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Baggeren in KLB is fout ehquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:45 schreef The_Terminator het volgende:
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Ik heb letterlijk tranen in mijn ogen van het lachen
onz it is
ze hebben geen Oil Trap en de Gaskets zijn ook even niet leverbaar
- En zoals pijn ook een vorm van voelen is, laat kou me weten dat ik wist wat warmte was.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
- Ik ben de reden voor wie voor zijn lijden reden zoekt!
- Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life is about.
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Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
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Michael: Yes, I am Michael from Amsterdam. I want to make an order. Howmuch does it cost to send it here?
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Michael: Are you bored yet with all the people I sent at you?
Jose: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Michael: I've seen Simon, and Bob, and you! Are there any more
Michael: (are you are robot?)
Jose: I am Live
Michael: Is American your native language?
Jose: Yep:)
Michael: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
Jose: Sorry, no
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Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him
Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
Cindy: i have a complain about this service talking to Jose. He doesn't help me at all.
Cindy: i want to know which colour the Volvo Turbo Hose s
Simon: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Cindy: yes
Cindy: where do i see the part number
Cindy: engine B21 Description: Turbo Hose
Cindy: Price: $11.12
Simon: IT fits Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
Simon: Model: 240
Simon: Sorry, we do not have the information about the color
Cindy: damn i think i order it anyways
Cindy: where can i leave a complain about Jose?
Cindy: i think i'm gonna send an e-mail
Cindy: what's the adress?
Cindy: Hello Simon?
Cindy: SIMON?
Cindy: i want to order??
Simon: I suggest you to e-mail sales@alloempartsinc.com
Cindy: ok thanks this was a test
Cindy: too see if you doing your job well
Cindy: jose failed
Simon: We will train him
Simon: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Cindy: good luck with him
Ik denk ik pak een vrouwen naam en het werkt. Echter vorige keren kreeg ik elke keer Jose te spreken. Die zegt gewoon meteen dat ie niet shipped en sluit dan het gesprek af.
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Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
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Anthony: hi bob,
Anthony: can you tell me if you ship parts to germany?
Bob: Part Number ?
Anthony: PCV Oil Trap
Anthony: model 240
Anthony: hello are you still there?
Anthony: hello??????
Anthony: i got to go to the toilet, hurry up or i'll take a dump on my chair
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Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish
Olga: hi
Olga: i would like to order a product
Simon: Thank you
Simon: Part name please?
Olga: well i would like to know something first
Olga: are you a real person?
Olga: becuese i dont like talking to a bot
Olga: hello?
Olga: im waiting
Simon: Yes, bot
Olga: you are a bot?
Olga: do you like Knäckebröd?
Olga: do you guys sell Knäckebröd?
Olga: i need Knäckebröd
Olga: where are you located?
Olga: i WANT Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED Knäckebröd
Olga: hey
Olga: asshole
Olga: i
Olga: need
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: HEY YOU
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: I NEED IT
Olga: IKEA
Olga: Knäckebröd
Olga: IKEA
Simon: We do not have Knäckebröd
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Simon: IKEA
Olga: im sorry
Olga: for being so rude
Simon: NP
Simon: Have a nice day!!!!
Olga: well i would like it if people shout at me
Olga: wouldnt
Simon: We do not have shouting people
Olga: i mean dont people say bad things about you?
Simon: Our people do not say
Olga: i think i like you
Olga: would you like a date with me
Olga: im swedish
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
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hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
hans: hello jose
Jose: Hi
hans: Can u tell me with how many people you chat at the moment ?
Jose: Depends..
hans: on what ?
Jose: On chat
hans: How many people are working at your office ?
hans: Cool! I'm Dutch, do you know what country I am from?
hans: yeah
hans: i will shoot u to dead
hans: and i hate bush
hans: go tell the FBI u bastard
Jose: Are you in Marina Del Rey, California, United States.?
hans: yes
Jose: Great:)
hans: I want to order a big dildoquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 01:51 schreef crackhead het volgende:
Verdomd. Simon wil me geen drugs verkopen. Zelfs niet voor een paar honder dollar.
Jose: Okay...
hans: Wanna join ?
