We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

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1:32:58 J. van Poepberg
Hello
1:33:12 Felix
Hi
1:33:17 J. van Poepberg
I'm Jeroen van Poepberg from the Netherlands, policeofficer of Noord-Brabant district. We've received some complaints about your helpdesk,
1:33:21 J. van Poepberg
but the complaints didn't look very serious.
1:33:35 J. van Poepberg
So I don't want to spent too much time on it, unless there's more going on. Have you actually had any problems with users from the Netherlands?
1:33:55 J. van Poepberg
Please note I can't offer any details about the complaints because of the privacy
1:34:12 Felix
yes, we do had a lot of problems

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:45 schreef area78 het volgende:

[..]

Jullie moeten die mensen niet zo pesten

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 01:58 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Moe:
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH FOK!forum?
e:
I'm from the netherlands. everyone is familiar with FOK! forum here. 95% have internet.

why?
Moe:
I HAVE A CUSTOMER WHO GOES BY SUPERWORM ON FOK!forum IN THE ROOM ALSO.
e:
tell superworm he is a quality user! (Y)
Moe:
WILL DO
e:
thank you!
Moe:
WHAT'S YOUR USERNAME
e:
erikkll
e:
i'm going to bed now! it is 1.56 AM. Tell superworm he should be sleeping too! haha
Moe:
Goedenacht
e:
what time is it there?
Moe:
5PM Friday

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Moe:
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH GERMANY VS SPAIN?
Wong Shui:
yep i will
Wong Shui:
it's in the morning there, right?
Wong Shui:
does cable feature it or only on pay tv?
Moe:

I AM CHECKING
Moe:
IT WILL BE LIVE ON ABC NETWORK COVERAGE SUNDAY AFTERNOON @ 2:30
Wong Shui:
you're watching i gather?
Moe:

THE GODS COULDN'T STOP ME.
Wong Shui:
did you see the dutch perform in the group stages?
Wong Shui:
4-1 Italy, 3-0 France, 2-0 (with B-team) Romania
Moe:
I HAVE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH HIGHLIGHTS FROM SPORTSCENTER. SCREW ITALY, HATE THE FRENCH, ROMANIA WAS A GIVEN.
Wong Shui:
greatest goals i've seen in a while
Moe:
LOTS OF GREAT FOOTBALL.
Wong Shui:
no one expected holland to perform so well
Wong Shui:
but the russians just nuked us
Moe:
THEY ARE STILL BLOSSOMING
Moe:
RUSSIA WAS A FLUKE
Wong Shui:
oranje lost because of boulahrouz' wife's baby
Moe:
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET THE RUSSIAN TEAM THAT SHOWED UP AGAINST SPAIN.
Wong Shui:
it died at 23 weeks, just 2 days before the game
Moe:
HE NEEDS TO SUCK IT UP. THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Wong Shui:
so they wore mourning bands around their arms and stuff
Wong Shui:
well he sucked it up
Wong Shui:
but the team totally lost its group spirit
Moe:
IT HAPPENS
Wong Shui:
well yeah, tough luck
Moe:
THAT'S SPORTS
Wong Shui:
you also watch other sports i guess?
Moe:
LOTS
Moe:
LE MANS, F1, INDY, RALLY, BASEBALL, TENNIS, HOCKEY. PRETTY MUCH IF ESPN OR FOX AIRES IT I WATCH IT.
Wong Shui:
hahaha great
Moe:
CAN'T STAND NASCAR
Wong Shui:
this summer will be sporting heaven
Moe:
LOTS OF BASEBALL AND GOLF
Wong Shui:
first the UEFA championship, then Tour de France, then Olympics
Moe:
LOVE OLYMPICS
Wong Shui:
yep
Wong Shui:
though we should never have picked china as a host country
Moe:
ABSOLUTELY AGREE
Wong Shui:
too much internal struggles, too leisurely with human rights
Wong Shui:
and what they did to tibet is just an abomination
Moe:
THEY WILL GET THERE'S IN THE END
Wong Shui:
well lets hope so
Moe:
KARMA'S A BITCH
Wong Shui:
what i said earlier about the dollar being low
Moe:

