Shop naast Chuck Norris een bekend figuur !
alleen de TT is al geniaal
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Als iemand hem belachelijk maakt met een soepje krijgt hij/zij een mooie roundhouse kick!quote:bij deze mijn tvp
Bob Marley.
quote:CheckOp dinsdag 7 februari 2006 15:07 schreef Dirktator het volgende:
Mompelt iets met Maikuuul, Alberto, DJ Frikandel & MC Kleine Rat,Zanger Bob...
quote:Op dinsdag 7 februari 2006 15:07 schreef Dirktator het volgende:
Mompelt iets met Maikuuul,Alberto, DJ Frikandel & MC Kleine Rat,Zanger Bob...
quote:Whehe die is goed!
Jawat!
quote:When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, butOp dinsdag 7 februari 2006 15:28 schreef JosvG het volgende:
Chuck Norris
because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school
football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to
let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused
kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang
every girl in the stadium.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said,
"Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five
minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a
few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When
his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the
face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris,
you may be only seconds away from death.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a
list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir."
That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire
state down.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the
speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was
flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided
to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a
beard.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying
"booya".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
"Bang!"
Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs
to lie the fcuk down.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and that those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching
him.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck allows to
live.
Chuck played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a handgun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding!
quote:Dude. topickapen?
quote:There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
[ Bericht 3% gewijzigd door Roi op 07-02-2006 16:06:00 ]
quote:Zat ik ook al aan te denken.
2 kudtaktiehelden
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Wat een eer Roi 
quote:Op vrijdag 10 februari 2006 15:18 schreef Roi het volgende:
& Pikachu ?
quote:Whehe, je avaOp vrijdag 10 februari 2006 15:18 schreef Roi het volgende:
& Pikachu ?
Chuck en Hulk
Chuck en DJ Frikandel
quote:dat was toch MC Rat ofzo?
quote:Dat gastje.
quote:Briljant! Ik wacht nog vol smart op Maikuuul!
Matig topic zeg
quote:Ja want dat blijft leuk hè.Op vrijdag 10 februari 2006 18:05 schreef Dirktator het volgende:
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Briljant! Ik wacht nog vol smart op Maikuuul!
quote:
quote:Brilliant!
quote:Chuck Norris has had sex on every Total Body Gym set that has been sold in the Midwest.