Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:54 |
Nou, ik zit dus een beetje te surfen, kom ik op een site die eindelijk iets heeft wat ik wil. Zie ik daar een knop staan "live help" Dus ik zo mooi drukken, kom ik in zo'n chat windowtje waar na 2 seconden iemand bij me in komt, en vraagt of ie me kan helpen. Nou perfect dacht ik zo. Dus ik had stiekem al op de voorpagina zien staan dat ze ook internationaal shippen. Dus ik dacht ik vraag mooi hoeveel dat kost. "Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands." (dit is het 2e gesprek al). De eerste keer duurde het een minuut voordat ie antwoorde. Volgens mij weet die gast niet eens waar "The Netherlands" ligt. | |
DerMondscheintaufmeinLage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:56 |
Hilarisch. Nee, echt. | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:57 |
quote: kutkloon | |
King_of_Kool | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:58 |
Wat moet je hebben dan, een surfplank ofzo? | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:58 |
Dat is gewoon een bot joh Zet er maar eens 'Holland' neer, misschien dat dat klote ding het dan wel snapt. | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 00:59 |
Wat wil je kopen dan ? | |
remlof | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:03 |
ik denk dat je niet over "weed" had moeten beginnen | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:11 |
't word nog erger... beetje jammer dat ie vast leip | |
remlof | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:15 |
quote:Nou ja, Firefox wou je gewoon behoeden voor nog meer gezwets... Niet shippen naar Europe maar wel naar England | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:16 |
http://www.swedishpartswholesale.com/VO_PCV~Oil~Trap_list.html Dat is de site, ik moet de bovenste hebben. Je kan live help aanvragen rechtsboven. FoK! Red mij! | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:17 |
quote:Zoals ik al zei is dat waarschijnlijk gewoon een bot. Die dingen kunnen nooit normaal antwoord geven aangezien alles voorgeprogrammerd is op bepaalde woorden. | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:18 |
quote:Nee, het duurt even voordat er iemand joined, en je kan zien als ze typen. | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:19 |
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Sebas: Jose: Hi Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ? Jose: Sorry, we do not ship. hmm | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20 |
Collectief spammen met of ze shippen naar nederland!!!! | |
Daffodil31LE | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20 |
Zijn die dingen niet gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek te koop dan? | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:20 |
Geen bot? | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Sebas: Jose: Hi Sebas: i want to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Sebas: do u ship that to the netherlands ? Jose: Sorry, we do not ship. Sebas: huh Sebas: how do u send the parts then ? Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Chat session has been terminated! Ze hebben het niet eens | |
remlof | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21 |
quote:welnee joh, da's gewoon een indiaan in bangalore, da's goedkoper dan een bot | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:21 |
quote:Waarschijnlijk wel hoor Maar wou gewoon ff weten hoeveel het online is. (en heb me rijbewijs nog niet ) | |
Byte_Me | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:22 |
aangezien je op de bestelpagina gewoon nederland als bestemming kan selecteren, ga ik er vanuit dat ze wel naar nederland verzenden. gewoon doen dus. | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:23 |
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Ro: hi, do you ship to germany? Bob: May I know the parts ? Ro: Volvo PCV Oil Trap .... Bob: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, . Price will be determined and charged after the order has been placed plus a $12.95 handling fee Ro: oke tnx Ro: and do you ship to the netherlands? Bob: No Ro: uhm why not if i may ask? Ro: its near germany Bob: We do not ship Ro: uhm you just said you ship to germany Ro: hello? Volgens mij is het echt gewoon een bot [ Bericht 34% gewijzigd door Knoekie op 15-05-2006 01:30:14 ] | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:26 |
Jose heeft het onderdeel niet meer, en bob wel Wat is dat voor site | |
Vampier | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:27 |
zeg gewoon overseas to europa... dat bergijpen die eikels tenminste | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:27 |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:29 |
quote:Bij mij ook al. | |
NanKing | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:29 |
Ik sta in de wacht op een chatbox . | |
Cracka-ass | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:32 |
Whehhe | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:32 |
Als ze niet wisten waar nederland lag weten ze het nu wel | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:33 |
NanKing | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:33 |
Thank u for waitng. I'll be with you in just a moment. | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:34 |
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Miros: hi Jose: Hi Miros: can i ask a question? Jose: Yes please Miros: Are you located in Bangalore? Jose: What is Bangalore ? | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:36 |
ze worden nu overspoeld ... hoogtijdagen | |
Enchanter | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:36 |
Ik gooi er ff een tvp tegen aan , lees morgen wel verder | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:37 |
quote:Miros: do you ship to holland in Europe Jose: Sorry we do not. Miros: why not? Miros: i want to do a big order Jose: Sorry we do not ship BIG order to Holland.. Wheheh het is geen bot of toch wel | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:37 |
quote: "That's what I call my mother's poop chute" | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:38 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Piethaan: i want to order a product Simon: sure Simon: Can I have the part name please? Simon: and Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Piethaan: yes i will look it up Piethaan: Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00 Piethaan: can u send that product to me, in the netherlands? Piethaan: hello? Simon: I am sorry, we do not ship to netherlands Piethaan: ok but do you ship to belgium? Simon: Sorry, we do not ship to belgium Piethaan: where do you ship to then? Piethaan: if i know where u ship to i can tell you where to ship it Simon: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you. Piethaan: where are you located? Simon: Hamilton New Jersey Piethaan: oh okay but i do not live there Piethaan: i know Piethaan: if you go on vacation to the netherlands next week, can you bring me the part? Piethaan: so that is agreed? i would really thank you Piethaan: hello Piethaan: please help me i want the product soon Piethaan: i don't care about extra costs Piethaan: do you ship to germany? Piethaan: Simon? Piethaan: simon i think its very rude letting people wait this long Piethaan: i want to chat with your manager! | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:38 |
Ze shippen wel naar Duitsland en Engeland | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39 |
quote: | |
Keiichi | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39 |
renz0r | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39 |
Hoe droog Die kerel moet wel gek worden | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:39 |
Prachtig dit! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:40 |
schitterend vermaak zo op de late avond | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:41 |
quote:en France | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:43 |
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Sven: hey Sven: do you like Knäckebröd? Sven: but do you guys ship to netherlands? Sven: i think its rude to let people waith so long Chat session has been terminated! | |
NanKing | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44 |
Nah, zo lang voor gewacht | |
HendrikJan | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44 |
klik of klik Die versturen wel naar Nederland. | |
NanKing | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44 |
Ok knippen is niet mijn beste vak btw . | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44 |
wat een aso's: Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Anthony' Frans_Bauer: hello Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Frans_Bauer: do you ship to germany? Anthony: Can you tell me the part that you are looking to purchase from us . Frans_Bauer: PCV Oil Trap, do you ship that part to germany? Frans_Bauer: Kind Sir, can you tell me if u ship that part to germany, europe? Anthony: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Frans_Bauer: yes Chat session has been terminated! | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:44 |
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? casper2: Hello bob Bob: Hi casper2: i want to order you naked can you ship yourself to new york ? Bob: Please mind your words... Chat session has been terminated! | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:45 |
quote:Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47 |
quote:Baggeren in KLB is fout eh onz it is | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47 |
die denken van: PCV OIL TRAP is ons beste product | |
bas-beest | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:47 |
ze hebben geen Oil Trap en de Gaskets zijn ook even niet leverbaar | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:48 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here? Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you? Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more Michael: (are you are robot?) Jose: I am Live Michael: Is American your native language? Jose: Yep:) Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from? Jose: Sorry, no Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50 |
