Waarschijnlijk overbelast, probeer het later nog een keerquote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Is dit bluf?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:42 schreef Zotheid het volgende:
AliveSupport2 [11:38]: Hello. My name is Dirk Burghardt and I am the supervisor. We will trck down your IP at this moment.
Guest [11:38]: oke
[11:38]: and than?
AliveSupport2 [11:39]: If you come futher more in here, we will take legal acion against you.
[11:39]: Have anice day
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Dat duidt niet op een ban maar overbelastheid. Heb ik oook heel vaak, irritant!quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 18:48 schreef Asskicker14 het volgende:
Ben ik de enige die er niet inkomt? Iets met Red Hat en Linux?
Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoietsquote:
Het ging wel over seks met kleine kinderen he. Daar zijn ze ook in Amerika niet zo blij mee.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 19:36 schreef vogeltjesdans het volgende:
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Ik denk het wel. Zelfs in Amerika lachen ze om zoietsEn dan nog, denk je dat Nederland je gaat uitleveren omdat je om chinees eten hebt gevraagd?
Paar jaartjes terug was het 30x zo erg, 4 topics in 1 dagquote:
Is dit gewoon bluf?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 20:48 schreef First het volgende:
SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
20:41:13 SystemSystem
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20:41:13 SystemSystem
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20:41:13 AgentRoy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
20:41:18 Customercustomerkees
hello
20:41:28 AgentRoy
Hi..
20:41:35 Customercustomerkees
first i would like to know, are you a human, cause my questions may be difficult for bots if you are human plz type 1234abcd to make sure you are human
20:42:03 AgentRoy
Fine..
20:42:08 AgentRoy
1234abcd
20:42:19 Customercustomerkees
ty :0
20:42:28 AgentRoy
Is that enough for you to confirm that I'm a human being?
20:42:29 Customercustomerkees
cool whould have suspected they would have bots
20:42:33 Customercustomerkees
yes
20:42:36 Customercustomerkees
thats enough
20:42:43 Customercustomerkees
no not enough
20:42:52 AgentRoy
Nope.. We have live people sitting in front of computers here to help you..
20:42:59 Customercustomerkees
i would like to know the colour of your eyes to make sure you arent a bot
20:43:44 AgentRoy
Hmmm, personal details are not supposed to be shared.. Anyway I've green eyes..
20:44:01 Customercustomerkees
I love green eyes <3
20:44:09 Customercustomerkees
i got purple eyes
20:44:44 AgentRoy
Okay.. Enough of this.. Please proceed with the question..
20:45:09 Customercustomerkeesi realy felt we had something special but if you want to talk about business
20:45:52 Customercustomerkees
I am looking for a part for my aunts car that got killed in an exident
20:46:09 AgentRoy
Okay.. Part name please.
20:46:19 AgentRoy
Are you from Netherlands?
20:46:24 Customercustomerkees
yes why you ask?
20:47:59 AgentRoy
I just now noticed the IP and we have filed a case to the authorities which is related to the IP from Netherlands.. We are getting lots of chat from Netherland who keeps posting this chat transcript in a blog..
20:48:25 AgentRoy
So we have submitted everything to the crime department.. Waiting for them to take the action soon..
Ze hebben ons door, hoe serieus moet ik dit nemen
?
quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 21:41 schreef Blackninjadude het volgende:
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http://www.justeat.nl/pages/frontpage.aspx
Alternatief misschien? Ik heb geen fancy hide IP prog dus ik laat het hier maar aan jullie over
quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Jack:
Goedenavond!
Jack:
Jullie bezorgen toch in Nederland?
Birgit:
Ja, naar welk restaurant kijkt u?
Jack:
Uitstekend! Ik zou graag een Volvo PCV Oil Trap willen bestellen
Jack:
Type: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Birgit:
veel geluk daarmee
Jack:
Is die op voorraad?
Birgit:
neen, spijtig genoeg niet
Jack:
Dat is een tegenvaller
Jack:
Bedankt voor de moeite!
Jack:
En nog een prettige avond
Birgit:
U ook
Jammerquote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
James:
Hi Birgit... do you speak English ?
James:
I want some food, but I don't understand your site
Birgit:
Yes I do, how can I help
James:
How can I order ?
James:
I found my postal code, but I don't understand if they deliver in Woerden
Birgit:
ok
Birgit:
if the come up under that postcode they should deliver there
James:
OK, that's nice
James:
and... will you be delivering it ?
Birgit:
if you want to double check you can call the restaurant after you order, you will receive their phonenumber in the confimation email
Birgit:
I'm afraid not, I work for Just Eat, not the restaurant
James:
that's a pity, because I like your picture
James:
is there a way to have you delivered ?
