Rijms en Raps over Liefde en stuff...

Ik zit hier te spacen, met playstation racen,
een lekkere blow, en daar gaan we weer yo,
met 180 door de stad, is me dat wat,
het is nu gedaan, want m'n stuff is niet meer aan

I called you a bitch
and fucked you on the floor
you said you loved me
I showed you the door

owh en skive; een titel voor je nummer:
- My Bitch Won't Leave
- Ridin'wid bitches n hoes
of mijn favo:
- I love you, now start sucking

Owh, lees nu pas dat het zelfgeschreven moet zijn....
Nou ja deze is niet van mij maar wel leuk:

ABN (& Gorki)
EX-LIEFDADIGHEID

Was het leven een schaakspel, verloor ik net m'n koningin
Die pion die alles kon en overwon van in het begin
Mijn muur van ongevoeligheid voor een nieuwe relatie stond ik niet open
Maar ‘t is bekend dat jij met een glimlach van je ogen muren kon slopen
Dus rozengeur maneschijn zonder sleur samenzijn
Later water bij de wijn op termijn van oase naar woestijn
Was er maar een medicijn tegen de pijn dat ik niet meer bij je kan zijn
Hoe kan iets zo zoet als marsepein na een tijdje smaken naar azijn
‘t Is duidelijk dat ik wegkwijn als ik kom aangestrompeld
Gewoon verrot, gemarteld, getormenteerd en verschrompeld
In mijn eigen snot, zweet en tranen gedompeld
Als je weet wat ik bedoel en voel vind je mij geen wanker
Want echte liefde kan een ziekte zijn, dodelijk als kanker
Al ben je een grote olietanker, wat ben je zonder anker
Van haven naar haven zonder aan te leggen, verloren op de oceaan
Als een eenzaam lelijk eendje en niet meer jouw mooie zwaan
Eens simultaan stilgestaan bij ons bestaan en misgegaan
Onvoldaan spontaan bij me vandaan, wat heb ik misdaan?
Om dit te verdienen, geef me alsjeblieft nog een beetje van je tijd
En een overdosis van je ex-liefdadigheid

Ik ben je kwijt en lijd nu onder het feit dat spijt
Bijna altijd te laat komt en nooit op tijd
Verloor de strijd en lijd nu onder het feit dat spijt
Te laat kwam, want ik ben je kwijt
En geef me nog een beetje van je ex-liefdadigheid

Elke dag vecht ik mijn strijd in mijn mentale dojo
Gevoelsmatig ken ik meer ups en downs dan een jojo
Maar het leven gaat door al zijn er wissels op het spoor
Dus beste beentje voor en ga dervoor want je dumpte in mijn oor
Ik ben niet meer verliefd op jou, maar we kunnen vrienden blijven
Yeah, en bananen die zijn blauw en stenen die kunnen drijven
Ik wil breken met mijn gebreken en toch blijf ik je smeken
Jij kijkt in de toekomst terwijl ik alleen maar heb teruggekeken
Naar ons gedeelde verleden, door mij verheerlijkt en aanbeden
Voor jou overreden en overleden dus geen reden om er tijd aan te besteden
Van gezonde baby, naar peuter naar kleuter naar kinderlijkje
Liefde, geleuter, machtspelletjes, maar wat bereik je
Een supermarkt vol herinneringen, een dikkere laag eelt rond je hart
Gooi de dobbelsteen maar weer en ga terug naar start
Liefde is die hond die je blijft aaien al weet je dat ie bijt
En is dat mes dat langs één kant pijnlijker snijdt

Ik ben je kwijt en lijd nu onder het feit dat spijt
Bijna altijd te laat komt en nooit op tijd
Verloor de strijd en lijd nu onder het feit dat spijt
Te laat kwam, want ik ben je kwijt
En geef me nog een beetje van je ex-liefdadigheid

