[Centraal] Pro-Wrestling topic #56 Last Topic Standing

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Op vrijdag 8 mei 2009 22:05 schreef kidkash19 het volgende:
hahahahahahahahahaha ja zo kan je het ook bekijken

Ik zeg rond de 8 maanden na zn return....

ok speciaal voor jullie dan Sherlock Holmes gespeeld...fotos zijn crappy maar ja jullie doen het er maar mee:P

Was een 6 man tag trouwens

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1. Don't worry, it will grow back fine... just cut it down and stop bleaching it dummy. Now your natural color will be seen as a "new look" and you will experience refreshed marketability. Take some brand new all natural 8x10's at Wal-Mart and work it girl!

2. Remember you can always bleach your hair again back to the "classic look" to boost your self esteem for a week. If you ever get cancer from the dye, just ask Dawn Marie to sell her unwashed panties through Wrestlers Rescue to help pay for the medical bills.

3. If your just coming off TV, then your used to the schedule. Always starve yourself before every appearance and pig out at your favorite fast food restaurant afterwards. Nothing new. Eating disorders and binging cycles are totally normal and healthy. It's a Diva's way of life, 4-life.

4. If you haven't done so already, you need to go **** either Scott Levy, Batista or Ric Flair before he dies. Do a few lines of coke with them too. It makes for a great tell all shoot and high self worth.

5. The wrestling convention circuit is 10x200. The same 10 money marks will book you and the same 200 losers will show up each time. Milk 'em for all they are worth cause it's all you got left. Virgil will be at every show so you might as well get to know him too. And yes, he is a real creep.

6. Appearing at 3 Flea Markets per week is officially known as "doing a tour". Congrats on the success!

7. Letting men touch your breasts for an extra $5 during photo-ops is an excellent business strategy.

8. If the photo-op printer ever stalls and delays, just give them an index card with your own lip prints on it. It will make their day that you were soooo selfless, giving and thoughtful of their patience.

9. It's perfectly normal to refer to other human beings as "fans", "clients" and "followers" but to their face- always call them "friend".

10. Always smile and play nice with the co-workers you haven't seen in 5 years. These are your "best friends in the whole world"....somehow? That's how the wrestling family illusion rolls on.

11. Treat the disabled extra nice. Them pockets are deep with Social Security money and they spend like mad at the gimmick table.

12. You will never draw like Trish Stratus, you will never look like Trish Stratus and you will flat out never be Trish Stratus... but don't ever stop trying hun'.

13. But yes, I know you are still a big star... right in your head.

14. Even if you got fired, always say that you left "on your own terms" or because of an "undisclosed dispute". This will always make you appear above the business.

15. Always say that a WWE return is "right around the corner" and "never say never" when you know damn well they wouldn't take you back if you begged.

16. When the going get's tough, selling your used tampons on eBay is a great way to make some additional cash.

17. I know the crows feet and wrinkles are building up. It's ok, no one is going to seriously book your used up, worn out ass after age 45 anyway. It's now time to assume the Moolah role.

18. There's nothing wrong with forever living in the past. Tammy Sytch still lives in 1996, and look there's nothing wrong with her.

19. Why have any normal relationships? You can have every lonely pervert from Philadelphia to Oakland lusting after you. Being emotionally unstable is F U N!

20. Remember that Jesus forgives you for all of your sins, so everything listed above is A-OK. Just rinse and repeat.

In closing: Yes this is one sad life but hey it's all you know.... so do it like a professional!

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According to TNA, Shark Boy (Dean Roll) was sent home from the show as he was running a fever and not feeling well.

(1) Eric Young beat Kiyoshi.

-- Brutus Magnus issued an open challenge to anyone in the locker room that TNA management could find. B.G. James made a surprise appearance and ran off Brutus.

(2) Knockouts champion Angelina Love beat ODB to retain the Knockouts Title. Angelina's second title defense went the same way as last night in Knoxville. She scored a roll-up with a hook of the tights that referee Rudy Charles didn't see. "ODB spanks Rudy for his incompetence."

(3) Sheik Abdul Bashir beat Consequences Creed.