James:
maybe we could go out some time
Birgit:
Very unlikely as I am in London and you in woerden
James:
I'll be traveling back next monday, so that's no problem for me
James:
can I have your phone number ?
James:
I will arrange a romantic dinner, not just some call-in fast-food thingy like this
James:
but really classy, with style, some candle-lights, red wine, roses...
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.
quote:Hallo, mijn naam is Birgit. Hoe kan ik u helpen?
Birgit heeft het gesprek verlaten.
quote:Helaas is er op dit moment geen klantenservice medewerker beschikbaar. Als u wilt kunt u hieronder een bericht achter laten. Wij zullen daarop zo snel mogelijk reageren. Hartelijk bedankt.
quote:SystemSystem
Connected with Mari
22:28:04 AgentMari
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
22:28:12 CustomerOldenzaal
Hello!
22:28:21 AgentMari
hi there
22:28:29 AgentMari
how can i help you?
22:28:36 CustomerOldenzaal
I'm dying to know if you have any parts for the BMWx6 already
22:29:08 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i have 1, but my front bumper was stolen by some turkish people over here, who won the soccer match
22:29:25 CustomerOldenzaal
So i need a front bumper BMWX6
22:29:44 AgentMari
oh my that is terrible, is it the 2008 X6 that you are referring to?
22:29:55 CustomerOldenzaal
YES!
22:30:08 CustomerOldenzaal
That's why i was so mad!
22:30:13 CustomerOldenzaal
It is a brand new car!
22:30:34 AgentMari
i am sorry for this one we do not have parts of it yet however you can try the BMW site it self
22:30:34 AgentMari
Phone: 201-307-4000 Toll free: 800-831-1117 Fax: 201-930-8362 Website: www.bmwusa.com
22:30:44 AgentMari
yes its indeed brand new
22:30:59 CustomerOldenzaal
Do you like the car? I won the lottery last month!
22:31:04 AgentMari
and its really horrible for that man to do that
22:31:14 AgentMari
i have seen it and its really nice
22:31:22 CustomerOldenzaal
I know, but its hard to track him or her down, because they al look alike!
22:31:29 AgentMari
lucky!
22:31:55 CustomerOldenzaal
But, another question, if i may ask
22:32:04 AgentMari
but its sad that the bumper was stolen
22:32:08 AgentMari
yes what is it please
22:32:10 CustomerOldenzaal
How much do you get for this job?
22:32:19 CustomerOldenzaal
Because i want to do it as well!
22:32:22 CustomerOldenzaal
Is it fun?
22:32:54 AgentMari) yes its really fun and we get to help other people however we can not disclose that information regarding the rate we are getting
22:33:18 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, not even when i talk to your boss? Or is that impossible?
22:33:50 AgentMari
try to email us please customerservice@autopartswarehouse.com
22:33:54 AgentMari
and you can inquire there
22:33:57 CustomerOldenzaal
Ok, thank you very much!!!
22:34:15 AgentMari
you are welcome, you have a wonderful day!
Ze ging om half 11 dicht. Daar gaat m'n turkse pizza.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 22:00 schreef HuHu het volgende:
Birgit gaat een drukke avond krijgen in d'r eentje.
Ik ben benieuwd of hun tolk ook op FOK! zit.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 23:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
HAHA police department...Worden we dalijk op gepakt voor vragen stellen
wat een vertalingquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:09 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha ....
Hoe zijn jullie van Nederland! Miss me?! Dat gaat zo mooi dat u hebben gevraagd om mijn naam door middel van chatten. Dat gaat zo leuk om te weten dat uw manier van bugging iemand serieus werken. Ga verder dat, en u zult slagen. Hoe dan ook, wat je zaait is wat je ook oogsten.
Moge God Bless u allen.
That Dutch translation was terrible!quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:10 schreef shavilovesnetherlands het volgende:
Hahahaha....
How are you guys of Netherlands! Miss me?! Its so nice that you have asked for my name through chat. Its so nice to know that it is your way of bugging someone seriously working. Continue that, and you will prosper. Anyway, what you sow is what you will also reap.
May God Bless you all.
A dog has a boss.quote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 01:12 schreef Meddo het volgende:
And if you want, we can contact your boss and tell him you helped us great! So you will get paid better
Ze hebben geen welpiesquote:Leonelle has joined this session!
1:38:36 SystemSystem
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1:38:41 AgentLeonelle
Welcome to Live Help! How may I help you today?
1:38:51 CustomerWuppie
I need some parts for my volvo
1:39:01 AgentLeonelle
Yes?
1:39:14 CustomerWuppie
Do I get free Welpies with them ?
1:39:41 AgentLeonelle
What do you mean by Welpies?
1:40:06 CustomerWuppie
You never heard of Welpies ?
1:40:24 AgentLeonelle
yes sir.
