FOK!forum / Onzin voor je leven! / I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
SpankTheMonkeywoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 19:10
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD PICKUP LINES



1. Uh, hey baby.
2. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
3. You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's
like get into each other's life or whatever.
4. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
5. Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
6. What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
7. Would you like carry my books for me?
8. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
9. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
10. My lips are registered weapons.
11. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh
huh. Get it?
12. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
13. If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
14. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me.
'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
15. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
16. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off
the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
17. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
18. You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
19. Whoa!...are those real?......if so can I touch 'em...if not, can I
ughhhhhhh still touch 'em?
20. Heh heh heh.....come to Butthead!...huh huh huh...I said come!

ikwilookwatzeggenwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 19:11
"This topic sucks more than any other topic had ever sucked before!"
steegwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:07
18 is wel een succesnummer, die ga ik ook proberen
Ruuubwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:14
hehe lache
Ruuubwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:14
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Op woensdag 26 juli 2006 19:11 schreef ikwilookwatzeggen het volgende:
"This topic sucks more than any other topic had ever sucked before!"


jij ben dr zeker weer zo'n 1 die dit wel eens voorbij heeft zien komen..
jammer dan.. sommige mensen niet
juicedwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:19


Ja, dat ben ik.
Sebasserwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:21
descendent1woensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:33
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Op woensdag 26 juli 2006 19:11 schreef ikwilookwatzeggen het volgende:
"This topic sucks more than any other topic had ever sucked before!"
Change it! (huhhuh)...
SpankTheMonkeywoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 20:43
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Op woensdag 26 juli 2006 20:19 schreef juiced het volgende:
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Ja, dat ben ik.


I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole
KaMowoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 21:44
quote:
Op woensdag 26 juli 2006 19:11 schreef ikwilookwatzeggen het volgende:
"This topic sucks more than any other topic had ever sucked before!"
héhé
Shut up beavis
Roflpantoffelwoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 22:01
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Op woensdag 26 juli 2006 20:19 schreef juiced het volgende:
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Ja, dat ben ik.
NaughtyMewoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 22:30
Filmpje?
Stofjewoensdag 26 juli 2006 @ 22:31
Ja, reuze grappig.