TOTALLY SUCKS HUH?
Wong Shui:
well yeah for you guys mostly
Wong Shui:
but we're all crossing fingers here
Wong Shui:
cuz if your economy collapses, ours will too
Moe:
THAT'S WHY I AM GETTING A LOT OF EUROPEAN ORDERS. EVEN WITH SHIPPING IT'S STILL CHEAPER.
Wong Shui:
true
Moe:
BUSH IS ON THE WAY OUT. WE'LL SEE WHO CAN SCREW UP ANY MORE THAN IT IS.
Wong Shui:
why did you make up 110 dollars of shipping costs btw?
Wong Shui:
to scare me off?
Moe:
THAT'S WHAT UPS SHOWS TO SHIP TO CHINA.
Wong Shui:
well i'd be voting obama if i were you
Wong Shui:
that's the least you can do to make a statement against 8 years of bush-dictatorship
Moe:
WE ARE SCREWED WITH OBAMA OR MCCAIN.
Wong Shui:
well they're all puppets i guess
Wong Shui:
of the Real Powers That Be
Wong Shui:
but i guess for a puppet i like obama better
Moe:
WHO ARE THE REAL POWERS? BILL GATES AND STEVE JOBS?
Wong Shui:
well partly
Wong Shui:
i think it's the bilderberg thing, or something similar
Wong Shui:
a group of powerful, important companies, go's, oil sheikhs
Moe:
THE FREE MASONS STILL HOLD THE TRUE CONSTITUTIONAL POWER
Wong Shui:
it's a proven fact that 90 percent of world media is controlled by 10 american companies
Wong Shui:
which probably are controlled by freemasons
Wong Shui:
i think america could do better with another voting system
Wong Shui:
just award by percentage, not by winning or losing a state
Wong Shui:
so other parties can come up too
Moe:
WELL IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK ON THE TOTAL POPULAR VOTE, BUT SOMEHOW THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS TAKEN OVER.
Wong Shui:
explain please?
Moe:
ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS HOW MANY DELEGATE VOTES EACH STATE IS GIVEN BASED ON THEIR OVERALL POPULATION OF THE STATE. THIS USED TO BE CONSIDERED WHEN THE POPULAR VOTE WAS TOO CLOSE TO DECIDE. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WOULD THEN DETERMINE THE OUTCOME. THEY JUST BASE IT ON THE ELECTORAL VOTES NOWADAYS.
Moe:
FUNNY I HAVE ANOTHER GUY FROM THE NETHERLANDS ASKING FOR A VW REPAIR MANUAL.
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
does he seem plausible?
Moe:
HE'S KIND OF AN ASS!
Wong Shui:
ask him if he's from FOK!forum
Wong Shui:
say you're busy talking to superworm
Wong Shui:
(thats me)
Wong Shui:
why would someone need a vw repair manual at 1:52 am?
Moe:
SAYS YOU ARE A QUALITY USER
Wong Shui:
hahaha what's his username?
Wong Shui:
and yes i am, i'm editor of the column section of the site
Moe:
erikkll
Wong Shui:
it's the eighth largest forum in the world
Moe:
HIS NAME IS erikkll
Wong Shui:
lol
Moe:

ARE YOU AN INSOMNIAC. IT'S 1:57AM?
Wong Shui:
well yeah but i can sleep till like 5 pm in the afternoon
Moe:
I THINK I MAY HAVE A THIRD IN THE ROOM FROM YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS.
Moe:
HE ASKED IF YOU GAVE ME A TOPIC?
Wong Shui:
lol
Wong Shui:
i think they've found out the topic
Moe:

ARE YOU PLAYING ME WITH YOUR FORUM?
Wong Shui:
no?
Wong Shui:
i just looked up this site, the topic linked it, and started chatting
Wong Shui:
in the meanwhile i've been posting parts of our conversation
Moe:
WELL NOW I AM BEING FLOODED WITH THE DUTCH IN MY CHAT ROOM. I AM SORRY BUT I AM HERE TO SELL AUTO PARTS NOT CHIT-CHAT. I HAVE HAD FUN BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO.
Wong Shui:
i'll post that comment, hopefully they'll oblige
Wong Shui:
it's been nice talking to you, have a nice weekend
Moe:
THANKS. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE.
Moe:
WHAT A WAY TO START THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
lol