(4) Abyss beat Kip James with the Black Hole Slam.

(5) TNA tag team champions Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon) & Jeff Jarrett beat Beer Money, Inc. (James Storm & Robert Roode) & Booker T. Tonight, Roode took a slam through a table instead of Storm, who took the fall last night. Team 3D win the pin for the win.

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I'd just like to say that I considered going to a TNA house show being held in my general area, until I realized that the seats are virtually the same price I paid to go to RAW earlier this year. Does this strike anybody else as odd, or is it just me? $40 per seat for 2nd level seats at RAW, $37 per seat for 2nd level seats at a TNA house show. Counting the gas money, it would be substantially more expensive. If they add a show in Spokane, I think I might go, but I'm still a bit surprised at the prices.

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They had a PPV up over here and I saw front row and I believe it was close to if not more than a $100. I had trouble selling the tickets and the common complaint was that it was similar price to WWE events and was only a measly TNA event.

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The first time they ever came to Des Moines they had I believe Kurt Angle v. Christian Cage as the main event, they had Samoa Joe, AJ, Tomko, Abyss, pretty much everyone who you wanted to see live in 2007 was there. The only problem was it was held at a venue that holds maybe 1,000 people, and tickets were $65, and that wasn't front row that was like 6th row. Never did go, never did hear if the turn out was any good....BUT, the big difference between the first time and the last time is that the first time they actually had radio ads, they had t.v. spots 3-4 weeks in advance.

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Wow. They do five matches on a house show, and not a single one sounds interesting.

I'm really regretting having dropped $45 on that house show next month.

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:42 schreef Dragorius het volgende:
Off-topicig...ben ik raar/kansloos als ik een Rated R Superstar tat wil laten zetten?
Het heeft voor mij meer betekenis dan enkel "Edge", maar mede door z'n boek en de manier waarop ik de dingen de laatste tijd anders ben gaan zien, heeft het veel voor me betekend. Dat klinkt raar, omdat je sports entertainment + way of life misschien niet als logische combo ziet, maar voor mij is dat wel zo.

P.s. > Waarom zijn de shows ineens zo goed geworden? Post-Backlash goodness

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:46 schreef Wessiej het volgende:

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Heb je al meerdere tattoo's ?
En hoe ben je na zijn boek dingen anders gaan zien, ik heb zijn boek ook gelezen en heb geen motivatie om hem op mijn arm te printen, koop een mooi t-shirt van hem

En je krijgt billenspank van de vrouw des huizes.

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:49 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

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Nee, mijn vrouwtje is van mening dat ik dit zelf moet weten
Nou, zijn boek was meer de spreekwoordelijke druppel op een positieve manier. Het komt er op neer dat ik teveel de dingen op zijn beloop had laten gaan de afgelopen tijd (lees: jaren) en nu pas inzie dat, als ik het niet zelf doe, er ook niks zal gebeuren. Als een soort van reminder (en omdat ik het logo gewoon ubervet vind!) wil ik dit dan ook zo doen.

Damn, wat een psychologisch geneuzel

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:52 schreef Wessiej het volgende:

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Ik zou het dan wellicht in een andere tattoo imlanten, zoals ik wel een een soort rattlesnake zag op iemand zijn arm met daaronder 3:16. Ja wij weten waarover het gaat maar de rest niet. Als je dan volgas dit erop knalt:
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Maar als het zelf je ding is en het helemaal geniaal vindt verwacht ik alleen dat je plaatjes afterwards plaatst

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:58 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

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Hehe, het is dan ook puur voor mezelf bedoeld, als een ander niet weet wat het is, jammer dan
Uiteraard, indien geplaatst (ik heb nu nog geen idee wanneer) dan worden de pics geplaatst. Ben er dan te trots op om het niet te showen

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 10:59 schreef Wessiej het volgende:

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Zal ik dan gewoon zo'n microfoon van Kennedy op mijn arm gooien

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Op maandag 11 mei 2009 11:03 schreef Dragorius het volgende:

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Je kunt ook op je pielemans een microfoon inkten
Wanneer is trouwens die Legacy vs. McBoring feud voorbij?