must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
quote:"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women." ~ H. L. Mencken
"It must be admitted that women have but little sense of justice, and this is no doubt connected with the preponderance of envy in their mental life." ~ Sigmund Freud
"To varying degrees, all chicks are sluts - except for my mum, and I'm not sure about yours" ~ T Bonney
quote:URL plszz?Op zondag 25 februari 2007 11:26 schreef Copycat het volgende:
Leuk he, zo'n search engine voor citaten!
quote:Op zondag 25 februari 2007 11:24 schreef Poepoog het volgende:
Samenvatting, je bent nog maagd en zal dat de komende 30 jaar blijven?
Als je dit allemaal bij elkaar gaat zoeken en ook nog gaat posten, dan ben je wel erg hard bezig jezelf wijs te maken dat het niet erg is dat je nooit een vrouw kan krijgen
quote:Waarom post je dan?Op zondag 25 februari 2007 12:03 schreef bijdehand het volgende:
dat ga ik echt niet lezen :S
-Al Bundy.
Probeer het eens in je eigen woorden.
Quotes zoeken kan iedereen, zelf een visie over hebben is een ander verhaal. Kans dat er een goed topic uit rolt is dan wel een stuk groter.