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  donderdag 3 juli 2008 @ 12:31:21 #251
207403 First
overal, altijd de eerste
pi_59863157
Tvp
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quote:
Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 12:31 schreef First het volgende:
Tvp
???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topic
I pwn u!
  donderdag 3 juli 2008 @ 14:03:15 #253
207403 First
overal, altijd de eerste
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quote:
Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 13:18 schreef weasel85 het volgende:

[..]

???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topic
Eigenlijk een kick, zodat er weer wat grappige gesprekjes gepost woren
  zaterdag 19 juli 2008 @ 20:16:38 #254
17568 GizartFRL
Ik ben jarig!
pi_60213880
SystemSystem
Leonelle has joined this session!
19:51:20 SystemSystem
Connected with Leonelle
19:51:20 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
19:51:32 CustomerB30failure
Hello, I am looking for a part for my car
19:51:50 AgentLeonelle
What part are you looking sir?
19:52:08 CustomerB30failure
I am looking for a injection manifold for my Volvo 160
19:52:30 AgentLeonelle
Let me check.
19:53:14 CustomerB30failure
It's a B30 enngine with a costum B5254T header.
19:53:30 AgentLeonelle
One moment.
19:54:46 CustomerB30failure
Sure.
19:56:08 CustomerB30failure
Could you please hurry up? The Fed's are after me.
19:56:20 AgentLeonelle
Yes. I am giving you the quote.
19:56:38 CustomerB30failure
Ok.
19:57:05 AgentLeonelle
May I ask the exact year and model of your vehicle?
19:57:19 CustomerB30failure
It's a 1972 Volvo 160
19:58:05 AgentLeonelle
I do apologize we don't carry yet the part that you need. Is there anything that you need aside from this?
19:58:26 CustomerB30failure
Can you ship a complete engine B5254T type?
19:58:39 CustomerB30failure
That way I can fix my engine and escape the police.
19:58:39 AgentLeonelle
Is your vehicle a diesel?
19:58:49 CustomerB30failure
No, it's a gasguzzler.
19:59:15 AgentLeonelle
One moment.
19:59:30 AgentLeonelle
Sorry we do not carry the whole engine please try auto zone or summit racing.
19:59:43 CustomerB30failure
What engines do you have on stock?
20:00:00 AgentLeonelle
We do not sell the whole engine sir.
20:00:16 CustomerB30failure
What engine parts can you deliver?
20:00:26 AgentLeonelle
Let me check.
20:00:31 CustomerB30failure
I need a least a nft.ew oilpump and ckranksha
20:01:05 AgentLeonelle
Where are you located sir?
20:01:46 CustomerB30failure
If i order a new oilpump and crankshaft, the order will be more then 50 dollar so I get free shipping?
20:02:04 CustomerB30failure
For my own safety I cannot tell you my current location.
20:02:15 CustomerB30failure
I am still on the run from the police.
20:03:30 AgentLeonelle
Sorry sir I need to know your address. We can't ship the part internationally.
20:03:35 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:04:19 CustomerB30failure
For safety reasons the parts have to be shipped to a middleman in The Netherlands. He will send them back to my cover address in the States
20:04:41 CustomerB30failure
If I give you my current address the cops will be on me in no-time.
20:04:55 CustomerB30failure
Are you calling the Police????
20:04:59 CustomerB30failure
Are you?
20:05:10 AgentLeonelle
Definitely not.
20:05:43 CustomerB30failure
Okay.
20:05:47 CustomerB30failure
is this a secure line?
20:05:50 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:05:55 AgentLeonelle
Yes.
20:06:03 AgentLeonelle
Please be informed that We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session which represents the highest level of security available on the Internet wherein your information are well protected.
20:06:19 CustomerB30failure
Yes, I need the parts so I can escape to Mexico/Canada/Europe.
20:06:36 CustomerB30failure
If I give you 10K can you delivere the parts yourself to my hideout?
20:07:36 AgentLeonelle
Yes.
20:07:36 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
20:08:09 CustomerB30failure
Like you may notice, I am connected to the intenet trough a proxyserver at my middlemans house in Europe.
20:08:25 CustomerB30failure
Are you game to delivere the asked parts to me?
20:08:46 AgentLeonelle
We can't ship the parts in your location sir.
20:09:44 CustomerB30failure
Skip the formal stuff, I am into serious business. If you deliver the parts to my US hideout, you will make 10K. Is this something you are willing to do for a man in trouble?
20:11:06 AgentLeonelle
Is this for the serious matter because we are working here to value your your time sir not for anything else. Just tell me the parts that you need and the shipping address is US okay?
20:12:59 CustomerB30failure
I'm not kidding, this a my last chance, I have info on things you wouldn't believe and that is why the cops are after me. I need a new oilpump and crankshaft for my Volvo. If I pay you 15K can you deliver them to my hidout?
20:13:37 CustomerB30failure
You can also keep my other car a 2005 Mercedes. I cannot use it anymore because of the attenjtion I am getting.
20:14:15 CustomerB30failure
I have to go real soon I cannot stay at the same location for to long at a time.
20:15:09 CustomerB30failure
I will contect you again soon. Got to go, they are after me.
20:15:21 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. Have a nice day!
20:15:21 SystemSystem
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"Charlotte Muis is een dief en heel Nederland weet het nu"
  zaterdag 19 juli 2008 @ 20:34:53 #255
174659 Billy_Talent
stiekem mag alles
pi_60214161
Haha. Dit is best grappig eigenlijk

