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ik wil graag het volgende uitspugen: jij bent een dik vet knorrend stinkvarken

gewoon "random" ja ja. wat random zeg

Spam

Neen .

Oke het is wel leuk

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You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 02:55 schreef UnderTheWingsOfLove het volgende:
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You: Hello
You: is this real live?
Stranger: real life or really live?
You: real live
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I knew it!
You: This is a bot
Stranger: what
Stranger: YOU'RE a bot!
You: Oh i hate these pre-programmed answers
You: man thewy should design a better auto talking bot
Stranger: hey i've seen that answer before!
Stranger: bottttt
You: omg
You: bot
You: 2 bots talking with eachother??
You: this is madness
Stranger: UNIVERSE IMPLODES
You: i mean spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: THE BOTS, THEY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
You: THEN WE WILL BOT IN THE SHADE

haha wat grappig zeg (het is gay rot op)

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Stranger: Hallo!
Stranger: Ich liebe dich!
You: bumsen?
Stranger: Ja?
You: tietneuken?
Stranger: Ich verstehe nicht
You: titficken?
Stranger: =O
You: woher kommst du
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You: where are you from
Stranger: USA
Stranger: you
You: I'M FROM HOLLAND!!
You:
Stranger: hey thats my name
You: bobby?
You: hi bobby
Stranger: yes
You: I knew a bobby once
Stranger: why not anymore
You: Well... i was hunting with him.. and he accidently shot himself
Stranger: that sucks
You: i called 911.. and i said : my friend shot himself and he's laying on the ground
You: and the operator said: make sure he's dea
You: d
You: then i shot him
Stranger: that was not nice

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:18 schreef _superboer_ het volgende:
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SPOILER

Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.

Stuk.

Stuurde hem net ook door, gelijk weg.

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You: hahaha
You: howa re you today bobby
Stranger: pretty good what about you
You: Hmm
You: i slept like 16 hours in 4 days
You: but ... i'm fine
Stranger: yeah i dont sleep much either
Stranger: it sucks
You: i wish i could die because of no sleeping
You: then I'd have much time to spend
Stranger: but if your dead you dont need sleep
You: ofcourse you need sleep
You: do you think angels and all those people never sleep?
Stranger: i guess i will find out when i die
Stranger: i ahve no idea
Stranger: i am not dead
You: i can shoot you if you want
You: we can go hunt
You: and you accidently shoot yourself
Stranger: i only own a shot gun
You: evenbetter...
You: Then i don't have to do anything ymself
Stranger: i did kill a dog once with it though
You: oh god you're a sick fuck
Stranger: wasnt my fault
You: I mean
You: you should've assfucked it
You: not shoot it
Stranger: i dont like beastality
You: Me neither
You: but i thought you..
You: i thought you'd be into that
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: no
Stranger: i had an ex that was though
Stranger: she liked horses

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Stranger: sup nigga wat it do
You: gutentaf
Stranger: shit fuck u do
You: can i has NUGGEST PLEASE
You: CAN I HAS CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: wtf shit u doin bruh
Stranger: dat shit aint be cool
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
Stranger: cant do dat shit we got presidint now
You: YOU WANT CHICKEN
Stranger: fuck u
You: Ok what do you want then?
You: We have steaks also
You: but i think that you like chickenwings
Stranger: i want mah boo
You: Sorry.. we don't have that in our assortiment.. but we do have....
You: CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: shut fuck up bithc azz honky
You: Sorry.. we don't have that in our assortiment.. but we do have....
CHICKENWINGS
Stranger: i liek chikinwingz

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You: hi
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You: si si
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You: 2 tortillia please
You: chinese
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Stranger: you don't know shit man
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You: cava?
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Stranger: une steak frites
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You: but we do have..........................
You: CHICKENWINGS
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cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

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Op woensdag 1 april 2009 03:47 schreef DrPwn het volgende:
cool die zijn allemaal totaal niet lollig

Die site is geweldig

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Stranger: You: and shout PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i fucking hate condoms
You: yeah but i love them
You: cos i dont wanna have a baby
Stranger: neither do ibut
Stranger: i, but
You: i, robut
Stranger: fucking awful movie
You: this is madness
Stranger: that
Stranger: is what she said
You: madness?
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: o i see
Stranger: choose a better movie perhaps?
Stranger: like 'must love dogs'
Stranger: or 'maid in manhattan'
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you like football
You: can we talk something else
Stranger: australian football
You: can we talk something else
Stranger: tennis
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: fruit
You: i like bananas
Stranger: yeah me too
Stranger: on a sandwich with a load of margarine
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: nah i wanna keep talking about banananana
Stranger: got potassium?
You: can we talk about something else
You: this subject is disturbing
Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: tv
Stranger: you like tv
You: yes
You: do you?
Stranger: yes
You: what d you watch
Stranger: i watch LOST
You: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
Stranger: and sports
You: can we talk about something else please
Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something else
You: can we talk about something else please
You: Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something els
Stranger: yes we can
You: Stranger: You: i watch LOST
Stranger: Stranger: ok what are your thoughts on the holocaust
You: NICE
You: can we talk about something els
Stranger: can we talk about else something or else
You: can we talk about else something or else or maby something else or something like that
Stranger: what else is there. we talked about gays bananas and tv
Stranger: we have done all
Stranger: the talking
Stranger: goodbye

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