Eenzaam, machteloos ja zie me hier nu zitten
Radeloos en slapeloos terwijl de meeste mensen pitten
Ik leef op dezelfde planeet als gisteren; maar vandaag lijkt die kouder
En grauwer met het cliché van de vissen in de zee en de volhouder
Wint... niet want ik kwam eruit als de verliezer
Mijn problemen laten je koud dank je wel, mevrouw diepvriezer
Is dit nu zo'n typisch geval van actie en reactie
Want ik had een goede auto en nu neem ik de taxi
Zonder planning of remming in hoogste versnelling naar eindbestemming
Maar om te beweren dat ik weet waar ik mee bezig ben dat is een gewaagde
stelling
De telling van de teller, ik betaal mijn ritjes duur
‘t Maakt niet uit naar waar ik rijd, ‘t is je signatuur onder de factuur
Deze klant betaalt constant contant, gestrand in je bestand
Van hoofdrol naar figurant die balanceert op de rand
Van verstand tegen gevoel, gevoel tegen verstand
Ik word verscheurd tussen mijn emotionele en rationele kant

Rijms en stuff over raps en liefde
Het is maar wat je bliefde
Die van mij zijn alsof ze je doorkliefde

Doe maar alsof je het fixed
En dan met de re in de mixed

Ik slijp je slijpsteen
Knijp je in je been
En begrijp je meteen

Als je zegt genoeg
Op naar de ziekenboeg
En als je naar me vroeg
Je vind me in de kroeg
Ik kit en ik voeg

De echte handyman
Wat kan ik met mijn handen
Vraag maar aan je woman
Ik doe het in alle standen


En nu moet ik echt verder met werken, ik heb geen tijd voor rijmsels!

Genoeg gewerkt!
Iemand nog iets te rijmen?

die tanga met die planga
ik moet die tanga vanga
Ik moet die tanga ballen

eey, eey paas is een cd
ze wil mee naar de wc

Kudde kudde, schudde schudde, bil omhoog, bukke bukke
zaadjes planten, effe verder, Later kom ik vruchte plukken
Ik wil je ballen moeder, dus denk maar dat ik klef ben
ik wil je billen zien, dus doe alsof ik def ben

Immortal Technique -- You'll Never Know(feat Jean Grae)

[Verse 1]
She was on her way to becoming a college graduate
Wouldn't even stop to talk to the average kid
The type of latina I'd sit and contemplate marriage with
Fuck the horse and carriage shit, her love was never for hire
Disciplined, intellectual beauty's what I desire
Flyer than Salma Hayek or Jennifer Lopez
Everyone told me, kickin' it to her was hopeless
At first I just thought, she didn't mess with broke kids
The thug niggaz always talking about, how they smoke kids
But the rich-sniff-coke kids got no play
"I'm not even interested" is what her body language would say
Everyone around the way, gave up trying to get in it
It didn't matter how good your game was, she wasn't with it
On the block, bitches was jealous, but wouldn't admit it
Talk shit, and deny to everyone that they did it
'Cause they regreted the long list of niggaz that they let hit it
And no one ever gave them shit except McDonald's and did-dick
Smoking weed with thoughts of envy, whenever they lit it
She smoked intelligently and they bit it, always trying to copy
But when they tried to use her vocab, they sounded sloppy
She had a style, all her own, respectful and pure
I was sick in the head for her, and there wasn't a cure

[Hook - Jean Grae]
Don't you know that, time waits for no man
Not fate, it's all planned
I'm blessed just to know you
I've loved and I've lost just to hold you all night
Can't find, a reason why
God came, to you and I
If I had the chance again, I'd never let you go
Hold tight to your love, 'cause you never know

