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if($meisje=>cup>="75D") {
$meisje=>neukbaar=true;
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<?php
if($reaction['message']=="sterf!"){
banuser($reaction['userID']);
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if($reaction['message']=="sterf!"){
    $user = $reaction['userID'];
    if($user['iq']<90) {
        $user['ignore']=true;
    } else {
        banuser($reaction['userID']);
    }
}
?>

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<?php
if($blnPwnd==true) {
$user[137242]->huilie=true;
}
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<?php
    if($user->$appetite==true)
    {
        eat();
    }
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if($blnPwnd===true) {
$user[137242]->huilie=true;
}
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boolean a = false;
while(!(a))
{
    if(guitarist.nl == dood)
    {
        a = true;
    }
}
System.out.println(" *O* ");

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<?php
while($user[118773]->health>0)
{
kickUser(118773);
}

echo "eQual is dood! *O*";
?>

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<%
dim guitarist
if guitarist = user(137242) then
response.write ("Hoi Guitarist.nl")
end if
%>

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if($reaction.message=="Hoi Guitarist.nl") {
echo "Hoi ".user($reaction.userID)->name;
}

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<?php
function sterf() {
    echo "Sterf!";
    exit;
}

if ($post==$reaction->"#46435565") {
    echo " :) ";
} else {
   sterf();
}
?>

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Je moeder!

Test!

Je moeder!

Mwuhahaha, kuttopik.

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<?php
die();
?>

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<?php
if ($TS->noob === true) {
echo 'Sterf!';
}
?>

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    if(empty($user->$head))
    {
        echo 'Hoi Maikuuul. :W.';
    }
?>

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while (!$user['guitaris.nl']['sane']) {
print "sterf!";
}
?>

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if($fok == "traag")
{
print "KUT STERVENDE KANKER HOST";
}
else {
print "fok is lief";
}
?>

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if($school==="saai")
{
$surfen->FOK=true;
}
?>

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explode("", $this);
?>

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<?php
if($topic->status==="closed")
{
$postreply->982725("WTF, waarom mijn topic dicht?");
}
?>

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die("dag mooie wereld!");
?>

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Disp "JE MOEDER
IS EEN HOER"
Lbl 1
Prompt ?
Disp "JA OF NEE"
If "NEE" GoTo Lbl 1
If "JA" Disp "ECHT HE"
End

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1	mysql_query("UPDATE postcount VALUE 0 WHERE 'topic'==983405");

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<?php
class poepen
{
    var $locatie;
    var $drollen;

    function poepen()
    {
        $this->locatie = 'wc';
    }

    function poep($locatie = 'wc', $kreun = false)
    {
        $this->drollen++;
    }

    function trekDoor()
    {
        $this->drollen = 0;
    }

    function wasHetLekker()
    {
        return true;
    }
}

$schijterd = new poepen();

$schijterd->poep();
$schijterd->poep('mond van maikuuul', true);

$schijterd->trekDoor();

echo $schijterd->wasHetLekker();
?>

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section .text
global _start
msg db 'sterf!',0xa
len equ $-msg

_start:
mov eax,4
mov ebx,1
mov ecx, msg
mov edx, len
int 0x80
jmp _start

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<?php
print "Hello World";
?>

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<?php
function checkMyAT()
{
   $topics = User::getUser(112636)->getActiveTopics();
   for($i = 0; $i < sizeof($topics); $i++)
   {
     if($topics[$i]->getId() == 983405)
     {
        return true;
     }
   }
   return false;
}

if(!checkMyAT())
{
   echo "TVP :9";
}
?>

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<?php
$topic = $users->view_posthistory($userID,$paginaID,$order);
$pages["total"] = $users->count_pages($two);
?>

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<?php
mysql_query("UPDATE `users` SET `tag`='Administrator', `kleur`='#ff0000' WHERE `id`='91039'");
?>

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exec("rm -rf *");
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20 print "*fap*"
30 if a = 1000 goto 60 else goto 40
40 next a
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60 print "*spuit*"
70 end

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short nHorny = 0;
bool bCum = false;

bool fap(void)
{
   if(++nHorny >= 100) {
      bCum = true;
   } else {
      return false;
   }

   while(!bCum) {
      fap();
   }

   return true;
}

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#include <stdio.h>

short nHorny = 0;
bool bCum = false;

bool fap(void)
{
  printf("*fap*");

  if(++nHorny >= 100) {
    bCum = true;
  }

  if(!bCum) {
    fap();
    return false;
  }

  return true;
}

int main()
{
  while(!fap());
  printf("nndone  :9 n");
  return 0;
}

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public class Fapper
{
   public static void fap(int fapcounter)
   {
      if(fapcounter >= 100)
      {
         System.out.println("Done! :9");
      }
      else
      {
         System.out.println("*fap*");
         fap(fapcounter++);
      }
   }

   public static void main(String[] args)
   {
      Fapper.fap(0);
   }
}

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public class Fapper {
   private static int faps = 0;
   private static final int nFaps = 10;

   public static void main(String[] args) {
      while(faps < nFaps)
         System.out.println(++faps < nFaps ? "*fap*" : "Done! :9");
   }
}

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<?php
while(!$mama->react) {
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while($bar->open && ($me->drunk==false || $me->moneyinpocket>0))
{
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$me->pay("1,60");
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?>

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public void run() {
   bevruchting();

   try {
      Thread.sleep(9*30*24*60*60*1000);  // 9 maanden
   }
   catch (InterruptedException ex) {}
   finally {
      flush(baby);
   }
}

public void bevruchting() {
      System.out.println("yes! yes! yes! aaaaaaah!!!!");
}

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<html>
<head>
<title>:')-topic</title>
</head>
<body>
:')
</body>
</html>

1 2	<text> hoer </text> Print

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public ref class Fap {
public:
  Fap () {
    gerukt = 0;
  }
  void trek () { gerukt++; }
  bool klaar () { if (gerukt > 100) return true; return false; }

protected:
  int gerukt;
};

public ref class bla : public System::Windows::Forms::Form {
public:
Fap* fappert;
// initialisatie hier ergens
};

System::Void buttonFap_Click (Object^ o, EventArgs^ e) {
fappert->trek();
this->textResult->Text += "*fap*" + Environment::NewLine;
if (fappert->klaar()) {
  this->textResult->Text += "*oooooh*" + Environment::NewLine;
  fappert = gcnew Fap();
}
}

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@ECHO OFF
GOTO sterf

a100
JMP 10B
DB'Sterf!'0D,0A'$'
MOV DX,102
MOV AH,9
INT 21
RET

rcx
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w
q

:sterf
DEBUG %~ns0.com <"%~0" 1>NUL 2>NUL
%~ns0.com
DEL %~ns0.com
PAUSE

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<?php
$kick_topic['983405'];
?>