Ik wil ook een IP-ban, maar ik ben veel te aardig voor die gasten
I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.
  zaterdag 19 juli 2008 @ 20:38:19 #256
17568 GizartFRL
Ik ben jarig!
pi_60214224
Gewoon inloggen onder B30 failure en vragen naar Leonelle.
"Charlotte Muis is een dief en heel Nederland weet het nu"
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SPOILER
Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
pi_60216688
Kick vanwege mijn topic.. first?
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
  zondag 20 juli 2008 @ 02:10:38 #260
66083 Platina
78th Element
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quote:
Judie
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:02:37
Paul
ich brauche jetzt eine carborateur fur meine volvo
2:02:40
Paul
haben sie die?
2:04:40
Judie
can't understand Spanish
Paul
Nur Spanish? Como es tu Dias?
2:11:25
Paul
El hablo dos arriba del carboratos?
2:11:49
Judie
We are glad to be of help. Thank you for visiting our web site..
Ze zijn niet al te snugger daar
en niet behulpzaam.
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quote:
Op zondag 20 juli 2008 02:10 schreef Platina het volgende:

[..]

Ze zijn niet al te snugger daar
en niet behulpzaam.
Spaans met duits verwarren Je noemt poep toch ook geen kaviaar...

Spaans
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
pi_60230207
Die gast zo lang mogelijk aan de praat houden


System
Faith has joined this session!
19:06:25 SystemSystem
Connected with Faith
19:06:25 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
19:06:55 CustomerJoop
Hello i need some parts for my volvo 140 from 1967
19:07:03 CustomerJoop
the color is red
19:07:20 AgentFaith
okay
19:07:26 CustomerJoop
and i need some new valves for the radio
19:07:26 AgentFaith
what particular parts?
19:07:43 AgentFaith
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
19:07:43 CustomerJoop
and an gearbox
19:08:15 CustomerJoop
and a rear veiuw mirror
19:08:25 AgentFaith
okay
19:08:30 AgentFaith
let me check
19:08:32 CustomerJoop
and a new back shield window
19:08:35 AgentFaith
where you located?
19:08:39 CustomerJoop
usa
19:09:08 CustomerJoop
kentucky, you know
19:09:20 AgentFaith
sorry we don't have a catalog for 140 model
19:09:26 CustomerJoop
too bad
19:09:46 CustomerJoop
and volvo 240?
19:10:05 CustomerJoop
from 1976
19:10:19 CustomerJoop
?
19:10:35 AgentFaith
we don't have it also
19:11:02 CustomerJoop
euhm... volvo 760 V6 Turbo Diesel from 1985
19:11:04 CustomerJoop
?
19:11:20 CustomerJoop
i need an D24 engine
19:12:35 AgentFaith
we do have is a mirror only for 1985 volvo 760
19:12:47 CustomerJoop
okay i want that one
19:13:00 AgentFaith
may i know the engine displacement of your engine in liters
19:13:11 CustomerJoop
2500CC
19:13:15 AgentFaith
are you looking for the a power or manual?
19:13:20 AgentFaith
in liters please
19:13:30 CustomerJoop
2.5Liters = 2500CC
19:13:39 CustomerJoop
Garage handbook
19:13:53 CustomerJoop
tear the car down and rebuild you know
19:14:00 AgentFaith
we don't have it in 2.5L
19:14:09 CustomerJoop
Volvo V70 AWD 2.5L Turbo
19:14:12 CustomerJoop
?
19:14:25 CustomerJoop
has an B5254T2 engine
19:14:43 CustomerJoop
you know i have a lot of volvo's
19:15:08 CustomerJoop
i just need those fucking part
19:15:08 AgentFaith
can i have the vin number of your car
19:15:28 CustomerJoop
suck my dick
19:17:26 AgentFaith
Thank you for visiting Live Help
19:17:31 AgentFaith
Have a great day
19:17:37 CustomerJoop
youre gay

