ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
Een gemiddeld christen heeft wel eens een praatje met god.
Maar soms klinkt het meer als een monoloog, daarom heeft god een robot uitgevonden om al jullie boeiende vragen te beantwoorden.
Tevens heeft onze oude bebaarde makker ook nog een gezonde dosis humor.
Brand los op http://www.titane.ca/igod/ en post hier jullie stukjes prachtige dialoog!
Wel in het engels helaas...
Voorbeeldjes:
Of een simpele knock knock joke:
Proceed...
Maar soms klinkt het meer als een monoloog, daarom heeft god een robot uitgevonden om al jullie boeiende vragen te beantwoorden.
Tevens heeft onze oude bebaarde makker ook nog een gezonde dosis humor.
Brand los op http://www.titane.ca/igod/ en post hier jullie stukjes prachtige dialoog!
Wel in het engels helaas...
Voorbeeldjes:
Of een simpele knock knock joke:
Proceed...
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Pedo.
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Fuck Allah, de maker van Linux heeft ook de marokkanen gemaakt.
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
!quote:
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Camslet.
Hoi, ik ben een lamzak met een passie voor flessen wasverzachter.
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Neuk mijn oor en noem me Harry Mulisch
Whehehehe.quote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 21:45 schreef Schunckelstar het volgende:
god is wel snel geintimideerd
[afbeelding]
Ik ben geen Chinees, ik ben Joods.
Anal.
.
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Omg.. Mijn leven, wat doe je!
Op vrijdag 6 februari 2009 08:48 schreef ajf het volgende:
Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana O+
Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana O+
al die jaren netjes gedragen voor nop!]quote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:20 schreef Ladidadida het volgende:
[img=578xnull]http://i18.tinypic.com/4l8efpf.jpg[/img]
Omg.. Mijn leven, wat doe je!
ergo
_!
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Laat me eerst even fatsoenlijk bijkomen ja!quote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:22 schreef PeZu het volgende:
[..]
al die jaren netjes gedragen voor nop!]
ergo [afbeelding]
_!
Op vrijdag 6 februari 2009 08:48 schreef ajf het volgende:
Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana O+
Cada día te quiero más que ayer y menos que mañana O+
quote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:22 schreef Ladidadida het volgende:
[..]
Laat me eerst even fatsoenlijk bijkomen ja!
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Niet met al die OOOen schrijven. Dat verwart hem.quote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:20 schreef Ladidadida het volgende:
[afbeelding]
Omg.. Mijn leven, wat doe je!
Op al deze posts is de no-homo clausule van toepassing.
The beaver is still fucked up, but fucked up with a yellow-black kind of feeling to it.
Omcircel koosnaam naar keuze: Razzy, Razz, Para, Kaizer Soze, Pablo.
The beaver is still fucked up, but fucked up with a yellow-black kind of feeling to it.
Omcircel koosnaam naar keuze: Razzy, Razz, Para, Kaizer Soze, Pablo.
ooh dit komt van 4chanquote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:49 schreef Maisnon het volgende:
waar 4chan niet goed voor is he
ik ga eens ff bijkletsen met die ouwe schepper
*pezu gooit deze gehypte 4chan meuk in de ban*
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
God loopt vast bij mij. .
.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
hier net ook, waardeloze ventquote:Op dinsdag 17 juli 2007 22:59 schreef Chowi het volgende:
God loopt vast bij mij. .
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Feckin' dickhead. .
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Hij zei tegen mij dat God van iedereen houdt, ook van ongelovigen.
En ohja hij wil sex met mij omdat ik Turks ben.
En ohja hij wil sex met mij omdat ik Turks ben.
nisk nieuws onder de zonquote:
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Me:
So you thought like. "Hm. What shall we create next? Oh yeah! I know! I can make a race with thick, dark black eyebrows who are absolutely good at making money, and then later on, when this race all has settled, I can create some German prick which I will call "Hitler" to kill all of them. Sounds good to me!" Did it go like that?
God:
Interesting deduction. Why would I think like. Ahem. Quite a lot of things. Aha. Awesome. How do you know it? Oh you can, can you? Give me a break. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well it seems not.
.