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all. Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please..... Cindy: yes Cindy: where do i see the part number Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose Cindy: Price: $11.12 Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Simon: Model: 240 Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose? Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail Cindy: what's the adress? Cindy: Hello Simon? Cindy: SIMON? Cindy: i want to order?? Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com Cindy: ok thanks this was a test Cindy: too see if you doing your job well Cindy: jose failed Simon: We will train him Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Simon: Have a nice day!!!! Cindy: good luck with him Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af. | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:50 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Anthony: hi bob, Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany? Bob: Part Number ? Anthony: PCV Oil Trap Anthony: model 240 Anthony: hello are you still there? Anthony: hello?????? Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:51 |
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Olga: hi Olga: i would like to order a product Simon: Thank you Simon: Part name please? Olga: well i would like to know something first Olga: are you a real person? Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot Olga: hello? Olga: im waiting Simon: Yes, bot Olga: you are a bot? Olga: do you like Knäckebröd? Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd? Olga: i need Knäckebröd Olga: where are you located? Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd Olga: hey Olga: asshole Olga: i Olga: need Olga: Knäckebröd Olga: HEY YOU Olga: Knäckebröd Olga: I NEED IT Olga: IKEA Olga: Knäckebröd Olga: IKEA Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Simon: IKEA Olga: im sorry Olga: for being so rude Simon: NP Simon: Have a nice day!!!! Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me Olga: wouldnt Simon: We do not have shouting people Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you? Simon: Our people do not say Olga: i think i like you Olga: would you like a date with me Olga: im swedish | |
crackhead | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:51 |
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar. | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:54 |
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? hans: hello jose Jose: Hi hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ? Jose: Depends.. hans: on what ? Jose: On chat hans: How many people are working at your office ? hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from? hans: yeah hans: i will shoot u to dead hans: and i hate bush hans: go tell the FBI u bastard Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.? hans: yes Jose: Great:) | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:56 |
quote:hans: I want to order a big dildo Jose: Okay... hans: Wanna join ? Jose: ? Jose: For ? hans: s#x with me and my friends Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Jose: Bye Chat session has been terminated! | |
TheSorrow | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:56 |
Mn schoenen uit Amerika werden ook niet naar NL geshipt, gelukkig wilden mensen uit mn clan t sturen, zekers chill | |
Emme-r-tje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:57 |
die "bots" hebben de dag van hun leven.. | |
Vampess | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:57 |
Live-chat by LIVEPERSON Bagger-botjes.. | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 01:59 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate? BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site. BillClinton: And I just had to ask BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock? Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language? BillClinton: Or is Jose a man? Simon: He is Kevin jose Simon: Male BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english? BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language Simon: He only know english BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job? BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company ... Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin | |
Dennis_enzo | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:00 |
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Dennis: Hi Dennis: I like beans Dennis: do you? Dennis: hello? Dennis: asl? Bob: Hmmm.. Dennis: whats your phone number, bob? Dennis: do you ship to penisland? Dennis: hello? Dennis: do you like heineken? Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands? Dennis: hello? Bob: Why ? Dennis: i want to buy a pijp Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Dennis: do you want to sell it ? Dennis: or are you too attached? Bob: Yes Dennis: why? | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:02 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd? Björn: hehe, no seriously.. I wish to order a part for my Volvo Jose: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please..... Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00 Jose: Go head Jose: Order Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment! Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland Jose: Sorry we do not ship Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd. Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Jose: Bye | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03 |
Nee het zijn geen botjes, gewoon een bedrijf dat mensen dat laten doen, bekijk die demo maar | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03 |
Hilarisch | |
crackhead | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:03 |
Simon zegt niks meer . | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:06 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? osamabillhandel: hello bob t osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me osamabillhandel: will u take care of my shop ? Bob: Yes..if I file a complaint osamabillhandel: ok fill it in te erg | |
donnahvh | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07 |
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? jose: hello?i need some help jose: im looking for kevin is he there? Bob: No jose: jose is his other name jose: is he there? jose: this is his boyfriend jose: i want him to come home this instand Bob: Okay jose: thanks jose: you will send him right? en toen stilte | |
Likkende_Lassie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07 |
Prachtig dit!!!!! hahahah | |
Vampess | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:07 |
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript | |
Vampess | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09 |
quote: | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland? erikkll: hello? erikkll: I don't like being ignored erikkll: Or not being answered to in general. erikkll: I don't think i like your company. erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see. Jose: erikkll: where are you located? Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland. Jose: HAMILTON NJ erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed! erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there? erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy. Jose: Great erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here! Jose: OOps!!! Jose: 8:00 erikkll: pm? Jose: AM Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Jose: Bye Chat session has been terminated! | |
Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:09 |
quote:Ik vraag het me echt af | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:10 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please? Bob: No God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son? Bob: Oh...no God: Is Kevin Jose near you? Bob: No God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven? Bob: No God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up? Bob: Ok God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know. Bob: Great God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money? God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake? God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands! Bob: Fine Connection closed | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Bhai: Hello? Jose: Hi Bhai: Do u speak Dutch? Jose: Sorry, No Bhai: Kutwijf Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees Jose: May I know where you are located ? Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:( Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Jose: Bye Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13 |
Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs? Bob: No Patricia: hahaha Patricia: your jobs sucks dick Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad? Patricia: fuck him Bob: Oka Patricia: oka? Bob: Yes Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions. Bob: Okay Patricia: hahah Patricia: priceless Patricia: i don't think you are real Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer Bob: Why ? Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers Bob: fine Patricia: your fine with that? Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken? Bob: Ohhh Patricia: What ohhh? | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13 |
quote: | |
Vampess | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13 |
OMG ik praat hier met een echt persoon *schaam* | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14 |
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14 |
Zullen ze nooit hebben gehoord van een IP ban ? | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Anthony' Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300 Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon Jenny18: the sedan Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67 Anthony: High Flow Air Filter Anthony: Lexus IS300 Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder, Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here. Jenny18: ok that would be great Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode. Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's. Jenny18: can i ask you another question Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss Chat session has been terminated! | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Anthony' Anthony: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ | |
Vampess | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15 |
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crackhead | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15 |
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Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:15 |
Anthony Een nieuwe | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:16 |
Vraag of ze ook aan IP bans doen ik krijg steeds die dat ze zich verontschuldigen | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21 |
