we do not ship to Netherlands

Je kan gewoon een order plaatsen met als land Nederland...
Waarom dan al die moeite doen

Luciano Liggio: Hi,
Luciano Liggio: do you ship to sicilia?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........

Zwaar vermakelijk... tvp
Strakke actie Sebasser.

Vanavond zelf ook eens een sessietje starten.

quote:

Stan: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Piet: Hi, I wanted to know, do you ship to Holland?
Stan: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Piet: Ok.
Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'Denver'.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Hi
Piet: Erm, is this another guy?
Denver: Sorry to inform you that we do not ship to Holland. Please do not come back to this Chat Service as there is no way we can help you
Denver: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!

Wat zullen we nou krijgen?

Jullie zijn echt gek!

OMG wat een actie. . !

PFFFFFFFFFF deze kreeg ik maar niet gek


maria delmare:

You are now speaking with Peggy of Customer Service.
Peggy: Hello, this is Peggy of Customer Care. How may I assist you?
maria delmare: i wanted some information on what skin care product was the best, can you advise me?
Peggy: I am sorry, but we are not medically qualified to give out advice on this matter.
maria delmare: ok is the dovonex any good?
maria delmare: or should i buy the lamisil oral
maria delmare: it's more expensive
maria delmare: and do you ship too the netherlands?
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: hmm is it possible too ship it too aruba?
maria delmare: it's below the US and it's a part of holland
Peggy: No we could not ship in Aruba.
maria delmare: do you know about nataly holloway
maria delmare: that is the worse story i ever heard
Peggy: No Maria.
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: oh it was all over the news anyway.
maria delmare: what are your shipping costs withing the USA
Peggy: That would cost $19.95.
Peggy: You can check it on our website.
maria delmare: btw what is your ASL
maria delmare: ok i will do
maria delmare: always nice too speak too a person
Peggy: I do apologize Maria but we are not allowed to give out any information about us.
maria delmare: ok how old is the company and are you good ?
Peggy: We are here to assist our customer 24/7.
maria delmare: yeah that is great.
maria delmare: could you assist me then?
Peggy: We assisting our customer on placing their order online or to check for the status of their order.
maria delmare: could you chek order number 317387802 please then?
Peggy: Unfortunately, this is not a valid order number with us. If you want I can check it using your full name. May I have your full name pelase?
maria delmare: maria demare
maria delmare: whitout the space
maria delmare: i orderded lamisyl too be shipped too the Netherlands
Peggy: Kindly hold on while I check it.
Peggy: Unfortunately, we can only ship in US regions.
maria delmare: so i orderded for 300 US $ of products and you can nt ship them
maria delmare: how much do you get payed for this?
maria delmare: i need a job
Peggy: I do apologize but we cannot find any records under your name on our database.
maria delmare: search again please
Peggy: Your name would be Maria Demare, right?
maria delmare: you are here too assist me, aren't you?
maria delmare: yes
maria delmare: with 2 L's
maria delmare: i'm from holland
maria delmare: i got family in USA
maria delmare: they live in denver
Peggy: So may I have the exact spelling of your name please?
maria delmare: martin G A U S
maria delmare: owh wait that is my husband
maria delmare: he is on TV in holland you know
maria delmare: do you know where holland is
maria delmare: or the netherlands
Peggy: Yes I do.May I have your exact name Maria?
maria delmare: maria Gaus
Peggy: So that I can pull up your records on database.
maria delmare: my husband is Martin
maria delmare: yes
Peggy: Is there anything else i can help you with?
maria delmare: thnx for helping me
maria delmare: Bye
maria delmare: sleep well
Peggy: Thank you so much for your time. For further concern, you may contact us anytime at 877-479-2455. Thank you for contacting Online Customer Care. Have a nice day.

Wat een geniaal topic!

Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Denver'
Denver: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Hub: do you ship to europe too?
Denver: No sorry we do not
Hub: ok. and what about Australia?
Denver: May I know where you are located.
Hub: I'm located in Holland.
Hub: but my parents are going to australia in a couple of weeks.
Denver: I have told you several times and I suppose you still do not understand. WE DO NOT SHIP TO HOLLAND
Denver: WE DO NOT SHIP TO AUSTRALIA
Hub: you haven't told me anything several times. this is the first time I asked.
Denver: When you go to Australia then you can check with the local dealer
Hub: no need to put your capslock on.
Denver: BYE
Chat session has been terminated!


LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 09:51 schreef MutedFaith het volgende:

LOL. Hij begint het volgens mij best vervelend te vinden..

Die Denver had ik ook een paar keer daarnet.