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Moe:
YOU GUYS NEED BETTER HOBBIES
Wong Shui:
hahaha lmao
Wong Shui:
we do, dont we
Moe:
PETER FROM AMSTERDAM JUST LEFT.
Wong Shui:
well at least now you've spoken to me
Moe:
erikkll WENT TO BED
Wong Shui:
you can easily pick the ones that are screwing you out
Wong Shui:
just ask if they know fokforum
Moe:
TOO EASY. BUT I AM NEVER RUDE.
Wong Shui:
that's really good of you
Moe:
erikkll TOLD ME THAT 95% OF DUTCH HAVE INTERNET AND ARE FAMILIAR WITH FOLK
Wong Shui:
that's true
Wong Shui:
i think it's like 90 percent internet, 70 percent dsl connection or faster
Wong Shui:
dutch spend less time watching tv and more time on the internet each year
Moe:
THANKS FOR MAKING THE LAST 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES GO BY FAST I HAVE TO SIGN OFF NOW. TIME TO START SHUTTING DOWN FOR THE WEEKEND.
Wong Shui:
ok, it's been my pleasure
Wong Shui:
i'm headin to bed now
Moe:
FINALLY
Wong Shui:

Moe:
Goedenacht
Wong Shui:
have a great weekend, and i'll probably see ya 'round if i'm bored and stoned
Moe left this room.

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 02:20 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Ik vond 46 dollar voor die golf manual wel te doen. jammer van de 110 dollar shipping.

ik heb 't er maar bij gelaten.

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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 02:04 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Ik moet een proxy diiiiiiiiiiiing

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U chat nu met mevrouw Bosch
mevrouw Bosch: Welkom op de Live Advies Desk van Wehkamp!
Bezoeker: Hoi
Bezoeker: is Henk ook aanwezig
Bezoeker: ik ben z'n buurman en z'n deur staat open
Bezoeker: volgens mij is er ingebroken
Bezoeker: ik durf niet te gaan kijken
Bezoeker: hallo?
mevrouw Bosch: De chat is niet geschikt voor dit soort kwesties, ik raad u aan een e-mail te sturen naar klantenservice@wehkamp.nl.
Bezoeker: dit is noodzaak, mevrouw
mevrouw Bosch: Ik raad u aan telefonisch contact op te nemen met de klanterservice. Tel: 038-4264777

