o jullie houden wel van moppenquote:
HAAAHAHAHA!!!quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:37 schreef fanvanheteersteuur het volgende:
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o jullie houden wel van moppen![]()
oke nog eentje dan
Aan de bar
Er lopen 3 condooms de kroeg binnen en gaan aan de bar zitten,
vraagt de bar man: '' wat willen jullie drinken? ''
zegt de eerste: doe mij maar een koud pilsje
de tweede: een glas wijn graag..
de derde: Niks, ik zit nog vol van gister..
lulquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 23:40 schreef deepart het volgende:
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HAAAHAHAHA!!!![]()
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CONDOOM!! EINZ11ONE EN DAN ZO BIERTJE wel koud
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HAHAH WIJN>>>ONE<<<
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EN DAN ZO VOLLL VAN GISTERE ZOOO
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WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA EINZ VOL SPERMAAA AHAHAHAHA LOLLER!!!!!!!!!
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AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHA MEEER MEEER OHHHHHHH ME BUIK MAN![]()
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quote:Alisa: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
geenidee: Hi ,Where is the Vanguard part ?
geenidee: dude , you there ?
Alisa: Please wait a moment ,let me check for you. I will be with you in a few minutes. Thanks for waiting.
geenidee: I guess I get a nice discount for the waiting ?
Alisa: Could you please tell me your order code so I can check?
geenidee: I didnt order anything YET
geenidee: Is that you on the picture ?
Alisa: ?
Alisa: What do you mean?
Alisa: I have no Picture
geenidee: There is a small picture of a good looking woman on the right side of the chatbox , I was wondering if that is you ?
Alisa: No
geenidee: Too bad , are you good looking ?
geenidee: Dude , you still there ?
Alisa: Anything else?
geenidee: Yes
geenidee: How much Vanguard or WoW gold do I have to order to get a free Welpie ?
geenidee: Damn , do you have one finger to type with ..... ? Or do you think I got all day ?
Alisa: I am not sure what you mean
geenidee: Well I want to order some gold , but I want some free Welpies , like you or some other guy promised me
Alisa: We don't offer Welpies
geenidee: I prefer the orange ones , but the red , white or blue ones are fine as well
geenidee: WTF , no Welpies anymore ?
Alisa: No, sorry
geenidee: All out of stock ?
Alisa: We never sell items
geenidee: Well , last week u guys had some promotion thingie , when you ordered an X amount of gold , you get free Welpies
Alisa: Sorry, we have no as far as I know
geenidee: Ah thats too bad , do have some other promotion items ? Like wuppies or Smurfen ?
geenidee: Altho I prefer Welpies , but smurfen are fine as well
Alisa: No, we have no item on hand
geenidee: Okay , is Alisa your real name ?
Alisa: My English name
geenidee: What other names you have more ?
geenidee: May I ask you another question ?
Alisa: Ok
geenidee: Why does it take so long before I get an answer from you ?
Alisa: I need to talk to many customers at the same time
Alisa: Not only you on the chat right now
geenidee: You are all alone ?
Alisa: ?
geenidee: I was wondering are you talking to the other people all by yourself or are there more ppl there ?
Alisa: Many customer on the chat now, I need to answer you all one by one
geenidee: Damn , all by yourself , I would ask more money from your boss if I were you
Alisa: Ok
geenidee: Well this sucks , I want to order gold , but no Welpies , Wuppies or Smurfe, you guys suck , you know that ? You will all die and rot in hell , bye
Alisa: bye
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Sherry 06-26 23:38:54
hi
You 06-26 23:39:04
hi , how are you
Sherry 06-26 23:39:31
fine
Sherry 06-26 23:39:37
and u ?
You 06-26 23:39:56
Im fine as well , thank you
Sherry 06-26 23:40:17
what can i do for u now ?:)
You 06-26 23:40:32
Is that you on the picture on the left ?
Sherry 06-26 23:40:42
Dikkie is ur name ?
Sherry 06-26 23:41:02
sorry i m not
You 06-26 23:41:16
Its my ingame name
You 06-26 23:41:28
Oh too bad
You 06-26 23:41:37
Is your real name Sherry ?