You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Mans: Are you a bot?
Greg: No
Greg: Live Person
Mans: Sweet. Does it pay well? Are you really there all day?
Mans: Are you the only one?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Yes, you are the only one. Yes you are really there all day. Yes, it does pay well. ?
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: If I could tell you that, I wouldn
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Mans: I wouldn't be looking for it. Would I?
Mans: Seems logical to me.
Mans: Will you say something when you're present again?
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Greg: May I have the Information you are looking for ?
Mans: I said before. I wouldn't be here if I had the information I'm looking for. Right?
Greg: Then how could I help you now ?
Mans: Do you ship to the Netherlands?
Greg: Sorry we donot
Mans: To England?
Greg: Yes
Greg: We do Ship parts to UK
Mans: But some other guy said you didn't ship to Europe at all. Is he lying?
Mans: I feel a little bit raped now.
Greg: We only ship to the UK
Mans: I see. Are you located there?
Greg: No
Greg: Our main sales center is in Hamilton New Jersey. We currently ship from 30 location across the US. We try to ship from the closest warehouse to you.
Mans: So you ship to the US ánd the UK, right?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Interesting. And germany?
Greg: Yes we do
Mans: Belgium? (It's step by step closer)
Greg: No
Mans: Luxembourg?
Greg: No
Mans: Hmm, Germany is the closest it get. I guess.
Greg: No to Everything except UK , Spain ,Germany & France
Mans: And the US, of course.
Greg: May I have the part you are looking for ?
Mans: Omg, I was typing my PWD! I almost typed it in this screen. Crappy security, if you ask me.
Mans: Is this session safe? By the way?
Greg: Yes
Greg: For your Kind Information, We are in a 128 Bit SSL Secured and Encrypted Chat Session. No third party can view the information.....
Mans: If the police finds out I'm chatting with you I'm fucked. I'm living in a communists state, you know.
Mans: Hello?
Greg: Yes
Mans: Are there communists in the US too, maybe it's fine then.
Mans: Are YOU a communist?
Mans: Guess not, since I'm the one typing in red.
Mans: Communist color
Mans: Well, I have to go.
Greg: Sorry Iam not aware of those
Mans: Bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat session has been terminated!

Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
dutchguy: is denver there?
dutchguy: i have a question for him
Greg: Denver has left for the dsy
Greg: How could I help you now ?
dutchguy: he helped me before.
dutchguy: do you ship too holland?
Greg: Sorry we donot ship parts to holland
dutchguy: hmm is there anyway too get it here?
dutchguy: good reading stuf we do not ship to Netherlands
Greg: You can contact your local parts dealer for the information
dutchguy: ok thank you have you visited the link?
Greg: Sorry we havent
dutchguy: it's about you and your colleges
dutchguy: about kevin jose
dutchguy: denver
dutchguy: simon
dutchguy: is simon still there/
Greg: No
dutchguy: hmm who else is there too help
dutchguy: and why did denver left
dutchguy: what did you think of holland
Greg: How could I help you ?
dutchguy: by giving you opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Are we connected ?
dutchguy: yes
Greg: Sorry I donot have any opinion of the netherlands
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

Die chatmensen zijn echt dom

Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Greg'
Greg: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dr. Blaiser: Hi
Greg: Hai
Dr. Blaiser: we from the psychiatric Ward in Amsterdam would like to excuse us for the trouble some of our patients seem te be giving you.
Dr. Blaiser: we've noticed them going here and asking about shipment to holland.
Greg: Okay...
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Dr. Blaiser: you didn't really assist me you know..
Dr. Blaiser: by the way, DO you ship to holland?
Dr. Blaiser: Or anywhere near holland?
Dr. Blaiser: France? Germany? India?
Greg: Yes
Greg: To all those except Holland & India
Dr. Blaiser: ok.
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Greg: Have agreat day
Dr. Blaiser: what would it cost to get something shipped to germany?
Greg: \Bye
Greg: ]Bywe
Greg: For this order international shipping will apply. Please be aware the parts will be shipping to our sales center, where they will be weighed and packaged. You will see a separate charge for international shipping. Shipping costs are calculated by the size and weight of the package and final shipping cost will be sent to your e-mail address after placing the order. Your order will be processed only we get the confirmation from you on the shipping cost, .
Dr. Blaiser: oh, ok.
Dr. Blaiser: gotta go, one of my patients is going apeshit.
Dr. Blaiser: bye bye
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

ze verschepen gewoon echt niet naar nederland


You are now chatting with 'Greg'
henkjan smit: is this denver?
Greg: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
henkjan smit: owh ok is there anyway i could help with that
henkjan smit: i'm good with windows
henkjan smit: i can open and close them
henkjan smit: but anyway can you help me?
Greg: Yes,Except shipping to Netherlands
henkjan smit: owh ok do you have a lott of people asking for that?
Greg: Yes
Greg: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
henkjan smit: i was going too ask it but yeah you are too fast.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

Greg is nu de enige daar

En dat lijkt me kut voor 'm

Wat een meesterlijk topic dit zeg

Volgens mij worden die gasten goed gek van ons.

Greg: i live in Utrecht
Greg: it' in the middle of netherlands
Greg: can you ship it
Greg: No
Greg: Sorry
Greg: have you considerd it?
Greg: We donot ship parts to Utrecht Utrecht
Greg: why too germany and not too netherlands
Greg: That is our Company Policy
Greg: are you irritated by all the people asking for parts out of holland?
Greg: we are from a dutch forum
Greg: we already had good conversations with simon
Greg: denver
Greg: kevin jose
Greg: Please you can contact them this evening
Greg: All of them
Greg: You could sort your issues with them


whoot vanavond zijn ze er weer

Hilarisch dit topic... Ze hadden beter wel naar Nederland kunnen verschepen denk ik.. dat had inmiddels stukken goedkoper geweest

Arme mensjes daar .

Greg krijgt nu steun van Denver

nee denver was weg

Hahahahaha! Ik heb ook nog wel een leuk ideetje voor vanaaf..