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Kurt beck: hello.. Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Kurt beck: are you here ? Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Kurt beck: and now ? Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW! Edit: Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW! Bob: Same Bob: Status Kurt beck: Status of what ? Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job Prudence: i have a shitty job too Prudence: should we both quit? Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day Prudence: or be a folk singer Prudence: that is a good carreer move Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer... Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:23 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Olaf: Hi! Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there? Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Olaf: Okapoka Olaf: You must be really busy! Simon: I will be right with you. Olaf: How long will it take? Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Simon: and Simon: Can I have the part name please? Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00 Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's" Olaf: Located in Germany.. Simon: It is out of stock Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24 |
dit is geweldig Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Anthony' Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck? Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother Chat session has been terminated! | |
Arjan | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24 |
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Arjan: allright Simon: I will be right with you. Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Simon: I will be right with you. | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:26 |
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Knoekie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:28 |
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Robert: hi jose Robert: i would like to excuse me Jose: Hi Robert Robert: i trought this wasnt real Robert: i trought it wasnt live Jose: It is Live Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live Jose: Oops !!! Robert: what happend? Robert: i feel really bad Jose: I am Live Robert: you people are working so hard Jose: Yep:) Robert: are you in usa? Jose: Yep Robert: oke Jose: HAMILTON NJ Jose: You ? Robert: Amsterdam Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam Robert: haha funny Robert: i dont wish to order something Robert: i just want to know a cople things Robert: can i pick it up? Robert: at the store? Robert: i cant find an adres Jose: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Robert: can i be president of the united states? Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha Jose: You might Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red? Robert: a chick Robert: in a blender Jose: Hum Robert: not funny? Robert: i like americans Robert: i would like to visit new york Jose: I have visited. Robert: ah its nice? Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Jose: Bye Chat session has been terminated! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:29 |
Ik ben nu gezelg met Bob aan het keuvelen aardige vent | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:29 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have? VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25 VolvoOilTrap: Bob? Bob: Great VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva? VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater Bob: Yes....checked VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on? VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans Bob: Yes VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries. Bob: Sorry about that VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion? Bob: I am sorry...am not sure VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant? Bob: Not sure | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:30 |
hahaha.. let ik: ik ben bob Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Simon' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Bob: and Bob: Can I have the part name please? Simon: Yes, can I have the part name? Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31 |
quote:Die is geniaal | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31 |
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Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:34 |
Jonathan: Yes, that's because I sent all my friend to your chat. We're having a lot of fun. Would you like to say something to them? Jose: Have a Great Week !!! | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:35 |
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Albert: hi simon Albert: i would like to play a game Albert: simon says Albert: you must say what i must do Albert: and i'll do it Albert: if you say "simon says" Albert: and i will do it Albert: wouldn't it be fun? Albert: come on simon Albert: you didn't say i must wait, but i still am waiting for your reply Albert: Simon? Albert: ignoring me won't make me go away Albert: just do the simon says game once yes? Albert: i don't think i like you very much simon En ik wacht nog steeds | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:36 |
hahaha hij heeft het door! Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Jose' Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Jose: I asked First Anthony: and Anthony: Can I have the part name please? Anthony: hahaha so you guys do have humour Anthony: hahaha this is great Jose: Anthony: why Jose: Jose: Anthony: come on... otherwise you would have a boring day Anthony: at least you have some nice stories to tell at home | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37 |
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Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:37 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Chat session has been terminated! | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:38 |
Je mag niet eens meer Jose heten | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:40 |
Het is druk geworden. Ik heb redelijk lang met Bob zitten lullen over van alles en nog wat. Maar hij gaf alleen maar hele diplomatieke korte antwoorden. Jose is iets losser geworden. Die typte net zelfs "ha ha ha " en sloot vervolgens de sessie af. Ik ga nu mijn pijlen richten op simon. | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41 |
Albert: what are you doing simon? Albert: okay, no game then. I'd like to order a pcv oil trap for my volvo 740 Turbo Albert: bye simon, you suck. i'm going to tell all my friends about your lack of communication. up yours! Bij deze dus; Simon is een aarslikkend hoerenjong | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:41 |
Jose, Bob en Simon hebben echt de dag van hun leven | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:42 |
quote:Anthony is nog wat ongewennig. Ik heb net gezegd dat ik zelfmoord ga plegen als hij niet binnen 1 minuut reageerd. | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:43 |
I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part dies ook wel grappig | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:43 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com? Familyguy: I need help Bob: Yes Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light Familyguy: really bright Familyguy: Can you help me? Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part Familyguy: Wait! I found it Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.? Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message" Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA? Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot? Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live? Familyguy: Bob? Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts! | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:44 |
quote:Ik moest hardop lachen. Zouden die gasten ook moeten lachen? | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:45 |
Als er nu iemand met een niet-nederlands IP naar een Saab-bumper ging vragen, hoe zouden ze dan reageren? | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47 |
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Bij jullie wel? I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:47 |
Bob: My telephone is broken Bob: can u help me Bob: i live in the Netherlands Bob: if u ignore me, ill commit suicide Bob: and then ull be responsible for that Denver: Okay... Denver: Take care Bye Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:49 |
raar zeg: Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Jose' Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Constatine: hi, i know you are getting lots of prank-chats... i can make them stop if you want Constatine: i will tell them to stop.. would you like that? Jose: No Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50 |
volgens mij lachen ze zich daar ook dood | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:50 |
http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/88239778/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=88239778 ik heb een fucking nederlandse gevonden | |
#ANONIEM | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:51 |
Tsja ... no shipping dan. | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:51 |
Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts! Familyguy: I have lots of money Bob: okay Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family? Bob: Fine Familyguy: Good, do you have kids? Bob: No Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife? Familyguy: Are you going to have kids? Bob: No Familyguy: No?! Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo? Bob: NO Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have? Bob: No Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels? Bob: Yes Familyguy: Cool! Howmany? Bob: NO Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?) Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain? | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:52 |
quote:you: Hallo? Jasper: hello you: ik wil bestellen Jasper: ok you: je krijgt het zo dadelijk heel erg druk you: van het Fok Forum you: www.fok.nl Jasper: waarom dan ? Jasper: wat is dat ? you: hier heb je een linkje you: we do not ship to Netherlands | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:53 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Mike-Hawk: hello? Mike-Hawk: can you say my name out loud Simon: Mike-Hawk Mike-Hawk: so you just said MY COCK!! lol! one! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:56 |
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper' you: hoi Japser Jasper: hallo you: alles goed? Jasper: wil je wat vragen ? you: Zit je toevallig in hetzelfde kantoor als Bob, Jose en Simon? Jasper: nee Jasper: die ken ik niet eens you: Oh ok. you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan? | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:57 |