mevrouw Bosch: Wanneer het echt noodzaak is.
mevrouw Bosch: Prettige dag verder!
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08:37:11 PM CustomerDave
Hello
08:37:12 PM AgentSmith
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
08:37:17 PM CustomerDave
I was wondering
08:37:20 PM CustomerDave
do you ship to america?
08:38:07 PM AgentSmith
Which part of America ?
08:38:18 PM CustomerDave
Well, it's not very big
08:38:28 PM CustomerDave
it's a town in the netherlands you know
08:38:54 PM AgentSmith
Which Netherlands ?
08:39:07 PM CustomerDave
next to germany
08:39:09 PM CustomerDave
in europe
08:39:30 PM CustomerDave
windmills !
08:39:32 PM AgentSmith
which Europe ?
08:39:43 PM CustomerDave
the continent?
08:39:44 PM AgentSmith
which Windmills ?
08:39:58 PM AgentSmith
Which Continent ?
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*knip*
10:36:21 PM AgentRoy
Yeah saw yours in that picture that you ppl used to send us..
10:36:29 PM CustomerWacco
That's goatse
10:36:42 PM CustomerWacco
he likes to stretch you know...
10:36:51 PM AgentRoy
You..
10:37:12 PM CustomerWacco
well
10:37:13 PM AgentRoy
Your original name right..
10:37:21 PM CustomerWacco
let's get to business
10:37:46 PM CustomerWacco
do you ship to the netherlands?
10:38:12 PM AgentRoy
You have the card details ready with you?
10:38:19 PM CustomerWacco
yep
10:38:22 PM CustomerWacco
bring it on
10:39:11 PM CustomerWacco
do you like dutch people?
10:39:51 PM AgentRoy
What parts and the credit card details now..
10:40:02 PM CustomerWacco
i like you
10:40:32 PM CustomerWacco
please
10:40:35 PM CustomerWacco
don't leave me
10:40:51 PM CustomerWacco
i have it here...
10:41:13 PM CustomerWacco
MasterCard: 5262 6402 5030 7498
Expires: 12/2010
10:41:20 PM AgentRoy
Hey don't you have any nice work to do?
10:41:51 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:41:51 PM CustomerWacco
part number is 1337
10:42:09 PM AgentRoy
CVV2 number.
10:42:26 PM CustomerWacco
i'm not going to tell you, i first want some assurance...
10:42:32 PM CustomerWacco
is this line secure?
10:43:02 PM AgentRoy
Thanks for using others card as now it has become an offense..
10:43:11 PM AgentRoy
Now the case will be a strong one..
10:43:18 PM AgentRoy
Take care man..
10:43:19 PM CustomerWacco
i'm behind 7 proxies
10:43:24 PM CustomerWacco
good luck
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
You gave me proofs now..
10:43:25 PM AgentRoy
Take care..
10:43:42 PM CustomerWacco
copy pasting text 8)
10:43:44 PM AgentRoy
You know something..
10:43:47 PM CustomerWacco
thanks for the entertainment
10:44:18 PM AgentRoy
The proxies do not work with this portal as we have the best proxy detectors inform this to your friends too..
10:44:24 PM CustomerWacco
HAHAHAHA
10:44:30 PM CustomerWacco
good luck unwrapping the onion
10:44:31 PM AgentRoy
All the friends look the same way as in the pictures right..
10:44:35 PM AgentRoy
Thanks and good bye.
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SystemSystem
Connected with Scott
23:47:06 CustomerPussyCat
*Woof?*
23:47:22 AgentScott
MEOW**

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System

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23:52:30 SystemSystem

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23:52:34 AgentJames

ch

23:52:36 AgentJames

Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?

23:52:37 CustomerSjake

Hi Jamyboy

23:53:06 AgentJames

How can I assist you today?

23:53:21 CustomerSjake

C1R56158 that one, can i use that also on a bmw m5?

23:54:05 AgentJames

What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?

23:54:54 CustomerSjake

BMW M5 V10 E60 from 2005

23:55:25 AgentJames

Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?

23:55:37 CustomerSjake

offcourse

23:57:10 AgentJames

I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

23:57:42 CustomerSjake

it's from your website?

23:57:45 CustomerSjake

here it is

23:58:02 CustomerSjake

http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/search/?Ne=4&N=1733+4294967004&Ntt=Battery%20Charger

23:58:06 AgentJames

This won't fit on your vehicle.

23:58:23 CustomerSjake

it does

23:58:31 CustomerSjake

a friend of mine has it too

23:58:56 CustomerSjake

and that bmw goes like the wind, i swear!

23:59:26 AgentJames

Just a sec

23:59:51 AgentJames

I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you to check with the local dealer or local mechanic.

0:00:45 CustomerSjake

he is the local mechanic

0:00:55 CustomerSjake

he send me to you!

0:01:17 AgentJames

Ok would you like to order this part?

0:01:19 CustomerSjake

you are a great dealer he said

0:01:38 AgentJames

CTEK Battery Charger costs $61.33

0:01:40 CustomerSjake

but you don't have it in stock? how can i order it then?

0:01:54 CustomerSjake

$60?

0:02:01 AgentJames

This part is in stock

0:02:10 CustomerSjake

you just said it wasn't

0:02:32 CustomerSjake

but that's great

0:02:36 AgentJames

This is a universal part.

0:02:42 CustomerSjake

alright

0:02:50 CustomerSjake

very good one too!

0:03:16 AgentJames

Have you ever ordered with us before ?

0:04:20 CustomerSjake

can i send u a picture of my car?

