Tijdens een tongzoen wordt uitgewisseld:
- 9 mg water
- 0,7 mg albumine
- 0,711 mg vetstoffen
- 0,18 g organische materie
- 0,45 mg zouten
- 250 verschillende bacteriën
Verzin hier wat er wordt uitgewisseld tijdens de gemiddelde geslachtsgemeenschap. Gokje:
- 0,4 mg urine
- 20 verschillende soorten darmbacteriën (tijdens een Grieks "diner")
- 10 mg zaad
- een halve eierstok
1 jody bernal
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[ Bericht 4% gewijzigd door longinus op 26-12-2005 23:36:18 (Te weinig volume.) ]
quote:=> WFL.Op maandag 26 december 2005 23:25 schreef longinus het volgende:
10 mg zaad ? weegt 5cc maar 10 mg.
quote:vuistdiep erin
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quote:Zeg wat doet die relnicht in dit topic?
Ga eens snel je handen wassen jij 
on the first day of chrstmass my true love gave to me
his large cock in my cavety
on the second day of christmass my true love gave to me
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the third day of christmass my true love gave to me
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fourth day of christmass my true love gave to me
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the fifth day of christmass my true love gave to me
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the sixth day of christmass my true love gave to me
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the seventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the eight day of christmass my true love gave to me
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the nineth day of christmass my true love gave to me
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the tenth day of christmass my true love gave to me
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
on the eleventh day of christmass my true love gave to me
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
on the twelth day of christmass my true love gave to me
twelve hours to leave
eleven second orgasm
ten cc of seed
nine bloody lashes
eight pubic lice
seven bum spankings
six mighty shoves
five gentle kisses
four minute bliss
three STD's
two full nuts
and his large cock in my cavety
Tis laat ben dronken dus als het niet helemaal klopt... sue me
Dat maakt die vetstoffen weer goed.