Please wait for a site operator to respond. You are now chatting with 'Jasper' Jasper: hallo Jasper: het is heel erg druk you: Heb je het al druk gekregen Jasper you: hahaha Jasper: ja you: ik zei toch dat het Fok forum eraan kwam Jasper: hou even op you: dat kan niet you: ze hadden eerste en hype te pakken om amerikaanse lastig te vallen you: nu vonden ze jou Jasper: Wat stom Jasper: maar wil je nog wat vragen ? you: je collega's in amerika zijn een stuk grappiger you: die geven overal antwoord op you: zoals: Sure, fine, yes bla bla bla you: zitten er ook nog lekkere wijven daar? Jasper: ja man Jasper: neucken dat we doen you: hahaha you: Netjes you: waar zitten jullie ergens? Jasper: GA EENS IEMAND ANDERS LASTIG VALLEN you: En wat verdiend dit geintje hier wil ik ook wel werken in de avond uurtjes you: Ho ho ho relax je krijgt het zo nog druk genoeg Jasper: een kleine 8 euro per uur you: goedzo you: ik ga weer verder succes met de drukte Jasper: SPERMAFLIKKERS | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:57 |
quote:Dat is verdomme geen bot | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:58 |
you: Heb je wel Volvo onderdelen dan? Jasper: nee Jasper: ik verkoop computers Jasper: en opblaas poppen you: Ja, als je computers verkoopt kun je natuurlijk niet aan een vrouw komen, dat snap ik. Jasper: dat klopt Jasper: maar wat wil je vragen ? | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:00 |
quote:Die gast is volgens mij echt hoor. Heb net wel een tof gesprek met em gehad | |
MaceNL | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01 |
we komen er wel met BOB Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Mace: hello Bob: Hi !! Mace: friend of mine was looking for something Bob: Can I have the exact name of the part Mace: PCV Oil Trap Mace: for volvo Bob: I apologize but it appears we are currently out of stock on the part(s) you are looking for. Please check back with us at a later date for availability and price on that item. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Mace: yes Mace: do you ship too holland? if u got the part? Bob: I am sorry..no Mace: by plane then? Bob: Not even by sea Mace: mmmm, and if i pay extra? Bob: No shipping Mace: oke, but how could i get the part i need here? Bob: Please get the parts with the Local dealer... Mace: local dealer is 500km away Mace: what if i came to sweden and pick it up myself? Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address Mace: so when i pay,ull ship the part i need too holland Bob: no Mace: ermm. u getting me confused, is there something about holland u cant ship products to it? what if i would give an adress in Germany Bob: We ship the parts only to the billing address Mace: so when i send u a bill u pay me and ship packadge to me? Bob: We do not ship to Holland Mace: what other countries would u ship too. Bob: Many Mace: even dutchyland? Bob: NO Mace: can u use a SG1 portal to send packedge? Bob: No Mace: ok lets make a deal. i buy a part i need. i pay upfront and pay 100$ to ur own bankaccount if u send me packadge i need Bob: No Mace: is there any reason we sill talking? i got the fealing u are not trying to sell me anything here. if i was black and lived in sigapore would i get the part i needed? Bob: No Mace: give me a hint how i can get the part i need Bob: Please get it from your local dealer .. Mace: we dont have a local dealer, thats why im here chatting with u Bob: Local parts store Mace: i just phoned the local parts store, they told me you should sell me the part i need Bob: Okay Mace: they also told me you should ship it to me for no extra costs Bob: Okay Mace: Okay give me ur phonenumber so i can make an order Bob: 1-800-859-0926 | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01 |
quote:Die is hardstikke echt ja die leest hier nu lekker mee moet je maar rekenen Japser | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01 |
quote:Natuurlijk is die echt. Denk je dat een BOT antwoord gaat geven over een vraag zoals wat verdien je om je vervolgens uit te schelden voor sperma flikker | |
kweenieman | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? American Psycho: it's night here actually American Psycho: can i order a part? Bob: Yes American Psycho: do you sell volvo cockrings? American Psycho: hello, I'm busy man can you please respond? American Psycho: I need a cockring fast Bob: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? American Psycho: yes I'm looking for a volvo gun, do you have them? Bob: NO American Psycho: what type of volvo parts do you sell? Bob: May I know the part you need ? American Psycho: pvc oil cockring model 240 Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? American Psycho: yes i need a handjob American Psycho: do you do those? Bob: Great American Psycho: you give great handjobs, that's well "great" don't you think? Bob: Fine American Psycho: you give fine handjobs, that's good too American Psycho: how much are they? Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? American Psycho: first answer my last question please? Bob: Great American Psycho: ohh fuck you American Psycho: you stupid ass American Psycho: are you a real person by the way? Bob: NO American Psycho: so you are a bot? Bob: No American Psycho: then what are you? Bob: Great American Psycho: I don't think so Bob: Fine American Psycho: ? Bob: ? American Psycho: ! Bob: Okay American Psycho: well I have to go (suck some cocks and stuff) see ya ! Bob: BYe | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:01 |
hij is boos Please wait for a site operator to respond. You are now chatting with 'Jasper' Jasper: hallo you: he jasper Jasper: lekker ding wil je sex of zo ? you: alles goed Jasper: vieze fok klootzak you: ?? Chat session has been terminated by the site operator. | |
Andromache | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02 |
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper' Jasper: hallo you: jasper hallo you: weet jij ook wat van auto's? you: nou zeg da's ook wat, wil ik wat bestellen, krijg ik niks te horen/zien Jasper: hallo Jasper: ik ben heel druk Jasper: Wacht aub you: dat kan Jasper: ok ik heb tijd Jasper: wat wil je vragen Jasper: DILDI Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator. | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02 |
jasper heeft hem uitgezet! | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:02 |
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Mr. P.E. nis: Hi bob Mr. P.E. nis: Do you sell rings? Mr. P.E. nis: Couldn't find them on the site Mr. P.E. nis: Are you searching for me? Mr. P.E. nis: Not for me, but rings for me that is Mr. P.E. nis: Mr. Bob? Mr. P.E. nis: I need rings! now! Mr. P.E. nis: I can't keep my hard-on without them! Mr. P.E. nis: Help me Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Mr. P.E. nis: thanks bob, i already lost it Mr. P.E. nis: too late Mr. P.E. nis: My wife V.A. Gina says hi Bob: Hi Mr. P.E. nis: She's not very happy Bob: Okay Mr. P.E. nis: because i don't have a cockring Bob: Okay Mr. P.E. nis: I have to use viagra again. expensive sh*t Bob: Okay Mr. P.E. nis: could you make an exception and send some rings to the Netherlands? Bob: I am sorry...no Mr. P.E. nis: too bad Mr. P.E. nis: you like my name? i like yours Bob: Thanks Mr. P.E. nis: is this the first time you get this many chat requests in one day? Bob: No Mr. P.E. nis: so we're not very original? Bob: No Mr. P.E. nis: damn Bob: Okay Mr. P.E. nis: Okay? That's all you can say, that's all you can say Bob: No Mr. P.E. nis: Ah you can also say no Bob: No Mr. P.E. nis: can you say yes? Bob: NO Mr. P.E. nis: too bad Bob: Yes Mr. P.E. nis: well, have a nice day. I'm going to fuck my wife Bob: Okay | |
Friebo | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:03 |
Simon heeft er de brui aan gegeven... You are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? SE_extra_lars: hallå, talar Svenska? Jag vilja Knäckebröd före min Volvo beställa. Simon: Okay... SE_extra_lars: Sorry.. you don't speak Swedish? Simon: Do not know SE_extra_lars: You don't know if you speak Swedish? SE_extra_lars: I want to order something for my Volvo Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Simon: I will be right with you. Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ SE_extra_lars: Well, i shall write my message in advance, so you can respond if you have enough time: SE_extra_lars: I want to order this item 5 times: Volvo Window Motor Model: S80 Price: $142.56 Brand: A1 Cardone As is said, i want to order this item 5 times. 2 for myself (Sweden), 1 for my brother in Belgium and 2 for my brother in the Netherlands. Are you shipping to this countries? Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Simon: I will be right with you. Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ SE_extra_lars: How long is this going to take? Chat session has been terminated! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:03 |
Japser heeft de chat uitgezet! | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05 |
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Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05 |
quote:Nee jasper zegt dat wij alles knippen en plakken naar het Fok! forum. Hij vind het welletjes en vind ons VMBO'ers. | |
Dawnbreaker | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05 |
dat zegt jasper met zijn topbaan! | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05 |
Jasper: damn Jasper: klotomongool Jasper: sterf aan danny Jasper: en lik yvonne | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:05 |
quote:Ah hij leest dus mee! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06 |
quote:Hij zou mn CV eens moeten zien Wie is er nu zieliger, iemand die een leuke chatavond wil, of een verkoper van computers | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06 |
quote:Dag jasper | |
dWc_RuffRyder | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06 |
Priceless topic . | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:06 |
quote:Zei hij dat jah? | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:07 |
quote:ja, verdomme, en ik wilde (serieus) een laptop kopen maarja. | |
ChA0zNL | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:07 |
