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[22:25:01] De overdracht van "pim'z bitchez.rar" is voltooid.
[22:25:03] Kokos : shit
[22:25:05] Kokos : ik ben er een vergeten
[22:25:05] Kokos : =d


Ja sorry hoor

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Op maandag 16 mei 2005 14:56 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
Ik heb het dan ook ge-copypaste
Het zijn de functies van mijn telefoon. Eventuele fouten kan ik dus niet helpen

oh .. ok
_{Het was enkel een observering, niet bedoeld om te zeuren.
Het is de functie van mijn taalpuristmodus. Edoch eventuele fouten kan ik ook niet helpen}

een savegame.dat

ik zou wel op tijd bij Pieter vertrekken als ik jou was

Compaq dc7100

Having a Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.

Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998

STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.

He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.

She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.

STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?

Just remember, it could be worse.....

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally...

4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.

In the Jan. 6, 2002 edition of Parade magazine, Kirk Douglas wrote the following that I think applies well to anybody struggling with any adversity:

My "Operator's Manual":
To help people understand and recover from a stroke, I constructed the following guidelines. Then, I had an epiphany: Dealing with a stroke---dealing with any ailment or misfortune---is no different than the way we all should live our lifes.

1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.

Words of Wisdom from Kirk Douglas.

Kirk Douglas says having a stroke made him appreciate life more. "I'm still alive," the 85-year-old actor said. "The sky is bluer, the trees are greener. People talk of heaven, but maybe this is heaven and we don't know it."

Kirk Douglas constructed his new outlook and survival upon these 4 great human values:

1. The love of his wife, Anne, and his four sons.
2. His intuitive conviction that laughter truly is the best medecine.
3. His immersion in the Bible study.
4. The gratification of reaching out and helping others.

Book buying info:

My Stroke of Luck , Autobiography by Kirk Douglas. Publisher: William Morrow & Company Inc., New York, January 2002. Price: $22.95, 196 pages.

When Things go Bad, Remember Noah. Click Here

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"De Kantine"

Beste kijker,

Vriendelijk bedankt voor uw mail.

We hebben er begrip voor dat reclame onderbrekingen als vervelend worden ervaren. Als commerciële zender zijn wij hier echter wel toe genoodzaakt, aangezien onze programma’s (onder andere) betaald worden uit deze reclame-inkomsten. Wij ontvangen niet, zoals de publieke omroepen, inkomsten van kijkers (die dit betalen via de belasting). Kijkers betalen daarnaast voor de kabel aan de kabelexploitant, maar ook van dit bedrag ontvangen wij geen percentage.
Nederlandse omroepen moeten zich uiteraard houden aan de Mediawet en het Mediabesluit, waarvan de naleving gecontroleerd wordt door het Commissariaat voor de Media. In artikel 52d lid 4 Mb staat te lezen: "Het programma van een commerciële omroepinstelling bestaat voor ten hoogste twaalf minuten per uur uit reclameboodschappen of telewinkelboodschappen." Wij houden ons aan deze regelgeving en zenden derhalve uit noodzaak maximaal 12 minuten per uur commercials uit.

We vertrouwen erop u hiermee voldoende geïnformeerd te hebben.


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http://www.whitestarr.nl/

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(gefotosoepte pasfoto diek net op heb gegooid)

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Op dinsdag 17 mei 2005 14:28 schreef Blinky het volgende:
http://www.whitestarr.nl/

Tatoeëren

Er zijn momenteel 3 kleuren waarin WhiteStarr de anus tatoeëert.

Beschikbare kleuren:
- Wit
- Rood
- Goud

Met behulp van eeuwenoude Maori-technieken is WhiteStarr er als eerste in geslaagd een tattoagetechniek te ontwikkelen waarbij de kringspier volledig, veilig en pijnloos kan worden getatoeëerd Gebruikmakend van de Treasanus, speciale ultradunne Japanse naalden en natuurlijke kleurstoffen, bereiken de verpleegkundigen van WhiteStarr een optimaal resultaat waarvan u jaren plezier zult hebben.

Voor diegene onder u die regelmatig een darkroom bezoeken bieden wij geheel gratis het supplement ?Glow in the Dark? aan . Door eenvoudig te bukken zal iedereen zonder problemen de weg kunnen vinden.

De behandeling duurt ongeveer 45 minuten. Eenmaal getatoeëerd kunt u gemiddeld 5 jaar vooruit voordat de kleur weer opgefrist dient te worden.

Een tip voor vrijgezellenavonden:

Groepsbehandeling

In onze comfortabele aangepaste chaise lonques kunnen groepen tot 15 personen onder het genot van een hapje een drankje gebleekt of getatoeëerd worden. Stelt u zich eens voor wat een verrassing dit is tijdens de huwelijksnacht. U hoeft zich geen minuut te vervelen door een optreden van het WhiteStarr showballet.

Terwijl u relaxed onderuit ligt werken onze verpleegkundigen van onder de stoel aan u droomanus.

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Op dinsdag 17 mei 2005 19:40 schreef J.A.N.A. het volgende:

[..]

Tatoeëren

Er zijn momenteel 3 kleuren waarin WhiteStarr de anus tatoeëert.

Beschikbare kleuren:
- Wit
- Rood
- Goud

*KNIP*

Terwijl u relaxed onderuit ligt werken onze verpleegkundigen van onder de stoel aan u droomanus.

Whaaa!!! Is dit serieus???
En dan zo'n BLING YOUR ASS NOW ding erbij!

[[Categorie:Elektronische component]]

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