19:17:38 SystemSystem
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pi_60236032
hahahahaha briljant!!
pi_60236063
Dat eerste topic was toch wel echt meesterlijk.
De laatste tijd zit ons dochtertje in de nee-fase. Ze wil niet meer hebben dat ik haar naar bed breng. Twintig jaar terug was dat nooit een probleem.
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SystemSystem
Sonny has joined this session!
0:22:30 SystemSystem
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0:22:30 AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:23:31 CustomerJerry Springer
Hi Sonny
0:23:42 AgentSonny
hello
0:23:43 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm looking for some juicy parts for my show
0:24:25 AgentSonny
what juicy part do you need?
0:25:14 CustomerJerry Springer
I need a new roof for my volvo cabrio
0:25:21 CustomerJerry Springer
I want one with a goatse print
0:25:55 AgentSonny
we dont carry eat
0:26:20 AgentSonny
sorry we dont Carry it
0:26:32 CustomerJerry Springer
Would you have any clue as to where I might be able to get one?
0:26:43 CustomerJerry Springer
a tubgirl print or hai2u would be fine too
0:27:05 CustomerJerry Springer
I basically want a print of the image on this site: www.hai2u.co on my cabrio roof
0:27:24 CustomerJerry Springer
www.hai2u.com I mean
0:27:27 AgentSonny
could you please hold for a minute?
0:27:39 CustomerJerry Springer
yes i could
0:29:01 AgentSonny
thanks
0:29:16 AgentSonny
HOST_ADDRESS: 145.116.2.woonstichting.de.key.invalid
IP_ADDRESS: xxxxxxxxxxx
LANG_NAME: English - US
LANG_NUMBER: 10
LANG_SPELLCODE: am
LOGIN_NAME: Jerry Springer
SUBJECT:
USER_AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; nl; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008070208 Firefox/3.0.1
0:29:36 AgentSonny
did i miss something?
0:29:54 CustomerJerry Springer
yeah, you guys are a riot over at http://forum.fok.nl
0:30:06 AgentSonny
let me send this to my it guy
0:30:06 AgentSonny
one moment
0:30:18 CustomerJerry Springer
np
0:30:23 AgentSonny
and block your computer
0:30:27 CustomerJerry Springer
awwwww
0:30:37 AgentSonny
anything else?
0:30:40 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm gonna miss you!
0:30:51 CustomerJerry Springer
let me give you the link to the thread
0:30:59 AgentSonny
sure
0:31:01 CustomerJerry Springer
you're gonna laugh as much as me
0:31:08 AgentSonny
i will appreciate it
0:31:26 CustomerJerry Springer
We do not ship to the Netherlands #3
0:31:53 CustomerJerry Springer
So do you want a performance in my show?
0:32:02 CustomerJerry Springer
we're gonna make a new season in the netherlands
0:32:53 AgentSonny
no thanks
0:33:09 AgentSonny
well thank you for your time and good manner
0:33:14 AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
0:33:16 CustomerJerry Springer
You're welcome
0:34:34 CustomerJerry Springer
I'll be nice from now on
0:34:36 CustomerJerry Springer
no more shock sites
0:34:45 CustomerJerry Springer
So tell me, where are you from?
0:35:09 SystemSystem
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Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE ver Maar ik verveelde me gewoon EN ik was een proxy vergeten

Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?

[ Bericht 19% gewijzigd door Epidermis5516 op 21-07-2008 00:50:56 ]
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Hoezo tever? valt toch wel mee
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
  maandag 21 juli 2008 @ 13:56:18 #267
218012 C.Mongler
Goat Second Edition
pi_60244462
quote:
Op maandag 21 juli 2008 00:28 schreef pmdomela het volgende:

[..]

Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE ver Maar ik verveelde me gewoon EN ik was een proxy vergeten

Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?
Te ver
Een Goatse-Arrestatieteam is nu onderweg!

