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ben je dan te moe om te neuken?
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
quote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:00 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:
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ja serieus.
Je had toch pasgeleden die actie van FOK! waarbij je een fleshlight kon winnen ? Toen ben ik gaan googlen en kwam er zoene tegen.
Ik zit nu op me werk dus kan het niet voor je doen: Probeer eens Fleshlight + USB.
Wanneer je resultaat hebt hoor ik het wel
laat maar.... ik geloof je wel
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
naquote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:03 schreef chatter het volgende:
En was dat vóór of nádat je een topic over haar geopend hebt voor een wallpaper ?
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
te moe om te neukenquote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:01 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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.......wat een onzin!1!!EINS!!11......ze hoeft alleen maar te gaan liggen _!!
En zingen wij....of juichen wij.....of stel je ons teleur
Oranje is...oranje blijft.....de allermooiste kleur!
Oranje is...oranje blijft.....de allermooiste kleur!
hmmz, als een breezah dat vraagt, en ze heb een webcam (wepscan in t tokkies ) dan zie ik geen probleem. 
mn uiterlijk boeit niet, ze zwichten wel van mn woorden
) dan zie ik geen probleem. mn uiterlijk boeit niet, ze zwichten wel van mn woorden
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ja hmmmmm pixelsexquote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:09 schreef marcel-o het volgende:
hmmz, als een breezah dat vraagt, en ze heb een webcam (wepscan in t tokkies
OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
get over it.
get over it.
ja helaas bestaat het holodeck nog nietquote:
aanraakbare hologrammen
zou een toekomst zijn voor de pr0n industrie 
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't Was een lichte verwijzing, m'n geachte vrind.quote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:46 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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"Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain."
like, yeahquote:Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:01 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
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maar weet je zeker dat het een dame isquote:
zou wat zijn
OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
get over it.
get over it.
?
net of ik er wat aan kan doen!?!?!quote:
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
wtfquote:
je hebt toch ook zoen fleshlight (nepkut) die je in je usb-poort kan pluggen.... en dan kun je allemaal verschillende kutjes in uploaden
ik wil wel iemand voor lul zetten... maar als ze maar niet verwachten dat ik geil ga worden ofzoquote:
Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
The only easy day is yesterday
stay frosty
FOCKING BRILJANTquote:
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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
ik kom hier niet meer bij op me werkplaats
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