Anastasia like Russian royalty, Beaverhausen like... where the beaver live. So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus. "I'm single, I'm free on Saturday night and I can arch my back until my head touches my heels."
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?