Sjeng: It is kind of rude to put people on hold that long, don't you think? Simon: Yes Sjeng: well Sjeng: then answer my questions if you don't want to be rude... Simon: Now I am chatting with whole Netherlands coutry peoples Simon: Nearly 100 chats | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Bob' Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Familyguy: Hi, is this live help for swedishpartswholesale.com? Familyguy: I need help Bob: Yes Familyguy: Ok, I need a part for my car, but I dont know the name for it Familyguy: it's located on the front of the car, and it sends out light Familyguy: really bright Familyguy: Can you help me? Bob: I apologize I am not that familiar with this particular part . I suggest you to check with your Local dealer and get the exact name of the part Familyguy: Wait! I found it Familyguy: By the way, are you C.I.A.? Familyguy: It says "an agent is typing a message" Familyguy: is that FBI or CIA? Familyguy: Hellooo, this is not live help, are you a robot? Familyguy: are you fake? Is this live? Familyguy: Bob? Familyguy: I need to get to work, my car is broken, my wife is having a baby, and my children are kidnapped by the CIA. I need parts! Familyguy: I have lots of money Bob: okay Familyguy: ok, now, how is your family? Bob: Fine Familyguy: Good, do you have kids? Bob: No Familyguy: Aww, too bad. But you do have a wife? Familyguy: Are you going to have kids? Bob: No Familyguy: No?! Familyguy: Do you drive a volvo? Bob: NO Familyguy: I like Volvo. What car do you have? Bob: No Familyguy: I have never seen a "no" car. Does it have wheels? Bob: Yes Familyguy: Cool! Howmany? Bob: NO Familyguy: (are you irritated? can you say more then one word?) Familyguy: I dont like this costumer service, you are shouting at me. Do you want me to complain? Familyguy: Hello? Familyguy: Welcome to Live Help! How can you assist me today? Familyguy: How about, not! Bob: Okay Familyguy: WHAT? I want to talk to you boss Bob: Okay Familyguy: What is his phone number Bob: No Familyguy: But you said I could talk to him! Bob: Okay Familyguy: You are a lier Bob: yes Familyguy: ohh, you're a naughty boy. What time is it there? Bob: Same time Familyguy: 5 to 3 in the middle of the night? Familyguy: Oh wait, you're trying to tell me something arent you? But your text is recorded! Is that right? Familyguy: if so, say: yes. Familyguy: I understand, I will keep it a secret! Say yes! Bob: No Familyguy: Hmm ok I was wrong then... are you sure? (say no if it's really no) Bob: NO Familyguy: ok, have you been kidnapped? Bob: Fine Familyguy: damn! By whom? the CIA? Bob: No Familyguy: FBI? Bij SD-6? Familyguy: or maybe by a volvo dealer? Bob: Okay Familyguy: a volvo dealer hm.. are you in Sweden? Bob: No Familyguy: The USA? Bob: Yes Familyguy: Ok, where in the USA? Bob: No Familyguy: Hmm, never been to No. Does it have waterfalls? Bob: No Familyguy: A desert? Bob: Yes Familyguy: Ahh is it in the south? Bob: No Familyguy: hmm North? Bob: Down Familyguy: middle? Bob: No Familyguy: hmm between the north and the middle? Bob: Up Familyguy: between the middle of the middle of the north and the middle? Bob: Wrong Familyguy: damn, somewhere near dakota? Bob: Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center Bob: No Dodge Familyguy: What's a dodge? isnt that a really cool car Familyguy: like a Dodge viper Bob: NO Familyguy: ah ok, so dodge is a place somewhere in the USA? Bob: NO Familyguy: or is that the name for Between the middle of the middle of the north and the center? Bob: No Familyguy: Damn, what is Dodge?! Familyguy: Can you explain? Bob: Kind of Vehicle Bob: No Familyguy: Oh it is So you drive a dodge? or you were kidnapped in one and brought to the USA? Bob: Same Familyguy: Damn you're serious arent you Familyguy: can I help you? Bob: Sure...but no Familyguy: I have a volvo, you know, I'm the original guy that brought all those people to your chat Familyguy: I'm mean aint i Bob: Thanks for your Help Familyguy: Well, I dont believe you're American Familyguy: I mean, your english is really bad Familyguy: Do you need any help with your english? Bob: Okay Familyguy: Okay, can you say the alfabet? I'll begin: ABCDEFGH Bob: ABCDEFGH Familyguy: yes, and then? Familyguy: ABCDEFGHIJKLM... Bob: No Familyguy: ok, want to play a game? Bob: HGFEDCBA Familyguy: noooo that's all wrong! Familyguy: where did you learn that? Familyguy: in the US of A? Bob: Youuuuuuu.. Bob: A of US Familyguy: huh Familyguy: A of US? Familyguy: well ok, A is the first letter. Familyguy: the second is B Familyguy: do you know the third? Bob: -A Familyguy: What the hell? -A? Familyguy: are you chinese? Familyguy: Hello? Bob: Yes Familyguy: Let's start again shall we? Bob: NO Familyguy: oh you like this chat? Familyguy: I'm happy to hear that. Familyguy: So, you think Dutch people are Cultured and Beautiful. That's great Familyguy: can you say more dificult words? [ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door Mastertje op 15-05-2006 03:18:38 ] | |
oinkoink12 | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08 |
HAHAHA | |
#ANONIEM | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:08 |
quote:Het is ook handiger om eerst te sparen en dan met wat vertraging posten. | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:09 |
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper' you: Ik heb potdullen een VWo diploma hoor! waar zie je me voor aan! Jasper: hallo Jasper: voor een ezel Jasper: lik even yvonne uit wil je you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter. Jasper: ja Jasper: brechtje Jasper: kutmeid Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker? | |
kweenieman | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:09 |
quote:Hahah, en Engels is zijn moedertaal | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:10 |
Jasper is dus echt Val hem maar niet meer lastig, de bots zijn immers veel leuker | |
Elocyp | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11 |
Iek: how much for sucky sucky? Bob: Fine Iek: $5? Bob: Yes Iek: where? Bob: There Iek: in holland?! when you come to holland can you please take the volvo part with you? Bob: Wish to Iek: how much do they pay you? Bob: No | |
Peter | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11 |
haha Jasper een fokker? | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11 |
quote:die 'bots' zijn ook echt | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:11 |
quote:Die jasper is gewoon iemand van dit topic die zelf ff snel een chat sessie heeft opgezet. Snappie? | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:12 |
quote:Ach, die zijn in iedergeval niet zo slim | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:12 |
Jasper: hallo you: hallo Jasper: hallo you: mijn naam is yvonne en ik heb gehoord dat jij mij wilde likken? Jasper: ja Jasper: dat is heerlijk Jasper: HIHIHIHHIHIHI you: mooi, ik kan wel een likbeurt gebruiken you: mail mij maar even voor een afspraak Jasper: ok you: yvonne@fok.nl Jasper: is goed Jasper: dankje Jasper: ik ben Danny Jasper: aangenaam you: he danny jij hier? Jasper: ja Jasper: aangenaam you: gezellig zeg you: maar jij likt me al te vaak, ik wilde eens iets anders proberen Jasper: ok Jasper: aarsbaffen you: ken jij nog iemand dan? Jasper: ja Jasper: Knut you: ah oke you: dankjewel he | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:13 |
you: Nee sorry, ik ben al getrouwd you: Yvonne ook btw, met Iteejer En samen hebben e een mooie dochter. Jasper: ja Jasper: brechtje Jasper: kutmeid Jasper: 14 jar nogmaar you: whehehe je bent ook een fokker? Jasper: nee Jasper: ik heb haar wel geneukt Jasper: vandaar dat ik haar ken you: dan heb je wel verrekte snel ingelzen. you: oooooh ok Jasper: you: Nou, vertel wat zijn je hobby's? you: En zit je elke zondagnacht computers te verkopen, of alleen vandaag? Jasper: alleen vandaag you: Hoi Sebasser Jasper: hoi lekker diung you: ah je hebt mn FoBo gecheckt Jasper: ja Jasper: nuecken ? | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:13 |
quote:Jasper is nep die heeft gewoon snel een chat sessie opgezet. | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:14 |
Jasper - Sebasser, vandaar dat DIE nu ook stil is | |
Andromache | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:14 |
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jasper' Jasper: hallo you: maar Jasper, 8 euro per uur heerlijk baantje zo 's nachts, hoe kom je daar nou aan? you: he ik wil ook bij jou werken, je lijkt me een prima kerel (y) Jasper: ok Jasper: damn Jasper: ik wil terug naar Fok! you: terug?! dus je bent er al geweest? Jasper: nu ben ik hier met 12 kutklootzakken aan het chatten you: priceless, ain't it? you: ah dacht ff dat je zelf active user was momenteel you: kutklootzak, best knap, trouwens of nee, interseksuelen. daar is ook een topic over op fok you: krijg je nou zo'n baan via het uitzendbureau oid? Jasper: sperma enzo Jasper: je kent het wel Jasper: ouders verwekken je Jasper: en zo moet je werken you: goh jeetje en daarna? you: je weet helemaal niet of ik dat ken, sperma Jasper: ok you: ik bedoel ja, werk, okee, maar hoe ben je nou aan DEZE baan gekomen? Jasper: dit is geen baan Jasper: maar verveling you: achgossie maar hoe word ik nou dan liveperson? Jasper: www.liveperson.com you: grappig grappig hier heb je dus voor betaald? of gehackte software? you: jeeeeeeeee sebasser, je bent ontmaskerd! Jasper: nee Jasper: trail | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15 |
quote:ja idd, ik was trouwens ook even aan het bijlezen | |
UncleJB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15 |
Wie zoekt even een ander? | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15 |
quote:Idd, helemaal weg. Maar dat zou dus betekenen dat die ander sites ook geen bots zijn | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15 |
quote:Goede grap! | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:15 |
quote:Bob iig niet nee... hoogstesn operators die standaard zinnetjes aanklikken of zo | |
The_Terminator | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16 |
quote:Waar heb je dat ding gedownload? | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16 |
quote:check hierboven die lange | |
Elocyp | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16 |
Iek: do you like dutch people? Bob: Yes Iek: why? Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful... | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:16 |
Ik was weer de eerste die wist dat het nep was. Damn i'm fast. | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:17 |
quote: | |
dWc_RuffRyder | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:18 |
Dat hele chatgedoe is nep? ! | |
Mastertje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:18 |
quote:Nee, alleen jasper | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:20 |
quote:Bob is zo echt als een Bob maar kan zijn | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:24 |
't was iig vermakelijk om te lezen... | |
Doderok | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:25 |
Wat een gedoe Op de main page vermelden ze trouwens enkel gebieden die tot de VS behoren (Guam, Alaska, Hawai) | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:28 |