0:04:29 CustomerSjake

just to make sure the part will fit

0:04:39 AgentJames

Ok

0:04:46 CustomerSjake

but no, only my frend, he send me to you

0:05:06 CustomerSjake

klik

0:05:06 AgentJames

Let me double check the part

0:05:14 CustomerSjake

thats my car

0:06:12 AgentJames

Please hold on

0:07:30 CustomerSjake

hoo, wrong link, i mend http://www.autoweek.nl/carbasedata.php?cache=no&vpos=&id=34188&cache=no

0:07:36 CustomerSjake

that one

0:07:42 CustomerSjake

a great car

0:07:52 CustomerSjake

buy it your self to!

0:08:00 CustomerSjake

and you got rickrolled:D

0:08:29 CustomerSjake

just kiddin, did you mind?

0:08:41 CustomerSjake

but serious

0:08:47 AgentJames

Yes,this will fit on

0:08:59 CustomerSjake

great!

0:09:09 CustomerSjake

wow

0:09:25 AgentJames

Perfect fit

0:09:29 CustomerSjake

my bmw goes 267 with that part

0:09:32 AgentJames

Super car

0:09:37 CustomerSjake

that's fast you know

0:09:43 CustomerSjake

only the cpos..

0:09:45 AgentJames

How you drive this car

0:09:46 CustomerSjake

cops

0:09:57 AgentJames

With care

0:10:13 CustomerSjake

no, this one not.

0:10:22 CustomerSjake

i have this one for fun

0:10:52 AgentJames

great

0:11:12 AgentJames

Would you like to order?

0:11:24 CustomerSjake

but a Aston Martin V8 Volante for home use

0:11:34 CustomerSjake

a great car too

0:11:50 CustomerSjake

do you know that car?

0:11:57 AgentJames

Any way

0:12:00 AgentJames

Bye!

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 00:20 schreef Rammstino het volgende:
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Welcome to Live Help! This is “Faith” from Sales Interactive How can I assist you today?
0:15:50 CustomerSjake
Can you connect me with James please?
0:16:01 AgentFaith
okay
0:16:03 AgentFaith
please hold
0:16:07 CustomerSjake
allright
0:16:12 CustomerSjake
thank you
0:16:15 SystemSystem
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0:16:42 CustomerSjake
hi jameyboy!!!
0:16:48 CustomerSjake
i missed you
0:16:56 CustomerSjake
how are you now?
0:17:04 CustomerSjake
i really want o buy that part
0:17:06 AgentJames
not fine
0:17:10 CustomerSjake
why did u disconnect me?
0:17:18 AgentJames
We accept Visa,Mastercard, Discover & Amex.Please provide me the Credit Card Number, Expiration date and the 3 digit cid code on the back of your card ..
0:17:22 CustomerSjake
why that?
0:18:09 CustomerSjake
do you also accept paypall?
0:18:26 AgentJames
No
0:18:31 AgentJames
Only credit card
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Op zaterdag 28 juni 2008 23:49 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:

[..]

Ik werd even verbeterd...

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 20:22 schreef Placenta het volgende:
aids is a gift and cancer is a talent

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Hallo, mijn naam is Steven Spiele. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
R.Bakker:
Hoi , is laurens daar
Steven Spiele:
nee...
R.Bakker:
Ik ben Rob zijn buurman , ik zag dat zijn voordeur open staat en het begint nu keihard te regenen !
R.Bakker:
Dus ik wilde graag weten of alles in orde is en ik kan hem niet bereiken
Steven Spiele:
ok...mijn collega gaat even bellen nu
R.Bakker:
dankje wel ik hoop dat er niks ergs is
Steven Spiele:
ok...
Steven Spiele:
alles in orde...
R.Bakker:
Mooi zo
Steven Spiele:
dank u....
R.Bakker:
nee jij bedankt
Steven Spiele:
graag gedaan\hij is al gebeld
R.Bakker:
mooi , mag jij bellen onder hetwerk ?
Steven Spiele:
ja
Steven Spiele:
dan wel...
R.Bakker:
Sta jij niet met hem op deze foto : http://tinyurl.com/2xya9o
Steven Spiele:
nee...jij??
R.Bakker:
nee
R.Bakker:
Je hebt niet eens gekeken
R.Bakker:
Samen met R.Roll
Steven Spiele:
leuk joh
Steven Spiele:
r droll!!!
R.Bakker:
in jouw geval F.Lapdrol
Steven Spiele:
ja joh...
R.Bakker:
ik hoor je speelt runescape
Steven Spiele:
nee
Steven Spiele:
ik heb nu wek al je gegevens
Steven Spiele:
das pas leuk..
R.Bakker:
lache
Steven Spiele:
ja
R.Bakker:

Steven Spiele:
nou zieligerd
Steven Spiele:
fijne avond
Steven Spiele:
doei
Steven Spiele:
flap
Steven Spiele:
du
Steven Spiele:
drol
Steven Spiele heeft het gesprek verlaten.
R.Bakker:
hahaha

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk . Begin en einde was leuk !
[..]

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23:21:08
Charles
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:21:12
spanjol
hey charles dickens

23:21:13
Charles
Hi..
23:21:21
spanjol
i have a volvo

23:21:59
Charles
Yes what is the Issue ?
23:22:26
spanjol
its a slow one.. I want to make him faster.. Like more horse powers

23:23:20
spanjol
What do you recommend ?

23:24:19
Charles
Cold air Intake , exhaust System ,Exhaust system , throttle body Spacer
23:24:29
Charles
Where are you located ?
23:24:38
spanjol
texas

23:25:00
spanjol
that sound like alot i can do.

23:25:16
spanjol
one moment please.. My fone is ringing

23:25:39
Charles
What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
23:26:07
spanjol
im back, it was my girlfriend... told the bitch to wait... i have volvo v70 2006

23:26:35
Charles
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
23:27:00
spanjol
i have the time

23:28:05
Charles
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
23:28:06
Charles
Sorry
23:28:22
spanjol
thats a piti

23:28:33
Charles
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
23:28:43
spanjol
Sound like you know alot about cars.. So i have another question

23:28:57
spanjol
whats better.. A biturbo or a twinturbo

23:29:20
spanjol
and should i dump my girlfriend or use her for sex?

23:30:07
Charles
Sorry this is a professional chat
23:30:22
spanjol
ok forget the last question

23:31:08
spanjol
Im a professional kastanova

23:32:33
spanjol
Hello? Im a human being.. I dont like to be ignored

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23:36:52
Bret
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:36:55
doctor
Hi

23:37:04
Bret
hello
23:37:50
doctor
A man went to the doctor.. The doctor said "i have good news and i have bad news".. "the bad news is.. you have cancer... and the good news is.... ohh... there isn't any good news
"
23:39:43
Bret
One good advice from me is .. better don't come back to live chat.
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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 23:41 schreef Placenta het volgende:
Kastanova , betekent dat je nog je coming out moet hebben om de mensen te laten zien dat je echt een casanova bent

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SystemSystem
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23:47:31 SystemSystem
Connected with Leonelle
23:47:31 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
23:47:53 CustomerCat
*Woof*
23:48:08 CustomerCat
*I'm looking for some parts*
23:48:21 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
23:48:39 CustomerCat
*Some doggy biscuits sound good?*
23:48:57 AgentLeonelle
Where are you located Cat?
23:48:58 CustomerCat
*Woof woof!*
23:49:06 CustomerCat
*In NY*
23:49:21 AgentLeonelle
Okay. What part are you looking?
23:49:37 CustomerCat
I'm looking
23:49:44 CustomerCat
...............FOR?
23:50:00 CustomerCat
Is that what you were trying to say?
23:50:29 AgentLeonelle
Are you looking some parts for your vehicle?
23:50:41 CustomerCat
*Roar* americans who can't speak english piss me off *woof*
23:51:07 CustomerCat
*if my vehicle is me, and by parts you mean food then yes*
23:51:51 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I can assist you with that.
23:51:55 AgentLeonelle
*can't
23:51:58 CustomerCat
But I'm hungry
23:52:01 CustomerCat

