Feitjes over Zelda TP
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-If Hitler had owned a Wii with TP, WWII wouldn't of happened.
-If Twilight Princess gets delayed again, Bush will concede. The terrorists will have finally won.
-If Michael J. Fox owned a Wii with TP, his shakes would be cured.
-The Manhattan project was started in hopes that America could create a weapon that could compete with Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. And if Nintendo hadn't of delayed the game, Japan would of won WWII. Fact.
-Nintendo completed Twilight Princess on January 3rd, 1983, but soon discovered that they didn't have the hardware to play such a game. Thus Nintendo got in the home console business in hopes that one day they could create such a machine that is capable of playing the sacred game.
-Owning a Wii with Twilight Princess allows you to divide by zero without the risk of opening a black hole where you stand.
-Ray Charles once previewed LoZ: TP, after words he went blind because his brain didn't think seeing anything else could come close to the awesomeness of LoZ: TP
-Twilight Princess taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick.
-Jerry Falwell points to TP whenever someone asks him proof that God exists.
And everyone agrees.
-Wii with Twilight Princess can withstand temperatures of infinity degrees... CELSIUS.
-Wii with Twilight Princess created the Farenheit, Celsius, and Kelvin systems to confuse us. After the release, tempature, time, and life will be measured using one thing: TP.
-The Aztec calender ends in 2012 because that is the year that Nintendo stops producing copies of Loz: TP.
-Playing Twilight Princess for 22 seconds on the Wii will cause you to simultaneously learn up to 6 different languages. This includes, but is not limited to: English, Japanese, Spanish, Chinese, French, Korean, Thai, German, Latin, Dead Latin, Pig Latin, Alienese, Cygnoid, Decapodian, Binary, Matrix Green Code, and Braille.
-LoZ: TP is so immersive that if you were to die in the game, you will die in real life.
-Beating the Wii version of Twilight Princess will instantly free your mind from The Matrix and bestow you with the powers and manipulation of physics of the One.
-The John Lennon-penned "Happiness is a Warm Gun" was originally titled "Happiness is a Warm Copy of LoZ: TP". Because the game was under lock and key, agents of the game assassinated Lennon.
-One day after previewing LoZ: TP, Pope Benedict announced that he is stepping down from position of pope, stating that he could no longer believe in the Catholic faith.
-If you start a game of Twilight Princess, tilt the controller up six times then down three times to unlock the Wii's unlimited $100 bill printing feature.
-LoZ:TP made the Detroit Tigers' pitching staff **** up and make an error everytime the ball came near them. Way to go, LoZ: TP.
-Upon his death, Steve Irwin didn't have any regrets because he was able to play LoZ: TP just a couple of days before hand.
-It wasn't a stingray. It was his neglected copy of LoZ: TP coming back to **** him up.
-Rumor has it that if you say "Shigeru Miyamoto" three times to the title screen of Twilight Princess, Shiggy himself will appear on your television set to hand you free Nintendo products and games at no extra charge.
-If you place a GameCube next to a Wii, and switch on Twilight Princess, the Wii will eat the GameCube and spit out bars of gold in it's place.