[Test] Hoe oud word je?

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 18:55 schreef Chooselife het volgende:
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 7, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 18:57 schreef matthijn99 het volgende:
Doodgaan aan auto-fellatio?

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September 1, 2062
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Da's leuk, ik maak het einde van de wereld nog mee, jottem!

March 8, 2052
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Third Degree Burns (14%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (5%)

Een vurig einde!

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Fatality op 22-02-2003 19:04]

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:00 schreef Chooselife het volgende:

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Ohh zou dit écht onzin zijn?

De constatering van de week!

Hulde!

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

July 23, 2041
at the age of 62 years old

Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:04 schreef Conflict het volgende:
Ik heb nog 15 jaar te leven

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

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Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

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Mijn resultaat:

You can expect to die on:
June 5, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Auto-Fellatio (18%)
Suicide (16%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Drowning (8%)

Ach, een redelijk leeftijd...

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door DJKoster op 22-02-2003 19:08]

May 19, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 13, 2039 at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (24%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (28%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

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Ik ga toch al dood in 2060, met de hele wereld samen.

November 30, 2061
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)

Eikels

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Op zaterdag 22 februari 2003 19:09 schreef Brennie het volgende:
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)

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