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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: belgium (Europe)
You: Youu??
Stranger: i am from china
You: i could of known that
Stranger: why do you add the ( Europe)
You: cause its in europe
You: Duhhh
You: but
You: can i pls have
- 2 bami pangan
- 1 koelojoek
- 3 nasi sambal
a few kroepoek (or something)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: belgium (Europe)
You: Youu??
Stranger: i am from china
You: i could of known that
Stranger: why do you add the ( Europe)
You: cause its in europe
You: Duhhh
You: but
You: can i pls have
- 2 bami pangan
- 1 koelojoek
- 3 nasi sambal
a few kroepoek (or something)
Godverruhdomme!
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Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m holland
You: you ?
Stranger: ik kom ook uit nederland XD
You: FOK! ?
Stranger: nee rot op met die kutsite
You:
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You: hi
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Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m holland
You: you ?
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You: FOK! ?
Stranger: nee rot op met die kutsite
You:
You: What kind of fish do you prefer?
Stranger: goldfishes
Stranger: I dont know other fishes
You: Nederlands?
Stranger: Ja
Hehe, klopt nog ook. Thx Mr. bovenaan de pagina.
Stranger: goldfishes
Stranger: I dont know other fishes
You: Nederlands?
Stranger: Ja
Hehe, klopt nog ook. Thx Mr. bovenaan de pagina.
Ja, dat moet.
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You: So
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You: 14/f/USA
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: wat?
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Stranger: where are u from
You: Tanzania
Stranger: where ?
You: Tanzania
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: you don't know where that is?
Stranger: no
You: Tanzania
Stranger: where ?
You: Tanzania
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: you don't know where that is?
Stranger: no
Ja, dat moet.
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You: Hey Mike
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i seem to have forgotten your name
You: I't me, god
You: *It's
Stranger: oh hi god
Stranger: i haven't talked to you in a while
You: Hello my child
Stranger: why are you on omegle?
You: Because there are no black people on the internet
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you don't like black people?
You: I do, but most of them wine to me about food
You: and I don't like beggars
Stranger: oh i see
You: So I go online and they are not here
You: If they would they could sell their computer for food.
Stranger: oh
You: So there would be no need to wine about it
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: ok ive gotta go have wild sex with prostitutes and kill inisent people
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You: hi i am searching for people from paupua new guinea
Stranger: how's your search then?
You: i ask you
Stranger: I'm not from new guinea
Stranger: :s
You: shit
You: i need them for an investigation
You: about the evolution of the human specie
Stranger: okay. i know you'll disconnect
Stranger: bye then :|
You: no
You: maybe you arfe from another interesting country
Stranger: philippines, eh?
You: ah they are also on an island
You: they are isolated and that gives a unique evolution of specie
Stranger: why don't you search it on the internet?
Stranger: no idea 'bout what ur talking 'bout
You: are you parents and grandparents also from the philipines
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok that means that your a full philipino
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: hmm?
You: may i ask you some questions,maybe i use them for my promotion to doctor
Stranger: sure
You: u will be on the first page of my lectur
You: e
Stranger: okay then
You: what is the size between your big toe and your second toe
Stranger: just like yours
You: i can use that, because monkeys have a very big distance over there so then i can see the how close yo are to the monkeys
Stranger: ok...hmm. i don't know its perfect size? :s
Stranger: medium? lol
You: ok that is pretty unique, that is probably because all your parents and grandparents were from the same isle
You: that is some great new information for my lecture
Stranger: thank you
You: i think this is big news in the biological world
Stranger: yeah, i think so
Stranger: any questions?
You: well thanks a lot for you information, can i get your name to add to my list of sources (a fake name is allowed)
Stranger: alexandria beatrice angeles
Stranger: that's my real name
You: ok ty
You: i will leave now to find someone from papua new guinea
You: bye bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: goodluck
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You: hi i am searching for people from paupua new guinea
Stranger: how's your search then?
You: i ask you
Stranger: I'm not from new guinea
Stranger: :s
You: shit
You: i need them for an investigation
You: about the evolution of the human specie
Stranger: okay. i know you'll disconnect
Stranger: bye then :|
You: no
You: maybe you arfe from another interesting country
Stranger: philippines, eh?
You: ah they are also on an island
You: they are isolated and that gives a unique evolution of specie
Stranger: why don't you search it on the internet?
Stranger: no idea 'bout what ur talking 'bout
You: are you parents and grandparents also from the philipines
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok that means that your a full philipino
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: hmm?
