FOK!forum / Onzin voor je leven! / Dr. Phil quotes.
pberendsdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 17:56


"I want you to grow up"

"Are you avoiding reality??"

"Stop being so negative, you only weighs 500 pounds"

"Now, what I want you to do, is explore you own self" (RQ)

Verzonnen of echt uitgesproken, het mag allebei.
Chriz2kdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:07
''You're an drug addict''

Iemand die 1 joint per week rookte .
sizzlerdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:08
This might help: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html
sizzlerdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:09
" I want you to start having a gay relationship"
BobRooneydonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:09
I want you to change, so do it. " -Dr. Phil
sizzlerdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:09
"I want you to start living as a gay woman"
BobRooneydonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:09
" You couldn't be any dumber if we cut your head off. " -Dr. Phil
Renmaestrodonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:10


"The internet is not for porn."
Dead-Dolldonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:11
"You don't have the right to cut your husbands dick off and then let him eat it."

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Bupatihdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:11
Now, what I want you to do, is to look in the mirror and realise you're a really, really, fat woman. You're so fat you get stuck in your own dreams
pberendsdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:12
quote:
Op donderdag 3 november 2005 18:07 schreef Chriz2k het volgende:
''You're an drug addict''

Iemand die 1 joint per week rookte .
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BobRooneydonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:12
You've gotta kiss my ass now that I've got this money. " -Dr. Phil
DrieMaalDriedonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:13
"Hier word ik niet vrolijk van."
BobRooneydonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:13
You're fat, stupid, and a pig. " -Dr. Phil
pberendsdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:14
"Don't watch porn, it could be someone's daughter!!"
Renmaestrodonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:14
"If you're ugly and you know it: kill yourself."
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:16
"You don't need to flunk out of school to expose yourself!"
BobRooneydonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:16
" Ninety percent of people are stupid. " -Dr. Phil
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:16
"Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you."
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:17
"Get up each morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and see yourself not as someone who is overweight or out of shape, but as the someone you will become."
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:18


"Awareness without action is worthless."
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:20


"Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration."
Harmen1984donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:21
Ticootjedonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:25


Failure is no accident.

Insomaniacdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:34
"You should start having your own opinions, instead of repeating after your husband. Buy my book, there are a lot of opinions in there."

Brentmeisterdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:36


Hij wil wel veel he
DaveMasteRdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 18:39


Avoiding reality!
YoshiBignosedonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 19:05
"If you smoke, you get cancer"
Sas22donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 21:18
You need to listen to your body because your body is listening to you.
It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.
Awareness without action is worthless.
You're only lonely if you're not there for you
Sometimes you've just gotta give yourself what you wish you were getting from someone else.




I want you to get real...and loose weight
Ingridh007donderdag 3 november 2005 @ 21:19
you've got to have a plan
Sabbathdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 21:22

I want you!
OpenDeurdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 21:25
quote:
Op donderdag 3 november 2005 18:08 schreef sizzler het volgende:
This might help: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/drphil-prank1.html
Pregodonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 22:19

fighting for peace is the same as fucking making love for virginity
MI55ILLEdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 22:21
renz0rdonderdag 3 november 2005 @ 22:23

Goed topic
Harmen1984dinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 18:12
Dat kan beter
mcDaviddinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:03

is your mother proud at you?
the_legend_killerdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:19

I Rock
DaveMasteRdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:20
You suck!
the_legend_killerdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:21

I slept with your mom
Bosbeetledinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:24


"Just deal with it once you do , you'll see you will deal with it much better"
Marrukdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:27

There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
vanitasvanitatumetomniavadinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:34
You can train a dog,
Your kid is smarter, so it's easier to train your kid than a dog
(of iets in die strekking)
pberendsdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:38
quote:
Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
[afbeelding]
There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
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Georgesdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:39
Dr. Phil
NJdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 19:55
quote:
Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
[afbeelding]
There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
Al Bundy.
Marrukdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 20:00
quote:
Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:55 schreef NJ het volgende:

[..]

Al Bundy.
We have a winner
the_legend_killerdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 22:26
dies cool
Lamme_Sterfkanariedinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 22:27

Don't watch oprah!
DaveMasteRdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 22:33
quote:
Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 22:27 schreef Lamme_Sterfkanarie het volgende:
[afbeelding]
Don't watch oprah!
Nee ,want dan zien we wat voor vieze spelletjes jij doet hé , dokter Phil!

http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=9296
MadGuydinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 22:57
quote:
Op dinsdag 20 december 2005 19:27 schreef Marruk het volgende:
[afbeelding]
There was this huge woman in the shoestore, she was so fat, she had smaller women orbitting around her!
"I have had sex with more than one person at once. It was so confusing. There were so many arms and legs that Hindus were praying at us"
Tyler..Durdendinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 22:59

"You should stop thinking with your dick and realise that pr0n is not the answer."

"That's a load of crap!"
dborhemdinsdag 20 december 2005 @ 23:05
'That's like catching fog,that's like nailing Jell-O to the wall!!!'
Kostelijk.
BaajGuardianwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 00:18
haha dr phil is de shiznit
Blinkerwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 00:46
I´m gonna change ur thinking
PallominnoXIIIwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 01:08


''Pointing is unpolite, you hypocrite dutch people!
ARKONwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 01:18

My finger is longer than your penis.
Nunawoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 12:21


''It's not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill or a crying baby. ''

''Kids ruin everything. Look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten year old to do a good hidden button.''

''Well don't let it get to your head, your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn't give it coffee.''

Will & Grace
DaveMasteRwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 12:56


I have told you!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php
Maikuuulwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 13:06

The best thing, is to stay who you are.


It's not your fault


You have to take the responsibility for your kid who only weights 200 kilo
Nunawoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 13:19


''Kids, listen to Uncle Phil. Don't buy drugs. Become a popstar and you'll get them for free!''
Markjuhwoensdag 21 december 2005 @ 13:43


Don't hate black people. Just remember, we are all white from the inside.