- "I'm mentally gay, 'cause I'll blow your mind" (Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo' Sho')
- "I got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table" (Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo' Sho')
- "But I’m constipated, couldnt give a shit" (Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo' Sho')
- "Rosa Parks didn't call '
Shotgun!'" - Bo Burnham - Bo' Fo' Sho')
- "Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay" (Bo Burnham - My Whole Family)
- "We look just like the number 10, when you stand next to me" (Bo Burnham - My Better Half)
- "You're my better half, though you weigh twice as much" (Bo Burnham - My Better Half)
- "How do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to Michael J. Fox" (Bo Burnham - New Math)
- "Having sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed" (Bo Burnham - New Math)
- "Squaring numbers are just like women, if they're under 13 just do them in your head" (Bo Burnham - New Math)
Mooi? Tsja... Geniaal? Ja.