quote:Ja erg he?
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:45 schreef Ripley het volgende:
quote:A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:47 schreef Dave het volgende:
want?
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cuz I'm a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL
[Eminem]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - *kch* the maniac's in
Replacin the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL
[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there
Aight
I'll be right here waitin on you
Aight
Yo Em
What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
HI, how can I help you?
Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
Okay
Put the fuckin money in the bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
What? Oh my god, don't kill me
I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin around...
Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
I said I'm not gonna fuckin kill you
Hurry the fuck up! {*BOOM*} Thank you!
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet {*dog whines*}
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut {*tape unrolls*}
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
(Chorus 2X)
quote:Een hele hoop...
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:48 schreef Ripley het volgende:
Wat heb je gedaan dan?
quote:Nee lijkt me niks...
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:47 schreef Smike het volgende:
http://polvac.ams.nl.ddnh.net/infopakket/
Maarre, ff tussendoor, ik trek niemand voor
quote:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:54 schreef yvonne het volgende:
Altijd al geweten
quote:Wrom niet?
Maarre, ff tussendoor, ik trek niemand voor
quote:Mij wel!
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:54 schreef yvonne het volgende:
Altijd al gewetenMaarre, ff tussendoor, ik trek niemand voor
quote:Nou ja, jou wel tuuk, sinds ik je foto heb gezien.
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:54 schreef X-Ray het volgende:[..]
[..]Wrom niet?
quote:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:55 schreef yvonne het volgende:[..]
Nou ja, jou wel tuuk, sinds ik je foto heb gezien.
Maar heu... die opmerking was niet door mij geplaatst hoor. Ik reageerde er alleen op...
quote:Hoest met je forum?
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:55 schreef Armageddon het volgende:[..]
Mij wel!
quote:Jij bent een geval apart
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:55 schreef Armageddon het volgende:[..]
Mij wel!
Sinds de tent he..........
quote:lekker lekker
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:57 schreef X-Ray het volgende:[..]
Hoest met je forum?
zie m'n sig quote:*sugt* de tent jah
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:58 schreef yvonne het volgende:[..]
Jij bent een geval apart
Sinds de tent he..........
Kom jij je ook even reggen vonneponne!
quote:Kijk en oordeel zelf:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 12:57 schreef
Hoest met je forum?
http://www.monno.nl/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi
Oh X-Ray, wat vond je eigenlijk van m'n foto?
quote:Ik heb er lekker op gerukt...
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 13:00 schreef
Oh X-Ray, wat vond je eigenlijk van m'n foto?
quote:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 13:02 schreef X-Ray het volgende:[..]
Ik heb er lekker op gerukt...
vind ik SanSan een lekkerder rukplaatje quote:Dank
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 13:08 schreef
Toch
je .
quote:
Op[..]
Geen dank.Kan ik nieuwe vragen aan MaW of word je dan weer boos dat ik ze niet bij jouw bestelde en je dus copyright misloopt?
quote:Ben
Op
Kan
je dan zo heftig klaargekomen op mijn foto dat ie nu helemaal plakt van jouw kostbare zaad ?quote:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 13:25 schreef SanSan het volgende:[..]
Ben
Ja dus ik wil graag een nieuwe quote:Dan
Op
print je 'm toch gewoon opnieuw uit .quote:
Op maandag 14 januari 2002 14:17 schreef SanSan het volgende:[..]
Dan
Ik heb em per ongeluk weggegooid quote:
Op
Nu niet meer per ongeluk weggooien hè !