Bijvoorbeeld
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
Maar we kunnen toch ook de top 100 op Bash.org kijken? Ja dat kan. Maar er zijn nog vele leukere. Dus als je er een paar tegen komt post het hier..
Ja of we lezen gewoon bash.org? Ja maar sommige zijn lui en hebben geen zin om een aantal leuke te zoeken tussen de duizenden post op bash.org.
Gewoon hier neer plempen en niet zeiken.
quote:Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
Hardop lachen enzo.
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
Post hier epic fails
quote:hahahahaOp dinsdag 3 maart 2009 22:56 schreef -SG- het volgende:
Je kan ze bijvoorbeeld op bash.org vinden..
Bijvoorbeeld
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
quote:
!<Renzian> It's called Canada.
(22:41:51)<jump>neih
(22:42:00)<remlof>je bent al belg
(22:42:04)<jump>:o
(22:42:06)- jump set mode: -o remlof
(22:42:07)<jump>:')
(22:42:09)<remlof>:o
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances
-<* nmp3bot dances
|-<* nmp3bot dances
/-<<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
!quote:quote:
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> change ur name
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to do it
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<matttheguy> hahahaha
<matttheguy> it worked
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
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<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> oh man oh man
<matttheguy> hahahaha
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<ABS_Guest10> n
<Jim> hi guest
ABS_Guest10 is now known as tyland13
<tyland13> hi jim
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> hit alt f4 to get a msg box up and type my name (matttheguy)
<tyland13> hey heguy
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<matttheguy> its matt the guy, by the way
<matttheguy> hahahahahahahahaha
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<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> very funny
<matttheguy> it didnt work that time
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<matttheguy> llllllmmmmmmmmffffffaaaaaaaooooooooo
<Jim> ...
<matttheguy> ok, thats it for today
<Jim> wow
<Jim> n00bs
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<ABS_Guest10> Hi.
<matttheguy> no more terrorization
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> the same guy twice
<Jim> wb ty
<ABS_Guest10> still wasnt funny\
<matttheguy> try it one last time
<Jim> you have no ide
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<matttheguy> i didnt have it turned on
<ABS_Guest101> Hi.
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<matttheguy> ty
<Jim> hi guest
<matttheguy> try again, i didnt have it turned on
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> itll work now
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<matttheguy> OMFG
<matttheguy> HAHAHAHAHA
<Jim> 3 times now
<Jim> this guy is just plain stupid
<matttheguy> can i get4?
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<tyland13> Hi.
<rockergirl> whats up?
<matttheguy> hi
<matttheguy> try again
<tyland13> ok im not doin it anymore
<Jim> wb ty
<Jim> not much
<matttheguy> ty, do it again, I ASSURE U IT WILL WORK THIS TIME
<Jim> STK was on eariler
<matttheguy> im a mod, it will work
<tyland13> r u sure its alt f4
<matttheguy> sorry about the other times
<Jim> yes he's sure
<tyland13> r u ready\
<matttheguy> do it again, im sure itll work
<matttheguy> go
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<matttheguy> hahahahaha
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> 4
<matttheguy> ok
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> your killing the poor guy
<matttheguy> sorry
<tyland13> u suck
<matttheguy> im not gonna do it again
<tyland13> yea
<tyland13> give me a break i ave a broken arm
<tyland13> r u caplin
<Jim> here i'll turn it on for you ty
<Jim> if matt will will stop being an ass for 5 seconds
<matttheguy> sorry
<rockergirl> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
<matttheguy> i hit the wrong button
<matttheguy> rockergirl, calm down, ull see
<tyland13> idiot
<matttheguy> SORRY TY
<matttheguy> trust jim
<tyland13> ready
<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<Jim> famous last words
<tyland13> hit
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<matttheguy> omfg
<matttheguy> 5?
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<tyland13> Hi.