Jose: ?
Jose: For ?
hans: s#x with me and my friends
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Jose: Bye
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Mn schoenen uit Amerika werden ook niet naar NL geshipt, gelukkig wilden mensen uit mn clan t sturen, zekers chill
† The 3 Kings †
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BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company
...
Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
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BillClinton: Hi, did you vote Liberal or Democrate?
BillClinton: I wonder, cause my red nose glowed when I entered your volvo site.
BillClinton: And I just had to ask
BillClinton: Oh, and I need an Oil Trap for my volvo 240 B230F. Do you have it in stock?
Simon: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
BillClinton: Yeah, Let's see. Jose. She's not very good at english. Is English her native language?
BillClinton: Or is Jose a man?
Simon: He is Kevin jose
Simon: Male
BillClinton: Oh, so he's native english?
BillClinton: Do you have a lot of people calling then? Your reply takes a while
Simon: Yes, He does not know any other language
Simon: He only know english
BillClinton: ah ok ok... do you get payed a lot for this job?
BillClinton: I might want to work for the same company
...
Volgende keer als je Jose ziet, zeg Kevin
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
Dennis: Hi
Dennis: I like beans
Dennis: do you?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: asl?
Bob: Hmmm..
Dennis: whats your phone number, bob?
Dennis: do you ship to penisland?
Dennis: hello?
Dennis: do you like heineken?
Dennis: do you ship to the netherlands?
Dennis: hello?
Bob: Why ?
Dennis: i want to buy a pijp
Dennis: Volvo PCV Oil Trap
Dennis: do you want to sell it ?
Dennis: or are you too attached?
Bob: Yes
Dennis: why?
Ook geen sig dus
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Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd?
Björn: hehe, no seriously.. I wish to order a part for my Volvo
Jose: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
Jose: Order
Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
Jose: Sorry we do not ship
Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd.
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Björn: Hello! My brother Sven was here a while ago. Do you still have enough Knäckebröd?
Björn: hehe, no seriously.. I wish to order a part for my Volvo
Jose: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....
Björn: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1991 - 1995 Engine: B230 Model: 940 Turbo Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
Jose: Go head
Jose: Order
Björn: Yes! But I wasn't clear wheter you ship to my country, I am located in Europe at the moment!
Björn: Had a small accident with a mountain goat in Finland
Jose: Sorry we do not ship
Björn: So I desperately need the part so I can drive to my grandmother to bring her her Knäckebröd.
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Simon zegt niks meer .
I never saw a purple cow
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
I hope I never see one,
But I can tell you this right now:
I'd rather see than be one.
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osamabillhandel: hello bob t
osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction
osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me
osamabillhandel: will u take care of my shop ?
Bob: Yes..if I file a complaint
osamabillhandel: ok fill it in
te erg
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osamabillhandel: hello bob t
osamabillhandel: Thanks for the quick reaction
osamabillhandel: i think the FBI is going to get me
osamabillhandel: will u take care of my shop ?
Bob: Yes..if I file a complaint
osamabillhandel: ok fill it in
te erg
Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
Bob: No
jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?
en toen stilte
jose: hello?i need some help
jose: im looking for kevin is he there?
Bob: No
jose: jose is his other name
jose: is he there?
jose: this is his boyfriend
jose: i want him to come home this instand
Bob: Okay
jose: thanks
jose: you will send him right?
en toen stilte
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? Š
quote:Doron: I am afraid currently we do not have any of them online at this point.
Doron: But they will be back within 3 hours.
Me: But there is no operator side script? Because the replies the chat made was the same everytime, with poor grammar, and seriously, I can't tell these days
Me: 3 hours? nighttime there?
Doron: Yes, during week days our sales department is working 24 hours a day.
Doron: However, during weekend they are not working night shifts.
Doron: On the operator side you can also use a set of canned responses, instead of typing the same messages over and over again.
The world doesn't makes sense, why should we do? Š
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erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
Jose: OOps!!!
Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
Jose: AM
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
erikkll: I was wondering, do you ship to Holland?
erikkll: hello?
erikkll: I don't like being ignored
erikkll: Or not being answered to in general.
erikkll: I don't think i like your company.
erikkll: They have pretty bad service, so to see.
