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Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
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[22:25:03] Kokos : shit
[22:25:05] Kokos : ik ben er een vergeten
[22:25:05] Kokos : =d
Ja sorry hoor
[22:25:03] Kokos : shit
[22:25:05] Kokos : ik ben er een vergeten
[22:25:05] Kokos : =d
Ja sorry hoor
Viva los Vatos Locos
oh .. okquote:Op maandag 16 mei 2005 14:56 schreef SEMTEX het volgende:
Ik heb het dan ook ge-copypaste
Het zijn de functies van mijn telefoon. Eventuele fouten kan ik dus niet helpen
Het was enkel een observering, niet bedoeld om te zeuren.
Het is de functie van mijn taalpuristmodus. Edoch eventuele fouten kan ik ook niet helpen
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Compaq dc7100
Oog eruit is erger!Le métro ferme a une heure du matLe metro ouvre a six h du matMonoprix ouvre a 10hMonoprix ferme a 20hLes enfants partent a 8hLes enfants reviennent a 16hLe repas commence a 20hOn débarrasse a 20h30Un Téléphone à midi seize
Having a Bad Day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally...
4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.
In the Jan. 6, 2002 edition of Parade magazine, Kirk Douglas wrote the following that I think applies well to anybody struggling with any adversity:
My "Operator's Manual":
To help people understand and recover from a stroke, I constructed the following guidelines. Then, I had an epiphany: Dealing with a stroke---dealing with any ailment or misfortune---is no different than the way we all should live our lifes.
1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.
Words of Wisdom from Kirk Douglas.
Kirk Douglas says having a stroke made him appreciate life more. "I'm still alive," the 85-year-old actor said. "The sky is bluer, the trees are greener. People talk of heaven, but maybe this is heaven and we don't know it."
Kirk Douglas constructed his new outlook and survival upon these 4 great human values:
1. The love of his wife, Anne, and his four sons.
2. His intuitive conviction that laughter truly is the best medecine.
3. His immersion in the Bible study.
4. The gratification of reaching out and helping others.
Book buying info:
My Stroke of Luck , Autobiography by Kirk Douglas. Publisher: William Morrow & Company Inc., New York, January 2002. Price: $22.95, 196 pages.
When Things go Bad, Remember Noah. Click Here
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally...
4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.
In the Jan. 6, 2002 edition of Parade magazine, Kirk Douglas wrote the following that I think applies well to anybody struggling with any adversity:
My "Operator's Manual":
To help people understand and recover from a stroke, I constructed the following guidelines. Then, I had an epiphany: Dealing with a stroke---dealing with any ailment or misfortune---is no different than the way we all should live our lifes.
1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.
Words of Wisdom from Kirk Douglas.
Kirk Douglas says having a stroke made him appreciate life more. "I'm still alive," the 85-year-old actor said. "The sky is bluer, the trees are greener. People talk of heaven, but maybe this is heaven and we don't know it."
Kirk Douglas constructed his new outlook and survival upon these 4 great human values:
1. The love of his wife, Anne, and his four sons.
2. His intuitive conviction that laughter truly is the best medecine.
3. His immersion in the Bible study.
4. The gratification of reaching out and helping others.
Book buying info:
My Stroke of Luck , Autobiography by Kirk Douglas. Publisher: William Morrow & Company Inc., New York, January 2002. Price: $22.95, 196 pages.
When Things go Bad, Remember Noah. Click Here
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity...I think I lost it.
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Nederlandse omroepen moeten zich uiteraard houden aan de Mediawet en het Mediabesluit, waarvan de naleving gecontroleerd wordt door het Commissariaat voor de Media. In artikel 52d lid 4 Mb staat te lezen: "Het programma van een commerciële omroepinstelling bestaat voor ten hoogste twaalf minuten per uur uit reclameboodschappen of telewinkelboodschappen." Wij houden ons aan deze regelgeving en zenden derhalve uit noodzaak maximaal 12 minuten per uur commercials uit.
We vertrouwen erop u hiermee voldoende geïnformeerd te hebben.
Met vriendelijke groet,
Publieksvoorlichting
Afdeling Communicatie
SBS Broadcasting B.V.
