VBL Voetbal
Van strafschop tot schwalbe. Hier vind je Voetbal en alles wat daarmee te maken heeft. VBL - United in Voetbal.
quote:Bergkamp was een rat..
Op zondag 9 februari 2003 19:20 schreef DutchGooner het volgende:
Robert heeft die 2e gele helemaal aan zijn eigen te danken want als de scheids hem geen geel had gegeven voor het tegenhouden van die bal van Bergkamp had ie hem moeten geven voor de bal tegen Keown aan te schieten
quote:Leuk
Op zondag 9 februari 2003 20:03 schreef Doc het volgende:[..]
M'n dochters zijn hardcore LFC fans
(en Ajax fans). Ik heb nog een leuke foto van de dames in LFC shirts. Zodra een team in rood speelt denken ze dat het Liverpool is en roepen hard "Liverpool Liverpool". Helemaal top
.
er is een tijd van komen en gaan, en de tijd van gaan is nu gekomen :+
quote:word ze aangeleerd he, kunnen zij niks aan doen
Op zondag 9 februari 2003 20:58 schreef DutchGooner het volgende:
Zonde,zo jong en dan al geen verstand hebben van voetbal
Op dinsdag 9 september 2003 13:57 schreef Dr.Daggla het volgende:
[13:57:43] <@Daggla> ik weet ei'k ook niet wie corleone is.. Uit ER ofzo?
[13:57:43] <@Daggla> ik weet ei'k ook niet wie corleone is.. Uit ER ofzo?
Manchester United fans, Mr & Mrs Hunter
of Basildon in Essex wish to announce the birth of their new baby boy,
Glory.
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A father takes his young son to the zoo, where they are fascinated by the lions.
"Daddy, Daddy, why is that lion licking his bum?" asks the boy.
"Son, that's because he has just eaten a United fan and is trying to get rid of the taste,"
replies the father!
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Posh spice was sitting at home waiting for her husband to come home from the match away at Arsenal. She turned on the radio to find out the result, but got the travel news by accident. She was just about to change station when the presenter caught her attention: "News just in!" shouted the radio presenter urgently, "We have had a report of someone driving the wrong way up the M1! We advise all drivers to take care!"
Fearing for her husband's safety, Posh rang David up on his mobile phone. He answered and Posh told him that one car was driving the wrong way up the motorway. "One?" replied David, "There's bloody hundreds of them!"
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Freddie Mercury said to his manager just before he died "I'm gonna die and I've got millions of pounds, there is one last thing I really want to do?" "I would like to play in goal for United."
His manager offers United a million pound to let Freddie play one game, which their greedy shareholders accept, and he plays a blinder and United win one nil.
At a press conference after the game, a reporter asked Freddie why he wanted to play in goal for United."Well," said Freddie, "Its always been my dream to have ten arseholes in front of me and twenty thousand pricks behind me!"
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Stephen Hawkins arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees, asking, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful," says Hawkins, "We will talk about the Grand Unification theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Stephen introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers "144." "That is great! We can discuss politics and current affairs". We will have much to discuss." Stephen then spots a man on his own in the corner and asks, "What is your IQ?" and the man answers, "42." Stephen responds, "So who is your favourite player Beckham or Giggs?"
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Beckham walks into a garage on a rainy day and asks the manager for help. "I locked my keys in the car, and I need to unlock the door," Beckham explains. "Please hurry," whines Beckham.
"I left the top down and everything is getting wet!"
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Q. Why do people take an instant dislike to United ?
A, Because It saves time.
Q. What do you say to a United fan with a job ?
A. "Can I have a Big Mac!"
Q. How do you make an United fan's eyes light up ?
A. Shine a torch in his ears.
Q. Why should you not allow United fans a coffee break at work ?
A. Because it takes too long to retrain them.
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A City fan and a United fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the City fan says, "So you're a United fan, that's interesting. I'm a City fan... Wow! Just look at our cars, there's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The United fan replied,"
I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! The City fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."Then he hands the bottle to the United fan. The United fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the City fan.
The City fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the United fan. The United fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The City fan replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up..."