Jose:
erikkll: where are you located?
Jose: Sorry we do not ship to Holland.
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
erikkll: I noticed, but you should! your parts are needed badly here! you must've noticed!
erikkll: Hamilton. What's the weather like, over there?
erikkll: I'm guessing you're very busy.
Jose: Great
erikkll: yes? what's the time? it's 2.07 am here!
Jose: OOps!!!
Jose: 8:00
erikkll: pm?
Jose: AM
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Ik vraag het me echt afquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:07 schreef Vampess het volgende:
LOL de live-chat bij liveperson is of echt live,of erg goed gescript
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God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
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Bob: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
Connection closed
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Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
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Jose: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
Bhai: Hello?
Jose: Hi
Bhai: Do u speak Dutch?
Jose: Sorry, No
Bhai: Kutwijf
Bhai: Can u tell me something more about ur shipping fees
Jose: May I know where you are located ?
Bhai: The Hague, Netherlands
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Netherlands..:(
Jose: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!
Jose: Bye
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Echt, toen ik zei Nethelands, gelijk session termnated
Patricia: you do this as a regular job or do you have more jobs?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
Bob: No
Patricia: hahaha
Patricia: your jobs sucks dick
Patricia: and you can't even give a normal answer back because you boss gets mad?
Patricia: fuck him
Bob: Oka
Patricia: oka?
Bob: Yes
Patricia: tell your boss that it's very important to be friendly to the customers
Patricia: if you can't speak normal it's very rude
Patricia: if you work in a normal shop it would be crazy if someone can't answer normal questions.
Bob: Okay
Patricia: hahah
Patricia: priceless
Patricia: i don't think you are real
Patricia: prove me you aren't a computer
Bob: Why ?
Patricia: because i think it's a bot with these stupid answers
Bob: fine
Patricia: your fine with that?
Patricia: Kevin or Jose whatever his name is was proving his ass of that he was real
Patricia: i saw you just got a call from God who's car was broken?
Bob: Ohhh
Patricia: What ohhh?
quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:10 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
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God: Hi, I am god, can I speak to Kevin Jose please?
Bob: No
God: Why not! I am God! I command you! Do you want to got to Hell my son?
Bob: Oh...no
God: Is Kevin Jose near you?
Bob: No
God: Ok, then, Jesus's car is broken. He has a Volvo 240 B230 F and needs a new Oil seal. Do you deliver to heaven?
Bob: No
God: ok, I'll have to come down to earth to get it, where can I come pick it up?
Bob: Ok
God: ok? but where? where do you live. I'm God, but I'm not all knowing, my brain has a limit you know.
Bob: Great
God: DO YOU WANT ME TO UNLEASH MY FURY ON TO YOUR COMPANY? Or, do you want lots of money?
God: Just say me this: Can you fix jesus' car buy delivering parts, or are you a fake?
God: REPLY! My connection to this part of earth is limited because Heaven usually hovers over The Netherlands!
Bob: Fine
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Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
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Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
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Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
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Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss
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Jenny18: Hi, i want to order the Lexus IS300 Air Filter, but i keep getting a website error
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Jenny18: 2003, lexus, is300
Anthony: Is the vehicle model an Is300 4door sedan or ls300 sport's wagon
Jenny18: the sedan
Anthony: Air Filter K&N $54.67
Anthony: High Flow Air Filter
Anthony: Lexus IS300
Jenny18: yes ok but when i order i keep getting a error
Anthony: Is your vehicle an 3.0L, 6 Cylinder,
Jenny18: what does that matter... i can NOT order the part because the website gives an error
Anthony: I can place the order for the air filternow for you here.
Jenny18: ok that would be great
Anthony: Can you tell me where you are located with your zipcode.
Jenny18: i am located in the netherlands, zipcode 7663MN
Anthony: Sorry,we do not ship to Netherland's.
Jenny18: can i ask you another question
Jenny18: I just had sex with your boss, he did me on the same desk you are sitting at, just before your work started... just smell your keyboard.. that sticky substance are the children of your boss
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Heinrich: That's great. Because I'm in Germany right now and I need it to slap someone on her asscrack
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Heinrich: Or with a big fish maybe?
