FOK!forum / Klaagbaak / we do not ship to Netherlands
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:54
Nou, ik zit dus een beetje te surfen, kom ik op een site die eindelijk iets heeft wat ik wil. Zie ik daar een knop staan "live help"

Dus ik zo mooi drukken, kom ik in zo'n chat windowtje waar na 2 seconden iemand bij me in komt, en vraagt of ie me kan helpen. Nou perfect dacht ik zo. Dus ik had stiekem al op de voorpagina zien staan dat ze ook internationaal shippen. Dus ik dacht ik vraag mooi hoeveel dat kost. "Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands."



(dit is het 2e gesprek al). De eerste keer duurde het een minuut voordat ie antwoorde. Volgens mij weet die gast niet eens waar "The Netherlands" ligt.
DerMondscheintaufmeinLagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:56
Hilarisch. Nee, echt.
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:57
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 00:56 schreef DerMondscheintaufmeinLage het volgende:
Hilarisch. Nee, echt.
Dit is geen verkapte poging tot humor, ik wil dat onderdeel echt hebben

kutkloon
King_of_Koolmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:58
Wat moet je hebben dan, een surfplank ofzo?
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:58
Dat is gewoon een bot joh

Zet er maar eens 'Holland' neer, misschien dat dat klote ding het dan wel snapt.
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:59
Wat wil je kopen dan ?
remlofmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:03
ik denk dat je niet over "weed" had moeten beginnen
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:11
't word nog erger...



beetje jammer dat ie vast leip
remlofmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:11 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
't word nog erger...

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Nou ja, Firefox wou je gewoon behoeden voor nog meer gezwets... Niet shippen naar Europe maar wel naar England
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:16
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/VO_PCV~Oil~Trap_list.html

Dat is de site, ik moet de bovenste hebben.

Je kan live help aanvragen rechtsboven.

FoK! Red mij!
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:17
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:15 schreef remlof het volgende:

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Nou ja, Firefox wou je gewoon behoeden voor nog meer gezwets... Niet shippen naar Europe maar wel naar England
Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:18
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:17 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

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Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.
Nee, het duurt even voordat er iemand joined, en je kan zien als ze typen.
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:19
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.


hmm
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20
Collectief spammen met of ze shippen naar nederland!!!!
Daffodil31LEmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20
Zijn die dingen niet gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek te koop dan?
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20
Geen bot?
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21
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You are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sebas:
Jose: Hi
Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship.
Sebas: huh
Sebas: how do u send the parts then ?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Chat session has been terminated!


Ze hebben het niet eens
remlofmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:17 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

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Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden.
welnee joh, da's gewoon een indiaan in bangalore, da's goedkoper dan een bot
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:20 schreef Daffodil31LE het volgende:
Zijn die dingen niet gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek te koop dan?
Waarschijnlijk wel hoor Maar wou gewoon ff weten hoeveel het online is. (en heb me rijbewijs nog niet )
Byte_Memaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:22
aangezien je op de bestelpagina gewoon nederland als bestemming kan selecteren, ga ik er vanuit dat ze wel naar nederland verzenden. gewoon doen dus.
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:23
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Ro: hi, do you ship to germany?
Bob: May I know the parts ?
Ro: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
....
Bob: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .

Price will be determined and charged after the order has been placed plus a $12.95 handling fee

Ro: oke tnx
Ro: and do you ship to the netherlands?
Bob: No
Ro: uhm why not if i may ask?
Ro: its near germany
Bob: We do not ship
Ro: uhm you just said you ship to germany
Ro: hello?

Volgens mij is het echt gewoon een bot




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Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:26
Jose heeft het onderdeel niet meer, en bob wel Wat is dat voor site
Vampiermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:27
zeg gewoon overseas to europa... dat bergijpen die eikels tenminste
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:27


Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:29
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:27 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Bij mij ook al.
NanKingmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:29
Ik sta in de wacht op een chatbox .
Cracka-assmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:32
Whehhe
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:32
Als ze niet wisten waar nederland lag weten ze het nu wel
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:33


NanKingmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:33
Thank u for waitng. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:34
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Miros: hi
Jose: Hi
Miros: can i ask a question?
Jose: Yes please
Miros: Are you located in Bangalore?
Jose: What is Bangalore ?

Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:36
ze worden nu overspoeld ... hoogtijdagen
Enchantermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:36
Ik gooi er ff een tvp tegen aan , lees morgen wel verder
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:37
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:36 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
ze worden nu overspoeld ... hoogtijdagen
Miros: do you ship to holland in Europe
Jose: Sorry we do not.
Miros: why not?
Miros: i want to do a big order
Jose: Sorry we do not ship BIG order to Holland..

Wheheh het is geen bot

of toch wel
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:37
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:34 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Miros: hi
Jose: Hi
Miros: can i ask a question?
Jose: Yes please
Miros: Are you located in Bangalore?
Jose: What is Bangalore ?



"That's what I call my mother's poop chute"
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:38
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You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Piethaan: i want to order a product
Simon: sure
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: and
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Piethaan: yes i will look it up
Piethaan: Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Piethaan: can u send that product to me, in the netherlands?
Piethaan: hello?
Simon: I am sorry, we do not ship to netherlands
Piethaan: ok but do you ship to belgium?
Simon: Sorry, we do not ship to belgium
Piethaan: where do you ship to then?
Piethaan: if i know where u ship to i can tell you where to ship it
Simon: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Piethaan: where are you located?
Simon: Hamilton New Jersey
Piethaan: oh okay but i do not live there
Piethaan: i know
Piethaan: if you go on vacation to the netherlands next week, can you bring me the part?
Piethaan: so that is agreed? i would really thank you
Piethaan: hello
Piethaan: please help me i want the product soon
Piethaan: i don't care about extra costs
Piethaan: do you ship to germany?
Piethaan: Simon?
Piethaan: simon i think its very rude letting people wait this long
Piethaan: i want to chat with your manager!
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:38
Ze shippen wel naar Duitsland en Engeland
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:37 schreef Knoekie het volgende:

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Miros: do you ship to holland in Europe
Jose: Sorry we do not.
Miros: why not?
Miros: i want to do a big order
Jose: Sorry we do not ship BIG order to Holland..
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!

Lekker klantvriendelijk
Keiichimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39
renz0rmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39
Hoe droog Die kerel moet wel gek worden
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39
Prachtig dit!
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:40
schitterend vermaak zo op de late avond
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:41
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:38 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Ze shippen wel naar Duitsland en Engeland
en France
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:43
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
Chat session has been terminated!
NanKingmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44


Nah, zo lang voor gewacht
HendrikJanmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44
klik of klik

Die versturen wel naar Nederland.
NanKingmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44
Ok knippen is niet mijn beste vak btw .
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44
wat een aso's:

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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Frans_Bauer: hello
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Frans_Bauer: do you ship to germany?
Anthony: Can you tell me the part that you are looking to purchase from us .
Frans_Bauer: PCV Oil Trap, do you ship that part to germany?
Frans_Bauer: Kind Sir, can you tell me if u ship that part to germany, europe?
Anthony: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Frans_Bauer: yes
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Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
casper2: Hello bob
Bob: Hi
casper2: i want to order you naked can you ship yourself to new york ?
Bob: Please mind your words...
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The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:45
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:43 schreef Knoekie het volgende:
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Sven: hey
Sven: do you like Knäckebröd?
Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands?
Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long
Chat session has been terminated!
Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:45 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

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Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
Baggeren in KLB is fout eh
onz it is
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47
die denken van: PCV OIL TRAP is ons beste product
bas-beestmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47
ze hebben geen Oil Trap en de Gaskets zijn ook even niet leverbaar

Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:48
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him

Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50
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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:51
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish


crackheadmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:51
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:54
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:56
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:51 schreef crackhead het volgende:
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
hans: I want to order a big dildo
Jose: Okay...
hans: Wanna join ?
Jose: ?
Jose: For ?
hans: s#x with me and my friends
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!

TheSorrowmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:56
Mn schoenen uit Amerika werden ook niet naar NL geshipt, gelukkig wilden mensen uit mn clan t sturen, zekers chill
Emme-r-tjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:57
die "bots" hebben de dag van hun leven..
Vampessmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:57
Live-chat by LIVEPERSON
Bagger-botjes..
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:59
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company

...


Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
Dennis_enzomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:00
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:02
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd?
Björn: hehe, no seriously.. I wish to order a part for my Volvo
Jose: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
Jose: Order
Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
Jose: Sorry we do not ship
Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd.
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03
Nee het zijn geen botjes, gewoon een bedrijf dat mensen dat laten doen, bekijk die demo maar
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03
Hilarisch
crackheadmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03
Simon zegt niks meer .
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:06
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osamabillhandel: hello bob t
osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction
osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me
osamabillhandel: will u take care of my shop ?
Bob: Yes..if I file a complaint
osamabillhandel: ok fill it in


te erg
donnahvhmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
Bob: No
jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?


en toen stilte
Likkende_Lassiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07
Prachtig dit!!!!! hahahah
Vampessmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
Vampessmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09
quote:
Doron: I am afraid currently we do not have any of them online at this point.
Doron: But they will be back within 3 hours.
Me: But there is no operator side script? Because the replies the chat made was the same everytime, with poor grammar, and seriously, I can't tell these days
Me: 3 hours? nighttime there?
Doron: Yes, during week days our sales department is working 24 hours a day.
Doron: However, during weekend they are not working night shifts.
Doron: On the operator side you can also use a set of canned responses, instead of typing the same messages over and over again.
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09
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You are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
Jose: OOps!!!
Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
Jose: AM
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!

Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
Ik vraag het me echt af
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:10
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13
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Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!


Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13
Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
Vampessmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13
OMG ik praat hier met een echt persoon *schaam*
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14
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Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14
Zullen ze nooit hebben gehoord van een IP ban ?
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14
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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
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Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss

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Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14
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Vampessmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15
quote:
Me: Heh.. well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Me: You're doing nightshift?
Doron: That is completely fine.
Doron: We had worse cases.
Doron:
crackheadmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15
quote:
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Heinrich: hi bob
Bob: Hi
Heinrich: i would like to order a part
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: it's the Volvo Knackebröd PCV Oil Trap
Heinrich: Do you have that in store?
Bob: NO
Heinrich: When do you expect it to be in stock again?
Bob: It will take 5-6 Weeks
Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: Ever slapped someone with Knackebröd on the bare back?
Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
Bob: Fine
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15
Anthony Een nieuwe
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:16
Vraag of ze ook aan IP bans doen ik krijg steeds die dat ze zich verontschuldigen
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: hello..
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: are you here ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: and now ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!



Edit:
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Bob: Same
Bob: Status
Kurt beck: Status of what ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........

Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21
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Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:23
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Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Olaf: Hi!
Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there?
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Olaf: Okapoka
Olaf: You must be really busy!
Simon: I will be right with you.
Olaf: How long will it take?
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Simon: and
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's"
Olaf: Located in Germany..
Simon: It is out of stock
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
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Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24
dit is geweldig

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Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
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Arjanmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Arjan: allright
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I will be right with you.
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:26
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
dit is geweldig

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Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
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Knoekiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:28
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Robert: hi jose
Robert: i would like to excuse me
Jose: Hi Robert
Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
Jose: It is Live
Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
Jose: I am Live
Robert: you people are working so hard
Jose: Yep:)
Robert: are you in usa?
Jose: Yep
Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
Jose: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Robert: can i be president of the united states?
Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might

Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red?
Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
Jose: Hum

Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
Jose: I have visited.
Robert: ah its nice?
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:29
Ik ben nu gezelg met Bob aan het keuvelen aardige vent
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:29
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:30
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Die is geniaal
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:34
Jonathan: Yes, that's because I sent all my friend to your chat. We're having a lot of fun. Would you like to say something to them?
Jose: Have a Great Week !!!

UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:35
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Albert: hi simon
Albert: i would like to play a game
Albert: simon says
Albert: you must say what i must do
Albert: and i'll do it
Albert: if you say "simon says"
Albert: and i will do it
Albert: wouldn't it be fun?
Albert: come on simon
Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply
Albert: Simon?
Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away
Albert: just do the simon says game once yes?
Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon

En ik wacht nog steeds
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:36
hahaha hij heeft het door!

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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jose: I asked First
Anthony: and
Anthony: Can I have the part name please?
Anthony: hahaha so you guys do have humour
Anthony: hahaha this is great
Jose:
Anthony: why
Jose:
Jose:
Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day
Anthony: at least you have some nice stories to tell at home
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:29 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure

VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
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Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:38


Je mag niet eens meer Jose heten
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:40
Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden.

Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon.

UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41
Albert: what are you doing simon?
Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo
Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours!

Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:42
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:41 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven
Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd.
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:43
I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part


dies ook wel grappig
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:43
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:44
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:43 schreef Mastertje het volgende:

Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Ik moest hardop lachen.

Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen?
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:45
Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren?
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel?

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Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47
Bob: My telephone is broken
Bob: can u help me
Bob: i live in the Netherlands
Bob: if u ignore me, ill commit suicide
Bob: and then ull be responsible for that
Denver: Okay...
Denver: Take care Bye
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Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:49
raar zeg:

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Constatine: hi, i know you are getting lots of prank-chats... i can make them stop if you want
Constatine: i will tell them to stop.. would you like that?
Jose: No
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Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50
volgens mij lachen ze zich daar ook dood
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778
ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden
#ANONIEMmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:51
Tsja ... no shipping dan.
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:51
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:52
quote:
you: Hallo?
Jasper: hello
you: ik wil bestellen
Jasper: ok
you: je krijgt het zo dadelijk heel erg druk
you: van het Fok Forum
you: www.fok.nl
Jasper: waarom dan ?
Jasper: wat is dat ?
you: hier heb je een linkje
you: we do not ship to Netherlands
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:53
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Mike-Hawk: hello?
Mike-Hawk: can you say my name out loud
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Mike-Hawk: so you just said MY COCK!! lol! one!
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:56
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you: hoi Japser
Jasper: hallo
you: alles goed?
Jasper: wil je wat vragen ?
you: Zit je toevallig in hetzelfde kantoor als Bob, Jose en Simon?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: die ken ik niet eens
you: Oh ok.
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:57
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Jasper: hallo
Jasper: het is heel erg druk
you: Heb je het al druk gekregen Jasper
you: hahaha
Jasper: ja
you: ik zei toch dat het Fok forum eraan kwam
Jasper: hou even op
you: dat kan niet
you: ze hadden eerste en hype te pakken om amerikaanse lastig te vallen
you: nu vonden ze jou
Jasper: Wat stom
Jasper: maar wil je nog wat vragen ?
you: je collega's in amerika zijn een stuk grappiger
you: die geven overal antwoord op
you: zoals: Sure, fine, yes bla bla bla
you: zitten er ook nog lekkere wijven daar?
Jasper: ja man
Jasper: neucken dat we doen
you: hahaha
you: Netjes
you: waar zitten jullie ergens?
Jasper: GA EENS IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN
you: En wat verdiend dit geintje hier wil ik ook wel werken in de avond uurtjes
you: Ho ho ho relax je krijgt het zo nog druk genoeg
Jasper: een kleine 8 euro per uur
you: goedzo
you: ik ga weer verder succes met de drukte
Jasper: SPERMAFLIKKERS
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:57
quote:
Dat is verdomme geen bot
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:58
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:00
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:58 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik verkoop computers
Jasper: en opblaas poppen
you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik.
Jasper: dat klopt
Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ?
Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad
MaceNLmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01
we komen er wel met BOB