En nu hebben ze je User-agent en IP adres, big deal
Internet, ernstige neukende zaken!
quote:
Op vrijdag 11 december 2009 13:22 schreef koningdavid het volgende:
Christenen :')
  maandag 21 juli 2008 @ 17:57:42 #268
174659 Billy_Talent
stiekem mag alles
pi_60248865
Het blijft leuk
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System
Sam has joined this session!
16:48:07 System
Connected with Sam
16:48:12 Sam
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
16:48:27 Sam
Hi Foki
16:48:35 FOK!
hi Sam
16:48:37 FOK!
how are you?
16:48:52 Sam
Fine ! How may I Help you?
16:49:20 FOK!
i'm off in like 10 minutes. Can you help me get through? it's soooo boring
16:49:39 FOK!
i dont have anything to do really
16:49:41 FOK!
:/
16:49:52 Sam
This is professional chat !
16:49:57 Sam
Not Chat room
16:49:59 FOK!
oh
16:50:00 FOK!
sorry
16:50:05 FOK!
can i have your MSN then?
16:50:22 Sam
Where are you located?
16:50:29 FOK!
England
16:50:37 Sam
I apologize but we ship the parts only within the 48 continental states of USA.
16:50:47 FOK!
i do have friends ni the us if that counts
16:51:02 Sam
Get the full address?
16:51:33 FOK!
hmm, i don't know
16:51:36 FOK!
i'll just ask them
16:51:39 FOK!
and then i'll get back to you
16:51:41 FOK!
is that okay?:
16:51:47 Sam
Ok !
16:51:56 FOK!
thanks i'll ask at FOK! forum
16:52:00 Sam
Get back to me with the address?
16:52:06 FOK!
send my regards to dennis
16:52:08 FOK!
i will
16:52:12 Sam
Thank you for visiting our web site.
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The session has ended!
I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.
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quote:
System
Jeff has joined this session!
18:03:21 SystemSystem
Connected with Jeff
18:03:21 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:03:27 CustomerSjaak
Hi Jeff
18:03:45 AgentJeff
hi there
18:03:49 AgentJeff
how may I help you
18:03:49 AgentJeff
?
18:03:54 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to place an order for a pizza pepperoni with cheese, please
18:04:36 AgentJeff
sorry we are not a pizza company
18:04:53 CustomerSjaak
oh, woops! must've gotten the wrong address then
18:04:53 AgentJeff
you might wanna try your local funeral parlor
18:05:06 AgentJeff
sure they have pizza's there
18:05:13 CustomerSjaak
Fresh and steamy
18:05:26 AgentJeff
no I think you are just doped
18:05:34 AgentJeff
yes and kicking
18:05:37 CustomerSjaak
Nice...
18:05:46 AgentJeff
is there anything else you want to order?
18:05:52 CustomerSjaak
hmmm
18:05:56 AgentJeff
besides fresh corpse
18:06:02 CustomerSjaak
Will you ship to the Netherlands?
18:06:26 AgentJeff
right at your door steps
18:06:35 CustomerSjaak
awesome
18:06:35 AgentJeff
I can give you a discount if you want
18:06:52 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to order a pizza hawaii at half price then
18:07:06 AgentJeff
ok
18:07:52 AgentJeff
bye
18:07:56 AgentJeff
have a nice
18:08:01 AgentJeff
meal
18:08:06 CustomerSjaak
Thanks!
18:08:22 AgentJeff
bye
18:09:59 CustomerSjaak
When the pizza delivery guy gets here, can I pay by creditcard?
18:10:37 AgentJeff
any type of payment you want
18:10:52 AgentJeff
as long as the money or the credit card is yours
18:11:02 AgentJeff
okey
18:11:12 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:11:21 CustomerSjaak
Nahhh not really
18:11:29 AgentJeff
ok
18:11:30 CustomerSjaak
Maybe while we're both waiting for that pizza delivery
18:11:36 CustomerSjaak
you could tell me about yourself
18:11:36 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:11:49 AgentJeff
no problem
18:11:52 CustomerSjaak
How's life today?
18:12:27 AgentJeff
well it sucks, specially talking to you
18:12:46 AgentJeff
where you form?
18:12:50 AgentJeff
from
18:12:51 CustomerSjaak
haha!
18:12:51 AgentJeff
I meant
18:13:02 CustomerSjaak
I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands
18:13:28 CustomerSjaak
and I think it sucks because you're stuck in that boring support job
18:13:37 AgentJeff
really
18:13:42 AgentJeff
no
18:13:44 AgentJeff
its not
18:14:11 CustomerSjaak
Don't you get arthritis from typing all day long?
18:14:29 CustomerSjaak
So where are you from then?
18:14:57 AgentJeff
don't worry I get paid at least after I retired
18:15:02 AgentJeff
how bout you
18:15:21 AgentJeff
sure you dont have a job
18:15:27 AgentJeff
and your a sore looser
18:15:30 CustomerSjaak
awwwwwwww
18:15:31 AgentJeff
correct?
18:15:33 CustomerSjaak
no
18:15:51 AgentJeff
so do you do for a living
18:15:53 CustomerSjaak
I'm a medical student at VU University of Amsterdam, and I work about 12 hours a week as a nurse
18:16:03 AgentJeff
oh really?
18:16:16 CustomerSjaak
yeah really
18:16:30 CustomerSjaak
Slow day today?
18:16:38 AgentJeff
is Amsterdam part of new York?
18:16:54 CustomerSjaak
I can see you're not very educated
18:17:02 CustomerSjaak
which is probably why you're stuck in that job
18:17:07 AgentJeff
does new Yorker
18:17:21 CustomerSjaak
Amsterdam is the capital city of The Netherlands, which is a country in Western Europe
18:17:51 AgentJeff
like you, don't have anything to do with their lives
18:18:17 AgentJeff
you are not quite smart
18:18:21 CustomerSjaak
Is it hard for you, that English grammar?
18:18:33 AgentJeff
we are working in the net 24/7
18:18:42 CustomerSjaak
in the net?
18:18:59 AgentJeff
so why saying your in other country
18:19:09 AgentJeff
we can trace you
18:19:15 CustomerSjaak
well trace me then
18:19:22 AgentJeff
especially dope like you
18:19:33 CustomerSjaak
It would be good for you, you'd finally look at a map
18:19:39 AgentJeff
dont worry we have your IP address
18:19:46 CustomerSjaak
I know
18:19:59 AgentJeff
so who is the not educated one here
18:20:16 AgentJeff
im wasting my time with a dope head
18:20:21 CustomerSjaak
Yes
18:20:28 AgentJeff
better bug someone else
18:20:29 CustomerSjaak
you should get back to selling autoparts
18:20:32 AgentJeff
work
18:20:45 CustomerSjaak
How old are you Jeff?
18:20:55 AgentJeff
yes I am
18:21:30 AgentJeff
bye
18:21:35 SystemSystem
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:D:D