<matttheguy> hi
<Jim> wb ty, wait for me to say go next time
<matttheguy> ya, he didnt say go
<tyland13> i know this is just a joke
<Jim> christ
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<matttheguy> hell tell u when to hit it
<matttheguy> <Jim> famous last words
<matttheguy> <tyland13> hit
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<matttheguy> he didnt say go
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<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> its not working
<rockergirl> april fools sucked
<Jim> hmm
<Jim> maybe there is something wrong with yoru connection
<Jim> hold on
<tyland13> look that was two days ago
<matttheguy> ya, dont hit it again
<matttheguy> until jim says
<tyland13> it just deletes the window
<matttheguy> jim, ill try to tweak it
<Jim> are you on a mac or pc or unix?
<tyland13> pc
<matttheguy> jim, ive got it under control, ill tweak it
<matttheguy> brb
<Jim> go to control panals then network connections
<tyland13> r u sure it isnt any other buttons?
<matttheguy> yes
<matttheguy> im gettin it right
<matttheguy> brb
<tyland13> so its alt and f4
<Jim> yeah
<tyland13> do i hit now
<Jim> try again and see if that fixed it
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<matttheguy> 7
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> i guess that wasn't it
<matttheguy> dammit
<rockergirl> hello
<Jim> hmmmm
<tyland13> nope just closed the window
<matttheguy> jim, gimme a little time
<Jim> let me try something else
<matttheguy> ill get it good
<Jim> { do { for(int i=0; i
<Jim> oops
<Jim> wrong button
<matttheguy> hey ty
<matttheguy> try it now
<tyland13> what
<matttheguy> hit alt f4
<Jim> hi ninja/bruinen
<Jim> whoever is there
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<matttheguy> its gonna work now
<matttheguy> hahhaah
<matttheguy> 8
<matttheguy> 8
<NinjaDelivery> Ninja shes in the shower
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<tyland13> Hi.
<tyland13> nope
<matttheguy> damn
<Jim> damnit
<matttheguy> didnt work
<Jim> what is wrong with your computer?
<tyland13> y
<tyland13> what it do?
<matttheguy> nothing
<matttheguy> its not working
<matttheguy> idk why
<Jim> it didnt' work clearly
<matttheguy> OH!
<matttheguy> man, i think i have it
<matttheguy> it was missing a file, thisll make it come up
<Jim> did you clear the buffer?
<tyland13> y dont yall push the buttons
<Jim> you have to clear the buffer
<matttheguy> ok
<matttheguy> jim
<tyland13> quite
<Jim> thats so important
<matttheguy> i just cleard it
<tyland13> ok
<matttheguy> try it again
<tyland13> now
<matttheguy> ya
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<matttheguy> hahaha
<matttheguy> 9
<Jim> this is just stupid
<matttheguy> cmon ppl, 10
<matttheguy> one more
<matttheguy> one more
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<tyland13> Hi.
<Jim> ho can anyone be this dumb?
<Jim> nope
<tyland13> i dont know
<Jim> hmmm
<matttheguy> ok, one last try, this is it, i think i got it
<tyland13> quite!
<matttheguy> try again ty
<Jim> i think it could be a problem on ty's end
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<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> 10
<matttheguy> thats it
<Jim> we have to tell him now
<matttheguy> ya
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<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http: Link is niet handig
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
quote:Eigen quotes zijn leuker dan copypasta, als de andere partij het maar ok vindt en er geen prive-gegevens instaan.
quote:Samenvatting te zien op http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm.<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
<ManInBlack> STDs!
<marik7772003> gonorrhea, i choose you
<ManInBlack> GO GET 'EM, HIV!
<Hitchhiker> Herpes, fire attack!
<ManInBlack> HIV IS EVOLVING
<ManInBlack> CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
quote:Eigen quotes mogen natuurlijk ookOp dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:03 schreef remlof het volgende:
[..]
Eigen quotes zijn leuker dan copypasta, als de andere partij het maar ok vindt en er geen prive-gegevens instaan.
.quote:<atty>my face hurts
<Chester>why is that
<atty>well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist
<atty>and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and took one
<atty>and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US MEN
<atty>so she slapped me
<Chester>dumbass
<bobert> jesus christ man
<dmonk> ew seriously? id want eve
quote:<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola
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<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
quote:Jack is geweldig.Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:04 schreef Sena het volgende:
En Jack Schitt:
[..]