You: may i ask you some questions,maybe i use them for my promotion to doctor
Stranger: sure
You: u will be on the first page of my lectur
You: e
Stranger: okay then
You: what is the size between your big toe and your second toe
Stranger: just like yours
You: i can use that, because monkeys have a very big distance over there so then i can see the how close yo are to the monkeys
Stranger: ok...hmm. i don't know its perfect size? :s
Stranger: medium? lol
You: ok that is pretty unique, that is probably because all your parents and grandparents were from the same isle
You: that is some great new information for my lecture
Stranger: thank you
You: i think this is big news in the biological world
Stranger: yeah, i think so
Stranger: any questions?
You: well thanks a lot for you information, can i get your name to add to my list of sources (a fake name is allowed)
Stranger: alexandria beatrice angeles
Stranger: that's my real name
You: ok ty
You: i will leave now to find someone from papua new guinea
You: bye bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: goodluck
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En daar geloofde je iets van?quote:Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 15:39 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
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You: hi i am searching for people from paupua new guinea
Stranger: how's your search then?
You: i ask you
Stranger: I'm not from new guinea
Stranger: :s
You: shit
You: i need them for an investigation
You: about the evolution of the human specie
Stranger: okay. i know you'll disconnect
Stranger: bye then :|
You: no
You: maybe you arfe from another interesting country
Stranger: philippines, eh?
You: ah they are also on an island
You: they are isolated and that gives a unique evolution of specie
Stranger: why don't you search it on the internet?
Stranger: no idea 'bout what ur talking 'bout
You: are you parents and grandparents also from the philipines
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok that means that your a full philipino
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: hmm?
You: may i ask you some questions,maybe i use them for my promotion to doctor
Stranger: sure
You: u will be on the first page of my lectur
You: e
Stranger: okay then
You: what is the size between your big toe and your second toe
Stranger: just like yours
You: i can use that, because monkeys have a very big distance over there so then i can see the how close yo are to the monkeys
Stranger: ok...hmm. i don't know its perfect size? :s
Stranger: medium? lol
You: ok that is pretty unique, that is probably because all your parents and grandparents were from the same isle
You: that is some great new information for my lecture
Stranger: thank you
You: i think this is big news in the biological world
Stranger: yeah, i think so
Stranger: any questions?
You: well thanks a lot for you information, can i get your name to add to my list of sources (a fake name is allowed)
Stranger: alexandria beatrice angeles
Stranger: that's my real name
You: ok ty
You: i will leave now to find someone from papua new guinea
You: bye bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: goodluck
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Een begrip dat iedereen anders interpreteerd, en waar ieder een eigen draai aan kan geven.
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Stranger: hey
You: Well don't you know about the bird?
Stranger: Big Bird?
Stranger: Hes a gay
You: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Stranger: UP YA VIVA!
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Stranger: hey
You: Well don't you know about the bird?
Stranger: Big Bird?
Stranger: Hes a gay
You: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
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Op donderdag 15 januari 2015 19:01 schreef Maanvis het volgende:
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
smegmanus is de as van het kwaad. een verbrand stukje Hitler.
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Stranger: WILD ZUBAT APPEARED
You: I Choose you! Ratata!
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: Ratata USES QUICK ATTACK
You: IT ISNT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: NO ITS REGULARLY EFECTIVE
Stranger: YOU'RE GOOD
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: RATATA USES TAIL WHIP
You: ZUBATS DEFENSE FELL
Stranger: ZUBAT USED LEECH LIFE
Stranger: WILD ZUBAT DRAINED LIFE FROM RATTATA
You: COME BACK RATATA, THATS ENOUGH
You: I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEY
Stranger: RATTATA USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: thats not possible
You: PIDGEY USED DUST
Stranger: HAH WORD
Stranger: MY BAD
You: BUT HE MISSES
Stranger: ZUBAT CRASHES INTO THINGS
Stranger: BECAUSE HE HAS NO EYES
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Stranger: WILD ZUBAT APPEARED
You: I Choose you! Ratata!
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: Ratata USES QUICK ATTACK
You: IT ISNT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: NO ITS REGULARLY EFECTIVE
Stranger: YOU'RE GOOD
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: RATATA USES TAIL WHIP
You: ZUBATS DEFENSE FELL
Stranger: ZUBAT USED LEECH LIFE
Stranger: WILD ZUBAT DRAINED LIFE FROM RATTATA
You: COME BACK RATATA, THATS ENOUGH
You: I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEY
Stranger: RATTATA USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: thats not possible
You: PIDGEY USED DUST
Stranger: HAH WORD
Stranger: MY BAD
You: BUT HE MISSES
Stranger: ZUBAT CRASHES INTO THINGS
Stranger: BECAUSE HE HAS NO EYES
quote:Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 19:51 schreef Afhaalchinees het volgende:
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You: I Choose you! Ratata!