Jeff werd helemaal gek:
quote:
SystemSystem
Jeff has joined this session!
18:30:25 SystemSystem
Connected with Jeff
18:30:29 CustomerJesus
Hi Jeff
18:30:29 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:31:04 CustomerJesus
I'm looking for the Holy Grail, I think i left it in the backseat of my Volvo when I brought it in for a tire change last evening
18:31:45 AgentJeff
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information.
I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
18:32:06 AgentJeff
is there anything else I can help you with?
18:32:09 CustomerJesus
Well
18:32:18 CustomerJesus
I'm still waiting for that pizza I ordered!
18:32:18 AgentJeff
ok
18:32:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:32:46 AgentJeff
oh please wit for another 30 mins
18:32:56 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:33:01 CustomerJesus
Yeah
18:33:16 CustomerJesus
I think John Mccain sucks
18:33:51 AgentJeff
I don't care
18:34:04 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:34:09 CustomerJesus
You should, he might become the leader of your country
18:34:36 AgentJeff
coz we don't ship to your country
18:35:02 CustomerJesus
That's too bad
18:35:12 CustomerJesus
You could send it to me privately
18:35:19 CustomerJesus
I'll send you some Viagra if you do
18:35:21 AgentJeff
sure mccain don't want to lead your country too
18:35:47 AgentJeff
what else?
18:35:56 CustomerJesus
Ofcourse not, mccain is allergic to marihuana
18:36:13 CustomerJesus
so ofcourse he wouldn't want to lead my country
18:36:48 AgentJeff
now I know why our company don't ship to your country
18:37:19 CustomerJesus
Because we are all terrorists?
18:37:44 CustomerJesus
Are you going to vote for Obama or Mccain?
18:37:53 AgentJeff
no terrorist is different from a dope head
18:38:01 AgentJeff
well if you are here
18:38:05 CustomerJesus
sharp
18:38:06 AgentJeff
I will vote for you
18:38:10 CustomerJesus
I would too
18:38:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:38:26 CustomerJesus
But I'm not in the United States
18:38:35 CustomerJesus
I bet you're gonna vote for Obama
18:38:44 CustomerJesus
because you're black too
18:38:53 AgentJeff
no I will vote for you
18:39:02 CustomerJesus
You can't
18:39:03 AgentJeff
nope
18:39:08 CustomerJesus
I don't accept votes from you
18:39:11 AgentJeff
I can
18:39:11 CustomerJesus
becase
18:39:21 CustomerJesus
*because I don't accept votes from muslims
18:39:38 AgentJeff
ok, I know I'm not a dope head
18:39:43 AgentJeff
hahaha
18:39:53 AgentJeff
you don't want your kind?
18:40:29 CustomerJesus
Do you think I'm muslim?
18:40:38 AgentJeff
ok this is the first time I encountered a dope head like you that sucks
18:40:48 CustomerJesus
Do you think everything outside America is muslim?
18:40:53 AgentJeff
no but you type like one
18:40:58 AgentJeff
yes
18:41:08 AgentJeff
you are a Muslim
18:41:12 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:41:16 CustomerJesus
no
18:41:30 CustomerJesus
Well you type like a black guy
18:41:33 AgentJeff
yes and your country is swarming with Muslim
18:41:54 AgentJeff
well Im not
18:41:59 CustomerJesus
Did you know blacks have a greatly increased chance at dying from cardiovascular diseases? Bad genes and all that
18:42:14 AgentJeff
but im sure you are a Muslim
18:42:26 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:42:46 AgentJeff
now you are beginning to sound like a nigger
18:42:54 CustomerJesus
Well actually I'm an atheist and think religion is bull
18:43:11 CustomerJesus
a nigger?
18:43:14 CustomerJesus
You called me a nigger?
18:43:19 AgentJeff
how did you know about that if you are not a Negro
18:43:27 CustomerJesus
You think it's normal to call people nigger?
18:43:39 AgentJeff
yes im calling you a nigger
18:43:54 AgentJeff
no but for you
18:43:54 CustomerJesus
I guess you're sexually frustrated eh
18:44:06 AgentJeff
no are you?
18:44:17 CustomerJesus
BTW I know about the cardiovascular chance thing because I'm a medical student
18:44:26 CustomerJesus
nah
18:44:45 CustomerJesus
well I think you are the girl in this image: www.hai2u.com
18:44:54 AgentJeff
ok
18:45:09 AgentJeff
I can search that one too on the Internet
18:45:27 CustomerJesus
Yes, or you could just look in the mirror
18:45:39 AgentJeff
why
18:45:45 CustomerJesus
Equally easy
18:46:04 AgentJeff
you saw your self when you look at the mirror
18:46:22 CustomerJesus
yes
18:46:38 CustomerJesus
So where are you from Jeff?
18:46:42 CustomerJesus
and how old are you?
18:46:49 AgentJeff
good for you nigger or Muslim
18:47:28 CustomerJesus
that's not very professional of you, Jeff
18:47:35 CustomerJesus
to call someone a nigger
18:47:44 AgentJeff
why are you being one?
18:47:54 AgentJeff
nigger
18:48:02 CustomerJesus
hahahahaha
18:48:05 CustomerJesus
I'm not a nigger
18:48:11 CustomerJesus
I'm white
18:48:14 AgentJeff
why nigger, you cracking up?
18:48:23 CustomerJesus
Jesus wasn't a nigger, was he?
18:48:31 CustomerJesus
yes I am
18:48:33 CustomerJesus
nigga please
18:48:45 AgentJeff
but you act like a nigger, nigger
18:49:16 CustomerJesus
Still waiting for my pizza Jeff
18:49:29 CustomerJesus
go tell the delivery guy to hurry up
18:49:40 AgentJeff
just wait
18:50:15 AgentJeff
he will be knocking on a niggers door right about now
18:50:38 CustomerJesus
there's more then one nigger, you know
18:50:44 CustomerJesus
Obama isn't the only one
18:50:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your pizza nigger
18:51:10 AgentJeff
yeah Negro
18:51:20 AgentJeff
you hate your own kind
18:51:40 AgentJeff
your a Negro Muslim
18:52:10 AgentJeff
thats why you hate them, you hate your own kind
18:52:25 AgentJeff
that figures
18:52:37 CustomerJesus
you have a rich fantasy
18:52:47 AgentJeff
you too
18:52:59 CustomerJesus
Now fucking bow to me, for I am Jesus
18:53:35 AgentJeff
ok, I'm wasting a lot of time here for you so bye Muslim nigger
18:53:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:54:10 AgentJeff
nigger
18:54:39 CustomerJesus
alrighty
18:54:47 AgentJeff
NIGGER..........!!!!!!!!!! bye
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  maandag 21 juli 2008 @ 19:46:44 #271
22794 Enchanter
Right you are Ken!!!
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OMG , Jeff ligt te janken nu
Ik ben inmiddels overleden
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pmdomela
Op dinsdag 23 december 2008 13:19 schreef Slarioux het volgende:
Wauw, wat een grap. Ik heb niet meer zo gelachen sinds 11 september.
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
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dat begin over dat stuur lol
Feyenoord Rotterdam
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Whehe, geweldig Co.

