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quote:Op zondag 11 januari 2009 10:17 schreef ToT het volgende:
Degene die dit mee kan karaoke-en is een held!
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Gelukkig is mijn vader niet zo ergquote:Op zondag 11 januari 2009 10:17 schreef ToT het volgende:
Degene die dit mee kan karaoke-en is een held!
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Met de tekst:quote:Op zondag 11 januari 2009 10:17 schreef ToT het volgende:
Degene die dit mee kan karaoke-en is een held!
En deze is ook wel leuk:quote:"The Mom Song"
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!
[quote][img=12,12]http://i.fokzine.net/templates/new/i/p/1.gif[/img] Op dinsdag 2 juni 2009 02:28 schreef 8D het volgende:
Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
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Netzoals die mensen die nog aan het posten zijn rond deze tijd op Fok! Kansloos gewoon :') !
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quote:Op zondag 11 januari 2009 10:17 schreef ToT het volgende:
Degene die dit mee kan karaoke-en is een held!
deze is trauwens ook erg leuk op karaoke party's
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Belspelmeisje ontslagen na woedeuitbarsting [video]
Jezus, wat een geschift mens.
Ik word er bang van.
Jezus, wat een geschift mens.
Ik word er bang van.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Welke fokker gaat als eerste zijn caramell filmpje plaatsen?
When the priest killed a maiden in the metal church
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Armored saints and warlocks watched the slaughter
Rage of the slayer forced the pretty maids
To kiss the Queen in crimson glory
Woman Driver Vs Clamp
Hans Klok 5 Minute Illusion Challenge
Real Life Spider Man
Black Belt Boobs
Kid Throws DVD At Dads Head
Acrobatic Bloopers
One Year In 40 Seconds
Fastest Gunman Ever
Tractor Tire Vs Kid
Japanese Host Stupidity
Punching Bag Holder Gets Knocked Out
Hans Klok 5 Minute Illusion Challenge
Real Life Spider Man
Black Belt Boobs
Kid Throws DVD At Dads Head
Acrobatic Bloopers
One Year In 40 Seconds
Fastest Gunman Ever
Tractor Tire Vs Kid
Japanese Host Stupidity
Punching Bag Holder Gets Knocked Out
Death Makes Angels of us all
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
And gives us wings where we had shoulders
Smooth as raven' s claws...
Ik versta er niets vanquote:Op maandag 12 januari 2009 23:49 schreef ExperimentalFrentalMental het volgende:
Slip 'n Slide op z'n Japans
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altijd leuk:
Gezellig in de kroeg zitten + communiceren met pre-teens, is best oke.
quote:Op dinsdag 13 januari 2009 00:51 schreef stoepjong het volgende:
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Ik versta er niets van
altijd leuk:
Die heb ik toen op tv gezien!quote:Op dinsdag 13 januari 2009 00:51 schreef stoepjong het volgende:
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Ik versta er niets van
altijd leuk:
Wat een kuthoer is dat.