Sherry 06-26 23:41:59
but do u a picture now ? yes i m Sherry
You 06-26 23:43:04
There is a picture on the left side of the screen so I was wondering if it was you
You 06-26 23:43:09
Where you from ?
Sherry 06-26 23:43:24
usa
Sherry 06-26 23:43:27
and u ?
You 06-26 23:44:15
Im in Madurodam
Sherry 06-26 23:44:27
cool
You 06-26 23:44:34
Ever been in Madurodam ?
Sherry 06-26 23:45:06
no
You 06-26 23:45:24
You should go there sometime
Sherry 06-26 23:45:29
but i think i will like Madurodam because u
Sherry 06-26 23:45:38
Sherry 06-26 23:45:49
hehe
You 06-26 23:45:51
Okay , do you have a myspace profile ?
Sherry 06-26 23:46:29
sorry now i m working
You 06-26 23:47:07
SO am I , but you dont have a myspece profile ?
Sherry 06-26 23:47:23
no
You 06-26 23:49:07
Doh , I thought all chicks in the USA had a myspace profile ?!
You 06-26 23:49:20
M'n fantasie wat doe je ? ;'(
Sherry 06-26 23:49:34
:)
Sherry 06-26 23:49:42
have a nice day
Sherry 06-26 23:49:45
see u
You 06-26 23:50:56
But I have a question ?!!!!!!1111EINZ1111!!!
Sherry 06-26 23:51:13
plz?
You 06-26 23:51:40
When I order gold , will I get free Welpies with it ?
Sherry 06-26 23:53:15
Sorry ,you access the wrong live help,plz click the link https://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/15514262/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=15514262&byhref=1 ,and they will help you
Sherry 06-26 23:53:24
our website have not golds to sell
You 06-26 23:54:30
What do you sell then ?
Sherry 06-26 23:55:23
wow accounts
Sherry 06-26 23:55:26
You 06-26 23:57:18
mmm Okay , so if I buy a WoW account or two , how many Welpies will I get for free then ?
Sherry 06-26 23:58:16
Welpies whats mean?
You 06-26 23:59:20
I thought you guys got a promotion , buy ingame gold or accounts and get free Welpies
Sherry 06-27 00:00:18
what mean of Welpies ? i dont know
You 06-27 00:01:13
Thats odd , last week I talked to someone else at your company and told me about it , he even send me a link , with youtube move about the Welpie promotion
You 06-27 00:01:27
Let me see if I can find the link
Sherry 06-27 00:01:41
ok
You 06-27 00:02:24
One moment , is your computer blocked from youtube or not ?
Sherry 06-27 00:03:09
i cant find the recored from u
You 06-27 00:03:30
Oh I found it ,
You 06-27 00:04:07
Maybe if you are out of Welpies , Wuppies will do too
You 06-27 00:06:16
Are you ignoring me ?
Sherry 06-27 00:06:50
no
Sherry 06-27 00:06:50
Sherry 06-27 00:07:04
just i saw u send me the link
You 06-27 00:07:29
Ah , so how many welpies do I get with 1 WoW account ?
Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
yes i have sew but i still dont understand whats welpies
Sherry 06-27 00:08:01
.....
You 06-27 00:09:11
, well if you have any Welpies anymor e, maybe you got a picture of yourself
Sherry 06-27 00:09:41
if u want buy account now from our website ?
You 06-27 00:10:44
Well , no Welpies , no account , Im affraid , but maube we can date sometime ?
Sherry 06-27 00:11:23
www.accountol .com
Sherry 06-27 00:11:43
u can choose u would like account from our website
Sherry 06-27 00:12:37
www.accountol.com
You 06-27 00:13:09
I told you , no Welpies , no WoW account
Sherry 06-27 00:13:53
do u want what account ?let me help u to choose one ?