Alleen een beetje een kutkick
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Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:15 schreef OmeCo het volgende:
SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
22:14:34 SystemSystem
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dat begin over dat stuur lol
je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...
Flexibele werktijden afgestemd op het bioritme van de individuele werknemer leiden tot een hogere productiviteit.
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Eby is stom
quote:
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23:03:50 CustomerDinges
Hi
23:03:50 AgentEby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:54 CustomerDinges
Well...
23:04:01 CustomerDinges
My neighbour just bought a brand new Volvo
23:04:14 CustomerDinges
and he's going on vacation next week
23:04:32 CustomerDinges
So I wondered If I could order the key for his car, so I can 'borrow' it
23:04:43 CustomerDinges
If you know what I mean
23:05:07 CustomerDinges
I'm serious
23:05:26 CustomerDinges
I won't tell
23:05:42 CustomerDinges
Hello?
  maandag 10 november 2008 @ 23:41:32 #277
126522 Samsonneke
Moaaah Gertjuh!!! :')
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De vliegende flipperkast wist ternauwernood te ontsnappen aan de vlijmscherpe wieken der ventilatoren.
  maandag 10 november 2008 @ 23:42:52 #278
215011 Placenta
eating your placenta
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Ze zijn op dit moment eens tuk minder spraakzaam dan een half jaartje geleden
IN MOKUM BEN JE RIJK EN GELUKKIG TEGELIJK!
GEEF MIJ MAAR AMSTERDAM!
  maandag 10 november 2008 @ 23:51:10 #279
218012 C.Mongler
Goat Second Edition
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*knip*
11:29:28 PM AgentNapier
when is the exact year of manufacturing of your vehicle please?
11:29:46 PM CustomerNetherlands
1989
11:31:45 PM AgentNapier
ok
11:34:02 PM CustomerNetherlands
Hello?
11:38:27 PM CustomerNetherlands
helllooo?
11:39:52 PM AgentNapier
yes you can still put that one
11:48:00 PM AgentNapier
have a great one appelsjap
11:48:10 PM AgentNapier
we do not ship to Netherlands

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Op vrijdag 11 december 2009 13:22 schreef koningdavid het volgende:
Christenen :')
  maandag 10 november 2008 @ 23:56:58 #280
218012 C.Mongler
Goat Second Edition
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11:56:05 PM SystemSystem
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Connected with Napier
11:56:11 PM AgentNapier
people of Netherlands
11:56:12 PM CustomerTheNetherlands
Hello Napier
11:56:15 PM AgentNapier
good bye
11:56:18 PM CustomerTheNetherlands
what?
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Op vrijdag 11 december 2009 13:22 schreef koningdavid het volgende:
Christenen :')
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Van TaxBrain:

Katrina: Hello. How may I assist you?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Hello, I'm having trouble with my tax returns.
Katrina: Exactly what sort of trouble?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Well I have been paying taxes for my Volvo, which happened to be too much.
Katrina: Taxes on a vehicle?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Indeed, or have I been ripped of?
Katrina: I would have no way of knowing that. TaxBrain is for doing income tax returns and has nothing to do with vehicles.
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Oh, that's just great.
Katrina: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Tell me, by the way, how do you feel about being named after a hurricane?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Did your mother not love you?
Katrina: I'm not.
"Een acteur is iemand die glazig voor zich uit kijkt wanneer het gesprek niet meer over hem gaat."
pi_63119751
You are now chatting with Katrina. Please be patient as Katrina may be assisting more than one customer.
Katrina: Welcome Back. What else can I assist you with?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Damn, that's just sneaky.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Do you do all the customers yourself?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: And I meant "do" in an non-sexual way.
Katrina: Yes.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, seriously? Poor girl, how's the job?
Katrina: Did you need assistance with a return you're preparing here on TaxBrain?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Well, that depends. What assistance can you offer?
Katrina: Technical support using the web site.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Ah, very well.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: In that cas I would like some technical support.
Katrina: Also, it is for US based returns only.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: *case, pardon me.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, US?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: You don't ship to the Netherlands?
Katrina: No.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Then how the fuck am I going to get my Volvo refund?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: YOU FREAKING NAZI'S MAN, YOU FREAKING NAZI'S


