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Grandma Has Destroyed All Humans
I don't think the old lady laughed this hard since Toejam and Earl; but god dammit she thought the beginning of this game was funny.

"Look! I get to pick up a cow!! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"

"SHE SHIT HERSELF!!! I SHOT HER WITH AN ANAL PROBE AN SHE SHIT HER SELF TO DEATH!!!!"

"You can make the cow do the chicken dance! Dance fucker!!!"

And so on. That is, until she realized the mini-missions are really, incredibly hard. Then she stopped laughing and returned to her normal, cheerful ball of geriatric demons. One point of the game of particular annoyance was when she had to "take the form of the mayor of town and convince people nothing was going on."

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The following are actual quotes my Grandma used while playing Resident Evil 4:

"NO! Stupid Bitch!"

"Fucking Bitch, get out of the way when I'm shooting!"

"Fuck! FUCK!!!! Why can't I just give her the fucking ...TMP so we can get by these assholes while she just stands there!"

"[mimicking the cries of Ashley in a high pitched crazy-voice] LEEOON! HEELLP! I'M A STUPID BITCH AND GOT CAUGHT AGAIN!!!"

"Motherfucking whore won't duck when I shoot!"

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Op dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 20:33 schreef MMaRsu het volgende:
Ik zweer het je deze oma is fucking geweldig. Blog is supercool om te lezen, en ze hebben zelfs movies!

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Op dinsdag 9 augustus 2005 21:10 schreef doppelgänger het volgende:

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