???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topicquote:Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 12:31 schreef First het volgende:
Tvp
Eigenlijk een kick, zodat er weer wat grappige gesprekjes gepost worenquote:Op donderdag 3 juli 2008 13:18 schreef weasel85 het volgende:
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???.... je hebt zowat 5 posts in deze topic
SPOILEROm spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
Ze zijn niet al te snugger daarquote:Judie
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:02:37
Paul
ich brauche jetzt eine carborateur fur meine volvo
2:02:40
Paul
haben sie die?
2:04:40
Judie
can't understand Spanish
Paul
Nur Spanish? Como es tu Dias?
2:11:25
Paul
El hablo dos arriba del carboratos?
2:11:49
Judie
We are glad to be of help. Thank you for visiting our web site..
Spaans met duits verwarrenquote:Op zondag 20 juli 2008 02:10 schreef Platina het volgende:
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Ze zijn niet al te snugger daar
en niet behulpzaam.
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0:22:30 SystemSystem
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0:22:30 AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:23:31 CustomerJerry Springer
Hi Sonny
0:23:42 AgentSonny
hello
0:23:43 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm looking for some juicy parts for my show
0:24:25 AgentSonny
what juicy part do you need?
0:25:14 CustomerJerry Springer
I need a new roof for my volvo cabrio
0:25:21 CustomerJerry Springer
I want one with a goatse print
0:25:55 AgentSonny
we dont carry eat
0:26:20 AgentSonny
sorry we dont Carry it
0:26:32 CustomerJerry Springer
Would you have any clue as to where I might be able to get one?
0:26:43 CustomerJerry Springer
a tubgirl print or hai2u would be fine too
0:27:05 CustomerJerry Springer
I basically want a print of the image on this site: www.hai2u.co on my cabrio roof
0:27:24 CustomerJerry Springer
www.hai2u.com I mean
0:27:27 AgentSonny
could you please hold for a minute?
0:27:39 CustomerJerry Springer
yes i could
0:29:01 AgentSonny
thanks
0:29:16 AgentSonny
HOST_ADDRESS: 145.116.2.woonstichting.de.key.invalid
IP_ADDRESS: xxxxxxxxxxx
LANG_NAME: English - US
LANG_NUMBER: 10
LANG_SPELLCODE: am
LOGIN_NAME: Jerry Springer
SUBJECT:
USER_AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; nl; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008070208 Firefox/3.0.1
0:29:36 AgentSonny
did i miss something?
0:29:54 CustomerJerry Springer
yeah, you guys are a riot over at http://forum.fok.nl
0:30:06 AgentSonny
let me send this to my it guy
0:30:06 AgentSonny
one moment
0:30:18 CustomerJerry Springer
np
0:30:23 AgentSonny
and block your computer
0:30:27 CustomerJerry Springer
awwwww
0:30:37 AgentSonny
anything else?
0:30:40 CustomerJerry Springer
I'm gonna miss you!
0:30:51 CustomerJerry Springer
let me give you the link to the thread
0:30:59 AgentSonny
sure
0:31:01 CustomerJerry Springer
you're gonna laugh as much as me
0:31:08 AgentSonny
i will appreciate it
0:31:26 CustomerJerry Springer
We do not ship to the Netherlands #3
0:31:53 CustomerJerry Springer
So do you want a performance in my show?
0:32:02 CustomerJerry Springer
we're gonna make a new season in the netherlands
0:32:53 AgentSonny
no thanks
0:33:09 AgentSonny
well thank you for your time and good manner
0:33:14 AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
0:33:16 CustomerJerry Springer
You're welcome
0:34:34 CustomerJerry Springer
I'll be nice from now on
0:34:36 CustomerJerry Springer
no more shock sites
0:34:45 CustomerJerry Springer
So tell me, where are you from?
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Te verquote:Op maandag 21 juli 2008 00:28 schreef pmdomela het volgende:
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Bij nader inzien misschien een beetje TE verMaar ik verveelde me gewoon
EN ik was een proxy vergeten
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Word ik nu morgen meegenomen voor rendition?
