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Keramiekplaatser's Syndrome.
Cause: falling over
Symptoms: winking, occasional rashes, vegetarianism, leaning at 45 degrees
Cure: drink lots of water
Negator's Disorder.
Cause: genetically-modified absinthe
Symptoms: hearing voices, occasional breast pain, extremely collapsed lungs
Cure: bleach
Tha_Erikitis.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: leg swelling, slightly temporary invisibility, occasional bad poetry
Cure: fresh air
Volgens mij spreekt dit ding de waarheid
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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Rudedeltadude's Lurgy.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: leg swelling, crying, second-degree burns
Cure: psychiatry
quote:Dat en gilles de la tourette.Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:42 schreef B_BOY het volgende:
luiheid.
Thomas Been's Disorder.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: slightly collapsed lungs, occasional temperature sensitivity, leg numbness
Cure: Kryptonite
Gimme the kryptonite!!!
quote:Mwoah, of ik scheld gewoon graag...Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:53 schreef Tyler..Durden het volgende:
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Dat en gilles de la tourette.
DWc_RuffRyderitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: vague muscle atrophy, tufts of hair, extremely white skin, occasional vestigial extra head
Cure: psychiatry
!!Sander's Disorder.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: extremely beige vomit, mildly blotchy skin, frequent chills, hypochondria
Cure: Kryptonite
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: neck lengthening, vague nose extension, sneezing
Cure: drink more absinthe
quote:Ruilen voor absinthe?Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:59 schreef no1uknow het volgende:
Weet iemand waar ik kryptonite kan krijgen?
Ik hang met superman, hij heeft lauwe wierie.
Reubiereumer's Syndrome.
Cause: old library books
Symptoms: mild confusion, feather growth, hydrophobia, sweating
Cure: click heels together three times
quote:Ik wilde die grap makenOp zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:52 schreef Marruk het volgende:
Ja weet ik niet. De kriebelziekte.
quote:kryptonite schijnt ook te helpenOp zaterdag 7 januari 2006 16:56 schreef dWc_RuffRyder het volgende:
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
DWc_RuffRyderitis.
Cause: self-abuse
Symptoms: vague muscle atrophy, tufts of hair, extremely white skin, occasional vestigial extra head
Cure: psychiatry
Cause: overconsumption of mushrooms
Symptoms: enlarged liver and spleen, pointy ears, incontinence
Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Celtitis.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: sudden black eyes, orange ears, extreme fear, excessive regurgitation
Cure: sleep
Psychaosis.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: sweating, extreme hypochondria, fangs
Cure: drink more absinthe
whahaaha absint.
NielZjuhitis.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: extremely dry eyes, grey skin, double-jointedness, chest pain
Cure: fire
quote:Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 17:42 schreef NielZjuh het volgende:
thought as much. You are suffering from
NielZjuhitis.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: extremely dry eyes, grey skin, double-jointedness, chest pain
Cure: fire
Ricky_osis.
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, neck lengthening (
), sudden pustulesCure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Maar ik heb de ziekte dat ik me bijna altijd relax voel
Carmen's Lurgy.
Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: spontaneous combustion, pointy ears, turning into a giant monster
Cure: prayer
quote:ik neem maandag gelijk nog een dagje vakantie.Textbook example. You are suffering from
Guidow's Disorder.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: sudden space alien bursting from stomach, mild gullibility, occasional aphasia
Cure: take a day off work
ga theorie examen doen voor de brommer
Melanie's Syndrome.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: mildly scaly skin, mild metallic skin, mild hyperactivity, squawking
Cure: click heels together three times
quote:auwtschGood lord! You are suffering from
Guidoow's Disease.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: going bump in the night, excessive spontaneous combustion, mildly blocked nose
Cure: electroshock therapy
Symptoms: fear, slow heartbeat, blue blood
Cure: drink lots of water
Symptoms: vague narcolepsy, loose teeth, pyromania
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
Koenholio's Lurgy.
Cause: caught in hospitals
Symptoms: sudden knee pain, tentacle growth, mildly enlarged liver, slightly dry skin
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
quote:Cool.Helmut's Lurgy.
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: mild thirst for human blood, suicidal thoughts, enhanced vision, whitening of teeth
Cure: consume more alcohol
Janet's Syndrome.
Cause: computer virus
Symptoms: phantom pregnancy, hovering, slightly impaired hearing
Cure: sleep
Cause: poor hygiene
Symptoms: blood in urine, sudden photophobia, insomnia, nosebleeds
Cure: attempt to repeat cause
Computerkilleritis.
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: slightly dry skin, gills, tooth lengthening
Cure psychiatry
mn vriendin
Elina Joanitis.
Cause: exposure to radiation
Symptoms: turning to stone, levitation, horn growth on forehead, hairy legs
Cure: click heels together three times
Tomosis.
Cause: a significant alignment of the stars
Symptoms: grimacing, enhanced vision, grimacing
Cure: don't do it again
quote:Doctor required in GP's office...Op zaterdag 7 januari 2006 22:47 schreef I.R.Baboon het volgende:
Dit is zóóó theme hospital.
Patients are asked not to die in the corridors..
LudoSanders' Lurgy.
Cause: too much sleep
Symptoms: receding gums, mildly enlarged liver, occasional flacidity
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
Aron's Lurgy.
Cause: improperly prepared cheese
Symptoms: double-jointedness, extremely grey stools, occasional tentacle growth, occasional dilation of pupils
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days