- Nurse! There's something wrong with this TV!
What's that?
- It's on!
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- Shakesphere would have hated that!
You should know, you dated his sister!
(laugh)
- Boy, was she ugly.
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- What would you do if you were a rich man?
I'd buy the network and cancel this show!
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- There's a lot to be said about this program.
Too bad you can't say it on a family show!
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- That bit was breath taking!
Careful, you may not have many left.
(laugh)
- Nurse! My medication! Get my nitro glycerine!
*** BOOM! ***
- I'll just have a glass of warm milk.
Nurse: (insane laugh)
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- I've got an incredible discovery.
And what's that?
- When you watch this show...
- ...it hurts!
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- And there you go, there's nothing like good comedy.
Nothing like it on this show!
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Clifford: Welcome to "Muppets Tonight!", the show that has people all over the country saying...
- Where's the remote!?
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- You know, they are calling this show a runaway hit.
Yeah, when ever it comes on, you wanna run away!
Rozen verwelken, schepen vergaan. Daar heb je Bassie.......En Adriaan!!!!