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16:48:12 Sam
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
16:48:27 Sam
Hi Foki
16:48:35 FOK!
hi Sam
16:48:37 FOK!
how are you?
16:48:52 Sam
Fine ! How may I Help you?
16:49:20 FOK!
i'm off in like 10 minutes. Can you help me get through? it's soooo boring
16:49:39 FOK!
i dont have anything to do really
16:49:41 FOK!
:/
16:49:52 Sam
This is professional chat !
16:49:57 Sam
Not Chat room
16:49:59 FOK!
oh
16:50:00 FOK!
sorry
16:50:05 FOK!
can i have your MSN then?
16:50:22 Sam
Where are you located?
16:50:29 FOK!
England
16:50:37 Sam
I apologize but we ship the parts only within the 48 continental states of USA.
16:50:47 FOK!
i do have friends ni the us if that counts
16:51:02 Sam
Get the full address?
16:51:33 FOK!
hmm, i don't know
16:51:36 FOK!
i'll just ask them
16:51:39 FOK!
and then i'll get back to you
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is that okay?:
16:51:47 Sam
Ok !
16:51:56 FOK!
thanksi'll ask at FOK! forum
16:52:00 Sam
Get back to me with the address?
16:52:06 FOK!
send my regards to dennis
16:52:08 FOK!
i will
16:52:12 Sam
Thank you for visiting our web site.
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18:03:21 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:03:27 CustomerSjaak
Hi Jeff
18:03:45 AgentJeff
hi there
18:03:49 AgentJeff
how may I help you
18:03:49 AgentJeff
?
18:03:54 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to place an order for a pizza pepperoni with cheese, please
18:04:36 AgentJeff
sorry we are not a pizza company
18:04:53 CustomerSjaak
oh, woops! must've gotten the wrong address then
18:04:53 AgentJeff
you might wanna try your local funeral parlor
18:05:06 AgentJeff
sure they have pizza's there
18:05:13 CustomerSjaak
Fresh and steamy
18:05:26 AgentJeff
no I think you are just doped
18:05:34 AgentJeff
yes and kicking
18:05:37 CustomerSjaak
Nice...
18:05:46 AgentJeff
is there anything else you want to order?
18:05:52 CustomerSjaak
hmmm
18:05:56 AgentJeff
besides fresh corpse
18:06:02 CustomerSjaak
Will you ship to the Netherlands?
18:06:26 AgentJeff
right at your door steps
18:06:35 CustomerSjaak
awesome
18:06:35 AgentJeff
I can give you a discount if you want
18:06:52 CustomerSjaak
I'd like to order a pizza hawaii at half price then
18:07:06 AgentJeff
ok
18:07:52 AgentJeff
bye
18:07:56 AgentJeff
have a nice
18:08:01 AgentJeff
meal
18:08:06 CustomerSjaak
Thanks!
18:08:22 AgentJeff
bye
18:09:59 CustomerSjaak
When the pizza delivery guy gets here, can I pay by creditcard?
18:10:37 AgentJeff
any type of payment you want
18:10:52 AgentJeff
as long as the money or the credit card is yours
18:11:02 AgentJeff
okey
18:11:12 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:11:21 CustomerSjaak
Nahhh not really
18:11:29 AgentJeff
ok
18:11:30 CustomerSjaak
Maybe while we're both waiting for that pizza delivery
18:11:36 CustomerSjaak
you could tell me about yourself
18:11:36 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:11:49 AgentJeff
no problem
18:11:52 CustomerSjaak
How's life today?
18:12:27 AgentJeff
well it sucks, specially talking to you
18:12:46 AgentJeff
where you form?
18:12:50 AgentJeff
from
18:12:51 CustomerSjaak
haha!
18:12:51 AgentJeff
I meant
18:13:02 CustomerSjaak
I'm from Amsterdam, the Netherlands
18:13:28 CustomerSjaak
and I think it sucks because you're stuck in that boring support job
18:13:37 AgentJeff
really
18:13:42 AgentJeff
no
18:13:44 AgentJeff
its not
18:14:11 CustomerSjaak
Don't you get arthritis from typing all day long?