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I never saw a purple cow
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Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
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Prudence: i am very sorry that you have a shitty job
Prudence: i have a shitty job too
Prudence: should we both quit?
Prudence: just say FUCK YOU BOSS and take a dump in his mouth
Prudence: i mean, serving fries at McDonald is more pleasent then this
Prudence: come on, quit your job, be a cool, trendy homeless person
Prudence: you can walk around with a cool sign all day
Prudence: or be a folk singer
Prudence: that is a good carreer move
Prudence: folk-singen is become a big think these days
Prudence: you colleage bob is going to be a folk-singer to
Prudence: he is going to start a george micheal tribute band
Prudence: if you ask him nicely, he might let you be a background dancer...
Prudence: i bet those tighty sweaty leather pants are more comfortable then your job
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Olaf: Hi!
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Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
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Olaf: Located in Germany..
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Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
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Olaf: Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230 Model: 240 Quantity: Price: $41.92 Core: $0.00
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Olaf: Located in Germany..
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Joizus.. Simon heeft het gehad voor vandaag
Hardstyyyyleee + BreeZaahz to the bone!!11 :')
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Android + Verveling = Titan Turret spelen
dit is geweldig
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quote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:24 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
dit is geweldig
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Robert: hi jose
Robert: i would like to excuse me
Jose: Hi Robert
Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
Jose: It is Live
Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
Jose: I am Live
Robert: you people are working so hard
Jose: Yep:)
Robert: are you in usa?
Jose: Yep
Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
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Robert: can i be president of the united states?
Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might
Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red?
Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
Jose: Hum
Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
Jose: I have visited.
Robert: ah its nice?
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Jose: Bye
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Robert: hi jose
Robert: i would like to excuse me
Jose: Hi Robert
Robert: i trought this wasnt real
Robert: i trought it wasnt live
Jose: It is Live
Robert: well, I kind of made a fool out of myself, sorry for thinking your livechat wasn't live
Jose: Oops !!!
Robert: what happend?
Robert: i feel really bad
Jose: I am Live
Robert: you people are working so hard
Jose: Yep:)
Robert: are you in usa?
Jose: Yep
Robert: oke
Jose: HAMILTON NJ
Jose: You ?
Robert: Amsterdam
Jose: Sorry, we do not ship to Amsterdam
Robert: haha funny
Robert: i dont wish to order something
Robert: i just want to know a cople things
Robert: can i pick it up?
Robert: at the store?
Robert: i cant find an adres
Jose: I apologize, we are experiencing heavy chat volume at this time. Please hold a few moments and will be with you shortly........
Robert: can i be president of the united states?
Jose: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jose: You might
Robert: its yellow and if you press a button its becomes red?
Robert: a chick
Robert: in a blender
Jose: Hum
Robert: not funny?
Robert: i like americans
Robert: i would like to visit new york
Jose: I have visited.
Robert: ah its nice?
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Jose: Bye
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VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
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VolvoOilTrap: hi darling, wanna have some fun, like we have?
VolvoOilTrap: http://www.walby.be/aaa/Roderick04.jpg
VolvoOilTrap: http://forum.fok.nl/topic/856846/1/25
VolvoOilTrap: Bob?
Bob: Great
VolvoOilTrap: The Lada Niva?
VolvoOilTrap: The second link is even greater
Bob: Yes....checked
VolvoOilTrap: I think you were wondering what was going on?
VolvoOilTrap: Jose has a lot of fans
Bob: Yes
VolvoOilTrap: Why don't you ship to our country? You DO ship to our neighbour countries.
Bob: Sorry about that
VolvoOilTrap: Is it becouse of the drugs? The bad moral? The abortion?
Bob: I am sorry...am not sure
VolvoOilTrap: Do you think Fryslân should become independant?
Bob: Not sure
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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let ik: ik ben bob
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Die is geniaalquote:Op maandag 15 mei 2006 02:30 schreef Dawnbreaker het volgende:
hahaha..
let ik: ik ben bob
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Simon: Yes, can I have the part name?
Bob: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
