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mensen moeten zich niet zo aanstellen, janken doe je thuis maar. Hier op internet is het niets anders dan bigboys.
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Ook al is het nep, het is wel leuk om te lezen 
Op woensdag 30 juni 2010 20:32 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Verrassend. Een topic over het regelen van te jonge smatjes en C_N en Lakitu zijn er als de kippen bij.
Verrassend. Een topic over het regelen van te jonge smatjes en C_N en Lakitu zijn er als de kippen bij.
Wel heeeeel erg ongeloofwaardigquote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 14:50 schreef Karina het volgende:
Er staan wel hele grappige tussen, maar sommige zijn wel erg ongeloofwaardig.
Op dinsdag 7 juli 2009 @ 09:30 schreef iemand het volgende:
Dan moet je het wel goed uitleggen. Als "je" naar de persoonvorm komt krijgt de uitgang alleen geen "t" als het jij betekent. ;)
Dan moet je het wel goed uitleggen. Als "je" naar de persoonvorm komt krijgt de uitgang alleen geen "t" als het jij betekent. ;)
quote:Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML
Deze is dan wel weer geloofwaardig, ook op m'n eigen reis naar Amerika meegemaakt, als je niet je eigen bagage ingepakt hebt, gaan ze erg moeilijk doen..quote:
How do you get precisely 4 Gallons of water with a 3 Gallon and 5 Gallon Can...
quote:Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
quote:Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
How do you get precisely 4 Gallons of water with a 3 Gallon and 5 Gallon Can...
quote:Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
YEAH!!! 
Vigilante +1 The Coon strikes again!
Op vrijdag 10 juli 2009 09:51 schreef Zith het volgende:
TS is met z'n çollega's lunchtsverkeersleider op de comodoren.
Op vrijdag 10 juli 2009 09:51 schreef Zith het volgende:
TS is met z'n çollega's lunchtsverkeersleider op de comodoren.
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.AJAX AJAX AJAX!!
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I had a splitting headache.From which the future's made.
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
† Ryan Dunn (June 11, 1977 – June 20, 2011)
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
VIVA LA ASSANGE¡
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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Ripped her heart out right before her eyes! Eyes over easy, eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
quote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 16:30 schreef IkBenOzan het volgende:
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
quote:Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Primum non nocere
Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML
Ouch
Ouch
Dasvidanja
quote:Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian because no men will have me." Thanks mum. FML
quote:Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML
quote:Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
Moet wel nep zijnquote:Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML
..quote:Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
quote:Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes! Eyes over easy, eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
tvp
schreef Siniti het volgende
Omg wat een topic Buffalo, je flikt et em weer, zoeen kwaliteitstopic. Je bent mijn grote voorbeeld gast !
schreef stevenmac26 het volgende:
Dit is toch een pure kwaliteits topic, hoe doet die jongen dat toch ook?
Omg wat een topic Buffalo, je flikt et em weer, zoeen kwaliteitstopic. Je bent mijn grote voorbeeld gast !
schreef stevenmac26 het volgende:
Dit is toch een pure kwaliteits topic, hoe doet die jongen dat toch ook?
Leedvermaak. zooo verkeerd..
The greatest trick Trifko ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist...
Deze volg ik nog even.
Briljante quote's, of ze waar zijn of niet
Briljante quote's, of ze waar zijn of niet
Je weet toch dat ik gelijk heb en jij niet?
quote:Op woensdag 11 februari 2009 15:21 schreef Vuile het volgende:
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
0 topics op naam. 14.gif
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quote:Today, I got this HUGE package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML
quote:Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
quote:Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.
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Wtf.quote:
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
"Give me some chocolate or I will cut you" -Becky
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
quote:Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
quote:Today, I was up for a job interview in a music school. I go to get my guitar out off its case, and realize that my friends thought it would be very funny to replace my real guitar with one of the Guitar Hero guitars. FML
quote:Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
[ Bericht 19% gewijzigd door SiestaGuru op 11-02-2009 20:02:05 ]
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