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And now for something completely different: A man with a taperecorder up his nose.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
Right! Stop it right now! This is getting far too silly.
Ten es gheen wondere, dat mi tderuen grief gheeft:
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
you're mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
[ Bericht 10% gewijzigd door TALIN op 13-08-2007 14:43:30 ]
My god is the sun!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
Ah! Anti-semitism!
Ten es gheen wondere, dat mi tderuen grief gheeft:
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
It's not dead, it's resting.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
Alleen als er Monty voor staatquote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 16:37 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
Terug Vind Python
of dit topic leuk blijft
FOK!'s rode weduwe.
The Ministery Of Silly Walks!quote:
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Can you PLEASE stop talking about the war?!
What?! You started it!
No we didn't!
Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8
Would you like to know more?
Alles over cryptocurrency, bitcoin en blockchain in begrijpelijke taal
Alles over cryptocurrency, bitcoin en blockchain in begrijpelijke taal
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C9KmN9sQrh8quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 16:55 schreef Afwazig het volgende:
[afbeelding]
Can you PLEASE stop talking about the war?!
What?! You started it!
No we didn't!
Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8
My god is the sun!
Sacrilege! Dat is Fawlty Towers!quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 16:55 schreef Afwazig het volgende:
[afbeelding]
Can you PLEASE stop talking about the war?!
What?! You started it!
No we didn't!
Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
- Bertrand Russell
fawlty towers is niet monty python mensen, dat is dan wel cleese maar cleese is net zo goed monty python niet, monty python bestaat uit een heule colaboratie aan hippe mensen.
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
Bestond bedoel je eerderquote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 17:36 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
fawlty towers is niet monty python mensen, dat is dan wel cleese maar cleese is net zo goed monty python niet, monty python bestaat uit een heule colaboratie aan hippe mensen.
Terry Gilliam is overigens beter tot zijn recht gekomen sindsdien hij uit de groep is, maar dat is mijn mening.
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv' !!!quote:
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
OH SNAPquote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 21:32 schreef Hanstin het volgende:
Monthy python is overrated and overdated
"Ni!"quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 21:29 schreef BaajGuardian het volgende:
[..]
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv' !!!
"Shh!"
Is definitief vertrokken na een ban voor het opstaan tegen slechteriken
quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 15:26 schreef FrancesTheMute het volgende:
monty python
[afbeelding]
IS IT A PLAIN? IS IT A BIRD? NO! IT'S BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!!
Superman One: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Superman Two: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Superman Three: Is it a church warden?
All Supermen: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!
Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder!
Crevice is... but security isn't.
Crevice is... but security isn't.
Zeker waar. Ik ben nu de DVD's aan het kijken van Flying Circus, en die flauwe animaties spoel ik gewoon door.quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 17:41 schreef Mister_Monkeyman het volgende:
Terry Gilliam is overigens beter tot zijn recht gekomen sindsdien hij uit de groep is, maar dat is mijn mening.
Laatst een sketch over the society for putting things on top of other things
'I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way!'
- 'Shame!'
Ten es gheen wondere, dat mi tderuen grief gheeft:
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Lol!quote:Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 14:30 schreef Rasing het volgende:
[..]
'I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way!'
- 'Shame!'
Vraag yvonne maar hoe tof ik ben, die gaf mij er ooit een tagje voor.
snorry tis een tijdje geleden dak die scene gezien heb en ik wis het niet meer precies en en en toen heb ik maar de makkelijke weg gekozen HET SPIJT ME!quote:Op maandag 13 augustus 2007 21:42 schreef heijx het volgende:
[..]
Superman One: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Superman Two: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Superman Three: Is it a church warden?
All Supermen: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!
tis een tijdje geleden dak die scene gezien heb en ik wis het niet meer precies en en en toen heb ik maar de makkelijke weg gekozen 
HET SPIJT ME! 
.
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
- I'm afraid, gentlemen, that we're surrounded by film.quote:Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 14:30 schreef Rasing het volgende:
'I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way!'
- 'Shame!'
- No!
.
.
An empty piece of land is shown
"This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please?"
In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up waving. A gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground.
"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."
"This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please?"
In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up waving. A gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground.
"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."
Is definitief vertrokken na een ban voor het opstaan tegen slechteriken
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced, and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said..
One of my favourite bits of silly banter .
One of my favourite bits of silly banter .
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GIMME ALL THE LUPINES YOU GOT!quote:Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 20:35 schreef DennisMoore het volgende:
[afbeelding]
#.. tall and tan and young and lovely ...#
BURMA!
(I panicked...)
Dennis Moore riding through the night. Dennis Moore hum hum hum hum!
Hum hum hum hum hum hum!
(niet correct, maar anders teveel tekst )
)
Eric Idle, neem ik aan?quote:Op dinsdag 14 augustus 2007 20:32 schreef DennisMoore het volgende:
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced, and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said..
Ten es gheen wondere, dat mi tderuen grief gheeft:
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Niemant en scheet gheerne van dat hi lief heeft.
Graham Chapman als (pepperpot) Mrs. Fiona Lewis in de briljante Courtroom Sketch.quote:
Parking offence? Schmárking offence!
Maar het heeft idd wel wat weg van Eric Idle's banter in de reisbureau sketch, hoe heet dat ding.
In Life of Brian als iedereen aan het raam van Brian staat:
"You are all Individuals!"
"Yes we are!"
"..I'm not!"
"You are all Individuals!"
"Yes we are!"
"..I'm not!"
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