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What's the difference between an United fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between Old Trafford and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
What have David Beckham and trains got in common. They both go in and out of Victoria
Why is Uniteds pitch so bad when they put £50 million pounds worth of sh*t on it every week?
of Basildon in Essex wish to announce the birth of their new baby boy,
Glory.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------
A father takes his young son to the zoo, where they are fascinated by the lions.
"Daddy, Daddy, why is that lion licking his bum?" asks the boy.
"Son, that's because he has just eaten a United fan and is trying to get rid of the taste,"
replies the father!
------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------
Posh spice was sitting at home waiting for her husband to come home from the match away at Arsenal. She turned on the radio to find out the result, but got the travel news by accident. She was just about to change station when the presenter caught her attention: "News just in!" shouted the radio presenter urgently, "We have had a report of someone driving the wrong way up the M1! We advise all drivers to take care!"
Fearing for her husband's safety, Posh rang David up on his mobile phone. He answered and Posh told him that one car was driving the wrong way up the motorway. "One?" replied David, "There's bloody hundreds of them!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------
Freddie Mercury said to his manager just before he died "I'm gonna die and I've got millions of pounds, there is one last thing I really want to do?" "I would like to play in goal for United."
His manager offers United a million pound to let Freddie play one game, which their greedy shareholders accept, and he plays a blinder and United win one nil.
At a press conference after the game, a reporter asked Freddie why he wanted to play in goal for United."Well," said Freddie, "Its always been my dream to have ten arseholes in front of me and twenty thousand pricks behind me!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------
Stephen Hawkins arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees, asking, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful," says Hawkins, "We will talk about the Grand Unification theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Stephen introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers "144." "That is great! We can discuss politics and current affairs". We will have much to discuss." Stephen then spots a man on his own in the corner and asks, "What is your IQ?" and the man answers, "42." Stephen responds, "So who is your favourite player Beckham or Giggs?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------
Beckham walks into a garage on a rainy day and asks the manager for help. "I locked my keys in the car, and I need to unlock the door," Beckham explains. "Please hurry," whines Beckham.
"I left the top down and everything is getting wet!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------ -----
Q. Why do people take an instant dislike to United ?
A, Because It saves time.
Q. What do you say to a United fan with a job ?
A. "Can I have a Big Mac!"
Q. How do you make an United fan's eyes light up ?
A. Shine a torch in his ears.
Q. Why should you not allow United fans a coffee break at work ?
A. Because it takes too long to retrain them.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A City fan and a United fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the City fan says, "So you're a United fan, that's interesting. I'm a City fan... Wow! Just look at our cars, there's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The United fan replied,"
I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! The City fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."Then he hands the bottle to the United fan. The United fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the City fan.
The City fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the United fan. The United fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The City fan replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up..."
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What's the difference between an United fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between Old Trafford and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
What have David Beckham and trains got in common. They both go in and out of Victoria
Why is Uniteds pitch so bad when they put £50 million pounds worth of sh*t on it every week?
OG X BC - Orange Goblin Beer Core: Straight Edge - 'til the bar opens
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
quote:Vond ik dus ook.
Op zondag 9 februari 2003 21:54 schreef Frenkie het volgende:[..]
Bergkamp was een rat..
OG X BC - Orange Goblin Beer Core: Straight Edge - 'til the bar opens
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
Op dinsdag 9 september 2003 13:57 schreef Dr.Daggla het volgende:
[13:57:43] <@Daggla> ik weet ei'k ook niet wie corleone is.. Uit ER ofzo?
[13:57:43] <@Daggla> ik weet ei'k ook niet wie corleone is.. Uit ER ofzo?
En hier weer verder Premier League 2002 - 2003 -part 6-
OG X BC - Orange Goblin Beer Core: Straight Edge - 'til the bar opens
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
quote:Als jij een degelijke opvoeding had gehad was je ook LFC fan
Op zondag 9 februari 2003 20:58 schreef DutchGooner het volgende:
Zonde,zo jong en dan al geen verstand hebben van voetbal
.
OG X BC - Orange Goblin Beer Core: Straight Edge - 'til the bar opens
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
Liverpool - JFT 96 - Never forgotten