18:14:29 CustomerSjaak
So where are you from then?
18:14:57 AgentJeff
don't worry I get paid at least after I retired
18:15:02 AgentJeff
how bout you
18:15:21 AgentJeff
sure you dont have a job
18:15:27 AgentJeff
and your a sore looser
18:15:30 CustomerSjaak
awwwwwwww
18:15:31 AgentJeff
correct?
18:15:33 CustomerSjaak
no
18:15:51 AgentJeff
so do you do for a living
18:15:53 CustomerSjaak
I'm a medical student at VU University of Amsterdam, and I work about 12 hours a week as a nurse
18:16:03 AgentJeff
oh really?
18:16:16 CustomerSjaak
yeah really
18:16:30 CustomerSjaak
Slow day today?
18:16:38 AgentJeff
is Amsterdam part of new York?
18:16:54 CustomerSjaak
I can see you're not very educated
18:17:02 CustomerSjaak
which is probably why you're stuck in that job
18:17:07 AgentJeff
does new Yorker
18:17:21 CustomerSjaak
Amsterdam is the capital city of The Netherlands, which is a country in Western Europe
18:17:51 AgentJeff
like you, don't have anything to do with their lives
18:18:17 AgentJeff
you are not quite smart
18:18:21 CustomerSjaak
Is it hard for you, that English grammar?
18:18:33 AgentJeff
we are working in the net 24/7
18:18:42 CustomerSjaak
in the net?
18:18:59 AgentJeff
so why saying your in other country
18:19:09 AgentJeff
we can trace you
18:19:15 CustomerSjaak
well trace me then
18:19:22 AgentJeff
especially dope like you
18:19:33 CustomerSjaak
It would be good for you, you'd finally look at a map
18:19:39 AgentJeff
dont worry we have your IP address
18:19:46 CustomerSjaak
I know
18:19:59 AgentJeff
so who is the not educated one here
18:20:16 AgentJeff
im wasting my time with a dope head
18:20:21 CustomerSjaak
Yes
18:20:28 AgentJeff
better bug someone else
18:20:29 CustomerSjaak
you should get back to selling autoparts
18:20:32 AgentJeff
work
18:20:45 CustomerSjaak
How old are you Jeff?
18:20:55 AgentJeff
yes I am
18:21:30 AgentJeff
bye
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18:30:29 CustomerJesus
Hi Jeff
18:30:29 AgentJeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
18:31:04 CustomerJesus
I'm looking for the Holy Grail, I think i left it in the backseat of my Volvo when I brought it in for a tire change last evening
18:31:45 AgentJeff
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information.
I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
18:32:06 AgentJeff
is there anything else I can help you with?
18:32:09 CustomerJesus
Well
18:32:18 CustomerJesus
I'm still waiting for that pizza I ordered!
18:32:18 AgentJeff
ok
18:32:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:32:46 AgentJeff
oh please wit for another 30 mins
18:32:56 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:33:01 CustomerJesus
Yeah
18:33:16 CustomerJesus
I think John Mccain sucks
18:33:51 AgentJeff
I don't care
18:34:04 AgentJeff
is there anything else?
18:34:09 CustomerJesus
You should, he might become the leader of your country
18:34:36 AgentJeff
coz we don't ship to your country
18:35:02 CustomerJesus
That's too bad
18:35:12 CustomerJesus
You could send it to me privately
18:35:19 CustomerJesus
I'll send you some Viagra if you do
18:35:21 AgentJeff
sure mccain don't want to lead your country too
18:35:47 AgentJeff
what else?
18:35:56 CustomerJesus
Ofcourse not, mccain is allergic to marihuana
18:36:13 CustomerJesus
so ofcourse he wouldn't want to lead my country
18:36:48 AgentJeff
now I know why our company don't ship to your country
18:37:19 CustomerJesus
Because we are all terrorists?
18:37:44 CustomerJesus
Are you going to vote for Obama or Mccain?
18:37:53 AgentJeff
no terrorist is different from a dope head
18:38:01 AgentJeff
well if you are here
18:38:05 CustomerJesus
sharp
18:38:06 AgentJeff
I will vote for you
18:38:10 CustomerJesus
I would too
18:38:25 AgentJeff
what else?