Damn zie hoe druk ik het had | |
Friebo | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:30 |
Wat meer van zulke dingen: Een bibliotheek: http://vrl-web10.lssi.com/wcscgi/CDM.exe/monash?SS_COMMAND=CUST_SUP&Category=MONASH Mdtechshowcase.com http://www.mdtechshowcase.com/chat.php [ Bericht 11% gewijzigd door Friebo op 15-05-2006 03:36:06 (andere link) ] | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:30 |
Het is nep, daarvoor zijn die antwoorden te slecht. OF iemand klikt ze aan.. maar lijkt me sterk Anyways, leuk vermaak Edit: Sebasser, jij hebt die software. Echt of nep? | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:34 |
quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Simon' Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? erik: hey simon, bob just said he liked dutch people! do you? Simon: Yes, we love dutch people erik: Iek: do you like dutch people? Bob: Yes Iek: why? Bob: They are Cultured and beautiful... erik: cool! erik: I like this this liveperson stuff isnt that much of a bad idea. do you have to answer the phone too? erik: or just live chat? Simon: Yes Simon: I am only for chat erik: okay! how long have you been doing this job? Simon: Past 2 years erik: ohhh, i see you can see my country, my internet povider, and ip address and that sort of stuff! erik: ohh, 2 years:) erik: don't you get RSI out of it? Simon: IP 84.85.34.64 Simon: Country Netherlands Simon: City Bentelo Simon: Organization Planet Technologies erik: that is correct erik: no, city isn't correct Simon: State/Province Overijssel erik: i live in the city Groenlo, that is 40 km (some 20 miles) from bentelo erik: and it's in the province "Gelderland" Simon: Oh okay erik: is it getting less busy? erik: ohh, what connection type are you seeing? erik: on me, i mean Simon: ISP World Access / Planet Internet | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:36 |
omg wtfbbq | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:37 |
quote:8 dagen gratis trail | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:37 |
quote:trial. | |
Alexxxxx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:38 |
quote:over 8 dagen staan Bob, Simon en Jose bij je op de stoep om hun geld te halen | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:40 |
quote:neen, Hun staan los van Livepersons.. ik draai dit programma cq server gewoon op me eigen PC nu.. | |
Elocyp | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:42 |
Er is een nieuwe ploeg begonnen met werken! Bob, jose en simon zijn klaar voor vandaag | |
hardstylesage | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:43 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver' Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Vulvo: Hello, Denver! Vulvo: First I wish to know I am talking to a live person and not a bot. Can you prove that by telling me where I live? Denver: Yes this is a live person. And how would I know where you live! ?? Vulvo: Do you not have my IP number, thus are able to trace where I live? Denver: Yes we do, but I do not have access to that Vulvo: Aha! So this is a service provided by Liveperson. Do you sit all together in one big room? (Jose, Anthony, Bob etc.)? Vulvo: Answering chats? Denver: How can I assist you with any auto parts you looking for?. Vulvo: I wish to order a Volvo PCV Oil trap. I won one at my local dealer and he mentioned I can claim the prize at this site Vulvo: His dealership is named "Vulva's Vulvostic Volvo's" Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? Vulvo: Are you guys having a bowl over our chats? Vulvo: We like chatting with you guys Vulvo: Do you like that too? | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:43 |
Ik had net een alleraardigst gesprek met simon hij doet 't werk nu 2 jaar, is 25 jaar oud en hij doet jose en bob de groeten van me | |
Sebasser | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:45 |
quote:Jose is trouwens 28 jaar oud | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:45 |
quote:hij zei tegen mij 12 | |
Elocyp | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 03:47 |
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? LovesVolvo: hi LovesVolvo: how are you doing? i'd like to buy something Chat session has been terminated! Wtf | |
Syytön | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:39 |
Wat een kansloos topic. | |
Snever | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:55 |
Snever: hey Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Snever: i see you ship international Snever: is that including Europe? Denver: Which part of Europe?. Snever: The Netherlands Denver: No sorry we do not Snever: and england? Snever: do you ship to england? Denver: Yes we do Denver: Is your Billing Address in Holland?. Snever: yes. do you ship to holland ? Snever: do you ship to holland? Snever: hello why are you not anwer me? Snever: hey you fucking bot. answer me goddammed | |
LintuxCx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 07:57 |
Dit is toch best grappig. Heb alleen pagina 1 gelezen tot nu toe, ben benieuwd wat ik op 4 tegenkom. 1. Ze hebben besloten ook naar .nl te verzenden. 2. Ze hebben alle Nederlandse IP-adressen gebanned op hun chat. Welke van de twee zal het worden... | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:37 |
hij wou me niet eens helpen bij mijn dagelijkse portie genot Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Denver' Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? sandra: i'm currently searching for: Volvo PCV Hose Denver: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? sandra: is kevin jose anywhere around? sandra: he always helps me sandra: ? sandra: he helped me with getting a Volvo Turbo Mounting Kit Denver: Sorry he isnt here and we do not have this item sandra: he always helps me too get of he is so nice too me, is it possible that you can help me sandra: comon i was almost there Denver: Sorry we do not have this part Denver: Local dealer only sandra: and while you help me too get of can you also look on the top shelve for A Volvo Flame Trap Bushing sandra: i just love that Denver: Sorry we do not have the Flame Trap Bushing sandra: could you give me a good time? Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
matthijst | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:42 |
Je kan gewoon een order plaatsen met als land Nederland... Waarom dan al die moeite doen | |
jelle.k | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:43 |
Luciano Liggio: Hi, Luciano Liggio: do you ship to sicilia? Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ | |
Dalamar | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 08:46 |
Zwaar vermakelijk... tvp Strakke actie Sebasser. Vanavond zelf ook eens een sessietje starten. | |
kanaiken | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:01 |
quote:Wat zullen we nou krijgen? | |
BobbyB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:09 |
Jullie zijn echt gek! | |
PeRi | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:18 |
OMG wat een actie. . ! | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:30 |
PFFFFFFFFFF deze kreeg ik maar niet gek maria delmare: You are now speaking with Peggy of Customer Service. Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy of Customer Care. How may I assist you? maria delmare: i wanted some information on what skin care product was the best, can you advise me? Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter. maria delmare: ok is the dovonex any good? maria delmare: or should i buy the lamisil oral maria delmare: it's more expensive maria delmare: and do you ship too the netherlands? Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions. maria delmare: hmm is it possible too ship it too aruba? maria delmare: it's below the US and it's a part of holland Peggy: No we could not ship in Aruba. maria delmare: do you know about nataly holloway maria delmare: that is the worse story i ever heard Peggy: No Maria. Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with? maria delmare: oh it was all over the news anyway. maria delmare: what are your shipping costs withing the USA Peggy: That would cost $19.95. Peggy: You can check it on our website. maria delmare: btw what is your ASL maria delmare: ok i will do maria delmare: always nice too speak too a person Peggy: I do apologize Maria but we are not allowed to give out any information about us. maria delmare: ok how old is the company and are you good ? Peggy: We are here to assist our customer 24/7. maria delmare: yeah that is great. maria delmare: could you assist me then? Peggy: We assisting our customer on placing their order online or to check for the status of their order. maria delmare: could you chek order number 317387802 please then? Peggy: Unfortunately, this is not a valid order number with us. If you want I can check it using your full name. May I have your full name pelase? maria delmare: maria demare maria delmare: whitout the space maria delmare: i orderded lamisyl too be shipped too the Netherlands Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it. Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions. maria delmare: so i orderded for 300 US $ of products and you can nt ship them maria delmare: how much do you get payed for this? maria delmare: i need a job Peggy: I do apologize but we cannot find any records under your name on our database. maria delmare: search again please Peggy: Your name would be Maria Demare, right? maria delmare: you are here too assist me, aren't you? maria delmare: yes maria delmare: with 2 L's maria delmare: i'm from holland maria delmare: i got family in USA maria delmare: they live in denver Peggy: So may I have the exact spelling of your name please? maria delmare: martin G A U S maria delmare: owh wait that is my husband maria delmare: he is on TV in holland you know maria delmare: do you know where holland is maria delmare: or the netherlands Peggy: Yes I do.May I have your exact name Maria? maria delmare: maria Gaus Peggy: So that I can pull up your records on database. maria delmare: my husband is Martin maria delmare: yes Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with? maria delmare: thnx for helping me maria delmare: Bye maria delmare: sleep well Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day. | |
Yozzz | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:39 |
Wat een geniaal topic! | |