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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mace: hello
Bob: Hi !!
Mace: friend of mine was looking for something
Bob: Can I have the exact name of the part
Mace: PCV Oil Trap
Mace: for volvo
Bob: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Mace: yes
Mace: do you ship too holland? if u got the part?
Bob: I am sorry..no
Mace: by plane then?
Bob: Not even by sea
Mace: mmmm, and if i pay extra?
Bob: No shipping
Mace: oke, but how could i get the part i need here?
Bob: Please get the parts with the Local dealer...
Mace: local dealer is 500km away
Mace: what if i came to sweden and pick it up myself?
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i pay,ull ship the part i need too holland
Bob: no
Mace: ermm. u getting me confused, is there something about holland u cant ship products to it? what if i would give an adress in Germany
Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address
Mace: so when i send u a bill u pay me and ship packadge to me?
Bob: We do not ship to Holland
Mace: what other countries would u ship too.
Bob: Many
Mace: even dutchyland?
Bob: NO
Mace: can u use a SG1 portal to send packedge?
Bob: No
Mace: ok lets make a deal. i buy a part i need. i pay upfront and pay 100$ to ur own bankaccount if u send me packadge i need
Bob: No
Mace: is there any reason we sill talking? i got the fealing u are not trying to sell me anything here. if i was black and lived in sigapore would i get the part i needed?
Bob: No
Mace: give me a hint how i can get the part i need
Bob: Please get it from your local dealer ..
Mace: we dont have a local dealer, thats why im here chatting with u
Bob: Local parts store
Mace: i just phoned the local parts store, they told me you should sell me the part i need
Bob: Okay
Mace: they also told me you should ship it to me for no extra costs
Bob: Okay
Mace: Okay give me ur phonenumber so i can make an order
Bob: 1-800-859-0926
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad
Die is hardstikke echt ja die leest hier nu lekker mee moet je maar rekenen

Japser
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:00 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad
Natuurlijk is die echt. Denk je dat een BOT antwoord gaat geven over een vraag zoals wat verdien je om je vervolgens uit te schelden voor sperma flikker
kweeniemanmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01
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American Psycho: it's night here actually
American Psycho: can i order a part?
Bob: Yes
American Psycho: do you sell volvo cockrings?
American Psycho: hello, I'm busy man can you please respond?
American Psycho: I need a cockring fast
Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes I'm looking for a volvo gun, do you have them?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: what type of volvo parts do you sell?
Bob: May I know the part you need ?
American Psycho: pvc oil cockring model 240
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: yes i need a handjob
American Psycho: do you do those?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: you give great handjobs, that's well "great" don't you think?
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: you give fine handjobs, that's good too
American Psycho: how much are they?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
American Psycho: first answer my last question please?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: ohh fuck you
American Psycho: you stupid ass
American Psycho: are you a real person by the way?
Bob: NO
American Psycho: so you are a bot?
Bob: No
American Psycho: then what are you?
Bob: Great
American Psycho: I don't think so
Bob: Fine
American Psycho: ?
Bob: ?
American Psycho: !
Bob: Okay
American Psycho: well I have to go (suck some cocks and stuff) see ya !
Bob: BYe

Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01
hij is boos

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Jasper: hallo
you: he jasper
Jasper: lekker ding wil je sex of zo ?
you: alles goed
Jasper: vieze fok klootzak
you: ??
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Andromachemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02
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Jasper: hallo
you: jasper hallo
you: weet jij ook wat van auto's?
you: nou zeg da's ook wat, wil ik wat bestellen, krijg ik niks te horen/zien
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: ik ben heel druk
Jasper: Wacht aub
you: dat kan




Jasper: ok ik heb tijd
Jasper: wat wil je vragen
Jasper: DILDI
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Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02
jasper heeft hem uitgezet!
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mr. P.E. nis: Hi bob
Mr. P.E. nis: Do you sell rings?
Mr. P.E. nis: Couldn't find them on the site
Mr. P.E. nis: Are you searching for me?
Mr. P.E. nis: Not for me, but rings for me that is
Mr. P.E. nis: Mr. Bob?
Mr. P.E. nis: I need rings! now!
Mr. P.E. nis: I can't keep my hard-on without them!
Mr. P.E. nis: Help me
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Mr. P.E. nis: thanks bob, i already lost it
Mr. P.E. nis: too late
Mr. P.E. nis: My wife V.A. Gina says hi
Bob: Hi
Mr. P.E. nis: She's not very happy
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: because i don't have a cockring
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: I have to use viagra again. expensive sh*t
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: could you make an exception and send some rings to the Netherlands?
Bob: I am sorry...no
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Mr. P.E. nis: you like my name? i like yours
Bob: Thanks
Mr. P.E. nis: is this the first time you get this many chat requests in one day?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: so we're not very original?
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: damn
Bob: Okay
Mr. P.E. nis: Okay? That's all you can say, that's all you can say
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: Ah you can also say no
Bob: No
Mr. P.E. nis: can you say yes?
Bob: NO
Mr. P.E. nis: too bad
Bob: Yes
Mr. P.E. nis: well, have a nice day. I'm going to fuck my wife
Bob: Okay
Friebomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:03
Simon heeft er de brui aan gegeven...

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Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
SE_extra_lars: hallå, talar Svenska? Jag vilja Knäckebröd före min Volvo beställa.
Simon: Okay...
SE_extra_lars: Sorry.. you don't speak Swedish?
Simon: Do not know
SE_extra_lars: You don't know if you speak Swedish?
SE_extra_lars: I want to order something for my Volvo
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: Well, i shall write my message in advance, so you can respond if you have enough time:
SE_extra_lars: I want to order this item 5 times: Volvo Window Motor Model: S80 Price: $142.56 Brand: A1 Cardone As is said, i want to order this item 5 times. 2 for myself (Sweden), 1 for my brother in Belgium and 2 for my brother in the Netherlands. Are you shipping to this countries?
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
SE_extra_lars: How long is this going to take?
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Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:03
Japser heeft de chat uitgezet!
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:02 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
jasper heeft hem uitgezet!
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:03 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Japser heeft de chat uitgezet!
Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Dawnbreakermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05
dat zegt jasper met zijn topbaan!
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05
Jasper: damn
Jasper: klotomongool
Jasper: sterf aan danny
Jasper: en lik yvonne
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

[..]

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Ah hij leest dus mee!
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

[..]

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Hij zou mn CV eens moeten zien

Wie is er nu zieliger, iemand die een leuke chatavond wil, of een verkoper van computers
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef UncleJB het volgende:

[..]

Ah hij leest dus mee!
Dag jasper
dWc_RuffRydermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06
Priceless topic .
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Jasper: damn
Jasper: klotomongool
Jasper: sterf aan danny
Jasper: en lik yvonne
Zei hij dat jah?
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:07
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:06 schreef UncleJB het volgende:

[..]