18:38:26 CustomerJesus
But I'm not in the United States
18:38:35 CustomerJesus
I bet you're gonna vote for Obama
18:38:44 CustomerJesus
because you're black too
18:38:53 AgentJeff
no I will vote for you
18:39:02 CustomerJesus
You can't
18:39:03 AgentJeff
nope
18:39:08 CustomerJesus
I don't accept votes from you
18:39:11 AgentJeff
I can
18:39:11 CustomerJesus
becase
18:39:21 CustomerJesus
*because I don't accept votes from muslims
18:39:38 AgentJeff
ok, I know I'm not a dope head
18:39:43 AgentJeff
hahaha
18:39:53 AgentJeff
you don't want your kind?
18:40:29 CustomerJesus
Do you think I'm muslim?
18:40:38 AgentJeff
ok this is the first time I encountered a dope head like you that sucks
18:40:48 CustomerJesus
Do you think everything outside America is muslim?
18:40:53 AgentJeff
no but you type like one
18:40:58 AgentJeff
yes
18:41:08 AgentJeff
you are a Muslim
18:41:12 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:41:16 CustomerJesus
no
18:41:30 CustomerJesus
Well you type like a black guy
18:41:33 AgentJeff
yes and your country is swarming with Muslim
18:41:54 AgentJeff
well Im not
18:41:59 CustomerJesus
Did you know blacks have a greatly increased chance at dying from cardiovascular diseases? Bad genes and all that
18:42:14 AgentJeff
but im sure you are a Muslim
18:42:26 CustomerJesus
hahaha
18:42:46 AgentJeff
now you are beginning to sound like a nigger
18:42:54 CustomerJesus
Well actually I'm an atheist and think religion is bull
18:43:11 CustomerJesus
a nigger?
18:43:14 CustomerJesus
You called me a nigger?
18:43:19 AgentJeff
how did you know about that if you are not a Negro
18:43:27 CustomerJesus
You think it's normal to call people nigger?
18:43:39 AgentJeff
yes im calling you a nigger
18:43:54 AgentJeff
no but for you
18:43:54 CustomerJesus
I guess you're sexually frustrated eh
18:44:06 AgentJeff
no are you?
18:44:17 CustomerJesus
BTW I know about the cardiovascular chance thing because I'm a medical student
18:44:26 CustomerJesus
nah
18:44:45 CustomerJesus
well I think you are the girl in this image: www.hai2u.com
18:44:54 AgentJeff
ok
18:45:09 AgentJeff
I can search that one too on the Internet
18:45:27 CustomerJesus
Yes, or you could just look in the mirror
18:45:39 AgentJeff
why
18:45:45 CustomerJesus
Equally easy
18:46:04 AgentJeff
you saw your self when you look at the mirror
18:46:22 CustomerJesus
yes
18:46:38 CustomerJesus
So where are you from Jeff?
18:46:42 CustomerJesus
and how old are you?
18:46:49 AgentJeff
good for you nigger or Muslim
18:47:28 CustomerJesus
that's not very professional of you, Jeff
18:47:35 CustomerJesus
to call someone a nigger
18:47:44 AgentJeff
why are you being one?
18:47:54 AgentJeff
nigger
18:48:02 CustomerJesus
hahahahaha
18:48:05 CustomerJesus
I'm not a nigger
18:48:11 CustomerJesus
I'm white
18:48:14 AgentJeff
why nigger, you cracking up?
18:48:23 CustomerJesus
Jesus wasn't a nigger, was he?