You 06-27 00:14:52
No thanx , I only buy a WoW account if I get free Welpies with it ,and since you are out of Welpies , Im affraid Im not gonna buy a WoW account ,
You 06-27 00:14:56
Im sorry
You 06-27 00:15:10
But we still can date
Sherry 06-27 00:15:10
np
Sherry 06-27 00:15:33
but i dont know ur mean Welpies
You 06-27 00:16:13
NM , do you have MSN ?
Sherry 06-27 00:16:41
yes
Sherry 06-27 00:17:01
service@accountbar.com
You 06-27 00:17:28
No , I want your private MSN , Im not gonna buy an account unless I get some Welpies with it
Sherry 06-27 00:17:49
hehe
Sherry 06-27 00:18:03
i know but add this msn u will contact me
Sherry 06-27 00:18:17
i dont need u buy account
Sherry 06-27 00:18:34
add this msn still u can talk with me
Sherry 06-27 00:18:34
You 06-27 00:19:07
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hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
1:56:46 orangensaft
Good evening!
1:57:36 Jayson
how may i help you?
1:57:36 orangensaft
Or should I say, afternoon?
1:57:47 orangensaft
Yes I'm looking for a part...
1:58:49 orangensaft
It's dark grey
1:59:03 Jayson
what part i sit?
1:59:12 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
1:59:13 orangensaft
You're sitting on it?
1:59:18 orangensaft
Omaha
2:00:01 orangensaft
That's no problem I hope..
2:00:12 orangensaft
Unless you've got something against people from Omaha
2:00:24 Jayson
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order,probably friends or relatives here, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
2:00:33 orangensaft
I'm from OMAHA
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2:16:56 jusdorange
Hey Josephine!
2:17:26 jusdorange
I'll send you all my love!
2:17:59 jusdorange
But all the funniness on a stick
2:18:27 jusdorange
Where are you located?
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hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
2:22:28 johannsebastianbach
hey hey!
2:22:38 johannsebastianbach
i'm looking for, like, this part...
2:23:35 johannsebastianbach
a chassis for my volvo C1000
2:23:43 Jayson
let me check what part is it?..
2:24:03 Jayson
and where are you located by the way?
2:24:17 johannsebastianbach
You can't miss this part, it's quite large...
2:24:21 johannsebastianbach
I'm located in Meppel
2:24:53 Jayson
what state /country is Meppel?
2:24:59 johannsebastianbach
Drenthe
2:25:28 Jayson
i am sorry, what country?
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2:40:14 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
2:40:14 kattenkut
Hello??
2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands
2:41:25 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
2:42:23 kattenkut
Yes
2:42:37 kattenkut
In Hawaii
2:43:10 Rhiz
what is the part that you want to order?
2:43:37 kattenkut
It's a caravan
2:44:13 Rhiz
specific name of the part please?
2:44:18 kattenkut
it can be described as a white box on two wheels and a yellow licenseplate
2:44:26 Rhiz
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
2:44:31 Rhiz
thank you
2:44:35 Rhiz
for visiting us
2:44:35 kattenkut
wait..
2:44:39 kattenkut
another question
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2:15:01 Jayson
hi! this is Jayson, welcome to Chat Support! how may i help you?
2:15:16 Danny
hello Jayson
2:15:23 Danny
how are you?
2:15:33 Jayson
i am goo,
2:15:36 Jayson
good
2:15:45 Jayson
where are you located by the way?
2:15:59 Danny
why do you ask?
2:16:26 Jayson
coz we ship only with 48 states of US..
2:16:31 Jayson
are you looking to purchase from us?
2:16:35 Danny
yes i am
2:16:41 Danny
and i am in one of those states, afaik
2:17:24 Danny
can you prove to me you're not a bot, by typing your name backwards?
2:18:07 Jayson
excuse me..
2:18:11 Danny
it's because i hate chatting with bots
2:18:14 Jayson
let's proceed with the business,
2:18:17 Danny
they always give me the wrong answers
2:18:27 Jayson
what part are you looking for?
2:18:39 Danny
i need a pvc oil trap, for my 760
2:20:15 Danny
do you sell those?
2:20:32 Jayson
I apologize we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or part store. Is there anything else that i can help you with?
