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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
Ik vraag het me echt af
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:11 #78
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jose'
Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!


Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:22 #79
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:13:23 #80
142113 UncleJB
Screw you guys
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine

Connection closed
Geef me es een hint... Nee, geen stille...
Lid van de bond tegen jongeren
HOEREN!
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OMG ik praat hier met een echt persoon *schaam*
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
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Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:49 #83
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Zullen ze nooit hebben gehoord van een IP ban ?
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:55 #84
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
Anthony: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss

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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:14:57 #85
119987 Bhai
Quidquid discis, tibi discis!
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quote:
Me: Heh.. well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Me: You're doing nightshift?
Doron: That is completely fine.
Doron: We had worse cases.
Doron:
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? ©
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Heinrich: hi bob
Bob: Hi
Heinrich: i would like to order a part
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: it's the Volvo Knackebröd PCV Oil Trap
Heinrich: Do you have that in store?
Bob: NO
Heinrich: When do you expect it to be in stock again?
Bob: It will take 5-6 Weeks
Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: Ever slapped someone with Knackebröd on the bare back?
Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
Bob: Fine
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
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Anthony Een nieuwe
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:16:59 #89
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Vraag of ze ook aan IP bans doen ik krijg steeds die dat ze zich verontschuldigen
  † In Memoriam † maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21:03 #90
138647 Sebasser
Sugar coated sweetness.
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Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: hello..
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: are you here ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: and now ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!



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Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Kurt beck: AND FUCKING NOW!
Bob: Same
Bob: Status
Kurt beck: Status of what ?
Bob: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........

  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:21:10 #91
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Simon'
Simon: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Olaf: Hi!
Olaf: Mister Simon, are you there?
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Olaf: Okapoka
Olaf: You must be really busy!
Simon: I will be right with you.
Olaf: How long will it take?
Simon: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Simon: and
Simon: Can I have the part name please?
Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Olaf: It's that part.. I ordered it at my local dealer
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Olaf: My dealer runs a Volvo dealership under the name of "Volvo's Class-brand Vulva's"
Olaf: Located in Germany..
Simon: It is out of stock
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated!

Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:24:14 #93
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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dit is geweldig

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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
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Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Arjan: allright
Simon: I will be right with you.
Simon: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Simon: I'm sorry for the delay. I am checking the information for you! Please bear with me....
Simon: I will be right with you.
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:26:31 #95
86655 Halfgedraaide
Ik kan alles!
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
dit is geweldig

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You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
Chat session has been terminated!
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Robert: hi jose
Robert: i would like to excuse me
Jose: Hi Robert
Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
Jose: It is Live
Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
Jose: I am Live
Robert: you people are working so hard
Jose: Yep:)
Robert: are you in usa?
Jose: Yep
Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
Jose: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Robert: can i be president of the united states?
Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might

Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red?
Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
Jose: Hum

Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
Jose: I have visited.
Robert: ah its nice?
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
Chat session has been terminated!

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Ik ben nu gezelg met Bob aan het keuvelen aardige vent
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:30:45 #99
104446 Dawnbreaker
Space Cowboy
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hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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  maandag 15 mei 2006 @ 02:31:32 #100
71721 Alexxxxx
Friespeuk
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..

let ik: ik ben bob

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You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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