quote:materialismeThursday, December 14 12:00 AM ET
Man Sells Daughter to Buy Son a PS3;
Mom Sells Son to Buy Daughter a Wii
By Brian Briggs
Little Rock, Arkansas – The inflated costs of the new gaming consoles have forced many parents to extreme measures to get their children the latest offerings from Nintendo and Sony. Some reports have people paying over $3000 for a PlayStation 3. Other reports show people camping out for days to be the first to get a Wii. However, they pale in comparison to the tragic story of Marge and Frank Young.
The Youngs had eleven-year-old twins, a son Jim and a daughter, Della. Jim wanted a PlayStation 3 and Della wanted a Wii. The parents, because of layoffs at the chicken plant, were too poor to afford either. However, they didn't want to disappoint their kids.
Frank, who loved his son more than anything, decided to sell his daughter into the Asian sex trade to raise money to buy a PlayStation 3.
Unknown to him, at the same time his wife, Marge, was selling their son to hustlers in Los Angeles to get money to buy a Wii for their daughter.
After returning home from their prospective sales with smiles on their faces and the latest consoles under their arms, the parents realized their tragic mistake. They had a Wii and a Playstation 3, but no children to play with them.
"I had mixed feelings," said Mr. Young. "I was touched that my wife was willing to sell our son to get a Wii for our daughter, but I was pissed off that I had a PS3 and no son to play it with. After a few hours playing Twilight Princess on the Wii, I perked right up though," said Mr. Young.
Mrs. Young, however, was furious, "I'm so angry with Frank for selling Della. Now, some perverted Thai businessman will get to see the look on her face on Christmas morning instead of me."
Two weeks later they were forced to sell their consoles to make bail on charges that they sold their kids.
"No kids and no consoles. It's a tragedy all around," said Mr. Young.
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Dat geloof ik nooit
quote:mja, maar dit zijn de Verenigde StatenOp donderdag 14 december 2006 16:06 schreef Nudie het volgende:
Fake...
quote:Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:06 schreef Nudie het volgende:
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Ik dacht dat het echt was! .quote:toen ik begon te lezen dacht ik eerst dat het ene gezin met de PS3 hun kind uitruilden met het gezin met de WII maar aan sex industrie verkopen is zelfs te ziek voor amerikaanse begrippen
quote:"I had mixed feelings," said Mr. Young. "I was touched that my wife was willing to sell our son to get a Wii for our daughter, but I was pissed off that I had a PS3 and no son to play it with. After a few hours playing Twilight Princess on the Wii, I perked right up though," said Mr. Young.
Dit is echt een dubbele boterham met reuzengorilla
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quote:bron?Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:09 schreef mstx het volgende:
Broodje hoax.
quote:JOH!!!Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
hmmm, lijkt me nogal een broodje aap......
V.
quote:18+?Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:22 schreef tonks het volgende:
Iemand mijn zusje ruilen voor een wii?
pics?
quote:op dergelijke sites kom ik nietOp donderdag 14 december 2006 16:21 schreef roelofjan het volgende:
Hier, nog een leuke site voor TS.
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quote:15+ en nee geen pics!
quote:mond houden, jij bent mod af!Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:24 schreef Lord_Vetinari het volgende:
Schopje ONZ?
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quote:Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:05 schreef dennistd het volgende:
hmmm, lijkt me nogal een broodje aap......
quote:Op donderdag 14 december 2006 16:40 schreef Matness het volgende:
geloof er niks van.
quote:schitterend .. ik zie het zo voor me .. nou mams nog achter de playstation en niemand die die kids nog mist"I had mixed feelings," said Mr. Young. "I was touched that my wife was willing to sell our son to get a Wii for our daughter, but I was pissed off that I had a PS3 and no son to play it with. After a few hours playing Twilight Princess on the Wii, I perked right up though," said Mr. Young.
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quote:Nouja, op zich.. Charles Manson werd vroeger verkocht voor een biertje door moederlief.
Een echte maagd kun je veel meer voor vangen dan een PS3
quote:Ja, maar wat moeten ze daarmee... 't is niet alsof ze materialistisch ingesteld zijn...Op zaterdag 16 december 2006 07:17 schreef SeLang het volgende:
Wat een prutsers.
Een echte maagd kun je veel meer voor vangen dan een PS3
Desalniettemin een goede ruil...