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  dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 @ 23:37:06 #1
115080 saturday
"Steamtrain Valley"
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Hier kun je je plaat noteren waar je echt om in n deuk ligt..
...and when you penetrate to the most high god,
you will believe you are mad,
you will believe you've gone insane...
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Andre van Duin - Bim Bam.
  dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 @ 23:40:44 #3
113173 Quannum
Well FOK! you!
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Solace - I killed Kurt

I killed Kurt, I shot him dead
I put that gun up to his head
I pulled the trigger, took his life
I made it look like suicide
I did it for the good of all mankind
I can't stand to hear a rich junkie whine
I blew his brains all over the floor
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

No more grunge rock
No more headache
No more rock star
Now he's worm food

No more Nirvana, or whiny emo songs
I sent you back to hell, back to hell where you belong
I'm glad I blew your brains out, I'm glad I took your life
I just wish you could be around to see me kill your wife

You're next Courtney!
Jusqu'ici tout va bien
  dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 @ 23:40:50 #4
115080 saturday
"Steamtrain Valley"
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Arie Ribbens - Poe, poe..
...and when you penetrate to the most high god,
you will believe you are mad,
you will believe you've gone insane...
  dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 @ 23:43:36 #5
67746 Baba-O-Riley
Out here in the fields
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Badesalz - "Black or White" / "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
The Who - "Waspman"
Raymond van het Groenewoud - "Arme Penis"
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  dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 @ 23:55:53 #6
115080 saturday
"Steamtrain Valley"
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Op dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 23:43 schreef Baba-O-Riley het volgende:


Badesalz - "Black or White" / "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
Die zocht ik nog!! Thanx!
...and when you penetrate to the most high god,
you will believe you are mad,
you will believe you've gone insane...
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Sjef Hoelenpapers - Moeder ik lust een frikandel
I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep. It makes me dream faster.
  woensdag 10 augustus 2005 @ 00:07:05 #8
113173 Quannum
Well FOK! you!
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Alles van Weird Al Yankovich natuurlijk ook.
Zoals:

Eat it
Fat
Smells like Nirvana
Amish Paradise



Jusqu'ici tout va bien
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Apres Skihut- Schnappie die geile krokodil!
50 pence- in da pub
Dikke lul band- Der lauft ein deutsche lul in my way!

die kwamen gelijk in me op
Ga nooit in discussie met een idioot, want ze weten nooit wanneer jij gelijk hebt
  woensdag 10 augustus 2005 @ 00:40:21 #10
124594 Myra
Lieveheersmeisje ;)
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De vliegende Panters - Broode bapao En ik weet het, er zullen hier vast mensen zitten die hem totaal niet grappig vinden...maar ik lach er echt helemaal dubbel om omdat het (naar mijn mening) gewoon ook klopt wat ze 'zingen'...
Nothing is worth doing, except what the world says is impossible...;)
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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 00:34 schreef MasterM26 het volgende:

50 pence- in da pub
Go Go.......Go on love
it's my birthday
you look tarty love
its my birthday
i'll buy you a bacardi love
it's my birthday
and you know i'm having a love its not my birthday
[Chorus 2x]
You can find me in da pub wit a pint of bud
look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

When i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
whin i hit the bar it's ten pint fore i'm over
i came to watch the game cause i'm a blackburn rover
and i'm munching M&Ms while i'm downing smirnova
but only noting changend cash down bottoms up
and i got a papercut for rolling my rizzla up
if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp
cause i fell down my stairs and now i walk with a limp
in the back bits of Watford they say fifty you're hot
they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot
but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you i'm crazy
cause once i was drunk and humped the statue of a lady
but i'm fully focused now
tea and coffee on my mind
got a part time job in the daily grind
and this girls yeah
she loves my hair
she likes my car
her boyfriends fit but she's ugly too righht

[Chorus 2x]

You can find me in the pub
with a pint of bud
look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gats stubbed

My girlfriends mum gave me the cash
that bought me all my fancy stuff
my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste
look mate i'm tied down but i ain't changed
and you should love it way more than i hate it
your like my dad's fashion outdated
i'm that bloke by the bar when i'm on my round
your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound
when the beats start pumping i get my macarena on
my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song
if the roofs on fire someone dial 999
and if you wanna have frank love
it isn't a crime
i'll tell you what i tell every girl
your fit
nice hair
if you don't want to rush it
here's another red square
or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a Kronenburg
they'll now where we ****ing be,yeah

[Chorus 2x]

You can find me in the pub
with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

Don't act like you don't now where i been either mum
in the pub all the time mum
it's time to pop off mum
burn unit

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50 pence heeft ook P.I.M.P. zijn eigen invulling gegeven:

I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint gettin a smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee,
but keep your hands off my P.I.N.T. x2

Now sharon, shes in the pub shes pullin the pints..
n pullin the punters if she thinks the price is right..
shes into nuts and gin with slim line tonic..
she plucked out her eyebrow n drew a line on it!

