Ik vraag het me echt afquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
Chat InformationLive chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Bob'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
Connection closed
quote:Me: Heh.. well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Me: You're doing nightshift?
Doron: That is completely fine.
Doron: We had worse cases.
Doron:
quote:Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Heinrich: hi bob
Bob: Hi
Heinrich: i would like to order a part
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: it's the Volvo Knackebröd PCV Oil Trap
Heinrich: Do you have that in store?
Bob: NO
Heinrich: When do you expect it to be in stock again?
Bob: It will take 5-6 Weeks
Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
Bob: Okay
Heinrich: Ever slapped someone with Knackebröd on the bare back?
Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
Bob: Fine
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
dit is geweldig
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Anthony'
Anthony: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: hi! i am a big titted horny slut... wanna fuck?
Big-Titted_horny_slut: jose would fuck me
Big-Titted_horny_slut: bob and simon would fuck eachother
Chat session has been terminated!
Die is geniaalquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
Live chat is always open. A sales professional will be with you shortly. Sales support is also available 24 hours a day by calling our toll free number. We look forward to providing you outstanding customer service.
You are now chatting with 'Simon'
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today
Simon: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bob: What is the Year, Make, and Model of your vehicle?
Bob: and
Bob: Can I have the part name please?
Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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