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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 22:42 schreef OA het volgende:
Bed.
A demain .

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 22:44 schreef DaMart het volgende:
Ik ga ook maar eens slapen, trouwens... .

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Op zaterdag 28 maart 2009 21:03 schreef marcb1974 het volgende:
Het gaat echt niet vriezen in de hel

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The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

(Allegedly this student received the only A.)

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 22:01 schreef DaMart het volgende:

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Omdat CGM over niets anders dan seks kan lullen?

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:08 schreef vrolijke-frits het volgende:

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Nee, die 'kwartet-, quintet- en sextetposts

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:08 schreef vrolijke-frits het volgende:

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Nee, die 'kwartet-, quintet- en sextetposts

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Gemiddeld aantal posts per topic (per user)

Plts. Gem. Gebruiker.
001. 41.00 c0nd0r
002. 38.18 eer-ik
003. 34.39 juon_jacket1
004. 33.12 Fha
005. 31.00 Ladylike2
006. 30.51 Diovarus
007. 29.60 Pien85
008. 29.35 MPG
009. 27.47 de_priester
010. 26.17 OA
011. 25.00 Toitle
012. 24.76 Pheno
013. 24.46 Ladylike
014. 24.00 Sexy_Sadie
015. 23.94 Dr_Flash
016. 23.17 Muck
017. 22.22 Klonk
018. 20.60 covie
019. 20.33 indahnesia.com
020. 20.00 paultjuhhh

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 22:51 schreef MPG het volgende:
Klonk en Marc, zaten jullie lekker te spemmen gister?

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:26 schreef Piles het volgende:
En nog even speciaal voor DaMart:
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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:32 schreef marcb1974 het volgende:

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Ik ken gewoon een heel aantal niet

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:32 schreef marcb1974 het volgende:

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Ah, je hebt bijgelezen

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Op zondag 29 maart 2009 23:08 schreef vrolijke-frits het volgende:

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Nee, die 'kwartet-, quintet- en sextetposts