir?
You: I'd say we should get our child first to be born. Then to infect every country
You: and die peacefully so our son or daughter can take it on further
Stranger: good plan
You: He or She must fullfill the prophecy
You: That we still have to write
You: Our world doesn't exist yet and all things around it
You: So we are the Gods
You: Basicly we just have to write down every single detail
Stranger: we carry the power of death inside us
You: I think we should meet eachother now
You: and end this conversation
You: to start world domination
Stranger: how do you suggest we do that?
You: I will meet you in New York. When you see people dieing you will find me
You: We always find eachother
Stranger: yes, it was meant to be
You: Nothing can stop us
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you
You: Hope to see you soon
Stranger: where the death is, I will follow
You: bye honey.. its so hard for me to say goodbye for now I will meet you in NY
Kisses yours only.
Stranger: <3

Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:43 schreef SamStar het volgende:
omg had net echt een char ofzo

hij/zij raade echt wel eng alles goed, tot ik vroeg wie het was en toen ging "het" boos weg.
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 00:43 schreef SamStar het volgende:
omg had net echt een char ofzo

hij/zij raade echt wel eng alles goed, tot ik vroeg wie het was en toen ging "het" boos weg.
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You: HAI
Stranger: PEDOBEAT
Stranger: PEDOBEA*
You: FAIL
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: FUFUFUFUFUFU

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Stranger: I just touched myself.
You: wow. i am touching myself.
Stranger: No way
You: indeed. im fucking with you.
You: not litteraly
Stranger: ldo.
Stranger: Ldo.
You: /b/tard?
Stranger: Fuck no
You: WHY NOT
Stranger: They dont believe in me.
Stranger: Better yet
You: dude. you're awesome.
Stranger: They do not believe I exist.
You: Why?
You: You are ze zon of Fritzl
Stranger: Rule 30 apparently.
Stranger: Oh thats nasteh
You: Austalian btard.
Stranger: What, me?
Stranger: Wtf, I just said Im not
Stranger: And Im surely not Australian.
You: jawohl.
Stranger: Nein.
You: oke.
You: hihi
Stranger: FOK.
You: FOK.nl
Stranger: Forum.
You: inderdaad.
Stranger: Oh nee toch h�.
Stranger: Wie nu weer
You: kud he
Stranger: Kut wel.
You: ook nog echt gewoon
You: een nederlander.
You: maarja. +1
Stranger: Wie
Stranger: Ben
Stranger: jij
You: Je ergste nachtmerrie:X
Stranger: Waarom zou ik liegen, du-ude.
Stranger: EN FUCK JOUW RULE 30
You: je had ook kunnen zeggen
You: 人
You: dan dacht ik
You: FREAKIN CHINESE
Stranger: Maar dat doe ik niet.
You: indeed.
Stranger: Nee, Brazilie.
You: wat is uw habitat.
Stranger: Nou, wie ben jij
You: Tja.
You: De ene.
Stranger: oh so funneh.
You: iknow
You: maar
Stranger: Maar
You: ja
You: waar kom je vandaan.
Stranger: Lmfao
Stranger: Hoe kun je dat nu zo ineens vragen
Stranger: Na dit
Stranger: Vanuit het niets
You: indeed. tja
You: kwaliteiten h�.
You: Niet iedereen bezit ze.
Stranger: H�.
You: jij wel natuurlijk
Stranger: Goddamn, je klinkt als mijn broer man
Stranger: Ziek.
You: mysterieuze /b/tard
Stranger: Ik ben geen btard.
Stranger: Im not yo /b/rother.
Stranger: Schei uit
You: Potverredikkeme.
You: maar. je komt duidelijk
You: uit provincie Utrecht.
Stranger: Ja, eigenlijk niet.
You: o.
You: je komt uit
You: Nieuwegein.
Stranger: Maar jij bent overduidelijk niet in staat om er ook maar ��n normale zin uit te krijgen
Stranger: Chapeau hoor.
Stranger: Ja, nee
You: o.
You: kud man
Stranger: Very much so.
You: maar
You: HOEST NOE DOAN.
You: DONDERZ.
Stranger: Ik wist het wel
Stranger: Drenthe!
You: neejo
Stranger: Heus wel.
You: Dat is een van mijn
You: typetjes.
Stranger: Fokusername, nu.
You: ik heb geen Fok
You: ik boycot ze.
Stranger: Wel.
You: Ik kan er wel ��n voor je aanmaken.
Stranger: Ik heb honger.
Stranger: Doeg.

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Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello my child. I am GOD, you may ask me ONE question, GO!
Stranger: Euhm, let me think!

You: Not for too long
You: God is in a hurry
Stranger: Okay, okay.
Stranger: Can you transform me into a fish? 8D
You: I can. But I won't.
Stranger: Why not?
You: That is another question.
Stranger: .. Damn.
You: What kind of fish do you prefer.
Stranger: A goldfish.

You: Dude. You're so Dutch.
Stranger: How do you know?
You: Omdat ik God ben.
Stranger: :")
Stranger: HAHAH. :"D
You: Mensen vinden dit vreemd.
Stranger: Ja, nogal. o.o
You: Maar het is dagelijkse koek.
Stranger: Hoe deed je dat?