Zei hij dat jah?
ja, verdomme, en ik wilde (serieus) een laptop kopen maarja.
ChA0zNLmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:07
Sjeng: It is kind of rude to put people on hold that long, don't you think?
Simon: Yes
Sjeng: well
Sjeng: then answer my questions if you don't want to be rude...
Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples
Simon: Nearly 100 chats

Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08
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You are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com?
Familyguy: I need help
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it
Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light
Familyguy: really bright
Familyguy: Can you help me?
Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part
Familyguy: Wait! I found it
Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.?
Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message"
Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA?
Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot?
Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live?
Familyguy: Bob?
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts!
Familyguy: I have lots of money
Bob: okay
Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: Good, do you have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife?
Familyguy: Are you going to have kids?
Bob: No
Familyguy: No?!
Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have?
Bob: No
Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Cool! Howmany?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?)
Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain?
Familyguy: Hello?
Familyguy: Welcome to Live Help! How can you assist me today?
Familyguy: How about, not!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: WHAT? I want to talk to you boss
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: What is his phone number
Bob: No
Familyguy: But you said I could talk to him!
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: You are a lier
Bob: yes
Familyguy: ohh, you're a naughty boy. What time is it there?
Bob: Same time
Familyguy: 5 to 3 in the middle of the night?
Familyguy: Oh wait, you're trying to tell me something arent you? But your text is recorded! Is that right?
Familyguy: if so, say: yes.
Familyguy: I understand, I will keep it a secret! Say yes!
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm ok I was wrong then... are you sure? (say no if it's really no)
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ok, have you been kidnapped?
Bob: Fine
Familyguy: damn! By whom? the CIA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: FBI? Bij SD-6?
Familyguy: or maybe by a volvo dealer?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: a volvo dealer hm.. are you in Sweden?
Bob: No
Familyguy: The USA?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ok, where in the USA?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Hmm, never been to No. Does it have waterfalls?
Bob: No
Familyguy: A desert?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Ahh is it in the south?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm North?
Bob: Down
Familyguy: middle?
Bob: No
Familyguy: hmm between the north and the middle?
Bob: Up
Familyguy: between the middle of the middle of the north and the middle?
Bob: Wrong
Familyguy: damn, somewhere near dakota?
Bob: Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center
Bob: No Dodge
Familyguy: What's a dodge? isnt that a really cool car
Familyguy: like a Dodge viper
Bob: NO
Familyguy: ah ok, so dodge is a place somewhere in the USA?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: or is that the name for Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center?
Bob: No
Familyguy: Damn, what is Dodge?!
Familyguy: Can you explain?
Bob: Kind of Vehicle
Bob: No
Familyguy: Oh it is So you drive a dodge? or you were kidnapped in one and brought to the USA?
Bob: Same
Familyguy: Damn you're serious arent you
Familyguy: can I help you?
Bob: Sure...but no
Familyguy: I have a volvo, you know, I'm the original guy that brought all those people to your chat
Familyguy: I'm mean aint i
Bob: Thanks for your Help
Familyguy: Well, I dont believe you're American
Familyguy: I mean, your english is really bad
Familyguy: Do you need any help with your english?
Bob: Okay
Familyguy: Okay, can you say the alfabet? I'll begin: ABCDEFGH
Bob: ABCDEFGH
Familyguy: yes, and then?
Familyguy: ABCDEFGHIJKLM...
Bob: No
Familyguy: ok, want to play a game?
Bob: HGFEDCBA
Familyguy: noooo that's all wrong!
Familyguy: where did you learn that?
Familyguy: in the US of A?
Bob: Youuuuuuu..
Bob: A of US
Familyguy: huh
Familyguy: A of US?
Familyguy: well ok, A is the first letter.
Familyguy: the second is B
Familyguy: do you know the third?
Bob: -A
Familyguy: What the hell? -A?
Familyguy: are you chinese?
Familyguy: Hello?
Bob: Yes
Familyguy: Let's start again shall we?
Bob: NO
Familyguy: oh you like this chat?
Familyguy: I'm happy to hear that.
Familyguy: So, you think Dutch people are Cultured and Beautiful. That's great
Familyguy: can you say more dificult words?

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oinkoink12maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08
HAHAHA
#ANONIEMmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:05 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

[..]

Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers.
Het is ook handiger om eerst te sparen en dan met wat vertraging posten.
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:09
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan!
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: voor een ezel
Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
kweeniemanmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:09
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:07 schreef ChA0zNL het volgende:

Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples
Hahah, en Engels is zijn moedertaal
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:10
Jasper is dus echt Val hem maar niet meer lastig, de bots zijn immers veel leuker
Elocypmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11
Iek: how much for sucky sucky?
Bob: Fine
Iek: $5?
Bob: Yes
Iek: where?
Bob: There
Iek: in holland?! when you come to holland can you please take the volvo part with you?
Bob: Wish to
Iek: how much do they pay you?
Bob: No
Petermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11
haha Jasper een fokker?
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:10 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
Jasper is dus echt Val hem maar niet meer lastig, de bots zijn immers veel leuker
die 'bots' zijn ook echt
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:09 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan!
Jasper: hallo
Jasper: voor een ezel
Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Die jasper is gewoon iemand van dit topic die zelf ff snel een chat sessie heeft opgezet. Snappie?
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:12
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:11 schreef erikkll het volgende:

[..]

die 'bots' zijn ook echt
Ach, die zijn in iedergeval niet zo slim
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:12
Jasper: hallo
you: hallo
Jasper: hallo
you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: dat is heerlijk
Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI
you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken
you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak
Jasper: ok
you: yvonne@fok.nl
Jasper: is goed
Jasper: dankje
Jasper: ik ben Danny
Jasper: aangenaam
you: he danny jij hier?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: aangenaam
you: gezellig zeg
you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen
Jasper: ok
Jasper: aarsbaffen
you: ken jij nog iemand dan?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: Knut
you: ah oke
you: dankjewel he
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:13
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd
you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter.
Jasper: ja
Jasper: brechtje
Jasper: kutmeid
Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar
you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker?
Jasper: nee
Jasper: ik heb haar wel geneukt
Jasper: vandaar dat ik haar ken
you: dan heb je wel verrekte snel ingelzen.
you: oooooh ok
Jasper:
you: Nou, vertel wat zijn je hobby's?
you: En zit je elke zondagnacht computers te verkopen, of alleen vandaag?
Jasper: alleen vandaag
you: Hoi Sebasser
Jasper: hoi lekker diung
you: ah je hebt mn FoBo gecheckt
Jasper: ja
Jasper: nuecken ?
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:13
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:12 schreef UncleJB het volgende:
Jasper: hallo
you: hallo
Jasper: hallo
you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: dat is heerlijk
Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI
you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken
you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak
Jasper: ok
you: yvonne@fok.nl
Jasper: is goed
Jasper: dankje
Jasper: ik ben Danny
Jasper: aangenaam
you: he danny jij hier?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: aangenaam
you: gezellig zeg
you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen
Jasper: ok
Jasper: aarsbaffen
you: ken jij nog iemand dan?
Jasper: ja
Jasper: Knut
you: ah oke
you: dankjewel he
Jasper is nep die heeft gewoon snel een chat sessie opgezet.
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:14
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is
Andromachemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:14
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper'
Jasper: hallo
you: maar Jasper, 8 euro per uur heerlijk baantje zo 's nachts, hoe kom je daar nou aan?
you: he ik wil ook bij jou werken, je lijkt me een prima kerel (y)
Jasper: ok
Jasper: damn
Jasper: ik wil terug naar Fok!
you: terug?! dus je bent er al geweest?
Jasper: nu ben ik hier met 12 kutklootzakken aan het chatten
you: priceless, ain't it?
you: ah dacht ff dat je zelf active user was momenteel
you: kutklootzak, best knap, trouwens of nee, interseksuelen. daar is ook een topic over op fok
you: krijg je nou zo'n baan via het uitzendbureau oid?
Jasper: sperma enzo
Jasper: je kent het wel
Jasper: ouders verwekken je
Jasper: en zo moet je werken
you: goh jeetje en daarna?
you: je weet helemaal niet of ik dat ken, sperma
Jasper: ok
you: ik bedoel ja, werk, okee, maar hoe ben je nou aan DEZE baan gekomen?
Jasper: dit is geen baan
Jasper: maar verveling
you: achgossie maar hoe word ik nou dan liveperson?
Jasper: www.liveperson.com
you: grappig grappig hier heb je dus voor betaald? of gehackte software?
you: jeeeeeeeee sebasser, je bent ontmaskerd!
Jasper: nee
Jasper: trail
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:14 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is
ja idd,
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
UncleJBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15
Wie zoekt even een ander?
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:14 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is
Idd, helemaal weg. Maar dat zou dus betekenen dat die ander sites ook geen bots zijn
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