23:52:03 CustomerCat

23:52:09 CustomerCat
Me needs teh foodz
23:52:19 CustomerCat
*MEow*
23:52:29 CustomerCat
How 'bout some chinese take away?
23:52:31 CustomerCat
Or pizza
23:52:58 CustomerCat
Aren't you hungry?
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
No I'm not hungry Cat
23:53:21 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
23:53:50 CustomerCat
Yes
23:54:26 AgentLeonelle
I can't assist you with non-related parts Cat.
23:54:31 CustomerCat
I'm just trying to make your work less boring
23:54:48 CustomerCat
And if parts = food and the vehicle = me then I;m sure u can help
23:54:58 CustomerCat
What time is it over there?
23:55:17 AgentLeonelle
3:00 PST
23:55:25 CustomerCat
Cool.
23:55:45 CustomerCat
How come the other live helpers are so moody?
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
I don't know Cat. Maybe they are busy and needs to hit the quota.
23:56:17 AgentLeonelle
Sorry Cat I need to end this chat. Have a nice day though!
23:56:20 SystemSystem
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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 23:57 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:

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Ik heb geen idee waar ik het over moet hebben

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Op zondag 29 juni 2008 19:18 schreef R-dry het volgende:
Deze meneer is leuk . Begin en einde was leuk !
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Verkoop: goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: Goedenavond
G.J. Vermeulen: ik heb een vraag met betrekking tot de pakketten die u aanbiedt
G.J. Vermeulen: ik kan nergens de verzendkosten vinden hiervan
Verkoop: ok. Steek van wal
G.J. Vermeulen: met welk postbedrijf worden deze pakketten verzonden?
Verkoop: hu? ik begrijp je vraag niet. U bedoeld een hosting pakket
Verkoop: "??
G.J. Vermeulen: Ja. Er zijn verschillende pakketten, die naarmate ze duurder worden ook groter zijn. Hoeveel kost het verzenden hiervan?
Verkoop: er wordt natuurlijk niets verstuurd. Het is de dienst die weordt afgenomen
G.J. Vermeulen: jullie maken het pakketje zelf open?
G.J. Vermeulen: waarom wordt het dan in eerste instantie ingepakt?

Verkoop heeft de verlaten
Klik hier om een bericht achter te laten

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Hallo, mijn naam is Aisha Bonse. Hoe kan ik u helpen?

Jan Peter:
Goedendag mevrouw Bonse
Aisha Bonse:
goedenavond
Jan Peter:
ik wou graag wat te eten bestellen indien dat mogelijk is.
Aisha Bonse:
dat is mogelijk...
Aisha Bonse:
wat is uw postcode?
Jan Peter:
alleen wilt u misschien niet doorvertellen dat ik hier eten bestel?
Jan Peter:
of komt u mijn naam niet bekend voor?
Jan Peter:
anders heb ik niets gezegt
Aisha Bonse:
doen we niet, er bestelling vele BN'ers via onze site
Jan Peter:
Oké, dankuwel voor uw begrip
Jan Peter:
Moment, even mijn telefoon opnemen.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, het kan dringend zijn.
Jan Peter:
Sorry voor het op onthoud.
Jan Peter:
Ik zou graag 4 medium pizza's met witte truffelcrème, Burrata mozzorella en krullen Culla de Crabettu willen bestellen.
Aisha Bonse:
wat is je postcode?
Aisha Bonse:
ik moet eerst je postcode, anders kan ik geen restaurant selecteren...
Jan Peter:
Oké, ja dit is mijn eerste keer begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
no probs
Jan Peter:
Maar ik mag niet zomaar al mijn privé gegevens op straat gooien.
Jan Peter:
Kunt u garanderen dat dit veilig is?
Aisha Bonse:
zal toch moeten, want anders is het niet mogelijk om te bestellen...
Aisha Bonse:
uiteraard is het safe!
Jan Peter:
Dan moet ik u maar geloven.
Jan Peter:
2904 FK
Jan Peter:
Bevalt uw beroep, en doet u dit al lang?
Jan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.
Jan Peter:
wilt u daar niet op klikken?
Jan Peter:
vriendelijk bedankt.
Aisha Bonse:
zal ik niet doen
Aisha Bonse:
weet u al bij welk restaurant u wilt bestellen?
Jan Peter:
Pardon, ik dacht dat jullie dat uitzochten voor mij.
Aisha Bonse:
dat mag je zelf doen
Jan Peter:
Waar zou ik die informatie kunnen vinden?
Aisha Bonse:
www.justeat.nl
Jan Peter:
Ik ben momenteel niet thuis gevestigd, dus ik weet niet wat hier in de buurt zit.
Aisha Bonse:
en dan je postcode invoeren
Aisha Bonse:
zojuist heb ik je postcode gevraagd, 2904 was het antwoord...
Jan Peter:
Dat is mijn woonplaats inderdaad, Capelle aan de Ijssel.
Jan Peter:
Maar daar ben ik momenteel niet aanwezig
Jan Peter:
Ook de Minister President gaat wel eens op visite begrijpt u.
Aisha Bonse:
zonder eerst gegeten te hebben....
Jan Peter:
Mevrouw, u moet goed begrijpen dat wij niet altijd om 5 uur naar huis kunnen.
Jan Peter:
Wij werken niet alleen voor ons zelf, maar voor de hele maatschappij.
Jan Peter:
Dan kan het voorkomen dat er overgewerkt moet worden.
Jan Peter:
Mijn excuses, maar dit duurd me toch echt allemaal een beetje te lang.
Jan Peter:
Morgen om 8 uur wel weer present zijn in Den Haag,ik moet ook voldoende rust krijgen begrijpt u.
Jan Peter:
Een fijne nachtrust toegewenst.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel, jij ook.
Jan Peter:
Pas maar op dat Geert niet achter uw aankomt nu u mij zo heeft laten zitten.
Jan Peter:
En het is U voor jou jongedame
Jan Peter:
Prettige dag nog.
Aisha Bonse:
dank je wel. Jij ook en succes in Den Haag morgen
Aisha Bonse:

