). Ze jeuken ook als de tering 
terwijl ik dit typ zit er zelfs 1 op me beeldscherm
Maar deel hier uw martel kunsten, want ik wil weten hoe ik deze beesten terug kan pakken. Op dit moment is mijn aanpak nog als volgt:
Men neme:
Een hendig sjieke elektische vliegenmeppert
Waarna ik ze eerst flink laat roken
Daarna trek ik zijn vleugel eraf zodat die niet meer kan ontkomen
Dan gooi ik het in de gootsteen en die laat ik vol lopen net kokend water
Vertel mij hoe ik ze nog erger kan terugpakken voor al het leed dat ze mij hebben toegebracht
.Verder zijn het inderdaad kutbeesten
quote:Hendig sjiekOp donderdag 14 augustus 2008 18:30 schreef Amokzaaier het volgende:
vooral leuk met dikke bromvliegen. 1 vleugels verschroeien met vuur. 2 pootjes uiteindes. 3. in lepel koud water doen, vervolgens aansteker eronder. niet dood laten gaan. laten sterven in prullenbak.
Wanneer ik zoeen dikkert zie probeer ik het uit quote:Jij martelt zwangere dierenOp donderdag 14 augustus 2008 18:38 schreef Amokzaaier het volgende:
ik heb dat dus een keer op die manier gedaan.. dacht ik: die vlieg gaat schijten.. allemaal witte shit. Blijkt die vlieg gewoon larven aan het bevallen te zijn! omdat ie wist dattie zou sterven, soort instinctieve reactie.
quote:Niks mis mee, dan moet je gewoon een hamer pakken en op die larven hameren totdat je niks meer ziet.Op donderdag 14 augustus 2008 18:45 schreef Miracle_Drug het volgende:
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Jij martelt zwangere dieren
quote:Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 00:35 schreef swarmahoer het volgende:
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een pareltje is nog open: [marteltopic] Vliegen
quote:Explain?
quote:Oh die beesten zijn ook schijtirritant ja
wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen
, nog niks op gevonden though.En een deo + aansteker vond mijn moeder niet zo goed
quote:Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 01:07 schreef swarmahoer het volgende:
wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen
quote:Met de achterkant van je hand een mep geven. Vallen op de grond en dan met iets fijn drukken. Papiertje of zo iets plats iig. Met je schoen leven ze meestal nog kleine kutbeesten.Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 01:07 schreef swarmahoer het volgende:
wat te doen met fruitvliegjes, die vliegen door die mepper heen
Ze vliegen iig niet zo snel weg en vallen gelijk neer vaak even op de rug niet om kunnen draaien dus heb je even de tijd om de kill uit te voeren
met 2 handen klappen is effectiever 
Edit: gefixt
[ Bericht 82% gewijzigd door NeverEatYellowSnow op 03-06-2009 14:09:58 ]
quote:je linkje werkt niet
Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.
Veel plezier
dat vliegtuigquote:wilde hem net posten. Moest er gelijk aan denkenOp woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:45 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]
Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]
Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]
Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]
So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]
Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]
Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.
[ afbeelding ]
Veel plezier
een genialere woordspeling bestaat er niet.quote:
Vliegtuig
quote:Linkje naar video?Op woensdag 3 juni 2009 10:45 schreef TimKuik het volgende:
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]
Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]
Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]
Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]
So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]
Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]
Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.
[ afbeelding ]
Veel plezier
Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..
Alleen deze:
[ Bericht 6% gewijzigd door Westsidee op 03-06-2009 12:42:57 ]
quote:GENIAAL
House Fly Powered Model Plane! How to Build One
[ afbeelding ]
Take a wooden matchstick and slice a thin sliver from one side. Then cut the remaining stick in two, lengthwise. Make sure you leave a little of the red tip intact for effect. Discard one half.
[ afbeelding ]
Make the aircraft by glueing the sliver of wood - the wing - across the remaining part of the matchstick - the fuselage. If you want, you can use little scraps to make a tail section. Or you can make a biplane. Or you can use a couple of thin slices of balsa to make a huge wing, one that will carry maybe twenty engines. Indulge your aeronautical whims. Think of lift, think of thrust, think of innovation without the benefit of an industrial policy.
[ afbeelding ]
Catch a bunch of flies. Put them in a jar and put the jar in the freezer. In a few seconds the flies will be chilled out completely. This is called cryogenics, and it has its drawbacks. For example, the flies will be dead flies if you freeze them too long. Dead flies are no good.
[ afbeelding ]
So if you’re a tinkerer, refrigerate your flies. It takes longer to make them comatose, but they have a higher recovery rate than the ones you leave in the freezer next to the burritos. Meanwhile, put a tiny drop of rubber cement at each place along the wing where you want an engine. Take the flies out of the freezer. Attach the abdomen of one frigid fly to each drop of glue.
[ afbeelding ]
Make sure all the flies are facing the same direction. Breathe life into the flies. A miracle: A gentle puff of your warm breath will resuscitate the flies.
[ afbeelding ]
Launch the aircraft. It should fly like a charm, and, far from being cruel to the flies, you’ll be teaching them a new and valuable thing, one that brings us to the virtue of this exercise. For we see that while flies think a lot alike, have a great deal in common, share many of the same hopes and dreams, they never act in concert, as a team, with regard for the worth of other, neighboring flies until forced to by grim circumstance - as, for example, when they are harnessed to fly and either first experience the exhilaration of high-altitude cooperation or die. Redeemed by such a critical choice, they’ll soar like a glider, race like a Stealth airplane.
[ afbeelding ]
Veel plezier
Dat moet ik deze zomer een keer gaan proberen eigenlijk.
Zijn er eigenlijk geen video's van werkende vlieg-tuigen?
quote:geen vliegtuigje, wel een touwtje
quote:hhahahahahOp woensdag 3 juni 2009 12:34 schreef Westsidee het volgende:
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Linkje naar video?
Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..
Alleen deze:
quote:with all the bugs worked out... leuke woordspeling
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Linkje naar video?
Edit: Geen video te vinden, zoals beschreven, dus zal wel niet werken..
Alleen deze:
Maar iemand die wat op de vliegen test filmt het wel he
?