[Verse 2]
Her eyes are brown and beautiful, yet empty and sad
I used to talk to her occasionally, and she was glad
That I wasn't just another nigga trying to get in it
So every now and then we'd stop and talk for a minute
I didn't have a gimmick so the minutes turned to hours
On her birthday, I gave her a poem with flowers
Then I took her out to dinner after her cousin's baby shower
We talked about, power to the people and such
We spent more time together but it was never enough
I never tried to sneak a touch, or even cop a feel
I was too interested, in keeping it real
Perfectly honest and complete, she would always call me "carino,"
And never Technique, bought me a new book to read every 2 or 3 weeks
Forever changing the expression of my thoughts when I speak
It was because of her, I even deaded all of my freaks
She convinced me, to stop hangin' out on the streets
To stop robbin' and stealin', from people like you
Instead I took her out to the Apollo and the Bronxu
We sailed in Barrio (?) and the Metropolitan too
Got to the point when I was either with her or my crew
So I decided one day, to tell her my feelings was true
I couldn't live without her so I told her, facing my fears
But honey's only response, was a face full of tears
She could only sob hysterically, holding me tight
I tried to speak, but she wouldn't stop until I left sight
I felt like a moth who got himself too close to the light
Except I didn't burn, I turned cold after that night

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I went on with my life, college and my career
Ended up locked up like an animal for a year
Where the C.O.'s talk to you like they were the overseer
Then I got sent to the hole, when my exit was near
At night in my cell, I'd close my eyes and I'd see her
Hold her close in my dreams, but when I woke she disappeared
Just an empty cell until the state gave me parole in the summer
came back, in tact and on track
But the fact of the matter, is I still felt cold
Even after my mother, hugged me, cryin' at home
My real niggaz would catch me thinkin', out of my zone
Fuckin' lots of different women, but I still felt alone
Relatively well-known around the New York underground
But I kept thinking of her and how we used to be down
The sound of her voice, and the beautiful smell of her hair
Though gone physically, somehow it was still there
I had to do something, because the shit was too much to bear
So I went and visited the building where she used to live
The world looks a lot different after you do a bid
The way your life done changed
While primitive minds (are) still stuck in the same game
Like her cousin who was on the corner slangin' cocaine
Stepped in the lobby and tapped the button next to her last name
Her mom buzzed me up and hugged me up, like a mother oughta
But her facial expression changed, when I asked about her daughter

[Hook]

[Verse 4]
She told me that there was a note for me, that was left behind
She had left it there waiting, for such a long time
I was inclined to ask about it but she brought it up first
I saw a tear swelling up in her eye, and then she cursed
She told me where the letter was and I started thinking the worst
Reversed my position, stepped over and opened the door
And sure enough there was an envelope with my name on the floor
"Nobody loves you more than me carino" is what the letter said

"By the time you get to read this, I'll probably be dead
But when you left in '97 a part of me went to Heaven
I thank God at least I got to know what love really was
But it hurt me, to see what true love really does
'Cause even though we never made love, you were all that there was
It was because I loved you so much that I had to make you leave
You made me doubt the way I thought, you made me want to believe
And then I slipped up, and I let you get close to me
It was hard to not be openly when people spoke to me
This was not the way I thought my life was supposed to be
Baby don't you see, I had a blood transfusion that left me with HIV
Hoped the end exists for me since late in 1993
I died a virgin, I wish I could've given myself to you
I cried in the hospital because there was no one else but you
Promise that you'll meet me in paradise inevitably
No matter what, I'll keep your love forever with me"

What happened for the rest of the day is still a blur
But I remember wishing that I was dead, instead of her
She was buried on August 3rd
The story ends without a sequel
And now you know why Technique, don't fucking fall in love with people
Hold the person that you love closely if they're next to you
The one you love, not the person that'll simply have sex with you
Appreciate them to the fullest extent, and then beyond
'Cause you never really know what you got, until it's gone.


sniff

Mmh, loopt lekker dit topic!