Quintet Office Park
Rietlandpark 333
1019 DW Amsterdam
There's no point in living if you can't feel alive
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GAD Gratis ipod oordopjes? Lu_uK 4 140 17/05 12:57 - Lu_uK
GAD Gratis ipod oordopjes? Lu_uK 4 140 17/05 12:57 - Lu_uK
Oog eruit is erger!Le métro ferme a une heure du matLe metro ouvre a six h du matMonoprix ouvre a 10hMonoprix ferme a 20hLes enfants partent a 8hLes enfants reviennent a 16hLe repas commence a 20hOn débarrasse a 20h30Un Téléphone à midi seize
Gabriel Rios
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
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"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Tatoeërenquote:
Er zijn momenteel 3 kleuren waarin WhiteStarr de anus tatoeëert.
Beschikbare kleuren:
- Wit
- Rood
- Goud
Met behulp van eeuwenoude Maori-technieken is WhiteStarr er als eerste in geslaagd een tattoagetechniek te ontwikkelen waarbij de kringspier volledig, veilig en pijnloos kan worden getatoeëerd Gebruikmakend van de Treasanus, speciale ultradunne Japanse naalden en natuurlijke kleurstoffen, bereiken de verpleegkundigen van WhiteStarr een optimaal resultaat waarvan u jaren plezier zult hebben.
Voor diegene onder u die regelmatig een darkroom bezoeken bieden wij geheel gratis het supplement ?Glow in the Dark? aan . Door eenvoudig te bukken zal iedereen zonder problemen de weg kunnen vinden.
De behandeling duurt ongeveer 45 minuten. Eenmaal getatoeëerd kunt u gemiddeld 5 jaar vooruit voordat de kleur weer opgefrist dient te worden.
Een tip voor vrijgezellenavonden:
Groepsbehandeling
In onze comfortabele aangepaste chaise lonques kunnen groepen tot 15 personen onder het genot van een hapje een drankje gebleekt of getatoeëerd worden. Stelt u zich eens voor wat een verrassing dit is tijdens de huwelijksnacht. U hoeft zich geen minuut te vervelen door een optreden van het WhiteStarr showballet.
Terwijl u relaxed onderuit ligt werken onze verpleegkundigen van onder de stoel aan u droomanus.
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Whaaa!!! Is dit serieus???quote:Op dinsdag 17 mei 2005 19:40 schreef J.A.N.A. het volgende:
[..]
Tatoeëren
Er zijn momenteel 3 kleuren waarin WhiteStarr de anus tatoeëert.
Beschikbare kleuren:
- Wit
- Rood
- Goud
*KNIP*
Terwijl u relaxed onderuit ligt werken onze verpleegkundigen van onder de stoel aan u droomanus.
En dan zo'n BLING YOUR ASS NOW ding erbij!
Ja, die met de ballen in de bek.
switch (chldpid=fork()){
case -1:
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE,"* ERROR: fork() failed!\n");
clean_exit(1);
case 0:
child();
default:
parent();
}
clean_exit(0);
}
void parent(void){
int num_read;
fd_set rfds;
struct sigaction act;
close(ipcpipe[0]);
act.sa_handler = sig_chld;
sigemptyset(&act.sa_mask);
//act.sa_flags = SA_NOCLDSTOP;
if (sigaction(SIGCHLD, &act, NULL) < 0){
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* ERROR: Sigaction failed\n");
clean_exit(1);
}
strncpy(buffer, COMMANDS, BUFSIZE);
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, strlen(COMMANDS));
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* INFO: version %s\n", VERSION);
FD_ZERO(&rfds);
while(1){
FD_SET(0, &rfds);
if (select(1, &rfds, NULL, NULL, NULL) > 0) {
if ((num_read = read(STDIN_FILENO, buffer, BUFSIZE))== 0) {
if(VERBOSENESS>1) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* DEBUG: EOF encountered, closing stdout and exit()\n");
strncpy(buffer, "* QUIT\n", BUFSIZE);
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, 7);
clean_exit(0);
}
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, num_read);
}
}
}
case -1:
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE,"* ERROR: fork() failed!\n");
clean_exit(1);
case 0:
child();
default:
parent();
}
clean_exit(0);
}
void parent(void){
int num_read;
fd_set rfds;
struct sigaction act;
close(ipcpipe[0]);
act.sa_handler = sig_chld;