MutedFaith | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 09:51 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Denver' Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Hub: do you ship to europe too? Denver: No sorry we do not Hub: ok. and what about Australia? Denver: May I know where you are located. Hub: I'm located in Holland. Hub: but my parents are going to australia in a couple of weeks. Denver: I have told you several times and I suppose you still do not understand. WE DO NOT SHIP TO HOLLAND Denver: WE DO NOT SHIP TO AUSTRALIA Hub: you haven't told me anything several times. this is the first time I asked. Denver: When you go to Australia then you can check with the local dealer Hub: no need to put your capslock on. Denver: BYE Chat session has been terminated! LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden.. | |
kanaiken | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:03 |
quote:Die Denver had ik ook een paar keer daarnet. | |
kanaiken | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:08 |
You are now chatting with 'Greg' Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Mans: Are you a bot? Greg: No Greg: Live Person Mans: Sweet. Does it pay well? Are you really there all day? Mans: Are you the only one? Greg: Yes Mans: Yes, you are the only one. Yes you are really there all day. Yes, it does pay well. ? Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ? Mans: If I could tell you that, I wouldn Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ Mans: I wouldn't be looking for it. Would I? Mans: Seems logical to me. Mans: Will you say something when you're present again? Mans: Hello? Greg: Yes Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ? Mans: I said before. I wouldn't be here if I had the information I'm looking for. Right? Greg: Then how could I help you now ? Mans: Do you ship to the Netherlands? Greg: Sorry we donot Mans: To England? Greg: Yes Greg: We do Ship parts to UK Mans: But some other guy said you didn't ship to Europe at all. Is he lying? Mans: I feel a little bit raped now. Greg: We only ship to the UK Mans: I see. Are you located there? Greg: No Greg: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you. Mans: So you ship to the US ánd the UK, right? Greg: Yes Mans: Interesting. And germany? Greg: Yes we do Mans: Belgium? (It's step by step closer) Greg: No Mans: Luxembourg? Greg: No Mans: Hmm, Germany is the closest it get. I guess. Greg: No to Everything except UK , Spain ,Germany & France Mans: And the US, of course. Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ? Mans: Omg, I was typing my PWD! I almost typed it in this screen. Crappy security, if you ask me. Mans: Is this session safe? By the way? Greg: Yes Greg: For your Kind Information, We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session. No third party can view the information..... Mans: If the police finds out I'm chatting with you I'm fucked. I'm living in a communists state, you know. Mans: Hello? Greg: Yes Mans: Are there communists in the US too, maybe it's fine then. Mans: Are YOU a communist? Mans: Guess not, since I'm the one typing in red. Mans: Communist color Mans: Well, I have to go. Greg: Sorry Iam not aware of those Mans: Bye Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Chat session has been terminated! | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:09 |
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg' Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? dutchguy: is denver there? dutchguy: i have a question for him Greg: Denver has left for the dsy Greg: How could I help you now ? dutchguy: he helped me before. dutchguy: do you ship too holland? Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to holland dutchguy: hmm is there anyway too get it here? dutchguy: good reading stuf we do not ship to Netherlands Greg: You can contact your local parts dealer for the information dutchguy: ok thank you have you visited the link? Greg: Sorry we havent dutchguy: it's about you and your colleges dutchguy: about kevin jose dutchguy: denver dutchguy: simon dutchguy: is simon still there/ Greg: No dutchguy: hmm who else is there too help dutchguy: and why did denver left dutchguy: what did you think of holland Greg: How could I help you ? dutchguy: by giving you opinion of the netherlands Greg: Are we connected ? dutchguy: yes Greg: Sorry I donot have any opinion of the netherlands Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
Dementor | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:15 |
Die chatmensen zijn echt dom | |
MutedFaith | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:16 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Greg' Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Dr. Blaiser: Hi Greg: Hai Dr. Blaiser: we from the psychiatric Ward in Amsterdam would like to excuse us for the trouble some of our patients seem te be giving you. Dr. Blaiser: we've noticed them going here and asking about shipment to holland. Greg: Okay... Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Dr. Blaiser: you didn't really assist me you know.. Dr. Blaiser: by the way, DO you ship to holland? Dr. Blaiser: Or anywhere near holland? Dr. Blaiser: France? Germany? India? Greg: Yes Greg: To all those except Holland & India Dr. Blaiser: ok. Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Greg: Have agreat day Dr. Blaiser: what would it cost to get something shipped to germany? Greg: \Bye Greg: ]Bywe Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, . Dr. Blaiser: oh, ok. Dr. Blaiser: gotta go, one of my patients is going apeshit. Dr. Blaiser: bye bye Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:17 |
ze verschepen gewoon echt niet naar nederland You are now chatting with 'Greg' henkjan smit: is this denver? Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........ henkjan smit: owh ok is there anyway i could help with that henkjan smit: i'm good with windows henkjan smit: i can open and close them henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me? Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands henkjan smit: owh ok do you have a lott of people asking for that? Greg: Yes Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! henkjan smit: i was going too ask it but yeah you are too fast. Chat InformationChat session has been terminated! | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:19 |
Greg is nu de enige daar | |
MutedFaith | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:26 |
En dat lijkt me kut voor 'm | |
hp22 | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:27 |
Wat een meesterlijk topic dit zeg | |
Dementor | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:31 |
Volgens mij worden die gasten goed gek van ons. | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:31 |
Greg: i live in Utrecht Greg: it' in the middle of netherlands Greg: can you ship it Greg: No Greg: Sorry Greg: have you considerd it? Greg: We donot ship parts to Utrecht Utrecht Greg: why too germany and not too netherlands Greg: That is our Company Policy Greg: are you irritated by all the people asking for parts out of holland? Greg: we are from a dutch forum Greg: we already had good conversations with simon Greg: denver Greg: kevin jose Greg: Please you can contact them this evening Greg: All of them Greg: You could sort your issues with them whoot vanavond zijn ze er weer | |
Maerycke | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:33 |
Hilarisch dit topic... Ze hadden beter wel naar Nederland kunnen verschepen denk ik.. dat had inmiddels stukken goedkoper geweest | |
XcUZ_Me | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:34 |
Arme mensjes daar . | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:36 |
Greg krijgt nu steun van Denver | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:37 |
nee denver was weg | |
Zweefvliegje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:37 |
Hahahahaha! Ik heb ook nog wel een leuk ideetje voor vanaaf.. | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:38 |
Normaa krijgen ze dus 1 klant per kwartier ofzo, en nu 15 per minuut | |
Likkende_Lassie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:40 |
quote:Dus ze shippen nog wel ergens heen! Hij vraagt 10 keer om een partnumber, gewoon negeren , lijkt geen bot te zijn ? | |
Likkende_Lassie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:42 |
Greg: Yes Bier is lekker: So you want a partnumber, what are you going to do with that? Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ? Bier is lekker: Why do you want that ? Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Chat session has been terminated! godver! Ik ga dat 1800 numer zo ff bellen, neem het wel op | |
BobbyB | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:46 |
OMG ik lig hier helemaal dubbel | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:50 |
die lui zijn goed, en klant vriendelijk maar ik zou niet graag heel fok op me dak hebben | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:52 |
quote:Greg heeft het druk vandaag... | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:53 |
the country next too germany: do you ship the country next too germany: too my country the country next too germany: 7381SW is my postal code the country next too germany: can you help me? Greg: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me.... Chat session has been terminated! damn | |
dizeerik | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 10:55 |
greg is goed ik probeer er achter te komen hoelang hij het werk al doet maar meneer is te verlegen | |
vitalic | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:01 |
Dit topic is 10/10 | |
ThaBrain | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:03 |
geweldig mensen keep 'm comin' | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:03 |
Zou er via dat Liveperson progamma ook communicatie tussen de helpdesk-personen mogelijk zijn? Want dan kun je je voordoen als operator en dan een babbel met Bob ofzo maken | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:04 |
Overigens wil die chat niet meer hier | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:17 |
bij mij crashte net de zooi.. | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:21 |
Is wel grappige software.. url1 url2 probeer mn sessie maar eens over te nemen met url1... | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:25 |
quote:Unable to connect Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at server.iad.liveperson.net. | |
MaxMark | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:26 |
quote:Sommige mensen moeten echt even een cursus Engels volgen alvorens te proberen grappig te zijn | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:28 |
hmm wazig.. 't werkt hier perfect ...quote: | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:30 |
Volgens mij ligt het aan mijn internetverbinding ofzo want ik kan me ook al niet inschrijven om dat LivePerson zelf uit te "testen" | |
Vendris | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:31 |