1:41:08 CustomerWuppie
Well , anyway , I like to prder , 1 patat met , 2 goulashkroketten , 1 berenhap met satésaus en 3 milkshakes aardbeien
1:41:16 CustomerWuppie
Do you ship to the netherlands ?
1:41:26 AgentLeonelle
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
1:41:32 CustomerWuppie
Thats too bad
1:41:46 AgentLeonelle
Is there anything else I can help you with?
1:42:14 CustomerWuppie
No , yopu cant help me with anything , only Welpies helpen , you know form alle welpies helpen , thanx for your time
1:42:31 AgentLeonelle
Thank you for visiting our website. If you need more parts for your vehicle please don't hesitate to look for my name "Leonelle" in live chat and I'd be willing to help you in anything you need. Have a nice day!
1:42:31 SystemSystem
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quote:2:57:40 System
Jeff has joined this session!
2:57:40 System
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2:57:45 Jeff
Welcome to live chat sales, how may I help you?
2:57:50 Bob
hi Jeff
2:58:25 Jeff
hello there bob
2:58:35 Jeff
how may I help you tonight?
2:58:58 Bob
well, i'd like to know if you have some things in stock
2:59:20 Jeff
like what part?
3:00:05 Bob
i need a oil trap for my volvo
3:00:30 Bob
a pcv-thingie, you know what i mean?
3:01:00 Jeff
yes let me check if we have the part for your car
3:01:05 Jeff
please hold
3:01:08 Bob
ok np
3:01:10 Jeff
may I have the make, year, model of your car?
3:01:43 Bob
it's blue
3:01:44 Bob
and uhm
3:02:10 Bob
just a sec
3:02:21 Jeff
ok
3:02:27 Jeff
take your time
3:02:29 Bob
a 66 variomatic
3:02:38 Bob
built in 86 i believe
3:03:34 Jeff
is that a s70, model like that
3:04:11 Bob
uhm, wai
3:04:13 Bob
wait
3:04:17 Bob
i found the exact part i need
3:04:21 Bob
i need a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
3:04:40 Jeff
ok let me check that
3:04:45 Jeff
please hold
3:05:51 Jeff
thats a 760 model
3:06:29 Bob
ahhh yes
3:06:40 Bob
well you know, i'm an old man... not really up to date with all car parts anymore
3:06:47 Bob
my son bobby told me what i should get
3:07:21 Jeff
don't worry I will assist you with your needs sir
3:07:28 Bob
that's very friendly of you
3:07:37 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:07:46 Jeff
thats why we are here
3:08:32 Bob- but do you ship to london?
3:09:01 Jeff
I apologize but we currently do not ship out of the 48
continental states of USA.
3:09:16 Bob
but i'm in the usa
3:09:26 Jeff
but if you have an address that you can use here I can help you with that
3:09:33 Jeff
thats great
3:09:42 Bob
you never heard of London, Ohio??!
3:10:26 Jeff
no sir
3:10:51 Jeff
sorry bout that
3:11:00 Bob
tssk - go back to school
3:11:14 Bob
while we're at it - could you connect me to Shavi? she's such a nice girl
3:12:22 Jeff
ok sir please hold, but our session will be cut off if I transfer you to shavi
3:12:36 Bob
ok - thanks
3:13:27 System
You are being transferred to another Agent. Please stand by...
3:13:27 System
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Wat een kreng, die Shavi...quote:3:13:27 System
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3:13:33 Shavi
Hello! My name is Sharon. How may I assist you today?
3:13:41 Bob
hiya sharon, bob from london here
3:13:43 Bob
how are you?
3:13:52 Shavi
Hi
3:14:28 Bob
i have a question for you...
3:15:05 Bob
i hope you can help me?
3:15:27 Shavi
are you looking to purchase an item?
3:15:30 Bob
yes i am
3:15:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:16:59 Bob
hello?!?
3:18:36 Shavi
are you a member of this forum: We do not ship to the Netherlands
3:18:43 Bob
no i'm not
3:18:56 Bob
what country is that, new zealand or something?
3:20:28 Shavi
I would like to inform you that we no longer ship internationally. However, please let me know if you have an address, a friend, or relative within the 48 continental states of USA. Since, you can use their address as your shipping address where we could deliver your order
3:20:38 Bob
i'm not asking you to ship internationally... i'm in the usa
3:21:14 Bob
jeesh, you never heard of london, ohio?
3:21:47 Shavi
have you already stated that to me?
3:21:59 Bob
you're slow sharon... could you please transfer me to Phoebe? i chatted to her a few days ago and she was much quicker to respond
3:26:25 Bob
hello?!
3:29:16 Bob
Sharon, you ok? you need help or something? should i call 911?
