Ik en mijn mailneger.

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Op donderdag 31 augustus 2006 17:54 schreef Rejected het volgende:
Leuk topic, maar idd: Stop wasting your time
Wat een eikel die mailert.

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Op donderdag 31 augustus 2006 19:57 schreef Acryl het volgende:

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hoi Kanaiken.

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Morgan,

I don't think you understand that sentence. The only thing I meant was how to get both you and your sister to Holland. I can't possible understand why you would be offended by such an obvious thing. You freaking wanted it yourself!

And now it's suddenly my responsibility to prove I'm of good will? Do it yourself, will you. You come to me, tell me you're my cousin, and I have to help you with several things, and out of no-where it's suddenly my fault you can't speak proper english? I demand you prove me your good will or else you can forget your uncle's help! Ungrateful piece of trash.

Now, be a nice cousin and ask nicely if I'm still willing to help. Maybe, just maybe, I'll grand you the pleasure of my assistence. You'll do the following things.

-Send a picture of yourself.
-Send a picture of your sister.
-Tell me the source of my e-mail address.
-Beg for forgiveness.
-Assure me you'll obey me.

As you can understand, you're in no position to make demands at all. Look at your first e-mail. You seem to have a great problem, which you'll need my help with. It's not up to you to determine whether I'm trustworthy or not. Your way of behaving has been unacceptable en therefore you'll accept the consequences.

Yours Faithfully,
Cor Lumme

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LISTEN ME AND LISTEN CAREFULY.I HAVE TOLD YOU TIME
WITHOUT NUMBER THAT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DEALING
WITH YOU. YOU CAN GO TO HELL WITH YOUR FUCKING
ASSISTANCE OR WHATEVER THING YOU CALL IT. INCASE IF
YOU DON'T KNOW, I SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH MORE THAN YOU. I
AM AN ENGLISH MAN AND I CAN SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH
OK.

SECONDLY, YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO BEG AND APOLOGIZE
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE TO GOING TO GAIN FROM ME.
INCASE IF YOU ARE STILL WILLING AND INTERESTED TO DO
THE BUSINESS WITH ME, YOU SHOULD SEND TO ME THE
INFORMATION YOU VE' JUST MENTIONED OK,THEN I SEE IF I
WILL BE CONSIDERED? TAKE CARE AND HAVE NICE DAY.

M.

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Op maandag 4 september 2006 14:12 schreef Acryl het volgende:
nog updates?

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Dear Morgan,

I'm very sorry to have doubted your degree of english knowledge, I'll make sure that'll never happen again. Please accept my apologies.

And indeed, I'm the one gaining from you. Therefore, I'll do as you say. The list I sent to you and which you demand me to fulfill:

-Send a picture of yourself.
-Send a picture of your sister.
-Tell me the source of my e-mail address.
-Beg for forgiveness.

The first point, I have fulfilled. I sent you a picture of myself. The second one was a bit difficult, so I attached a picture of my family. You can see me, my wife Barbera and my three children: Sandra, Billy and Marjoleintje. The third would be ridicilous, since you're the one who contacted me.
To conclude: I'm sorry, very sorry to ever doubt your honesty and kindness. I beg of you, forgive me for this unacceptable behaviour.

I guess this is it. I did what you asked. Can we resume our negotiations?

Yours Faithfully,
Cor Lumme

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Dear LUMME,
Thank you for your letter of apology and attached
picture of your family. l am happy for your rethinking
and knowing that is good to be a responsible man. l
have heard all what you said but for one more thing, l
know it will not be difficult to you. Please l only
need a copy of your international passport for me to
be convinced and your private telephone number to talk
with you.

l am not doubting you but l need it to clear my mind
and build a trust, send me your private telephone and
l will call you. immediately l receive your passport
photo, l l will send you all what you requested.

hope to hear from you and my regards to your family.

Sincerely.

Morgan.