verkapte TVP meesterlijk topic overigens | |
Delnooz | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:32 |
geweldig dit. heb echt dubbel gelegen van het lachen Vanavond met simon, jose en bob weer | |
Koenholio | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:34 |
quote: | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:35 |
Er zijn nog veel meer winkels die live chat hebben, ze zijn nu alleen allemaal dicht | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:35 |
Die Jose is wel cool Geeft wel antwoord altijd | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:36 |
quote: | |
Sheepcidus | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:39 |
Ze wil me gewoon dood hebben. Kevin R. OBrian: ok how much would lethal dose of painkillers cost? Kevin R. OBrian: of course I wont take them all at once Peggy: May I have the exact name of the medication please? Kevin R. OBrian: Tramadol Peggy: For how many tablets? Kevin R. OBrian: a lethal dose Kevin R. OBrian: would 30 be enough? Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it. Peggy: That would be cost for $45. Kevin R. OBrian: would that eb enough to kill myself? Kevin R. OBrian: be Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter. Kevin R. OBrian: ok I'll use a gun instead Kevin R. OBrian: thanks for your help Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day. | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:42 |
Wat is Vin | |
BarraCupraCuda | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:49 |
LOL!!!!! | |
hp22 | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 11:55 |
quote: | |
kollie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:01 |
Prachtig dit | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:29 |
quote:Greg houd niet van willekeurige nummers en slecht engels.. | |
mstx | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:56 |
quote:! | |
Zweefvliegje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:59 |
Else: ok bye! (are you a bot or not?) Else: this is so strange talking!! Greg: No Greg: A Live person Else: okey, nice to talk with you Else: bye! Else: and thanks Greg: Same to you Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! Greg: Have a Great day Greg: Bye Greg: Bye Tss.. ze hebben wel veel standaard zinnetjes.. mag ook wel, nu ze zo veel Fok!kers daar hebben. Edit: Ik zei tegen ze dat ik uit Frankrijk kwam.. daar wilden ze wel heen "shippen".. dusseuh, nu vraag ik me echt af wat ze tegen Nederlanders hebben! Iemand die dat even uit Greg of een ander wil peuteren? | |
Zweefvliegje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 12:59 |
..Wanneer zouden ze die LiveHelp offline halen? | |
BarraCupraCuda | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:00 |
quote:omfg.... jongen pas op strax gaan ze jullie aanklagen! | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:01 |
quote: | |
TiMmS | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:02 |
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Tim: Hey Greg, i would like to order the Volvo PCV Oil trap Greg: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please..... Tim: But i have only 1 question, do you ship to the Netherlands ? Greg: Sorry we donot Tim: ahhh men, u know where it is Greg: Yes Greg: Land of Ruud van nistelroy & Edgar Davis Tim: Holland is in the top 3 with people using the internet. U can have profit Tim: yeah true | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:04 |
quote: | |
Xebrozius | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:05 |
quote: | |
UncleSam | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:10 |
Whehe Land of Ruud van Nistelroy, Tulips and weed | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:12 |
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. You are now chatting with 'Seth' erik: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? Seth: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? erik: Can I have the part name please? erik: and erik: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle? Seth: Eric.. erik: Seth!:) Seth: Can you please stop playing game in this chat session.. erik: But ofcourse, are you busy? Seth: This chat is highly valuable and time precise.. erik: What time is it there? Seth: Do not waste my time.. erik: i get that you must be paid a lot, then Seth: May I know how I could help you ? erik: Do you ship internationally? Seth: Where are you located ? erik: Next to germany erik: postal code 7141 NK Seth: May I know the part you are looking for ? erik: volvo pcv oil trap erik: 1990 740 turbo. Seth: Sorry we do not stock the volvo pcv oil trap .. Seth: We sell parts only for US manufactured cars, erik: that is too bad, but you would ship it to the netherlands, wouldn't you? erik: oka, thats interesting erik: you don't have the 740 turbo in the us? erik: i must say, u are really kind Seth: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today? erik: yes. What will the weather be like, tomorrow? Seth: We do not stock that part for the US model also erik: either* Seth: I am not a weather reporter.. erik: okay, but will it be better than today's weather? erik: why am i typing in red letters and you in black? i prefer black!:) erik: Do you know the Netherlands? and, have you ever been to Europe? Seth: Using this chat session for the irrelative information's are strictly punishable by law erik: Not by our national law Seth: We have your IP ADDRESS and we will trace you erik: i have my ip-address too, but your information says i'm from Bentelo, which i am not erik: could you please answer my questions? Seth: Our technical team know how to do it.. erik: Your technical team will have a lot of work to do then, i guess Seth: I cannot answer question's which are irrelevant,., Seth: That doesn't bother you.. Seth: BYe Chat session has been terminated! | |
Zweefvliegje | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:13 |
Ik wil gewoon weten waarom ze niet naar Nederland sturen | |
Zyggie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:15 |
quote:x3 | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:15 |
quote:Veel plezier in Guantánamo Bay | |
erikkll | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:17 |
quote:Dat typte hij in het rood, net nadat ik geklaagd had dat ik liever zwart had | |
kollie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:17 |
quote: | |
tralalala | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:19 |
quote: | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:19 |
Muhahaha...masterROFL @ erikkll | |
BarraCupraCuda | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:20 |
quote:lang volgehouden!! | |
kollie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:23 |
Zometeen een deel 2 van dit topic | |
Hugo- | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:24 |
quote:Errr. | |
UncleSam | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:25 |
Hij is achter het topic gekomen | |
Hugo- | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:25 |
Oh jee! | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:26 |
quote: | |
BarraCupraCuda | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:27 |
LOL!!!!! Hi Greg!!!!! [ Bericht 42% gewijzigd door BarraCupraCuda op 15-05-2006 13:33:36 ] | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:32 |
Ze hebben het druk. | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:35 |
quote:Helemaal niet. Bij het softwarepakket wat ze gebruiken is het mogelijk om mee te kijken wat de "chatter" ook bekijkt | |
Hugo- | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:37 |
quote:Lekker aardig weer. | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:39 |
quote:Deze is goed | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:39 |
quote:Op zich denk ik dan weer aan een Goatse op je beeldscherm zetten maar of ze dat daar zo tof vinden? | |
MutedFaith | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40 |
quote:En dat mag zomaar? Privacy enzo? (En betekent dat dat hij alle porno die ik hier zat te kijken ook gezien heeft? ) | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40 |
Ze zeggen nu helemaal niets meer. Ik krijg trouwens iedere keer Seth. Hij zit er nu alleen omdat het volgens mij nacht daar is. | |
kollie | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:40 |
Ik heb nu Seth aan de lijn, maar echt spraakzaam ie ie niet. | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:41 |
quote:Die gast lult. Hij kan alleen zien wat je IP adres is en waar je located ben en dat soort informatie. Hij kan absoluut niet zien welke site jij nu open hebt staan. Erg veel mensen hebben geroepen dat ze van het Fok forum zijn vandaar dat Greg dat weet. | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:41 |
same here.. Hij negeert me gewoon.. | |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42 |
quote:Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Please bear with us! You are now chatting with 'Seth' Chat session has been terminated! Ik heb niet eens meer de kans om iets te zeggen. | |
Hugo- | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42 |
quote:Bij mij zei hij zelfs helemaal niets terug. Kwam misschien omdat ik vroeg of dit een chatroom voor live webcam sex was. En nu dit: quote:Geniaal. | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42 |
quote:Dunno of dat zomaar mag. Die functionaliteit is er eik volgens mij om een klant te helpen door mee te kijken met de klant niet om iets te bespioneren | |
TiMmS | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:42 |
quote:Hoe bedoel je dat? Ziet hij mn window dan? nee toch | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43 |
http://v7soft.net/hide-ip-platinum/ Hide IP Platinum | |
Hugo- | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43 |
quote:Ah, bij jou dus ook. | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:43 |
quote:http://www.liveperson.com/sb/sb_chat.asp En de Flash tour. Zie je het vanzelf | |
Patje1987 | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:46 |
die seth is gaar, bij mij liep net firefox vast. ik vroeg om die volvo part met daaronder does it come with extra fries? and i want a XXL cola do you ship it to the netherlands? hij was niet spraakzaam | |
Bhai | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:46 |
Wat Tha_T zegt lijkt me gewoon onmogelijk... | |
Neutrino | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:47 |
quote: | |
UncleSam | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:48 |
Halfgedraaide | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:48 |
quote:Net bekeken en ze kunnen absoluut niet zien welke pagina's jij allemaal hebt open staan. Alleen hun eigen website. | |
Tha_T | maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 13:49 |
quote: quote:Nogmaals |