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2000 BMW E46 Sedan
Owner John PangilinanWhat drives you? Actually, what do you drive, an Integra, Civic or maybe 240? Yeah, you might love it--that ride is probably the love of your life--just don't tell your girlie, friend. But as much as you love that car of yours, there's always that one bastard with a better car.
Life is cruel and theres always somebody with the better toy. You know who we're talking 'bout. It's that guy, he rolls into the club with the sweet ride, and then, as if he hasn't embarrassed you enough, he and three gorgeous ladies exit the vehicle without another sausage to cramp his playboy style. Yeah, threes company, only if its you and three ladies.
Well, John Pangilinan, he's that damn guy. If you don't believe us, then just take a look at the car: one 2000 BMW 3-Series sedan, but not just any sedan--that would more weak sauce than a Mustang at an import show. This a Red Brandywine hued number with more mods than we can keep track of. And, truthfully, it makes us cry like little girls and wish we had the dedication, money and sponsors to pull the same feat.
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By now youve read a few features, youre probably a connoisseur of sorts. You know how one of these features works, don't you? The owner has a mod list commonly called a "spec sheet." It's a document full of the stuff that makes the custom car what it is. Some owners proudly carry the document in their wallet in the hopes someone will ask what theyve got. Then these gods among men display the list as if its their first-born.This same spec sheet is also the document that makes brainless, slightly incompetent, but dead sexy journalists like I look like a freakin' automotive expert. We basically ramble off the slew of goodies in a prose format. It makes it easier for us to write these stories. And if its easier to write a story then we can spend less time writing and more time hitting on ladies--er, um, we mean, telling models that were "photographers" and would love to shoot them. That really is, like, the best line.
Just this once, we're not going to do that. Why? Well, because we (we being, me) don't feel like it and this car deserves much more respect than a recycled spec sheet. We'll leave the unimaginative stuff to those slow-ass print magazines that only come out once a month with coverage that's three months too late.
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Anyway, onto the car (and you thought wed never start). Wait a sec, we take back the comment about not rambling off a few things on the spec sheet. There's no way around that and we must mention a bit of work on the car, but this is just because we spotted this clean German at Drift Showoff a few months back. No mind that the House of Kolors Kandy Red Brandywine (we love saying that, say it, you'll love it, too) is so sweet you wanna either lick or bite it off starting with those fender flares and finish it off with biggie Rieger front bumper.We'd give those massive 14-inch Brembo big brake kit (with modular hat/rotor) a good lick, as it's sprayed with the same fuscia-like House of Kolors paint, but last time we did something of the sort we had blisters in places we won't mention here. No matter, even if we were drunk enough (and believe us, we can get happy) to try, our Gene Simmons-length tongues wouldn't get past the 19-inch, 3-piece DTM wheels. Wed have to save our pennies for almost a year to buy these uber-wide chromed and polished wheels. How wide? 9-inches up front and, just like J.Lo, 10-inches in the rear.
But the exterior on Johns Bimmer isnt the big deal. Its nice and all with its Angel Eyes, carbon fiber front diffuser, Kerscher body parts and stuff, but the interior is what gets us all warm and fuzzy. JP is a thinking man and as such knows that the interior is key. You dont see your exterior much when driving around; its the interior that is your home-away-from-home. John seems to agree. We didnt like John very much to begin with; after seeing his interior we really hate him.
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Just look, youll hate him, too. How many people can get their interior wrapped in custom leather work, ditch the factory seats in favor of Recaro SRDs and still have money left over to get a removable VictorSport steering wheel, PS2 with a 7-inch LCD, custom nitrous bottle rig and a Stack carbon fiber gauge!?! A freakin Stack gauge...Anyway, the interior has a bunch of Swiss Audio stuff, we dont really know what most of it does, but it sure is pretty. We can only imagine driving this dream of a car, cruising down PCH at sunset with Mercedes (the girl, not the car) at our side. Itd be a beautiful life.
Youll find the engine work list below, frankly, were too bitter to keep writing. So, in retrospect, we don't really hate John, we don't loathe him. Maybe we're a little bit jealous--okay, were a whole lot jealous. Mostly, we just want to beat the living ship out of him, kick him while he's down, take the keys and maybe pretend we're him--if only for a few minutes--before the News choppers and friendly people at CHP join in the fun. Hopefully, those three ladies weren't quick enough to egress from the Red Brandywine 3. Actually, this thing probably has LoJack, too...