ja idd,
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
Goede grap!
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Idd, helemaal weg. Maar dat zou dus betekenen dat die ander sites ook geen bots zijn
Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zo
The_Terminatormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

ja idd,
ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen
Waar heb je dat ding gedownload?
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:15 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:

[..]

Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zo
check hierboven die lange
Elocypmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16
Iek: do you like dutch people?
Bob: Yes
Iek: why?
Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful...

Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16
Ik was weer de eerste die wist dat het nep was. Damn i'm fast.
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:17
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:16 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:

[..]

Waar heb je dat ding gedownload?
dWc_RuffRydermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:18
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? !
Mastertjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:18
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:18 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? !
Nee, alleen jasper
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:20
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:18 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? !
Bob is zo echt als een Bob maar kan zijn
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:24
't was iig vermakelijk om te lezen...
Doderokmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:25
Wat een gedoe

Op de main page vermelden ze trouwens enkel gebieden die tot de VS behoren (Guam, Alaska, Hawai)
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:28

Damn zie hoe druk ik het had
Friebomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:30
Wat meer van zulke dingen:

Een bibliotheek:
http://vrl-web10.lssi.com/wcscgi/CDM.exe/monash?SS_COMMAND=CUST_SUP&Category=MONASH

Mdtechshowcase.com
http://www.mdtechshowcase.com/chat.php

[ Bericht 11% gewijzigd door Friebo op 15-05-2006 03:36:06 (andere link) ]
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:30
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk

Anyways, leuk vermaak

Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:34
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:30 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk

Anyways, leuk vermaak

Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: hey simon, bob just said he liked dutch people! do you?
Simon: Yes, we love dutch people
erik: Iek: do you like dutch people? Bob: Yes Iek: why? Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful...
erik: cool!
erik: I like this this liveperson stuff isnt that much of a bad idea. do you have to answer the phone too?
erik: or just live chat?
Simon: Yes
Simon: I am only for chat
erik: okay! how long have you been doing this job?
Simon: Past 2 years
erik: ohhh, i see you can see my country, my internet povider, and ip address and that sort of stuff!
erik: ohh, 2 years:)
erik: don't you get RSI out of it?
Simon: IP 84.85.34.64
Simon: Country Netherlands
Simon: City Bentelo
Simon: Organization Planet Technologies
erik: that is correct
erik: no, city isn't correct
Simon: State/Province Overijssel
erik: i live in the city Groenlo, that is 40 km (some 20 miles) from bentelo
erik: and it's in the province "Gelderland"
Simon: Oh okay
erik: is it getting less busy?
erik: ohh, what connection type are you seeing?
erik: on me, i mean
Simon: ISP World Access / Planet Internet
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:36
omg wtfbbq
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:37
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:30 schreef hardstylesage het volgende:
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht.
OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk

Anyways, leuk vermaak

Edit:
Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep?
8 dagen gratis trail
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:37
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:37 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

8 dagen gratis trail
trial.
Alexxxxxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:38
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:37 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

8 dagen gratis trail
over 8 dagen staan Bob, Simon en Jose bij je op de stoep om hun geld te halen
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:40
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:38 schreef Alexxxxx het volgende:

[..]

over 8 dagen staan Bob, Simon en Jose bij je op de stoep om hun geld te halen
neen,
Hun staan los van Livepersons..
ik draai dit programma cq server gewoon op me eigen PC nu..
Elocypmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:42
Er is een nieuwe ploeg begonnen met werken! Bob, jose en simon zijn klaar voor vandaag
hardstylesagemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:43
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Vulvo: Hello, Denver!
Vulvo: First I wish to know I am talking to a live person and not a bot. Can you prove that by telling me where I live?
Denver: Yes this is a live person. And how would I know where you live! ??
Vulvo: Do you not have my IP number, thus are able to trace where I live?
Denver: Yes we do, but I do not have access to that
Vulvo: Aha! So this is a service provided by Liveperson. Do you sit all together in one big room? (Jose, Anthony, Bob etc.)?
Vulvo: Answering chats?
Denver: How can I assist you with any auto parts you looking for?.
Vulvo: I wish to order a Volvo PCV Oil trap. I won one at my local dealer and he mentioned I can claim the prize at this site
Vulvo: His dealership is named "Vulva's Vulvostic Volvo's"
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Vulvo: Are you guys having a bowl over our chats?
Vulvo: We like chatting with you guys
Vulvo: Do you like that too?
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:43
Ik had net een alleraardigst gesprek met simon hij doet 't werk nu 2 jaar, is 25 jaar oud en hij doet jose en bob de groeten van me
Sebassermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:45
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:43 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Ik had net een alleraardigst gesprek met simon hij doet 't werk nu 2 jaar, is 25 jaar oud en hij doet jose en bob de groeten van me
Jose is trouwens 28 jaar oud
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:45
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 03:45 schreef Sebasser het volgende:

[..]

Jose is trouwens 28 jaar oud
hij zei tegen mij 12
Elocypmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:47
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
LovesVolvo: hi
LovesVolvo: how are you doing? i'd like to buy something
Chat session has been terminated!

Wtf
Syytönmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:39
Wat een kansloos topic.
Snevermaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:55
Snever: hey
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Snever: i see you ship international
Snever: is that including Europe?
Denver: Which part of Europe?.
Snever: The Netherlands
Denver: No sorry we do not
Snever: and england?
Snever: do you ship to england?
Denver: Yes we do
Denver: Is your Billing Address in Holland?.
Snever: yes. do you ship to holland ?
Snever: do you ship to holland?
Snever: hello why are you not anwer me?
Snever: hey you fucking bot. answer me goddammed
LintuxCxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:57
Dit is toch best grappig. Heb alleen pagina 1 gelezen tot nu toe, ben benieuwd wat ik op 4 tegenkom.

1. Ze hebben besloten ook naar .nl te verzenden.
2. Ze hebben alle Nederlandse IP-adressen gebanned op hun chat.

Welke van de twee zal het worden...
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:37
hij wou me niet eens helpen bij mijn dagelijkse portie genot


Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
sandra: i'm currently searching for: Volvo PCV Hose
Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
sandra: is kevin jose anywhere around?
sandra: he always helps me
sandra: ?
sandra: he helped me with getting a Volvo Turbo Mounting Kit
Denver: Sorry he isnt here and we do not have this item
sandra: he always helps me too get of he is so nice too me, is it possible that you can help me
sandra: comon i was almost there
Denver: Sorry we do not have this part
Denver: Local dealer only
sandra: and while you help me too get of can you also look on the top shelve for A Volvo Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: i just love that
Denver: Sorry we do not have the Flame Trap Bushing
sandra: could you give me a good time?
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
matthijstmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:42
Je kan gewoon een order plaatsen met als land Nederland...
Waarom dan al die moeite doen
jelle.kmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:43
Luciano Liggio: Hi,
Luciano Liggio: do you ship to sicilia?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Dalamarmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:46
Zwaar vermakelijk... tvp
Strakke actie Sebasser.