18:48:31 CustomerJesus
yes I am
18:48:33 CustomerJesus
nigga please
18:48:45 AgentJeff
but you act like a nigger, nigger
18:49:16 CustomerJesus
Still waiting for my pizza Jeff
18:49:29 CustomerJesus
go tell the delivery guy to hurry up
18:49:40 AgentJeff
just wait
18:50:15 AgentJeff
he will be knocking on a niggers door right about now
18:50:38 CustomerJesus
there's more then one nigger, you know
18:50:44 CustomerJesus
Obama isn't the only one
18:50:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your pizza nigger
18:51:10 AgentJeff
yeah Negro
18:51:20 AgentJeff
you hate your own kind
18:51:40 AgentJeff
your a Negro Muslim
18:52:10 AgentJeff
thats why you hate them, you hate your own kind
18:52:25 AgentJeff
that figures
18:52:37 CustomerJesus
you have a rich fantasy
18:52:47 AgentJeff
you too
18:52:59 CustomerJesus
Now fucking bow to me, for I am Jesus
18:53:35 AgentJeff
ok, I'm wasting a lot of time here for you so bye Muslim nigger
18:53:50 AgentJeff
enjoy your meal
18:54:10 AgentJeff
nigger
18:54:39 CustomerJesus
alrighty
18:54:47 AgentJeff
NIGGER..........!!!!!!!!!! bye
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je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...quote:Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:15 schreef OmeCo het volgende:
SystemSystem
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:08:11 CustomerSjonnie
hello joe
22:08:16 CustomerSjonnie
i hope u can help me out!
22:08:24 AgentJoe
Hello
22:08:57 CustomerSjonnie
i would like to buy an Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230, but i changed the my steering wheel and radio / cd player, u think i can still put in the new oil trap?
22:09:39 AgentJoe
I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.
22:10:17 CustomerSjonnie
Ow, bummer, but what would the part cost at u guys? and do u guys till ship to iceland altho we are in a financial crisis?
22:10:34 AgentJoe
Sorry, we do ship only within the 48 states of USA
22:11:02 CustomerSjonnie
So u can send it to my friend in haarlem and he can send it to me?
22:11:29 AgentJoe
Yep
22:11:39 CustomerSjonnie
But u know haarlem is in the netherlands?
22:12:09 AgentJoe
I am sorry, we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:12:28 CustomerSjonnie
but u just said that u could ship it, so i want it send to the netherlands ..
22:13:19 AgentJoe
we can ship only within the 48 continental states of USA
22:13:29 AgentJoe
We do not ship overseas
22:14:24 CustomerSjonnie
oke, well in that case I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggrol
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The session has ended!dat begin over dat stuur lol
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Hi
23:03:50 AgentEby
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:03:54 CustomerDinges
Well...
23:04:01 CustomerDinges
My neighbour just bought a brand new Volvo
23:04:14 CustomerDinges
and he's going on vacation next week
23:04:32 CustomerDinges
So I wondered If I could order the key for his car, so I can 'borrow' it
23:04:43 CustomerDinges
If you know what I mean
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I'm serious
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I won't tell
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Hello?
quote:Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:47 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:
2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
Ik hoop dat hij de system admin gaat lastigvallenquote:Copy Print Exit
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hi
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Database overflow detected
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Uploading database:EmployeePersonalData to http://www.google.com....
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how may I help you please?
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Please enter database restore code:
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what is your concern please?
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hi
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hello
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mooiquote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 11:54 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD
http://health.live.comquote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:48 schreef SiestaGuru het volgende:
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mooiHet is dus overtuigend genoeg... Ik had eigenlijk wat anders moeten zeggen dan google.. Maar ik wist zo snel niks te bedenken
hoop dat dit verzonnen is want in amerika zijn ze niet zo happig op dit soort grapjesquote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
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12:11:54 AgentFaith
Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
12:12:07 CustomerJack
This is Jack, do you copy?
12:13:34 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:14:50 CustomerJack
Are we on a secure line?
12:15:24 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:15:24 AgentFaith
we are
12:17:19 AgentFaith
are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
12:22:10 AgentFaith
yes sir we are
12:22:15 AgentFaith
you are in live help
12:23:34 AgentFaith
you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
12:29:21 AgentFaith
but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
12:29:31 AgentFaith
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Whehe, het was wel precies van dat 24 taalgebruikquote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 13:21 schreef Life het volgende:
Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS![]()
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quote:Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
zo! ben jij ff goed in lezen, dat is idd gecopied ja!quote:Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:32 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:
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je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...
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