Jan Peter:
Ik zal een spoeddebat beginnen over u
Aisha Bonse:
je bent in elk geval een minister president, die niet met z'n muis over het beeldscherm gaat, hahahahaha
Aisha Bonse:
Zet hem op JP
Aisha Bonse:

Jan Peter:
Proberen we hier nu lollig te doen?
Jan Peter:
Weet u wel wie u tegenover u hebt staan.
Aisha Bonse:
ne...
Jan Peter:
Eerste klas scrotum bent u.
Jan Peter:
Jan Peter,zoals in Jan Peter Balkenende?
Aisha Bonse:
die ken ik niet...
Jan Peter:
Die zorgt ervoor dat u niet lang meer in Nederland vertoeft, ik heb zo mijn connecties, en daarmee wil ik di gesprek beeindigen.
Jan Peter:
Tabee

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Op maandag 30 juni 2008 21:40 schreef WIET_se het volgende:
www.justeat.nl
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Op maandag 30 juni 2008 22:25 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Had je veel gesmoked dat je jezelf jan peter waande?

Lache gesprekje

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Jan Peter:
http://www.smouch.net/lol/
Jan Peter:
potverdorie, verkeerde scherm
Jan Peter:
mijn excuses, die link was voor Geert bestemd.

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 09:25 schreef First het volgende:

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Hier kwam de melk uit mijn neus

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 10:58 schreef WIET_se het volgende:

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Zou ze er stiekem toch wel op geklikt hebben? Heb ik haar nog gerickrolled ook.

Wie stapt in de huid van Geert? Ik wacht op een vervolg

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me .

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:06 schreef R-dry het volgende:

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Ze mocht geen externe links openen vertelde ze me .

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:25 schreef deepart het volgende:

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Waarom dat niet?!?!

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Op dinsdag 1 juli 2008 12:33 schreef HuHu het volgende:

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Lijkt me vrij logisch: ze weten heus wel dat er grapjassen zoals wij zijn die ze vanalles en nogwat toesturen. Zoals gore plaatjes, rick-rolls, virussen of spy-ware. Daarom is het niet toegestaan voor die chat-medewerkers om op die linkjes te klikken.

Dat zie je ook in eerdere gesprekken in dit topic waar mensen zo grappig waren om een Goatse te plaatsen. De meeste medewerkers reageerden er niet op, omdat ze er waarschijnlijk niet op geklikt hadden.