Vanavond zelf ook eens een sessietje starten.
kanaikenmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:01
quote:
Stan: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Piet: Hi, I wanted to know, do you ship to Holland?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Piet: Ok.
Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'Denver'.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Hi
Piet: Erm, is this another guy?
Denver: Sorry to inform you that we do not ship to Holland. Please do not come back to this Chat Service as there is no way we can help you
Denver: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!
Wat zullen we nou krijgen?
BobbyBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:09
Jullie zijn echt gek!
PeRimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:18
OMG wat een actie. . !
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:30
PFFFFFFFFFF deze kreeg ik maar niet gek


maria delmare:

You are now speaking with Peggy of Customer Service.
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy of Customer Care. How may I assist you?
maria delmare: i wanted some information on what skin care product was the best, can you advise me?
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
maria delmare: ok is the dovonex any good?
maria delmare: or should i buy the lamisil oral
maria delmare: it's more expensive
maria delmare: and do you ship too the netherlands?
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: hmm is it possible too ship it too aruba?
maria delmare: it's below the US and it's a part of holland
Peggy: No we could not ship in Aruba.
maria delmare: do you know about nataly holloway
maria delmare: that is the worse story i ever heard
Peggy: No Maria.
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: oh it was all over the news anyway.
maria delmare: what are your shipping costs withing the USA
Peggy: That would cost $19.95.
Peggy: You can check it on our website.
maria delmare: btw what is your ASL
maria delmare: ok i will do
maria delmare: always nice too speak too a person
Peggy: I do apologize Maria but we are not allowed to give out any information about us.
maria delmare: ok how old is the company and are you good ?
Peggy: We are here to assist our customer 24/7.
maria delmare: yeah that is great.
maria delmare: could you assist me then?
Peggy: We assisting our customer on placing their order online or to check for the status of their order.
maria delmare: could you chek order number 317387802 please then?
Peggy: Unfortunately, this is not a valid order number with us. If you want I can check it using your full name. May I have your full name pelase?
maria delmare: maria demare
maria delmare: whitout the space
maria delmare: i orderded lamisyl too be shipped too the Netherlands
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: so i orderded for 300 US $ of products and you can nt ship them
maria delmare: how much do you get payed for this?
maria delmare: i need a job
Peggy: I do apologize but we cannot find any records under your name on our database.
maria delmare: search again please
Peggy: Your name would be Maria Demare, right?
maria delmare: you are here too assist me, aren't you?
maria delmare: yes
maria delmare: with 2 L's
maria delmare: i'm from holland
maria delmare: i got family in USA
maria delmare: they live in denver
Peggy: So may I have the exact spelling of your name please?
maria delmare: martin G A U S
maria delmare: owh wait that is my husband
maria delmare: he is on TV in holland you know
maria delmare: do you know where holland is
maria delmare: or the netherlands
Peggy: Yes I do.May I have your exact name Maria?
maria delmare: maria Gaus
Peggy: So that I can pull up your records on database.
maria delmare: my husband is Martin
maria delmare: yes
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: thnx for helping me
maria delmare: Bye
maria delmare: sleep well
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
Yozzzmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:39
Wat een geniaal topic!
MutedFaithmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:51
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Hub: do you ship to europe too?
Denver: No sorry we do not
Hub: ok. and what about Australia?
Denver: May I know where you are located.
Hub: I'm located in Holland.
Hub: but my parents are going to australia in a couple of weeks.
Denver: I have told you several times and I suppose you still do not understand. WE DO NOT SHIP TO HOLLAND
Denver: WE DO NOT SHIP TO AUSTRALIA
Hub: you haven't told me anything several times. this is the first time I asked.
Denver: When you go to Australia then you can check with the local dealer
Hub: no need to put your capslock on.
Denver: BYE
Chat session has been terminated!


LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..
kanaikenmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:03
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 09:51 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..
Die Denver had ik ook een paar keer daarnet.
kanaikenmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:08
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mans: Are you a bot?
Greg: No
Greg: Live Person
Mans: Sweet. Does it pay well? Are you really there all day?
Mans: Are you the only one?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Yes, you are the only one. Yes you are really there all day. Yes, it does pay well. ?
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: If I could tell you that, I wouldn
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Mans: I wouldn't be looking for it. Would I?
Mans: Seems logical to me.
Mans: Will you say something when you're present again?
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: I said before. I wouldn't be here if I had the information I'm looking for. Right?
Greg: Then how could I help you now ?
Mans: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Mans: To England?
Greg: Yes
Greg: We do Ship parts to UK
Mans: But some other guy said you didn't ship to Europe at all. Is he lying?
Mans: I feel a little bit raped now.
Greg: We only ship to the UK
Mans: I see. Are you located there?
Greg: No
Greg: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Mans: So you ship to the US ánd the UK, right?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Interesting. And germany?
Greg: Yes we do
Mans: Belgium? (It's step by step closer)
Greg: No
Mans: Luxembourg?
Greg: No
Mans: Hmm, Germany is the closest it get. I guess.
Greg: No to Everything except UK , Spain ,Germany & France
Mans: And the US, of course.
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Mans: Omg, I was typing my PWD! I almost typed it in this screen. Crappy security, if you ask me.
Mans: Is this session safe? By the way?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For your Kind Information, We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session. No third party can view the information.....
Mans: If the police finds out I'm chatting with you I'm fucked. I'm living in a communists state, you know.
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Are there communists in the US too, maybe it's fine then.
Mans: Are YOU a communist?
Mans: Guess not, since I'm the one typing in red.
Mans: Communist color
Mans: Well, I have to go.
Greg: Sorry Iam not aware of those
Mans: Bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:09
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
dutchguy: is denver there?
dutchguy: i have a question for him
Greg: Denver has left for the dsy
Greg: How could I help you now ?
dutchguy: he helped me before.
dutchguy: do you ship too holland?
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to holland
dutchguy: hmm is there anyway too get it here?
dutchguy: good reading stuf we do not ship to Netherlands
Greg: You can contact your local parts dealer for the information
dutchguy: ok thank you have you visited the link?
Greg: Sorry we havent
dutchguy: it's about you and your colleges
dutchguy: about kevin jose
dutchguy: denver
dutchguy: simon
dutchguy: is simon still there/
Greg: No
dutchguy: hmm who else is there too help
dutchguy: and why did denver left
dutchguy: what did you think of holland
Greg: How could I help you ?
dutchguy: by giving you opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Are we connected ?
dutchguy: yes
Greg: Sorry I donot have any opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Dementormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:15
Die chatmensen zijn echt dom
MutedFaithmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:16
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dr. Blaiser: Hi
Greg: Hai
Dr. Blaiser: we from the psychiatric Ward in Amsterdam would like to excuse us for the trouble some of our patients seem te be giving you.
Dr. Blaiser: we've noticed them going here and asking about shipment to holland.
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Dr. Blaiser: you didn't really assist me you know..
Dr. Blaiser: by the way, DO you ship to holland?
Dr. Blaiser: Or anywhere near holland?
Dr. Blaiser: France? Germany? India?
Greg: Yes
Greg: To all those except Holland & India
Dr. Blaiser: ok.
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have agreat day
Dr. Blaiser: what would it cost to get something shipped to germany?
Greg: \Bye
Greg: ]Bywe
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Dr. Blaiser: oh, ok.
Dr. Blaiser: gotta go, one of my patients is going apeshit.
Dr. Blaiser: bye bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:17
ze verschepen gewoon echt niet naar nederland