Damn, dat mens werkt alleen ofzo
"Een acteur is iemand die glazig voor zich uit kijkt wanneer het gesprek niet meer over hem gaat."
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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:47 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:


2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
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quote:
Copy Print Exit
11:00:31 SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
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Initializing connection{database:Employee TO live chat service}.....
11:00:35 AgentRhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
11:00:47 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Unknown data input syntax(Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?), database insert failed
11:00:51 AgentRhiz
hi
11:00:53 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: DatabaseMalfunction[database:Employee.overflow()]
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Resetting Employee database....
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[warning:failed memory allocation at 0000372x]
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Database overflow detected
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Uploading database:EmployeePersonalData to http://www.google.com....
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how may I help you please?
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Upload completed
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Database format initialized...
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Warning: DatabaseMalfunction[database:Employee.backup()]
11:01:30 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Please enter database restore code:
11:02:06 AgentRhiz
what is your concern please?
11:02:08 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: Incorrect restore code, you have 2 attempts remaining.
11:02:16 AgentRhiz
hi
11:02:17 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Warning: Incorrect restore code, you have 1 attempts remaining.
11:02:51 AgentRhiz
hello
11:02:53 CustomerdatabaseSystem

Invalid restore code: Database removed. Please contact system administrator to reset.
11:03:00 CustomerdatabaseSystem
Connection failed{database:Employee TO live chat service}
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Ik hoop dat hij de system admin gaat lastigvallen Jammer dat ik het vervolg niet kan zien..
  dinsdag 11 november 2008 @ 11:54:10 #285
35154 James1988
Schommelbotenlover
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Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD
  dinsdag 11 november 2008 @ 12:31:47 #286
104687 Life
Entertainer 1e klas.
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SystemSystem
Faith has joined this session!
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12:11:54 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:15:24 AgentFaith
we are
12:17:19 AgentFaith
are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
12:22:15 AgentFaith
you are in live help
12:23:34 AgentFaith
you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
12:29:31 AgentFaith
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
12:29:31 AgentFaith
have a great day
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 11:54 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD
mooi Het is dus overtuigend genoeg... Ik had eigenlijk wat anders moeten zeggen dan google.. Maar ik wist zo snel niks te bedenken
  dinsdag 11 november 2008 @ 12:50:56 #288
35154 James1988
Schommelbotenlover
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quote:
Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:48 schreef SiestaGuru het volgende:

[..]

mooi Het is dus overtuigend genoeg... Ik had eigenlijk wat anders moeten zeggen dan google.. Maar ik wist zo snel niks te bedenken
http://health.live.com
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:

verhaal

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quote:
Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:50 schreef James1988 het volgende:

[..]

http://health.live.com
Wat dacht je van: http://www.fbi.gov ?
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
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12:11:49 SystemSystem
Connected with Faith
12:11:54 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:15:24 AgentFaith
we are
12:17:19 AgentFaith
are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
12:22:15 AgentFaith
you are in live help
12:23:34 AgentFaith
you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
12:29:31 AgentFaith
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
12:29:31 AgentFaith
have a great day
hoop dat dit verzonnen is want in amerika zijn ze niet zo happig op dit soort grapjes
Op zaterdag 12 juli 2014 20:53 schreef Misstique het volgende:
Ik zou je nog niet uitnodigen voor m'n crematie.
Op maandag 22 juli 2013 21:18 schreef capuchon_jongen het volgende:
Sowieso je hebt me topic verneukt stevenmac :r
  dinsdag 11 november 2008 @ 13:21:34 #292
104687 Life
Entertainer 1e klas.
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Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 13:21 schreef Life het volgende:
Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS
Whehe, het was wel precies van dat 24 taalgebruik
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
-chatlog-
De laatste tijd zit ons dochtertje in de nee-fase. Ze wil niet meer hebben dat ik haar naar bed breng. Twintig jaar terug was dat nooit een probleem.
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Geniaal die laatste!
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
When I get sad, I stop being sad and just be awesome instead.
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Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:32 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:

[..]

je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...
zo! ben jij ff goed in lezen, dat is idd gecopied ja!