Samenvatting te zien op http://jack.zunino.net/knowjack.htm.
quote:Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
quote:Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:05 schreef boem-dikkie het volgende:
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
quote:dat is gejat van die gast van monthy pytonOp dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
quote:Isdatzo, waar ben je?Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:24 schreef Syb-rund. het volgende:
[..]
dat is gejat van die gast van monthy pyton
quote:Hoe montypythoneskOp dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:12 schreef -SG- het volgende:
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
quote:Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:35 schreef BereNDD het volgende:
<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
< Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
quote:Op dinsdag 3 maart 2009 23:35 schreef BereNDD het volgende:
<JayQue> britneys sister is pregnant
<madbox> orly?
<Quazgaa> vaginally, would be my guess
<Palantyre> No shit?
<Hylke> they walk through cold water all the time, and the girl gets no stiff nipples
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<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
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<Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
<Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop a bag of food.
<Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb.
quote:<FireWire> AnonPi > kan ik even van jouw vrouwelijke mening gebruik maken?
<AnonPi> ok
<AnonPi> grootte maakt wel uit
quote:<Solle> http://supergirl.741.com/fanfics/lindabop1.html
<Solle> wut
<Solle> Then Linda faced Lara again.
<Solle> Linda leaned forward and kissed Lara's right breast.
<Solle> Lara sighed.
<Solle> Linda continued kissing, making sure that she kissed every
square-inch of Lara's breast. Linda kissed Lara's nipple.
<Solle> Lara moaned in pleasure.
<Solle> Linda pulled away from Lara's breast. "Did that feel good?"
<Solle> "Mmm-hmm." Lara replied. "Kiss the other one now."
<Solle> Linda leaned forward and kissed Lara's left breast.
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<Anonymouth> * Haldol has kicked Solle (flood)
<Anonymouth> word je daar echt ZO nat van?
quote:[10:46] <J> ik realiseer me net iets
[10:46] <J> hoe neuken negers?
[10:46] <J> want, ik denk dat geen van beide het werk wil doen
quote:Even een injectie Nederfaal21:52 <Arcthos> heh, wouden ook al coffeeshops verbieden 250meter rond een school
21:52 <Arcthos> moeten we verdomme verder lopen en les missen om wiet te halen
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Welcome to the QuakeNet IRC Network, Chrismesstree
Here is what happend in the procyon channel just before we pred:
PROCYONGOD: I was chatting with my jewish friend
PROCYONGOD: and we happen to talk about foreskin
CLONER: amazing
PROCYONGOD: and my lil bro walks in
PROCYONGOD: and hes like
PROCYONGOD: "whats foreskin"?
PROCYONGOD: Im like
PROCYONGOD: "Its the skin on the forehead"
PROCYONGOD: I flicked him on the forehead so he would leave
PROCYONGOD: and now hes running around the house yelling
PROCYONGOD: "MAMA JEROEN FLICKED MY FORESKIN"
CLONER: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
quote:Dan is het ruk al bij voorbaat natuurlijk.
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
[ Bericht 43% gewijzigd door denthemen op 04-03-2009 07:44:06 ]
quote:Niet Monty Python, Fawlty Towers.
quote:<Weird_Al> Dip?
<Weird_Al> dip dip dip dip dip?
<Weird_Al> DipSausJeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* Weird_Al steals DipSausJe's cookies
<Weird_Al> Dipperdepip?
<DipSausJe> FUCK
<Weird_Al> tiet?
<DipSausJe> JA
<Weird_Al> \o/
quote:weirdpizza/weird_al >>> weirdow op fok<DipSausJe> ik verkies spaghettie zelfs boven sex dus
<WeirdPizza> ook bove mij?