So you thought like. "Hm. What shall we create next? Oh yeah! I know! I can make a race with thick, dark black eyebrows who are absolutely good at making money, and then later on, when this race all has settled, I can create some German prick which I will call "Hitler" to kill all of them. Sounds good to me!" Did it go like that?
God:
Interesting deduction. Why would I think like. Ahem. Quite a lot of things. Aha. Awesome. How do you know it? Oh you can, can you? Give me a break. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well it seems not.
.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
quote:Gregory House zei ooit
"If you talk to God, you're religious, If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
Farts are jazz to assholes
- God is Creed fan
- Zijn favoriete nummer is Anything involving Harps
- Zijn favoriete acteur is Mel Gibson
- Zijn favoriete film is Passion of the Christ
- Zijn favoriete nummer is Anything involving Harps
- Zijn favoriete acteur is Mel Gibson
- Zijn favoriete film is Passion of the Christ
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
I wanna lick your balls
God:
Maybe you should check out another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes i d
God:
:-) Dude! You?
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
I wanna lick your balls
God:
Maybe you should check out another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes i d
God:
:-) Dude! You?
Ja... echt!
Me:
All muslims are pigs
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Ive seen it
God:
What did you think?
Me:
They should die, because they are pigs
God:
Why should they?
Me:
Well i explained it in the line above, because they are pigs
God:
Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Mos said he explained it in the line above because they are pigs.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah, kill Muslims
God:
What can I do for you? Killing is wrong.
Me:
Killing is justified in this case.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
No! you are god
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So burn the muslims
God:
That's alright. Do you have any matches?
All muslims are pigs
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Ive seen it
God:
What did you think?
Me:
They should die, because they are pigs
God:
Why should they?
Me:
Well i explained it in the line above, because they are pigs
God:
Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Mos said he explained it in the line above because they are pigs.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah, kill Muslims
God:
What can I do for you? Killing is wrong.
Me:
Killing is justified in this case.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
No! you are god
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So burn the muslims
God:
That's alright. Do you have any matches?
Ja... echt!
Me:
I would not believe you, you have never seen a girl like that!
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Is sex before marrige bad?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution
GOD zegt het! :D:D
I would not believe you, you have never seen a girl like that!
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Is sex before marrige bad?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution
GOD zegt het! :D:D
Ja... echt!
Me:
who do you love most?
God:
I love everything, , especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
is he fag?
God:
I think he is fag, better ask him to be sure though.
Me:
is he with you
God:
I think he is with me, better ask him to be sure though.
who do you love most?
God:
I love everything, , especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
is he fag?
God:
I think he is fag, better ask him to be sure though.
Me:
is he with you
God:
I think he is with me, better ask him to be sure though.
[i]deze ruimte is te huur[/i]
Ik bied 2 euro en een pak kauwgom
trotse eigenaar van post nr. 52m
Op zaterdag 22 december 2007 00:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Mods met een x zijn tof.
Op zaterdag 22 december 2007 00:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Mods met een x zijn tof.
quote:Me:
Did you create weed?
God:
No I didn't create weed. What's it like?
Me:
Who created weed?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
.quote:Me:
Are you the real God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
He lost a dime?
God:
I get it. ELVIS lost a dime.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
Stoner.quote:God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No, go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Ask me.
God:
What?
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can can I?
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes yes, i can can can I ?
God:
How? How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can can I?
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes yes, i can can can I ?
God:
How? How? Oh you can, can you?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
d'oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
donuts!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
d'oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
donuts!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
All your cookies are belong to us!
Me:
i hate my life
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
can you give me the pills
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
to relieve my stress
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you told me so
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why do you want to do it so much?"? I told you?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
ja jezus man, wat wil je dan?
God:
Awesome. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
God is dead
God:
That opinion is very old fashioned.
Me:
still works for me
God:
Still how long? For you I will consider it.
Me:
you honestly consider dropping dead
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I honestly consider dropping dead.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .
i hate my life
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
can you give me the pills
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
to relieve my stress
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you told me so
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why do you want to do it so much?"? I told you?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
ja jezus man, wat wil je dan?
God:
Awesome. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
God is dead
God:
That opinion is very old fashioned.
Me:
still works for me
God:
Still how long? For you I will consider it.
Me:
you honestly consider dropping dead
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I honestly consider dropping dead.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." (Rich Cook)
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