3:30:31 Bob
i'm going to call an ambulance if you don't respond in 5 minutes, sharon - i'm worried
3:35:04 Bob
Shavi, i'm going to call an ambulance right now!
3:37:39 Bob
they'll be there in 10 minutes
3:37:48 Bob
i hope they're in time to save you
3:44:12 Bob
well i'm leaving - all the best, i hope you're not too ill for the ambulance
3:44:14 Bob
bye shavi
quote:3:47:54 System
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3:47:54 System
Connected with Gwen
3:48:03 Bob
hello
3:48:04 Gwen
Hello there. How may I help you today?
3:48:14 Bob
hi, i have 3 questions for you
3:48:33 Bob
do you ship to london?
3:48:49 Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
3:48:55 Bob
i am in the US
3:49:04 Bob
london, ohio - ever heard of it?
3:49:29 Gwen
Sorry for that typo, Sorry we are in Carson CA
3:49:29 Gwen
yes we do ship
3:49:36 Bob
ok cool
3:49:49 Gwen
can I have the part number you are looking for ?
3:49:59 Bob
question number two: could you check with Shavi after this chat? she didn't respond earlier on, i think she fainted
3:50:09 Bob
i called an ambulance, it should be there in about 10 minutes i think
3:50:39 Gwen
Sorry for the inconvience we were facing some technical problem
3:50:44 Gwen
How can I help you Bob
3:50:56 Bob
ok
3:51:01 Bob
final question, i'd like to order something
3:51:13 Gwen
yes please
3:51:22 Bob
but i'm not sure who's going to deliver it? are you coming to bring it to my house?
3:52:00 Gwen
It will be delivered to you in 5-7 business days or less through UPS or fedex
3:52:20 Gwen
Can I have the part number you are looking to order ?
3:52:43 Bob
i'd like to order a 42, a 57 and a 64
3:53:35 Gwen
can I have the full part numbers
3:53:56 Bob
hmm, i thought these were the full numbers
3:53:59 Bob
can i give you the names?
3:54:10 Gwen
sure
3:54:23 Bob
ok, i'd like to order a burrito, french fries and a coke
3:55:10 Gwen
This is professional chat session, Do you have any questions regarding the car parts
3:55:30 Bob
car parts? i thought i was contacting Al's Burrito Palace...
3:55:59 Bob
looks like Al's out of business then... can you recommend me another burrito place in ohio?
3:56:15 Gwen
Sorry I am not sure on this
3:56:20 Gwen
Thankyou
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En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nogquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 08:25 schreef Xith het volgende:
Mensen ze kunnen niet je IP doorgeven aan de Politie want, naast vele andere redenen, zullen ze je niet oppakken voor deze civiele zaak - en gaat al zeker geen IP gegevens opgraven bij internetleveranciers.
Mijn oudersquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 09:41 schreef deepart het volgende:
[..]
En als ze dat wel deden... Wat dan nog
I know what you did last summerquote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
Gwen has joined this session!
System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
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http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=titlequote:Op donderdag 26 juni 2008 10:28 schreef Kjelleke het volgende:
System
Gwen has joined this session!
System
Connected with Gwen
Gwen
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Kjelleke
hello gwen
Kjelleke
prove to me you are not a bot, by saying AARS
Gwen
I am a live person
Kjelleke
can you prove it?
Gwen
May I know the parts you are looking for
Gwen
AARS
Kjelleke
im looking for a Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Gwen
Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?
Kjelleke
yes
Gwen
Can I have the exact year /
Gwen
?
Kjelleke
i tought 1980
Kjelleke
but not sure
Gwen
May I know where are you located ?
Kjelleke
Holland
Gwen
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
Kjelleke
o, but it is nog internationally
Kjelleke
Holland, Texas
Kjelleke
you're not a geograpic wonder are you?
Gwen
is it ?
Gwen
Holland is not in texas
Kjelleke
you're questioning my knowledge of my hometown?
Kjelleke
i know its small, but you can't ignore Holland
Gwen
I know holland is not in texas, because even i am from texas
Kjelleke
you do not type like someone from texas, prove me you're from Texas by saying LULHANNES
Gwen
We do have your IP address recorded and we do have all the informations
Gwen
Thankyou
Kjelleke
did i give permission for that?
Kjelleke
i don't like suprises
Kjelleke
what if i would tell you that i have all the informations of you GWEN!
Kjelleke
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Kjelleke
AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Gwen
Have a great day
Kjelleke
thankyou
Kjelleke
same to you!
Kjelleke
but i want my part
Gwen
i am sorry, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally.
Kjellekei know that
Kjelleke
you said that already
Kjelleke
ship it to Holland, Texas
System
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ik weet waar ik over praat!quote:http://maps.google.nl/maps?q=holland+texas&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
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