I don’t buy her a drink I jus get her some pork scratchins,
keep her off my pint cos I think her warts catchin..(urgh)
its pub quiz night n its bad for my health..
she asked me 21 questions and there all about herself..

she likes my hair she likes my car shes in the daily sport…
I don’t understand a single word because she comes from york..

im not that bloke that’s only tryna get her into bed, (nope)…
im that bloke that’s only tryin cos im off my head..(yep)
we can leave now if your startin to get bored..
we’l take the bus home because my nova’s not insured..

look love its simple if your sittin with me..
sip your drink but don’t touch my P.I.N.T
haha..

I dunno wat you heard about me,(yeah)
but you aint gettin a smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee..
but keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.. x2

bur-bur-bur-bur-burn unittttt! (hahaha)
F-I-F-T-Y pence that’s me,
I work in the burn unit infirmary
NHS pention til im sixty three
and you no that im representin kings Langley..
F-I-F-T-Y pence thats me,
im a nature loving geezer you can find me in the tree,
im accidently known and locally accepted..

get off my pint!!!
so now you no about me..

yea love got my reebok classics on, (wee)
im bout to show you why my pint hand is quite strong..
your not wrong if u think I got a lazy eye,
its cos I had a mishap with a steak n kidney pie .. (oops)
I down a pint the same way I down a glass of water.. (slurp)
I swear I didn’t no this bird was the landlords daughter…
BURN,U,..N-I-Tizzy,
I bumped my head and now im feelin dizzy..
I've got people in Watford that no how I get down ..
got a bird in Hemel,
a few mates in town,
iv got a job in macdonalds and im not messin around..
iv got a big mac, mcflurry’s and a quarter pound-errr..
(haha)

just put it on my tab..
pick up a doner at millennium kebab..for closin time..
and about the fighting..
iv got a beer proof vest to avoid the pinting..pinting

I duno wat you heard about me,
but you aint gettin a smirnoff for free.
you can sit urself on my knee,
but keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.. x2

… yeah..
now in Hollywood they say theres no business like show business,
well in the pub dave said.. theres no business like the dough business,
and he’s a baker….
See if I talk really fast I sound like a prat
but if you listen real fast I don’t gotta slow down..
haha..
yea..
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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 00:40 schreef Myra het volgende:
De vliegende Panters - Broode bapao En ik weet het, er zullen hier vast mensen zitten die hem totaal niet grappig vinden...maar ik lach er echt helemaal dubbel om omdat het (naar mijn mening) gewoon ook klopt wat ze 'zingen'...
En natuurlijk "Tongzoen" en "Lekker Reppe" van De Vliegende Panters.... .
Knappe jongen die dit nog kan onderschatten.
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Ik weet ff niet van wie maar et nummer heet Bomen zijn relax
natuurlijk Andre van Duin - Bim Bam, Nee nou wordt ie mooi, Groetjes van Ruud en natuurlijk Bloemkolen
HT: FC Dinamo Assen (504765)
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MC Wigger & dj Wanabee - Straathosselaar
“A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have”
  woensdag 10 augustus 2005 @ 23:02:59 #16
67746 Baba-O-Riley
Out here in the fields
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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 22:27 schreef MrMoon het volgende:
natuurlijk Andre van Duin - Bim Bam, Nee nou wordt ie mooi, Groetjes van Ruud en natuurlijk Bloemkolen
en "Eskimo", "Duudeljoo" en "De Heidezangers".
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tenacious D - Fuck her gently
Life is a bitch, and it sucks......
..... Hey what else do you need.
Shit happens..., at least once a day.
rechts op de roltrap
  woensdag 10 augustus 2005 @ 23:07:02 #18
94080 VeX-
HAHA..JIJ hebt HEUL veel POSTS
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Een groot deel van het werk van Youssef en Kamal.
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, yeah. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak, 'till you're coming down. And that's it. - David Brent
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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 23:05 schreef rucksichlos het volgende:
tenacious D - Fuck her gently
Die is echt geweldig .
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ik heb me doodgelachen om hartendief van brace

"ik ben een hawrrtendief!"

en ali b's rap: "door die blik in z'n ogen, is voor je het weet je string al in de fik gevlogen"

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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 23:12 schreef martinuhhh het volgende:

[..]

Die is echt geweldig .
vooral met het filmpje
Life is a bitch, and it sucks......
..... Hey what else do you need.
Shit happens..., at least once a day.
rechts op de roltrap
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ik vind nog meer apen van spinvis wel erg leuk moet er altijd om glimlachen
'Met een banaan door het water, later'
Franky boy | fanmail, hatemail, lovemail, sexmail | Tom
  woensdag 10 augustus 2005 @ 23:43:31 #23
22851 Erosjuhhh
Blijven dromen schatjuh
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bart de graaf - waanzinnig gekloond :}
Vroeger maakte het niet uit welk bier je dronk, maar toen dacht je ook dat alle meisjes hetzelfde waren
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Henry Rollins - Liar
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Op woensdag 10 augustus 2005 00:40 schreef Myra het volgende:
De vliegende Panters - Broode bapao En ik weet het, er zullen hier vast mensen zitten die hem totaal niet grappig vinden...maar ik lach er echt helemaal dubbel om omdat het (naar mijn mening) gewoon ook klopt wat ze 'zingen'...
cker vet!!!!
"En als je het uitkotst heb je een broodje oapab"
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