sigemptyset(&act.sa_mask);
//act.sa_flags = SA_NOCLDSTOP;
if (sigaction(SIGCHLD, &act, NULL) < 0){
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* ERROR: Sigaction failed\n");
clean_exit(1);
}
strncpy(buffer, COMMANDS, BUFSIZE);
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, strlen(COMMANDS));
if(VERBOSENESS>0) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* INFO: version %s\n", VERSION);
FD_ZERO(&rfds);
while(1){
FD_SET(0, &rfds);
if (select(1, &rfds, NULL, NULL, NULL) > 0) {
if ((num_read = read(STDIN_FILENO, buffer, BUFSIZE))== 0) {
if(VERBOSENESS>1) fprintf(MSGPIPE, "* DEBUG: EOF encountered, closing stdout and exit()\n");
strncpy(buffer, "* QUIT\n", BUFSIZE);
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, 7);
clean_exit(0);
}
write(ipcpipe[1], buffer, num_read);
}
}
}
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
محمّد هو خنزي | "All that we are is the result of what we have thought." [Buddha] | http://ra.phid.ae/
محمّد هو خنزي | "All that we are is the result of what we have thought." [Buddha] | http://ra.phid.ae/
poradatel Katedra historie, Pedagogicka fakulta Masarykovy univerzity v Brne
Vec verejna nebo soukroma? Vliv rodiny a "pratel" na volbu zivotniho partnera (Panstvi Trebon na konci 18. a pocatkem 19. stoleti).
Studentka obsadila v soutezi se svym sdelenim 3. misto a ziskala Cenu Josefa Susty.
Vec verejna nebo soukroma? Vliv rodiny a "pratel" na volbu zivotniho partnera (Panstvi Trebon na konci 18. a pocatkem 19. stoleti).
Studentka obsadila v soutezi se svym sdelenim 3. misto a ziskala Cenu Josefa Susty.
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hou op.... ik kom niet meer bijquote:Op dinsdag 17 mei 2005 19:40 schreef J.A.N.A. het volgende:
glow in the dark *proest*
edit .. smiley weggehaald ..stond toch een beetje raar in deze konttekst
smiley weggehaald ..stond toch een beetje raar in deze konttekst [ Bericht 16% gewijzigd door coz op 17-05-2005 21:12:15 ]
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Wij raden voor alle behandelingen onze WhiteStarr rustgevende nabehandelingspasta aan. Deze pasta, op basis van calendula, vitamine D en aloë vera, vermindert het branderige gevoel na de het bleken; maakt de behandelde anus minder schraal en zorgt voor diepere kleuren die minder snel vervagen. Een echte aanrader dus, want de pasta is ook te gebruiken tegen rimpels, puistjes en schaafwonden.
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
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forum over puch en tomos versnellingbrommers (oldtimerbrommers)
forum over puch en tomos versnellingbrommers (oldtimerbrommers)
broad daylight .. lekker nummerquote:Op dinsdag 17 mei 2005 14:31 schreef J.A.N.A. het volgende:
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klote artiesten naam om te onthouden
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
particular zou ook kunnen...., niet klagen het is een goed bedoelde observatie
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
im suddenly very afraid of red yellow and bluequote:
Leesen verrry carefully, I weel zay zis only once
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Ill quit thinking w my dick when u quit fucking with my head
Maar heel anders dan de Uebermensch van Hitler, was dit bij Nietzsche geen raszuivere Ariër, maar een soort eindvorm in de menselijke evolutie, iemand die al zijn angsten heeft overwonnen en volkomen onafhankelijk van de buitenwereld is. In tegenstelling tot de Uebermensch van Hitler heeft deze Uebermensch-theorie van Nietzsche niets te maken met biologische, raciale kenmerken.
I spoke proper England since I was a children.
Sumsion T, Smyth G. Barriers to client-centredness and their resolution.
Canadian Journal of Occupational Therapy. 2000 Feb;67(1):15-21.
Tsja... heel boeiende bronvermelding dus... (not)
Canadian Journal of Occupational Therapy. 2000 Feb;67(1):15-21.