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: Ratata USES QUICK ATTACK
You: IT ISNT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: NO ITS REGULARLY EFECTIVE
Stranger: YOU'RE GOOD
Stranger: ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: RATATA USES TAIL WHIP
You: ZUBATS DEFENSE FELL
Stranger: ZUBAT USED LEECH LIFE
Stranger: WILD ZUBAT DRAINED LIFE FROM RATTATA
You: COME BACK RATATA, THATS ENOUGH
You: I CHOOSE YOU, PIDGEY
Stranger: RATTATA USED SUPERSONIC
Stranger: BUT...IT FAILED
You: thats not possible
You: PIDGEY USED DUST
Stranger: HAH WORD
Stranger: MY BAD
You: BUT HE MISSES
Stranger: ZUBAT CRASHES INTO THINGS
Stranger: BECAUSE HE HAS NO EYES
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Omegle, zo heb ik er een paar van ja, verdomme, woonde ik maar in Zweden, had ik ze ten minste kunnen doen
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Stranger: speak
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You: u owned urself
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Emperor Meiji: I am a living god. As long as I do what they think is right.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: im 23/f/canada
You: i'm not
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: a broken one:P
Stranger: wanna see me on cam baby?
Stranger: come watch me on my site http://sexymichelle.100free.com/webcam/
You: haha
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Stranger: im 23/f/canada
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Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: a broken one:P
Stranger: wanna see me on cam baby?
Stranger: come watch me on my site http://sexymichelle.100free.com/webcam/
You: haha
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Don't know where to go
But I lock and load
Shoot that sky till the moon explode
Moon explode
But I lock and load
Shoot that sky till the moon explode
Moon explode
lolquote:
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Stranger: im 23/f/canada
You: i'm not
Stranger: do you have a cam?
You: a broken one:P
Stranger: wanna see me on cam baby?
Stranger: come watch me on my site http://sexymichelle.100free.com/webcam/
You: haha
Die wil graag views hebben
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quote:You: hello
Stranger: who?
You: me
Stranger: u???
You: yes, me
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: me too
You: nice
Stranger: haaha
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Geef maar toe, eigenlijk ben jij gewoon een keiharde baas, die uit 110% ongelooflijke koninklijkheid bestaat _O_
Geef maar toe, eigenlijk ben jij gewoon een keiharde baas, die uit 110% ongelooflijke koninklijkheid bestaat _O_
Ik snap het niet. Waarom disconnect ie nou?quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 23m here, u?
You: Hi
You: Do you believe in God?
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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You: hi
Stranger: 中国？
Stranger: hi
You: no, 3x babi pangang
Stranger: ..
Stranger: you know chinese?
You: yes, delicious food
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Holland, you?
Stranger: china
You: Well, that's far by bicycle!
Stranger: yes
You: Verrekte mongol!
Stranger: mongol is a good place
You: Can you buy there breadjes Bakpao?
Stranger: i dont know
You: maybe in maaskantje?
Stranger: sorry i can help you。。
You: Maybe you can buy there a new postpidgeon?
You: I'm waiting several hours now
Stranger: oh
You: My nasi is getting cold
Stranger: quick eat nasi
You: you have to deliver it, you are the chinese!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will
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Raar genoeg heb ik alleen heel interessante gesprekken. Misschien komt het omdat ik bijna alle gesprekken serious inga, tenzij de andere gesprekspartner daar geen zin in heeft, dan speel ik het spelletje mee.
Tot nu toe een Amerikaanse meid gesproken die op haar 12de naar Duitsland is geëmigreerd, een 19-jarige lesbische meid en haar beweegredenen voor het lesbisch worden en een Chinees meisje waarmee ik het over de mensenrechten heb gepraat in China.
Tot nu toe een Amerikaanse meid gesproken die op haar 12de naar Duitsland is geëmigreerd, een 19-jarige lesbische meid en haar beweegredenen voor het lesbisch worden en een Chinees meisje waarmee ik het over de mensenrechten heb gepraat in China.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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You: AIDS is free in Africa
Stranger: u got it
You: So
You: houw bout em people from Texas?
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This crypto stuff is all hype anyway, nothing will ever replace Windows 10.