You: Tja.
You: Wil je het echt weten.
Stranger: Ja. XD
You: Nou.
You: Alleen Nederlanders hebben goudvissen als dieren.
You: Geen enkel achterlijk volkje heeft die oranje rotbeesten in huis.
Stranger: ... A-ha.

Stranger: Hm.. Indrukwekkend, hoor. 8D
You: Maar voor de rest ben ik gewoon God hoor.
You: Ik weet namelijk ook
Stranger: Okay.

You: Dat je een FOK-account hebt
Stranger: HA, FOUT.

Stranger: Fail, fail.
You: Nee. Ontkennen heeft geen zin.
Stranger: Maar het is zo.
You: God ziet alles.
Stranger: Dan heeft God behoefte aan een betere opticien.

You: Inderdaad. God is oud aan het worden.
Stranger: Dat bedoel ik maar.
You: Ik zie je bijvoorbeeld nu ook niet meer
You: Terwijl ik de hele tijd op u neerkeek.
You: Waar zijt gij onderdaan?
Stranger: Uhm, geen idee.

Stranger: Stiekem sta ik achter je met een bijl.
You: Spreek zijne Goddelijkheid niet tegen.
You: Kan niet. Ik zweef.
Stranger: Dan ZWEEF ik achter je met een bijl.
You: Kan niet. Alleen ik zweef.
You: Sommige beweren dat andere ook zweven.
You: Engeltjes enzovoort.
You: Maar dat is een hoax.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Angels never learn to say goodbyeee. Toevallig.
You: Toevallig is relatief
You: Toeval bestaat niet.
Stranger: Dus jij regelt alles? 8D
You: Nee. Maar in het Grote Natuurwetten Boek
You: Staat beschreven
You: Dat toeval niet bestaat.
Stranger: Hm, op die fiets.
Stranger: Nou, ik vind van wel.
You: Ik cre�rde het, jullie voeren het uit.
You: Niet altijd naar wens.
You: Maar wat kan ik er aan doen.
Stranger: Hm. xD
Stranger: Spijtig.
You: Misschien maar een paar mensen naar Lucifer sturen.
Stranger: Zou wellicht werken.
Stranger: Je kunt 't altijd proberen, h�.
You: Achja. Ik moet die man ook wat mensen gunnen h�.
You: God moet weer verder.
Stranger: Oja, want je had haast, h�.
You: Er zijn door de lengte van die gesprek 2.000 mensen gestorven aan AIDS
You: Reken je dat maar aan.
Stranger: En dat is wel zo sociaal van je. n_n
Stranger: En dat ligt niet aan 't gesprek.
You: Inmiddels 2.200
Stranger: :"D
You: Eerst lang Zimbabwe
Stranger: Jouw schuld, niet de mijne.
You: Daarna via Gambon naar Soedan
Stranger: Je hebt het er maar druk mee..
You: Het gaat u goed trouwe dienaar.
Stranger: Succes ermee. XD
You: Dit gesprek verschijnd straks trouwens op FOK. Kan je het even teruglezen.
Stranger: HAHA. :"D
You: Sp�ter.
Stranger: 'Juus.
You: 2.400...
Stranger: :"D

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You: im from the future
You: i supposed to be in 2009
You: but im stuck with my time machine in 3843
Stranger: you're right
You: shit
You: help me
Stranger: i'm sory
Stranger: how could i help you
You: i dont know
You: i tried to call 911
You: but they laughed at me and called me an epic n00b
Stranger: oh i'm sorry but i gotta goTT really sorry
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You: i have aids
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You: WTF
You: NO I DONT WANT A BAMI WITH TJAPTJOI
You: I WANT FUYUNGHAI
You: what a bad service...
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You: k, if you gonna disconnect me im gonna fall off the roof
Stranger: 19 m portugal
Stranger: u?
You: 16 m spain
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Stranger: hi
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You: you scared me

Stranger: im sorry, i scare my self aswel
Stranger: looking at mirror
Stranger: =(
Stranger: so know you know
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You: FUCK USA
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: You know nothing about the country
You: dude, cool down im just joking
You: im american by myself :/
Stranger: It's governemt is a bloted piece of shit, but like half of the people are cool
Stranger: im from cali
You: virginia
You: haha
Stranger: ehh, that state sucks
Stranger: later
You: well
You: we dont have mexicans here
You: HAH
Stranger: I like mexicans
You: wow
Stranger: what is your problem with mexicans?
You: and you were defending america? :/
You: whats wrong with you man?
Stranger: Mexicans gave us tex-mex food and suicidal tendancys
Stranger: the band
Stranger: What's wrong with me?
You: emo?
Stranger: If you have no mexicans in virginia, then how can you hate them?
You: tv
You:

You: and the internet
You: and south pakr
You: park*
You: k
Stranger: you can only hate that which you truly know, and once you gain understanding into another's situation, you gain insight into their problems
You: okay
Stranger: south park is a comedy, on tv
You: should i hate holland then?
Stranger: it's made by people who want to make dumbasses laugh
You: with their legal drugs and hoes
You: k
Stranger: no, have you ever spoken to someone from holland?
You: dude
You: you are on omegale
You: dont take me serious
Stranger: I was talking with this chick from holland this morning, she was cool
You: really?
Stranger: I know, this is me trolling you with logic
Stranger: dumbass
You: disconnect me now please T.T
Stranger: yeah
You: congrats
Stranger: seriously, mexicans?
Stranger: wtf?
You: Caliboy T.T
Stranger: the game
Stranger: later
You: yay
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You: So
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/USA
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: wat?
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You: Hey Mike
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i seem to have forgotten your name
You: I't me, god
You: *It's
Stranger: oh hi god
Stranger: i haven't talked to you in a while
You: Hello my child
Stranger: why are you on omegle?
You: Because there are no black people on the internet
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you don't like black people?
You: I do, but most of them wine to me about food
You: and I don't like beggars
Stranger: oh i see
You: So I go online and they are not here
You: If they would they could sell their computer for food.
Stranger: oh
You: So there would be no need to wine about it
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: ok ive gotta go have wild sex with prostitutes and kill inisent people
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Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 15:39 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
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You: hi i am searching for people from paupua new guinea
Stranger: how's your search then?
You: i ask you
Stranger: I'm not from new guinea
Stranger: :s
You: shit
You: i need them for an investigation
You: about the evolution of the human specie
Stranger: okay. i know you'll disconnect
Stranger: bye then :|
You: no
You: maybe you arfe from another interesting country
Stranger: philippines, eh?
You: ah they are also on an island
You: they are isolated and that gives a unique evolution of specie
Stranger: why don't you search it on the internet?
Stranger: no idea 'bout what ur talking 'bout
You: are you parents and grandparents also from the philipines
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok that means that your a full philipino
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: hmm?
You: may i ask you some questions,maybe i use them for my promotion to doctor
Stranger: sure
You: u will be on the first page of my lectur
You: e
Stranger: okay then
You: what is the size between your big toe and your second toe
Stranger: just like yours
You: i can use that, because monkeys have a very big distance over there so then i can see the how close yo are to the monkeys
Stranger: ok...hmm. i don't know its perfect size? :s
Stranger: medium? lol
You: ok that is pretty unique, that is probably because all your parents and grandparents were from the same isle
You: that is some great new information for my lecture
Stranger: thank you

You: i think this is big news in the biological world
Stranger: yeah, i think so
Stranger: any questions?
You: well thanks a lot for you information, can i get your name to add to my list of sources (a fake name is allowed)
Stranger: alexandria beatrice angeles
Stranger: that's my real name
You: ok ty
You: i will leave now to find someone from papua new guinea
You: bye bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger:

Stranger: goodluck
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Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 19:14 schreef Kinz het volgende:

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En daar geloofde je iets van?

Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 19:51 schreef Afhaalchinees het volgende:
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Stranger: WILD ZUBAT APPEARED
You: I Choose you! Ratata!
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: Ratata USES QUICK ATTACK
You: IT ISNT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: NO ITS REGULARLY EFECTIVE
Stranger: YOU'RE GOOD
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: RATATA USES TAIL WHIP
You: ZUBATS DEFENSE FELL
Stranger: ZUBAT USED LEECH LIFE
Stranger: WILD ZUBAT DRAINED LIFE FROM RATTATA
You: COME BACK RATATA, THATS ENOUGH
You: I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEY
Stranger: RATTATA USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: thats not possible

You: PIDGEY USED DUST
Stranger: HAH WORD
Stranger: MY BAD
You: BUT HE MISSES
Stranger: ZUBAT CRASHES INTO THINGS
Stranger: BECAUSE HE HAS NO EYES

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Stranger: speak
You: lolz0rs
You: u owned urself
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Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 20:24 schreef ikke043 het volgende:
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Stranger: im 23/f/canada
You: i'm not
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: a broken one:P
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Stranger: come watch me on my site http://sexymichelle.100free.com/webcam/
You: haha

You: hello
Stranger: who?
You: me
Stranger: u???
You: yes, me
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: me too
You: nice
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You: Hi
You: Do you believe in God?
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You: hi
Stranger: 中国？
Stranger: hi
You: no, 3x babi pangang
Stranger: ..
Stranger: you know chinese?
You: yes, delicious food
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Holland, you?
Stranger: china
You: Well, that's far by bicycle!
Stranger: yes
You: Verrekte mongol!
Stranger: mongol is a good place
You: Can you buy there breadjes Bakpao?
Stranger: i dont know
You: maybe in maaskantje?
Stranger: sorry i can help you。。
You: Maybe you can buy there a new postpidgeon?
You: I'm waiting several hours now
Stranger: oh
You: My nasi is getting cold
Stranger: quick eat nasi
You: you have to deliver it, you are the chinese!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will
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You: AIDS is free in Africa
Stranger: u got it
You: So
You: houw bout em people from Texas?
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