Tsja... heel boeiende bronvermelding dus... (not)
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Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.
Die gast is Owned for life
I'm sick of all this pooping stuff i'm getting my buttcheeks pierced together .
vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij vrij
He jongens ,de obers hebben pauze,
we zetten alle stoelen aan de kant
De dans vloer op dan bouwen we 'n feesie
De remmen los nu springen we eens uit de band
Kom Opa schiet eens uit je sloffen,en Oma zet je beste beentje voor
Straks vliegen hier de veters uit je schoenen
En zingen we weer allemaal in koor:
Refrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de malaise,
want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {bij Hoevelaken linksaf}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,
en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de
schouders dat wordt weer lachen
dat wordt 'n dolle boel {kom Oma aansluiten}
Het orkestje gaat van schrik steeds sneller spelen
De pianist gaat gillend onderuit,de tuba blaast de drummer z'n toepe af
De dirigent slaat af glijd uit en brult: licht uit
Achter in de zaal gaat 't in looppas de kastelein is zichtbaar van de kook
Hij trekt gauw aan de bel en geeft 'n rondje de glazen dansen op de bar wij ook
Refrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de maleise,want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {jongens kan die deur effe dicht m'n kop zit er tussen}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,
en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de schouders
dat wordt weer lachen dat wordt 'n dolle boel
De meute staan te springen en te hossen de tent staat op z'n kop de vloer deint mee
Marietje jodelt wie kan mij verlossen straks komt hier 't plafond nog naar benee oh jee
2xRefrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de malaise,want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {ober breng eens wat geld ik wil afrekenen}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de
schouders DAT wordt weer lachen
dat wordt 'n dolle boel {eh een biertje met mosterd graag met 't schuim onderin)
we zetten alle stoelen aan de kant
De dans vloer op dan bouwen we 'n feesie
De remmen los nu springen we eens uit de band
Kom Opa schiet eens uit je sloffen,en Oma zet je beste beentje voor
Straks vliegen hier de veters uit je schoenen
En zingen we weer allemaal in koor:
Refrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de malaise,
want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {bij Hoevelaken linksaf}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,
en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de
schouders dat wordt weer lachen
dat wordt 'n dolle boel {kom Oma aansluiten}
Het orkestje gaat van schrik steeds sneller spelen
De pianist gaat gillend onderuit,de tuba blaast de drummer z'n toepe af
De dirigent slaat af glijd uit en brult: licht uit
Achter in de zaal gaat 't in looppas de kastelein is zichtbaar van de kook
Hij trekt gauw aan de bel en geeft 'n rondje de glazen dansen op de bar wij ook
Refrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de maleise,want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {jongens kan die deur effe dicht m'n kop zit er tussen}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,
en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de schouders
dat wordt weer lachen dat wordt 'n dolle boel
De meute staan te springen en te hossen de tent staat op z'n kop de vloer deint mee
Marietje jodelt wie kan mij verlossen straks komt hier 't plafond nog naar benee oh jee
2xRefrein:
Wij vieren feest dus weg met de malaise,want nu is 't tijd voor de polonaise hollandaise
Van hier tot Oeteldonk {ober breng eens wat geld ik wil afrekenen}
Wij zakken door en zullen niet verdorsten ,en Willem grijpt Marietje van achter bij de
schouders DAT wordt weer lachen
dat wordt 'n dolle boel {eh een biertje met mosterd graag met 't schuim onderin)
Nagels knippen
De nagels regelmatig recht afknippen, verkleint de kans op ingroeiende nagels. Knip de nagels bij voorkeur net nadat u in bad of onder de douche bent geweest. De nagels hebben dan een hoog vochtgehalte waardoor de minder kwetsbaar zijn. Knip ze vooral niet te kort en bijt of scheur de nagels niet af, zodat ze kunnen inscheuren.
De nagels regelmatig recht afknippen, verkleint de kans op ingroeiende nagels. Knip de nagels bij voorkeur net nadat u in bad of onder de douche bent geweest. De nagels hebben dan een hoog vochtgehalte waardoor de minder kwetsbaar zijn. Knip ze vooral niet te kort en bijt of scheur de nagels niet af, zodat ze kunnen inscheuren.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity...I think I lost it.
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