You are now chatting with 'Greg'
henkjan smit: is this denver?
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
henkjan smit: owh ok is there anyway i could help with that
henkjan smit: i'm good with windows
henkjan smit: i can open and close them
henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
henkjan smit: owh ok do you have a lott of people asking for that?
Greg: Yes
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
henkjan smit: i was going too ask it but yeah you are too fast.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:19
Greg is nu de enige daar
MutedFaithmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:26
En dat lijkt me kut voor 'm
hp22maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:27
Wat een meesterlijk topic dit zeg
Dementormaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:31
Volgens mij worden die gasten goed gek van ons.
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:31
Greg: i live in Utrecht
Greg: it' in the middle of netherlands
Greg: can you ship it
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Greg: have you considerd it?
Greg: We donot ship parts to Utrecht Utrecht
Greg: why too germany and not too netherlands
Greg: That is our Company Policy
Greg: are you irritated by all the people asking for parts out of holland?
Greg: we are from a dutch forum
Greg: we already had good conversations with simon
Greg: denver
Greg: kevin jose
Greg: Please you can contact them this evening
Greg: All of them
Greg: You could sort your issues with them


whoot vanavond zijn ze er weer
Maeryckemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:33
Hilarisch dit topic... Ze hadden beter wel naar Nederland kunnen verschepen denk ik.. dat had inmiddels stukken goedkoper geweest
XcUZ_Memaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:34
Arme mensjes daar .
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:36
Greg krijgt nu steun van Denver
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:37
nee denver was weg
Zweefvliegjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:37
Hahahahaha! Ik heb ook nog wel een leuk ideetje voor vanaaf..
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:38
Normaa krijgen ze dus 1 klant per kwartier ofzo, en nu 15 per minuut
Likkende_Lassiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:40
quote:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Bier is lekker: Ok
Bier is lekker: Please let me know when you are ready.
Bier is lekker: I would like to order some parts....
Bier is lekker: I live in Californie, Newport Beach
Bier is lekker: do you ship there?
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bier is lekker: I live in Californie, Newport Beach
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Bier is lekker: Do you ship there?
Bier is lekker: ?
Greg: MAy I have the ZIP ?
Bier is lekker: sure, Santa Ana 92707
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Bier is lekker: Do you ship to my zip code?
Greg: Yes
Dus ze shippen nog wel ergens heen!
Hij vraagt 10 keer om een partnumber, gewoon negeren , lijkt geen bot te zijn ?
Likkende_Lassiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:42
Greg: Yes
Bier is lekker: So you want a partnumber, what are you going to do with that?
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Bier is lekker: Why do you want that ?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!


godver!

Ik ga dat 1800 numer zo ff bellen, neem het wel op
BobbyBmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:46
OMG ik lig hier helemaal dubbel
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:50
die lui zijn goed, en klant vriendelijk maar ik zou niet graag heel fok op me dak hebben
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:52
quote:
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
The real Greg: You are now chatting with 'the real Greg'
The real Greg: improve yourself
The real Greg: get cooler
The real Greg: be a real person.. just like the real greg
The real Greg: ship to the Netherlands
Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!
Greg heeft het druk vandaag...
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:53
the country next too germany: do you ship
the country next too germany: too my country
the country next too germany: 7381SW is my postal code
the country next too germany: can you help me?
Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Chat session has been terminated!

damn
dizeerikmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:55
greg is goed


ik probeer er achter te komen hoelang hij het werk al doet maar meneer is te verlegen
vitalicmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:01
Dit topic is 10/10
ThaBrainmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:03
geweldig mensen
keep 'm comin'
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:03
Zou er via dat Liveperson progamma ook communicatie tussen de helpdesk-personen mogelijk zijn? Want dan kun je je voordoen als operator en dan een babbel met Bob ofzo maken
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:04
Overigens wil die chat niet meer hier
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:17
bij mij crashte net de zooi..
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:21
Is wel grappige software..

url1


url2


probeer mn sessie maar eens over te nemen met url1...
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:25
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 11:21 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
Is wel grappige software..

url1


url2


probeer mn sessie maar eens over te nemen met url1...
Unable to connect


Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at server.iad.liveperson.net.

MaxMarkmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:26
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:53 schreef dizeerik het volgende:
the country next too germany: too my country
Sommige mensen moeten echt even een cursus Engels volgen alvorens te proberen grappig te zijn
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:28
hmm wazig.. 't werkt hier perfect ...
quote:
You are now chatting with 'Stan'
Kevinik: hi stan
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kevinik: hi stan
Kevinik: I'll wait
Chat session has ended.
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:30
Volgens mij ligt het aan mijn internetverbinding ofzo want ik kan me ook al niet inschrijven om dat LivePerson zelf uit te "testen"
Vendrismaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:31
verkapte TVP meesterlijk topic overigens
Delnoozmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:32
geweldig dit. heb echt dubbel gelegen van het lachen Vanavond met simon, jose en bob weer
Koenholiomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:34
quote:
Flip: hi
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Greg: Hai
Flip: The Netherlands
Greg: No
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:35
Er zijn nog veel meer winkels die live chat hebben, ze zijn nu alleen allemaal dicht
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:35
Die Jose is wel cool Geeft wel antwoord altijd
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:36
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 11:34 schreef Koenholio het volgende:

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Sheepcidusmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:39
Ze wil me gewoon dood hebben.


Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost?
Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once
Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please?
Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol
Peggy: For how many tablets?
Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose
Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough?
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: That would be cost for $45.
Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself?
Kevin R. OBrian: be
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead
Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:42
Wat is Vin
BarraCupraCudamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:49
LOL!!!!!
hp22maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:55
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 11:34 schreef Koenholio het volgende:

[..]

kolliemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:01
Prachtig dit
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:29
quote:
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
kalushi: ok
kalushi: ok
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
kalushi: Yes..
kalushi: I need to have a part for my car
kalushi: do you sel carparts ?
Greg: MAy I have the part you are looking for ?
... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: yes
kalushi: its a volvo part
kalushi: do you have part ?
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
... 30 sec wachten
kalushi: I think it says 8231293GE
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Greg: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
kalushi: favorite ?
Chat session has been terminated!
Greg houd niet van willekeurige nummers en slecht engels..
mstxmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:56
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 10:17 schreef dizeerik het volgende:

henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
!
Zweefvliegjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:59
Else: ok bye! (are you a bot or not?)
Else: this is so strange talking!!
Greg: No
Greg: A Live person
Else: okey, nice to talk with you
Else: bye!
Else: and thanks
Greg: Same to you
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have a Great day
Greg: Bye
Greg: Bye

Tss.. ze hebben wel veel standaard zinnetjes.. mag ook wel, nu ze zo veel Fok!kers daar hebben.

Edit: Ik zei tegen ze dat ik uit Frankrijk kwam.. daar wilden ze wel heen "shippen".. dusseuh, nu vraag ik me echt af wat ze tegen Nederlanders hebben!
Iemand die dat even uit Greg of een ander wil peuteren?
Zweefvliegjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:59
..Wanneer zouden ze die LiveHelp offline halen?
BarraCupraCudamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:00
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 12:56 schreef mstx het volgende:

[..]