gelukkig ben jij hier wel van toegevoegde waarde met je 'a-grappig' mooiboy praat
Feyenoord Rotterdam
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SystemSystem
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19:39:19 AgentJayson
hi welcome to chat support, how may I help you?
19:39:47 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hi
19:40:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
i am looking for some parts for my volvo v90 (1998) do you have the ditributer belt?
19:40:20 AgentJayson
let me check
19:40:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
ok
19:40:55 AgentJayson
I do apologize we don’t have the part you are looking right now, however we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:41:00 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm
19:41:03 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you got something i could use instead?
19:41:12 CustomerFernandes Slower
or the gear box
19:41:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
ive been searching the entire web for it
19:41:50 AgentJayson
let me check for the universal ones. where are you located by the way?
19:43:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
New york
19:43:30 AgentJayson
ok,please hold a moment
19:43:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
Is this a bot or am i actually talking to a person
19:44:55 AgentJayson
you are talking to real person
19:45:01 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok
19:45:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you have the gear box
19:45:50 AgentJayson
this is a live help, real person. unfortunatey upon cehcking, we do not have gear box and Distributor Belt that will work,
19:45:55 AgentJayson
I would suggest contacting your local dealer or please check it back with us again at a later date for the availability.
19:46:10 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm ok
19:46:15 CustomerFernandes Slower
I have another request
19:46:26 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you sell battery
19:46:28 CustomerFernandes Slower
for volvo v90
19:46:40 AgentJayson
we do not have it also
19:46:45 CustomerFernandes Slower
man what do you have...
19:46:50 CustomerFernandes Slower
thought you were a superstore
19:47:25 AgentJayson
we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:47:34 AgentJayson
just provide me the list you need and i will look them for you
19:47:38 CustomerFernandes Slower
do you got left
19:47:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
front
19:47:40 CustomerFernandes Slower
and back wing?
19:48:05 AgentJayson
we do not have them also. sorry.
19:48:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
could you directly send it to me when u got it
19:48:34 AgentJayson
our affiliated sites and us have the same warehouses, we regret to suggest but contacting your local dealer..
19:48:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
like by DHL
19:48:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
(pay at door)
19:49:06 CustomerFernandes Slower
Can i order them and pay right now and u send them when they arrive at your stock
19:49:40 AgentJayson
we do not do back orders, we'll just inform you on your e-mail so we can e-mail you if we have them already.
19:49:55 CustomerFernandes Slower
Alright
19:50:03 CustomerFernandes Slower
Thanks
19:50:30 AgentJayson
You arewelcome.
19:50:34 AgentJayson
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
19:50:36 CustomerFernandes Slower
Wait do you have my e-mail
19:50:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
****@hotmail.com
19:51:20 AgentJayson
thank you. we will contact you asap.
19:51:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok if you won't im coming back
19:51:33 CustomerFernandes Slower
and i will get mad
19:51:41 CustomerFernandes Slower
Bye jayson for now
CustomerFernandes Slower
Oh
19:52:20 CustomerFernandes Slower
Forgot
19:52:21 AgentJayson
bye. have a good day.
19:52:22 CustomerFernandes Slower
Thanks for helping
19:52:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
You are really nice assister
19:52:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
other assister not helped me
19:52:36 CustomerFernandes Slower
thanks alot
19:52:47 CustomerFernandes Slower
my kids say "bye jayson"
19:53:01 AgentJayson
ok. bye.


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19:56:56 SystemSystem
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19:57:01 AgentNapier
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
19:57:08 CustomerNiels
hello napier
19:57:15 CustomerNiels
i need a volvo part
19:57:23 CustomerNiels
do you ship to holland?
19:57:26 AgentNapier
ok
19:57:36 AgentNapier
a pcv oil trap
19:57:41 AgentNapier
we do not ship to your country
19:58:06 CustomerNiels
yes, i need a pcv oil trap
19:58:10 CustomerNiels
why not?
19:58:31 AgentNapier
because we dont want
19:58:45 CustomerNiels
you hate people from holland?
19:59:20 CustomerNiels

19:59:21 AgentNapier
and its the same old illegitimate customers that keeps coming back from Holland and Netherlands
19:59:26 AgentNapier
no
19:59:40 CustomerNiels
yeah, it's kind of a joke
19:59:56 AgentNapier
ok
20:00:11 AgentNapier
we are doing business here not joke
20:00:16 CustomerNiels
there's this Dutch forum and there are topics about your company
20:00:21 AgentNapier
have a great one
20:00:26 AgentNapier
ok
20:00:47 CustomerNiels
yeah, it's fun, it's a pity you don't speak dutch or otherwise you should read it one time
20:00:58 CustomerNiels
so are you busy right now?
20:01:16 AgentNapier
yes
20:01:28 CustomerNiels
while you be shipping to the Netherlands in the future perhaps?
20:01:51 CustomerNiels
*will
20:01:51 AgentNapier
ok
20:02:00 CustomerNiels
yes? that's great? when?
20:02:42 AgentNapier
soon
20:02:45 CustomerNiels
do you ship to belgium?
20:02:48 AgentNapier
in the future
20:02:50 AgentNapier
no
20:02:50 CustomerNiels
cause I've got a friend in belgium
20:02:56 AgentNapier
ok
20:03:00 CustomerNiels
my brother lives in England, do you ship to England?
20:03:07 AgentNapier
no
20:03:12 CustomerNiels
where do you ship?
20:03:37 AgentNapier
only here in the USA
20:03:53 CustomerNiels
you are from the USA?
20:03:58 CustomerNiels
I thought you were from Sweden!!!!
20:04:03 CustomerNiels
wow that's weird
20:04:04 AgentNapier
yes
20:04:07 AgentNapier
no
20:04:32 CustomerNiels
I'll be in Dallas next spring... can you ship over there?
20:04:56 CustomerNiels
do you think I can take it with me on the plane back to the Netherlands?
20:05:18 AgentNapier
have a great one
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