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ExteriorHouse of Kolors Kandy Red Brandywine Custom Widebody and Fender Flares Shaved Moldings, Keyholes, Sidemarkers, Antennae, and Rear Bumper Reflectors Sparco Fuel Door Rieger GTR Front Bumper Kerscher Bodykit Sides and Rear (1st in US) Kerscher Carbon Fiber Rear Difuser Kamei Headlight Trim Hagus M3 Electronic Sport Mirrors AC Schnitzer Rear Window Difuser Mattig Trunk Wing Molded To Trunk(1st Installed in US) Custom Carbon Fiber Front Lip Umnitza Angel Eyes
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InteriorFull Custom Interior (Alcantara and Leather) Rear Seat modified to hold Nitrous Bottle Recaro SRD Seats Custom Alcantara from Factory Crow Custom 3 HarnessesVictor Sport Steering Wheel w/ ball-bearing Quick Release AC Schnitzer Pedal Set with Dead Pedal AC Schnitzer Aluminum E-brake Handle Custom Wrapped Leather Shiftknob Stack Guage in Carbon Fiber Polished Door Pins
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I.C.ESwiss Audio Competition 12 Subwoofer (3)Swiss Audio Competition Amplifier 4 x 150 Swiss Audio Competition Amplifier 2 x 500 Swiss Audio 16 Band Electronic EQ Swiss Audio High Performance Bass Line Driver Swiss Audio Competition Component Speakers 5.25 Swiss Audio Competition Component Speakers 6.5 (2)Clarion 7 Touchscreen Monitor CD HeadunitSony Playstation 2 Custom Fiberglass Enclosure Painted Candy Brandywine Alcantara Trunk Panels
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EngineInjen Technology Cold-air Intake Nitrous Express System 50 shotDinan ECU Ignition Solutions Plasma Coil Packs Remus Quad Exhaust System w/ Custom Piping to Fit Bodykit and(4) 90 mm Tips Custom Kandy Painted Brandywine Engine Covers Optima Blue Top Battery Custom Relocated in TrunkPi-thon Hose Clamps
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Wheels and TiresDTM "Kreuz" 3-piece Forged High Polish Rims 19 x 9 front and 19 x10 rear Toyo T1-S - 235/35 and 265/30 Suspension
KW Variant 2 Coilovers w/ adjustable shocks AC Schnitzer Rear Strut Bar Custom Aluminum Adjustable Strut Tower Bar Eibach Sway Bars Brakes
Brembo 14 Big Brake Kit w/ custom Kandy Brandywine Painted CalipersZimmerman Crossdrilled Rotors (rear) Endless Brake Pads
Ik zou me er niet voor schamen om in deze duitse berline rond te rijden. Echt strak gemaakt vooral het interieur met de gewijzigde meters. Echt top design en allemaal verkrijgbaar hier in Nederland. Dus BMW rijders wat let jullie?
quote:ppssst........da's een smiley!
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:04 schreef PunisherADF het volgende:
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Mooie kleur ook
quote:euhh automaat?
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:04 schreef alki het volgende:
Mooie auto.Tering
Jammer dat t een automaat is, teminste als ik t goed zie
Volgens mij niet.
quote:och een kasteel en een porsche
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:05 schreef TheSwooshdockSaints het volgende:wat die op de achtergrond heeft staan is ook niet verkeerd trouwens
Volgens mij is die porsche ook wel gaaf hoor!
quote:ja en die impreza dan
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:06 schreef vosss het volgende:[..]
och een kasteel en een porsche
Ik heb er 2 van elk!Volgens mij is die porsche ook wel gaaf hoor!
quote:1 smiley dan
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:05 schreef vosss het volgende:[..]
ppssst........da's een smiley!
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Mooie kleur ook
wijsneus
quote:Ook niet verkeerd wat er naast staat
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:08 schreef jacco het volgende:
Het is idd een autmaat, maar wat boeit dat met zo'n auto en al helemaal als je deze meid ernaast heb staan
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Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:08 schreef jacco het volgende:
Het is idd een autmaat, maar wat boeit dat met zo'n auto
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door febster op 02-12-2003 19:11]
quote:gruwelijke slechte smaak jij
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:11 schreef febster het volgende:
Gruwelijk lelijke auto imho
quote:Volgens mij is het geen automaat maar van dat sportschakelen met tikjes omhoog en omlaag!
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:10 schreef Oosthoek het volgende:[..]
Dit moet wel de dooddoener van de dag zijn. Je probeert er racy uit te zien (wat imho al faalt door de sedan uitvoering) en dan kies je 'n automaat. Beetje jammer.
quote:Mwaah, ik vind auto's met meer stijl (zie icoon) mooier, daarnaast vind ik het stuur echt totaal niet kunnen (niet mooi afgewerkt) en tsjaa BMW is nou niet bepaald mijn auto
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:12 schreef TheSwooshdockSaints het volgende:[..]
gruwelijke slechte smaak jij
quote:Het is echt een Automaat. Die linkse plaat is echt alleen om je voet op te zetten.
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:32 schreef Hells_Angel het volgende:[..]
Volgens mij is het geen automaat maar van dat sportschakelen met tikjes omhoog en omlaag!
Maarja ik weet ut ook niet zeker natuurlijk....
Ik zie toch 3 pendalen ook of is die linker gewoon zo'n vlak om je voet op neer te zetten?
quote:Wat is daarmee? die ligt daar alleen maar met het snoer opgerold. Als je strax in de file staat. Kan je weer lekker verder spelen
Op dinsdag 2 december 2003 19:35 schreef kiw het volgende:
[afbeelding]check die playstation controller!
totally offtopic, Jacco, wanneer gooi je een nieuw topic open over je civic? ik neem aan als er weer iets te vermelden is, maar enig id wanneer dat is Was altijd erg leuk om te volgen.....
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