<DipSausJe> mjah helaas
* WeirdPizza rent huilend en gillend weg
* WeirdPizza rent tege muur
* DipSausJe rent achter WeirdPizza aan stopt sok in zn mond en doet jumphug
* WeirdPizza flikekrt bewusteloos neer
<WeirdPizza> flikkert*
<DipSausJe> mooi zo ben je iig stil
* WeirdPizza schreeuwt tijdens het buiten bewustzijn
* DipSausJe duwt nog een zok die giechel in
* WeirdPizza zet taperecorder aan waar geschreeuw op staat
<DipSausJe> WeirdPizza hou je bek toch eens
<DipSausJe> >:P
* WeirdPizza dood x_x
* WeirdPizza kruipt met spaghetti pizza op bank
* WeirdPizza eet alleen op
* DipSausJe doet lief kijken naar weird
<WeirdPizza> nee
<WeirdPizza> jij dee sok in me mond doen
* DipSausJe valt op knietjes voor weird
<WeirdPizza> >:(
<DipSausJe> jij dee gillen als mislukte keukenmeid :S
dipsausje >>> is me
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Namen zijn gefinge(e)rd.
<Drop> ondanks haar vele baardgroei is Henk wel een lekkere meid
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<Bouke> stelletje... rare mensen :-P
<Klingon> we zijn niet raar
<Klingon> we zijn ronald
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* Harry licks his typo's
<Harry> hm
<Harry> kicks*
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<Ronald> ze insinueert over een gebrekkig vocabulair te beschikken, daarmee zich niet realiserend dat haar imago dientengevolge ernstige obstructie ondervindt
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<@moddereter> JAAHHHHH
<EMO> HI?
<@moddereter> no caps!
<@moddereter> JIEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!
<@moddereter> woeps
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<sinterklaas> dit netwerk is een
<sinterklaas> een
<sinterklaas> hm
<sinterklaas> ik weet het wel
<sinterklaas> geen levensstijl maar een
<Drugger> hangplek voor kansloze jongeren
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<sinterklaas> "when chatting with leoness the memory gets filled with erotic thoughts, resulting in lesser capacity for short term memory storage"
quote:niet helemaal,Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 07:21 schreef SuperwormJim het volgende:
Dus dit is gewoon ctrl-c ctrl-v topic?
eerst een goeie uit een dikke waslijst zoeken..
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
quote:Ba-Doem TsjjOp woensdag 4 maart 2009 12:40 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:
<Dagoduck> Dus.
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
quote:Ba-Doem Tsjj
?quote:Ach, je kan altijd nog een steen gaan gaar koken...
OT:
* Dephiax kijkt naar WeirdKookt
* WeirdKookt kijtk eng trug
<Dephiax> stel aapjes op animal planet ^^
<michiel> als ik een stel aapjes wil zien kijk ik hier wel effe Dephiax
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
quote:HeOp woensdag 4 maart 2009 12:40 schreef Dagoduck het volgende:
<Dagoduck> Dus.
<-SG-> wat dus?
<Dagoduck> Dat dus.
<-SG->
<Dagoduck>
quote:wij hebben samen best een hoop leuke quotes gemaakt he skattieOp woensdag 4 maart 2009 13:39 schreef Weirdow het volgende:
[..]
Ach, je kan altijd nog een steen gaan gaar koken...
OT:
* Dephiax kijkt naar WeirdKookt
* WeirdKookt kijtk eng trug
<Dephiax> stel aapjes op animal planet ^^
<michiel> als ik een stel aapjes wil zien kijk ik hier wel effe Dephiax
quote:Classic[b]Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 14:13 schreef Florian_ ..........
quote:
quote:instant rimshot...
maar goed, jou quote ging dan ook nergens over
quote:mIRC: Multiplayer Notepad...Op woensdag 4 maart 2009 15:43 schreef Aanvoerder het volgende:
IRC: gathering of infinite retards...
Maar die is al best oud
(19:52:42) <+Forza> http://media.right-mind.us/right-mind/2008_03_03_simplicity.jpeg
(19:55:17) <+Yort> wel btje vmbo achtig antwoord vindt je niet Forza?
(19:55:18) <+Yort>
(19:56:43) <+Forza> Je zinsopbouw is ook een beetje vmboachtig aangezien het "vind" moet zijn.
21:52 <Arcthos> moeten we verdomme verder lopen en les missen om wiet te halen