2:20:58 Danny
hmmmm
2:21:15 Danny
i need some more stuff, but i'm wondering... do i get a free Welpie with each order?
2:22:02 Jayson
what do you mean free Welpie, you mean shipping?
2:23:06 Danny
free shipping would be nice, thanks for the offer
2:23:11 Danny
but i'm asking about a Welpie
2:23:52 Jayson
I am sorry but i don't understand, what is Welpie?
2:24:36 Danny
it's orange
2:24:37 Danny
and fun
2:24:41 Danny
well never mind
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quote:But all the funniness on a stick
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2:50:30 Yzza
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
2:50:46 Bernard
hello Yzza - nice name you have, how are you?
2:51:06 Yzza
im fine
2:51:33 Bernard
i'm looking for a pvc oil trap
2:51:46 Yzza
May I know the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle please?
2:52:23 Bernard
1987, a 760 turbo
2:53:21 Yzza
we have it for $37.95
2:53:26 Yzza
would you like to order it?
2:54:03 Bernard
yes, i would
2:54:13 Bernard
it needs to be shipped to Amsterdam
2:54:26 Yzza
we do not ship outside 48 state
2:54:37 Bernard
since when is missouri outside those states?
2:54:51 Yzza
oh sorry for that...wrong window
2:55:01 Yzza
Please be informed that We are in a 256 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session which represents the highest level of security available on the Internet wherein your information are well protected
2:55:01 Yzza
Shall we proceed with the secured billing?
2:55:05 Bernard
can happen
2:55:11 Yzza
or do you need other items to add to this order?
2:55:28 Bernard
i'd like to add a number 47, a 56 and a 62 with a 97 on top
2:55:52 Bernard
and do i get a free Welpie with that?
2:56:06 Yzza
what other items or part number bernard?
2:56:23 Bernard
as i said, a 47, 56, 62 and 97 on top
2:56:56 Yzza
I apologize bernard,,can you please be specific with that numbers?
2:57:23 Bernard
i'd like a beef burger, a large coke, and french fries with mayonaise on top
2:57:53 Bernard
and don't forget the free Welpie
2:58:21 Yzza
I apologize but this is not a food chain bernard..
2:58:28 Bernard
what, it's not...
2:58:38 Bernard
oh my, sorry about that
2:58:44 Bernard
but you do ship Welpies to Amsterdam?
2:59:01 Yzza
yes MO
2:59:06 Yzza
so would you like to order pvc oil trap?
2:59:16 Yzza
we do not have Welpies
2:59:54 Bernard
what? no Welpies?
3:00:01 Bernard
but my son loves the Welpies
3:00:07 Yzza
no
3:00:42 Bernard
you should see the look on his face, he's crying
3:01:01 Bernard
forget the order, i'm going to comfort him
3:01:12 Yzza
okay
3:02:52 Yzza
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Bwhehehe pwned!quote:2:54:51 Yzza
oh sorry for that...wrong window
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3:14:36 Rhiz
It is mentioned either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "california"
3:14:37 Rhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
3:14:52 fransoos
Hey Rhiz...
3:15:07 fransoos
Wrong window eh?
3:15:08 Rhiz
hi
3:15:37 Rhiz
how may I help you?
3:16:02 fransoos
You may help me?
3:16:32 Rhiz
looking to order a part from us?
3:16:53 fransoos
Ahhh that's what you mean..I get a little confused sometimes
3:17:17 fransoos
Yes, Rhiz, you may help me, haha
3:17:17 Rhiz
where are you located?
3:17:26 fransoos
I'm located in Paris
3:17:47 Rhiz
I know you are located in Netherlands
3:17:48 Rhiz
thank you
3:17:53 fransoos
Paris, Texas
3:17:55 fransoos
NOOOO
3:17:56 Rhiz
we are monitoring your I.P address.
3:18:10 fransoos
shame
3:18:22 Rhiz
are you looking to order from us?
3:18:35 fransoos
you asked me that before
3:18:52 Rhiz
what is your concern please?
3:19:19 fransoos
concern?
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