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Tag! Whas essen we today?
Sambal bai? Kloepoek? Lollie for kind?
Sure, and american saus!
With bacon! And eggs!
And some Escargots!
Vodka anyone?
End ofkors hero fruit toe dee!
!!!! BOMBS AWAY!
Tag! Whas essen we today?Sambal bai? Kloepoek? Lollie for kind?
Sambal bai? Kloepoek? Lollie for kind?Sure, and american saus!
Sure, and american saus!With bacon! And eggs!
With bacon! And eggs! And some Escargots!
And some Escargots! Vodka anyone?
Vodka anyone?End ofkors hero fruit toe dee!
End ofkors hero fruit toe dee!!!!! BOMBS AWAY!
!!!! BOMBS AWAY!
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Hej zjorz. Wut heppend bietwien joe ent Jaap De Hoop Scheffer die otter deej?
Well, nothing of great interest, my fellow wizard. Let's just say we were great in roleplaying Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
Le I'll say! I've zheen you on zhe webcamme whizh you forgôt to clooz aftûr our steamy zhybersezzion!
Damnit. Well fuck you, you snail-eating guru!
Fuck me? Wizh whatz, oh dear mizter président? Cauz rielie, I had zho use binoculárs zho aczually notice your little weener. Iz it becauze of zhet frustrationne you keep bombing Iraque all zhe zhime?
No.
Oh, ok.
Well, nothing of great interest, my fellow wizard. Let's just say we were great in roleplaying Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
Le I'll say! I've zheen you on zhe webcamme whizh you forgôt to clooz aftûr our steamy zhybersezzion!
Damnit. Well fuck you, you snail-eating guru!
Fuck me? Wizh whatz, oh dear mizter président? Cauz rielie, I had zho use binoculárs zho aczually notice your little weener. Iz it becauze of zhet frustrationne you keep bombing Iraque all zhe zhime?
No.
Oh, ok.
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
i wonder how many countries will participate in this conference
Vergeef mij de spelfouten, maar ik fok op een mobieltje
"My fellow wizard"quote:Op vrijdag 8 juni 2007 00:23 schreef Chowi het volgende:
[afbeelding] Hej zjorz. Wut heppend bietwien joe ent Jaap De Hoop Scheffer die otter deej?
[afbeelding] Well, nothing of great interest, my fellow wizard. Let's just say we were great in roleplaying Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
[afbeelding] Le I'll say! I've zheen you on zhe webcamme whizh you forgôt to clooz aftûr our steamy zhybersezzion!
[afbeelding] Damnit. Well fuck you, you snail-eating guru!
[afbeelding] Fuck me? Wizh whatz, oh dear mizter président? Cauz rielie, I had zho use binoculárs zho aczually notice your little weener. Iz it becauze of zhet frustrationne you keep bombing Iraque all zhe zhime?
[afbeelding] No.
[afbeelding] Oh, ok.
"My fellow wizard"
[i]Isolation pushes past self-hatred, guilt, and shame
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
To a place where suffering is just a game
But everybody's scared of this place, they're staying away
Your little house on Memory Lane.[/i]
Volgende dag, op de rommelmarkt:quote:Op woensdag 6 juni 2007 21:32 schreef plumbum het volgende:
[afbeelding] I know a funny (avarage) joke for when you are at a rommelmarket..
[afbeelding]nigga please.
Nieuwe beeldjes te koop!!! Maar 50 cent!
Maar 50 cent!Ah yeah, nice. I would like to have a 'beeldje'!
Ok! Asljeblieft!!!
Asljeblieft!!!*jump jump!
Mijn beeldje wat doe je!?
Roflmao, I bought it alright?
Dude
Lol! Wtf is going on outside! Our security is getting pwned! NUKE THEM!
Da.
What?
Da!
Dawhat?!
Da!
You schtupid russian.
Da.
What?
Da!
Dawhat?!
Da!
You schtupid russian.
Yo G!
What!
Check this! *starts dialing number*
Herro?
Hello, I'm looking for a mister Hugh Jass.
Just a minute prease.... HEY GUYS, I'VE GOT SOMEONE ASKING FOR A HUGH JASS, IS THERE A HUGH JASS HERE???
HAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHA
Wait a minute.... U ASSHORES! THIS NO FUNNY! IF I RUN INTO YOU I RIP OUT EYEBORRS AND SKURRFUCK YOU!!!
WHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
Ok, ok, ok, my turn *dials number* whehehehe
Herro? Who is this?
Aw, hey Shinzo, this is George talkin'... Oh shit!
Herro George, how is it?
Um Shinzo, why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to other side, yes?
Um... yup...... Bye!
Bye bye George!
Idiot...
FIN
What!
Check this! *starts dialing number*
Herro?
Hello, I'm looking for a mister Hugh Jass.
Just a minute prease.... HEY GUYS, I'VE GOT SOMEONE ASKING FOR A HUGH JASS, IS THERE A HUGH JASS HERE???
HAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHA
Wait a minute.... U ASSHORES! THIS NO FUNNY! IF I RUN INTO YOU I RIP OUT EYEBORRS AND SKURRFUCK YOU!!!
WHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
Ok, ok, ok, my turn *dials number* whehehehe
Herro? Who is this?
Aw, hey Shinzo, this is George talkin'... Oh shit!
Herro George, how is it?
Um Shinzo, why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to other side, yes?
Um... yup...... Bye!
Bye bye George!
Idiot...
FIN
Yes?
quote:Op vrijdag 8 juni 2007 15:31 schreef Vernimal het volgende:
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Volgende dag, op de rommelmarkt:
[afbeelding] Nieuwe beeldjes te koop!!! Maar 50 cent!
[afbeelding] Ah yeah, nice. I would like to have a 'beeldje'!
[afbeelding] Ok! Asljeblieft!!!
[afbeelding] *jump jump!
[afbeelding] Mijn beeldje wat doe je!?
[afbeelding] Roflmao, I bought it alright?
[afbeelding] Dude
[afbeelding]
[afbeelding]
Leuk topic!
0 topics op naam. 14.gif
Well, our main conzerns vould be zat ze sun vill be exploode, or ze eiscapes vill melt, or ein aschtroid vill crash into us, or ze ozonlayer leaving us.quote:Op vrijdag 8 juni 2007 12:12 schreef Chowi het volgende:
So basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and us.
No, we're going to blow ourselves up, lawl.
No, we're going to blow ourselves up, lawl.Dem chinees son's uvva bitchezz r goin' down!
Fak! Who is filliling missires? Oh well, filllel missires!
Shit guyz, zhey are firering zhe missiles! Failleur our shit!
But I am le tailleurd
But I am le tailleurd 
Well, zhen take zhe nap. ZHEN FAILLEUR ZHE MISSAILLES!
WTF, mate?
WTF, mate?FU!
FU!FU!
FU!DA MAKKALAN!!
Bout that time eh, chaps?
Aw fuck... I'm so dumb.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
What's goin' on, eh?
What's goin' on, eh?WTF, m8?
LOLOLOL!
LOLOLOL!Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Moeder, waar is mijn pils?
NO!! For the last time, I don't want to have sex with you!!!
Kom op zeg! je bent toch van de maatschappij, dan moet je ook dikke wijven neuken.
Kom op zeg! je bent toch van de maatschappij, dan moet je ook dikke wijven neuken.
-Kutknip-
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Waarom makkelijk doen als je moeilijk bent?
Dear Mr. Putin, stop poisoning our citizens!
Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
Yes please, cheers mate.
Yo Vlad, asshole, why did you kill my best bud?
Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
Yeah, thanks Bud!
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Who are you???
Your neighbor ey?
Hola
Close enough… cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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We surrender!!!
??? Nobody bloody asked you anything you monkey!
Sorry just a reflex.
That’s ok… cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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Don’t mention the war.
War? What war?
No idea… cup of tea?
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Komrade Putin I love you!
I love you too… cup of tea?
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I’ll crush you all!
Briliant idea dear chap! Cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Tony!
Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
Yes please, cheers mate.
Yo Vlad, asshole, why did you kill my best bud?
Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
Yeah, thanks Bud!
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Who are you???
Your neighbor ey?
Hola
Close enough… cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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We surrender!!!
??? Nobody bloody asked you anything you monkey!
Sorry just a reflex.
That’s ok… cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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Don’t mention the war.
War? What war?
No idea… cup of tea?
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Komrade Putin I love you!
I love you too… cup of tea?
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I’ll crush you all!
Briliant idea dear chap! Cup of tea?
Haha LOL! Thanks Tony!
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quote:Op dinsdag 31 juli 2007 15:21 schreef Individual het volgende:
[afbeelding] Dear Mr. Putin, stop poisoning our citizens!
[afbeelding] Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
[afbeelding] Yes please, cheers mate.
[afbeelding] Yo Vlad, asshole, why did you kill my best bud?
[afbeelding] Sorry I’ll never do it again… cup of tea?
[afbeelding] Yeah, thanks Bud!
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[afbeelding] Who are you???
[afbeelding] Your neighbor ey?
[afbeelding] Hola
[afbeelding] Close enough… cup of tea?
[afbeelding] Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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[afbeelding] We surrender!!!
[afbeelding] ??? Nobody bloody asked you anything you monkey!
[afbeelding] Sorry just a reflex.
[afbeelding] That’s ok… cup of tea?
[afbeelding] Haha LOL! Thanks Vladimir!
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[afbeelding] Don’t mention the war.
[afbeelding] War? What war?
[afbeelding] No idea… cup of tea?
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[afbeelding] Komrade Putin I love you!
[afbeelding] I love you too… cup of tea?
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[afbeelding] I’ll crush you all!
[afbeelding] Briliant idea dear chap! Cup of tea?
[afbeelding] [afbeelding] [afbeelding] [afbeelding] [afbeelding] [afbeelding] Haha LOL! Thanks Tony!
What Would Goku Do
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