Viktor Vaugn - Let me watch

[Viktor Vaughn]
Mmm.. My cousin's friend's friend wanna meet me
Saw V on TV, said she needed a sweety
Heard he was the type to do her name in graffiti
Greet her with a kiss *kiss*
Straight gentlemen need steelie, a G
Whatever is meant to be is meant to be
She can slip a smile that make a nigga flip wild
Herand bold name chain, diamond chip script style
With the matching bracelet, sweats with the K-Swiss
Athletic chick who run track
Hey miss, pleasure's all mine
Please call me Vik

[Nikki]
Okay, I did a full inspection
Head to toe we rocked black denim
Flashed the grin, sweetest sin
Said to him: "Hey, my name is Nikki
You twenty minutes late and almost missed me"
Turned off my CD, I was bumpin' vintage Biggie
Said: "I love the way you smile, but your eyes look tricky
"Yo I gotta be home by eight thirty or my moms'll kill me
She spazzes out when I'm late, plus she says that I'm too young to date
So overprotective, I wish she'd take a sedative and shit
Yea, but that's whatever
What's your perspective, tell me more about you Vik

[Viktor Vaughn]
It's love at first sight, that's the proof
He wasn't out right to thirst, but in truth
Fresh as a mayflower, face like power
He had the green light, she asked him: "What's the plan tonight?"
Flavor of the night, Sam Sara from Fahrenheit

[Nikki]
He talked, I listened, he listened I spoke
We walked arm-in-arm and split a cherrycoke
Spit religion and politics, Sega and chess
Roots of culture, hip-hop, skunk and sess
I caught him sneakin' peeks at my breasts
While frontin', name droppin' connects

[Viktor Vaughn]
First started out like she was just Vaughn's friend
Used to act grown for pretend, whispering
Speaking on the phone, for hours on end
On a bone from just listening and then:
"Call me back my mother home", spoke to tone, again
Call back and do the same thing tomorrow
If something don't give, I'll be forced to ignore her
Gettin' on my last nerves, forget it
All this talk and shit and V ain't even hit it yet
It's uncharacteristic of the Vik

[Nikki]
Hickies on my neck, the whole last night, I couldn't sleep
Practice the words I used to greet you, the next time we meet
Think of you and feel heat, that make my cheeks blush
Close my eyes and feel your touch, get chills when you slip me tongue
Picture me with you, could my fantasies of teen love come true?
Got me wondering, how far I'll go to prove my moms and everybody wrong
I miss you every time I hear a love song and whenever you're gone
Until I see you, then I feel short of breath
I think maybe I'm ready... to take the next step.. yes

[Viktor Vaughn]
I got your cab fare, dinner and a movie
Bring a change of clothes, just in case it's all groovy
Watch when I see you, I miss you a lot, yo
How about a nightcap, maybe a bottle of Mo
So V can bite your titties like a baby toddler, ho

[Nikki]
Oh no you didn't! You called me a what? Don't make me wig out
How you gonna last some shit like that slip out your mouth (nah, I was just)
If I was there, I'd smack you in your smirk (ooh), for acting like a jerk
Thought you was cool, but now I doubt the shit is gonna work
I'm not hurt, I'm pissed off, piss off, fuck this shit

[Viktor Vaughn]
I know I play too much
Hey on the way, could you please pick up two Dutch
Ok peace, see you when you touch
I wondered if she ever had a coodycat eight-eight
Vaughn can't wait to long-stroke it on the late-late

[Nikki]
Wait, first let's get this shit straight-straight
Don't call me out my name, I'm not the one to get played-played
Out... niggaz, go figure 'em out, they're all the same-same
With a lame-lame story, like my ex-man Mike
Got my best friend pregnant and he's still tryin' to call me
Well fuck Mike and fuck Vik too
I wound up on Prozac from all the shit he put me through
Only been off my prescription three weeks
And you got me flippin, rippin' my hair out
Never thought you'd treat me like a pigeon
I'm out, it's over, I'm gone
So long.

[Nikki & Vik]
I'd rather masturbate, than fuck with Vik Vaughn
I'd rather masturbate, than fuck with Vik Vaughn (let me watch!)
I'd rather masturbate, than fuck with Vik Vaughn
(Still... so...so...so what time you gonna be here?)
(Aight? You know I'm gonna be waitin', just holla and ring the buzzer.3.)