!
omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:01
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen!
TiMmSmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:02
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Tim: Hey Greg, i would like to order the Volvo PCV Oil trap
Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Tim: ahhh men, u know where it is
Greg: Yes
Greg: Land of Ruud van nistelroy & Edgar Davis
Tim: Holland is in the top 3 with people using the internet. U can have profit
Tim: yeah true
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:04
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:02 schreef TiMmS het volgende:

Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ?
Xebroziusmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:05
quote:
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Xebro: tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
Xebro: does it ring a bell?
Xebro: near germany and belgium
Seth: Not to Netherlands
UncleSammaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:10
Whehe
Land of Ruud van Nistelroy, Tulips and weed
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:12
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!

Zweefvliegjemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:13
Ik wil gewoon weten waarom ze niet naar Nederland sturen
Zyggiemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:05 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

[..]
x3
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:15
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:12 schreef erikkll het volgende:
...
Veel plezier in Guantánamo Bay
erikkllmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:17
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:15 schreef tralalala het volgende:

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Veel plezier in guatemala bay
Dat typte hij in het rood, net nadat ik geklaagd had dat ik liever zwart had
kolliemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:17
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:15 schreef tralalala het volgende:

[..]

guatemala bay
tralalalamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:19
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:17 schreef kollie het volgende:

[..]

Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:19
Muhahaha...masterROFL @ erikkll
BarraCupraCudamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:20
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:12 schreef erikkll het volgende:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erik: Can I have the part name please?
erik: and
erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Seth: Eric..
erik: Seth!:)
Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session..
erik: But ofcourse, are you busy?
Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise..
erik: What time is it there?
Seth: Do not waste my time..
erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then
Seth: May I know how I could help you ?
erik: Do you ship internationally?
Seth: Where are you located ?
erik: Next to germany
erik: postal code 7141 NK
Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ?
erik: volvo pcv oil trap
erik: 1990 740 turbo.
Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap ..
Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars,
erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you?
erik: oka, thats interesting
erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us?
erik: i must say, u are really kind
Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow?
Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also
erik: either*
Seth: I am not a weather reporter..
erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather?
erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:)
erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe?
Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law
erik: Not by our national law
Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you
erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not
erik: could you please answer my questions?
Seth: Our technical team know how to do it..
erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess
Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,.,
Seth: That doesn't bother you..
Seth: BYe
Chat session has been terminated!

lang volgehouden!!
kolliemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:23
Zometeen een deel 2 van dit topic
Hugo-maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:24
quote:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
asdf: Hello?
asdf: Are you a bot?
asdf: Or are you a human?
Greg: Live person
asdf: Can you proof that?
Greg: Yes
asdf: Do it then.
Greg: Your IP address is ******************
asdf: So?
Greg: The page youe are on is h ttp://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846
asdf: Do you ship to Germany?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Errr.
UncleSammaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:25
Hij is achter het topic gekomen
Hugo-maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:25
Oh jee!
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:26
quote:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Khan: Hi im looking for a part
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Khan: volvo pcv oil trap
Greg: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Khan: 1990 740 turbo
Greg: Please hold one moment.Your patience is appreciated.I will Look up the information for you...
Khan: so is it forbidden in your country to play with this service ?
Khan: and can I have the weather report ?
Chat session has been terminated!
BarraCupraCudamaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:27
LOL!!!!! Hi Greg!!!!!

[ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door BarraCupraCuda op 15-05-2006 13:33:36 ]
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:32
Ze hebben het druk.
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:35
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:25 schreef UncleSam het volgende:
Hij is achter het topic gekomen
Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt
Hugo-maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:37
quote:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
asdf: Hi Greg, how are you?
Greg: Very tired Answering to you Guys
Greg: Where are you located ?
asdf: In HOlland and you?
asdf: Greg: Very tired Answering to you Guys
asdf: ???
asdf: jkl;
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!
Lekker aardig weer.
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:39
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:05 schreef Xebrozius het volgende:

Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Xebro: tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
Xebro: does it ring a bell?
Xebro: near germany and belgium
Seth: Not to Netherlands
Deze is goed
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:39
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt
Op zich denk ik dan weer aan een Goatse op je beeldscherm zetten maar of ze dat daar zo tof vinden?
MutedFaithmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

[..]

Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt
En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Ik krijg trouwens iedere keer Seth. Hij zit er nu alleen omdat het volgens mij nacht daar is.
kolliemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40
Ik heb nu Seth aan de lijn, maar echt spraakzaam ie ie niet.
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:41
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

[..]

En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )
Die gast lult. Hij kan alleen zien wat je IP adres is en waar je located ben en dat soort informatie. Hij kan absoluut niet zien welke site jij nu open hebt staan.

Erg veel mensen hebben geroepen dat ze van het Fok forum zijn vandaar dat Greg dat weet.
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:41
same here.. Hij negeert me gewoon..
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:41 schreef Neutrino het volgende:
same here.. Hij negeert me gewoon..
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
A sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Chat session has been terminated!

Ik heb niet eens meer de kans om iets te zeggen.
Hugo-maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42
quote:
Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef kollie het volgende:
Ik heb nu Seth aan de lijn, maar echt spraakzaam ie ie niet.
Bij mij zei hij zelfs helemaal niets terug.
Kwam misschien omdat ik vroeg of dit een chatroom voor live webcam sex was.

En nu dit:
quote:
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Chat session has been terminated!
Geniaal.
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:40 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

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En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo?

(En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? )
Dunno of dat zomaar mag. Die functionaliteit is er eik volgens mij om een klant te helpen door mee te kijken met de klant niet om iets te bespioneren
TiMmSmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:35 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt
Hoe bedoel je dat? Ziet hij mn window dan? nee toch
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43
http://v7soft.net/hide-ip-platinum/

Hide IP Platinum
Hugo-maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:42 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

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Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
A sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us!
You are now chatting with 'Seth'
Chat session has been terminated!

Ik heb niet eens meer de kans om iets te zeggen.
Ah, bij jou dus ook.
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:41 schreef Halfgedraaide het volgende:

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Die gast lult. Hij kan alleen zien wat je IP adres is en waar je located ben en dat soort informatie. Hij kan absoluut niet zien welke site jij nu open hebt staan.

Erg veel mensen hebben geroepen dat ze van het Fok forum zijn vandaar dat Greg dat weet.
http://www.liveperson.com/sb/sb_chat.asp

En de Flash tour. Zie je het vanzelf
Patje1987maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:46
die seth is gaar, bij mij liep net firefox vast.

ik vroeg om die volvo part met daaronder
does it come with extra fries?
and i want a XXL cola
do you ship it to the netherlands?

hij was niet spraakzaam
Bhaimaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:46
Wat Tha_T zegt lijkt me gewoon onmogelijk...
Neutrinomaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:47
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horny_rob: Hi..
horny_rob: Were is the live feed ?
horny_rob: this is a chatroom for live cam sex, isnt it ?
horny_rob: helooo ?
Seth: Using of this chat session for the irrelevent information us strictly punishable under CYBER CRIME.Do not play fool with us,We have your IP ADDRESS and we will take strict action against you.
horny_rob: Oh.. It thought this was a live cam feed
UncleSammaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:48
Halfgedraaidemaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:48
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:43 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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http://www.liveperson.com/sb/sb_chat.asp

En de Flash tour. Zie je het vanzelf
Net bekeken en ze kunnen absoluut niet zien welke pagina's jij allemaal hebt open staan. Alleen hun eigen website.
Tha_Tmaandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:49
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:46 schreef Bhai het volgende:
Wat Tha_T zegt lijkt me gewoon onmogelijk...
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 13:43 schreef Tha_T het volgende:

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http://www.liveperson.com/sb/sb_chat.asp

En de Flash tour. Zie je het vanzelf
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